How to get teens off of ubersite.com (994 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: -1.33 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Master.at.13.cc> (View user info) at 2003-09-03 16:27:50 EDT
The following page is for all of the teens on ubersite.com, but us adults are encouraged to read it as well:
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Going back to school already? Aww, too fucking bad. But there IS something you can do.
If you watch the news in my area, it's quite obvious that teachers are striking because they're old bitches and don't want to admit that they won't get a 1.045% raise in pay because they threw their lives away the day they decided to become a teacher.
That's when it HIT me, for all you students who don't like school: STRIKE TEACHERS!
It's simple. All you have to do is STRIKE your teachers! The worse you piss off your teachers, the more likely it is that you will never walk into a classroom ever again. Below are the types of ways to piss off your teachers and get thrown out of every school your parents try to put you in:
Public School:
Hit them: Go up to them, curse them off, flash them, and punch them in the jaw. When you get sent to the principal's office, offer him oral sex. Instant explusion.
Private School 1:
Don't wear your school uniform. Rather, get a blank t-shirt of your rival school's colors, and write the name of the meanest, oldest teacher in school. Under her name, write "BLOWS COCK." Your third school awaits!
Private School 2:
Drive your teacher's car through a classroom, preferably hers. Make sure you try to hit as many people as possible. Afterwards, slash her tires. Bye bye private school 2!
Catholic School:
Tattoo on your forehead "I AM JEWISH."
*Note: If you go to a Jewish School, tattoo "I AM AN ATHIEST" on your forehead; if at a Muslim School, tattoo "I AM A CHRISTIAN AND ALLAH BLOWS COCK."
After you get expelled from as many schools as possible, go into somewhere like walmart and fill your shopping cart full of as many expensive items as possible. Skip the checkout counters and walk out. Make sure you make a scene as you leave the store. When someone tries to stop you, slap them, them run to the nearest police car, flash the police officer, and steal the car somehow. Drive through the nearest federal establishment (i.e., Post office, courthouse, etc.), and honk the horn for extended periods of time.
Oops! You just got landed in Jail for life plus 1,523 years, without the possiblity for paroll until 2952. But, at least you're off of ubersite!
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User Reviews
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 18:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's past your bedtime now little boy
oh and mow the yard saturday when you get home from your paper route
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
speaking of "blows cock"...
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is how: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062623104370523164
Submitted by Neowar (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wallmart has 'expensive'items!? That's a first...
Submitted by Master13 (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me too.... :(
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This wasn't funny nor was it entertaining. I wish you would go away...
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have no respect for the educators, yet you will probably conisder yourself educated. Taco Bell is hiring, and you don't even have to speak English to work there.
Even if this is a joke,I don't find this funny.
Take whatever job you're in now, reduce the pay by 20%, increase the amount of stress and total hours worked by 20%, and to top it all off, deal with the much 'revered' youth of wherever you live.
Then let me know if you've still got a bee in your bonnet.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
technically you can be a jew and an athiest
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:33:05 EDT (#)
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hahahhahhahahh but atleast you are off ubersite.. i can't get of this damn site if i try..(i would in no time if i quit my job or get fired)...
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Or they could just drop out.
Looks like you chose to drop out.