Doritos Cooler Ranch (634 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.46 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by cock poop <cock.at.poop.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-01 16:36:51 EDT
Yes, my friend, Doritos cooler ranch flavor tortilla chips are bold... but are they daring?
Is every crunchy Doritos tortilla chip loaded with creamy buttermilk flavor? Why yes.
Have they just the right blend of spices? But of course.
So the real question is... are you daring?
Try all the other bold Doritos flavors!
Doritos. For the bold and daring.
User Reviews
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DORITOS = FAT GUY CHOW
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-02 01:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-09-01 23:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck! You gave yourself a +2!
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-09-01 23:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently those banners weren't a great enough step towards the total commercialisation of Ubersite. Good job, dumbass, you've helped bridge the gap.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-09-01 23:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's the fucking point?
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-01 23:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When you pulled into my driveway, did you see a sign that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-01 22:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm watching Pulp Fiction. As I type this, Marsellus (Ving Rhames) is being raped.
.....
OH, YEAH!
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-01 22:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Electrofag
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2003-09-01 17:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I get a drum roll here?
*da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum*
-2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2
Ta-Da!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-09-01 17:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't get it? so you enjoy annoying people? that;s kinda sad and pathetic. you should get a hobby, like painting or something. do you think you're being irionic or original or something? this approach has been taken countless times, and its just tiresome. you're not the first person to do something like this, and you'll soon get fed up and just leave, so please, just realize this now, and either post something interesting or just leave now.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-01 17:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I copied this from the back of a Doritos bag. Why the hell would you people continue reading what I write? It is obvious that I am here to annoy everyone.
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-01 16:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Since I totaled -6...
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-01 16:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just looked at the pic. Who is brit?
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-01 16:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 cause doritos suck
-2 because this post had no point at all
+2 for the pic... MmmmMMmmm I'd ranch that bitch.
-2 for "MmmmMMmmm I'd ranch that bitch." Does that even make sense?
Submitted by Anti-Christ_Superstar (user info) at 2003-09-01 16:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this?
this isn't funny or clever, its just stupid and not in a good way.
why has your name suddenly sprung up everywhere, making crap posts and comments, fuck off you stupid retarded piece of cock cheese.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-09-01 16:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that fringe hiding a cone-head? It's fucking huge.
Don't get me wrong, this -2 isn't directed towards the lady with the big baps. Not at all. It's all yours cockpoop (fitting name).
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2003-09-01 16:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
as if advertisments arent flooding the world already
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-01 16:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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