Uberusers That I Hate (2177 hits)
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Submitted by cock poop <cock.at.poop.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-02 12:41:59 EDT
The following is a cockpoop description of all the retards on this site.
Let's start with the Mac Daddy of them all...
Bart- This guy writes some good stuff and I am happy that he made this site, because without him I wouldn't be able to annoy all of the assholes around here. It does seem like he gets laid very infrequently and I won't discount the possibility that he has only one testicle.
Loren- This person can best be described as a bitch. "I always attract all the whiny little teenagers! Whaa, whaa, whaa!" That's funny, bitch. You seem to be the biggest whiner on this site. Oh, you think you're better than everyone for some reason? Well, you're no better than the pieces of corn in my shit. And your eyebrows look like caterpillers.
Hidden- This guy seems pretty cool, but he's not. He's actually a big pussy who will probably try to hack my computer for insulting him. That's right. Hidden is a pussy that hacks people's computers when he can't back up his words. Other than that, his posts usually aren't very entertaining even though everyone kisses his ass with +2's.
DrinkDDT- This guy came in waving his dick around, but he is actually a big pussy. He gave into kissing all of the other uberers asses because he is dealing with some homosexual tendencies.
MickGinny- He talks a lot of shit, but he is also a pussy. He's a big, hairy, man with a small wang. He uses his fetish for redheads to hide his actual fetish, which is kiddie porn. MickGinny will be dead or in jail within the next year.
Rizzo- Nobody cares about your secret. That's about it. You're just an asshole.
Streetpunk- Wow. This guy does a lot of drugs. Big fucking deal. Who doesn't do drugs? Nobody cares.
Manfre- This guy is a pervert.
If I didn't list your name, don't worry. It is probably because I hate you too much to list your name.
User Reviews
Submitted by krist (user info) at 2003-09-07 04:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i disagree with many of your points. but i cant resist a good roasting. hehe
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-05 13:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062707814144827624
Users I hate.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-05 08:20:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:07:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just kidding. I love all of you. Can we get an orgy together or something?
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No-one wants an orgy with you dude. You seem to have a fetish for farting in people's faces.
Aren't you guys into that shit?
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-05 08:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:07:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just kidding. I love all of you. Can we get an orgy together or something?
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No-one wants an orgy with you dude. You seem to have a fetish for farting in people's faces.
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-05 08:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-04 13:29:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-04 08:45:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, no-one cares about the British culture. Their language for instance - who bothers speaking that anymore? And who ever heard of any British pop groups? The Rolling who? The Beat-what? And the art and the literature and the theatre - don't even get me started on that shit. Mr Shake a spear or whatever.
Oh. Right.
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Well fucking said!
Are you American?
Again, this retort made me smile. (The sarcasm is a bit thick in this thread, I love it, Love it , love it- molly shannon)
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Nope - London. My little rant, dripping in sarcasm as it was, was not because I'm especially proud of being from here, it just really pisses me off when people generalize in sweeping statements that they haven't got a fucking clue how to back up.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-09-04 23:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was sort of funny when I said it.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just kidding. I love all of you. Can we get an orgy together or something?
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-04 18:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Streetpunk, I have never wanted to fart in someone's face as much as I want to now to yours.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I actually haven't read these posts and I don't plan on it. I am assuming the content is similar, but if that's the case then it just backs up my argument that everyone hates you."
What is it about idiots that make moronic assumptions without even doing research? Go ahead and assume in candyland with all the magical little elves and the streets paved in gold. That seems to be the fantasy world you live in. The "who will nail tina," post wasn't directed towards me. Infact, DDT and I converse on this site quite often and I would hardly say he hates me. The other post, Kaelic accused me of talking about drugs all the time. It's funny though because my posts with the most hits don't even mention drugs. Even if they did, so what? Sublime is one of the best bands ever and.....oh never mind, you are a jackass that enjoys the attention that he gets from talking inane drivel. I realize how much above you I am and really don't feel the need to defend myself. Infact, when you wrote this post, I was hung over and half awake. It pissed me off then but in retrospect, it doesn't bother me. I just wish you could be a little more humorous and/or original with all this idiotic text that you have been spewing on here. Good job at getting over 1,000 hits on one of your first post. Your little attention plan seemed to have worked. Here's a plus two for being so clever.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by mattmiller (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shit...that was laugh out loud hilarious! thanks for not mentioning my name....lol
Submitted by dbcooper (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People need a good ego check every once in awhile. Hats off to ya!
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:58:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
CP, I was a bit wrong. You have copied DDT and Kaelic almost exactly:
Kaelic-"Why Drink_DDT has beaten Bart Cilfone and why cliques suck."
DDT-"Who Will Nail Tina First?"
I am sure that it was just a coincidence. After all, you have displayed such genius to us so far, you couldn't have plagiarized it. (thick sarcasm)
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Actually it probably wasn't a coincidence, per se. It also wasn't plagiarism. Did it ever occur to you that more than one person might have these thoughts? Especially when it is so damned true. I actually haven't read these posts and I don't plan on it. I am assuming the content is similar, but if that's the case then it just backs up my argument that everyone hates you.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-04 13:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL! LOL! [edited by bart because user is dumbass]
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-04 13:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-04 08:45:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, no-one cares about the British culture. Their language for instance - who bothers speaking that anymore? And who ever heard of any British pop groups? The Rolling who? The Beat-what? And the art and the literature and the theatre - don't even get me started on that shit. Mr Shake a spear or whatever.
Oh. Right.
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Well fucking said!
Are you American?
Again, this retort made me smile. (The sarcasm is a bit thick in this thread, I love it, Love it , love it- molly shannon)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 10:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the truth is piracy http://www.geocities.com/akathelorax/pirates
I tried to turn my jeep into a boat once and it didn't really work out. As I recall my dad got a bit cheesed off when he had to leave work to come tow me out of the river.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CP, I was a bit wrong. You have copied DDT and Kaelic almost exactly:
Kaelic-"Why Drink_DDT has beaten Bart Cilfone and why cliques suck."
DDT-"Who Will Nail Tina First?"
I am sure that it was just a coincidence. After all, you have displayed such genius to us so far, you couldn't have plagiarized it. (thick sarcasm)
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Aquada is excellent!
Anyway, I don't care about that, or England, or bullets, or this thread, which I haven't read.
I just saw karate mentioned and saw a cheap opportunity to say it's crap.
JUJITSU!
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love the way Loki reads this shit!! i have also noticed this and feel satisfied that our engineers are putting their energies into something useful. Often i have need a car that will turn into a boat. So many times i have considered driving across the English channel to France, only to notice that my car wouldn't float. This is what has been needed.
Also i am going to Amsterdam in Feb next year for a wapping £23 return. It should be fun.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry semi_random_joe jujitsu is useless too since it won't stop a bullet, try to get with the program here.
If you're going to list the vast accomplishments of England, don't forget that they are giving the world this:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/09/03/amphibious.car.ap/
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually Bears, you're right. Thanks for teaching me a lesson about fighting from an ass grabbing wrestler. I am glad to know that I am not a real person, just a screen name, so go ahead run your mouth because words on a screen shouldn't get defensive and there is obviously not a person on the other side. Thanks for clearing that up. Like I said earlier, you are the pussy that jumps in on a friends fight to make yourself feel like a man. How does it feel to be so worthless? Don't worry buddy, I already stated that I don't really care. It's just irritating when someone can't say something to your face but they have to act all bad ass online. That's real tough.
Cock poop, although Momanland is right, I don't care what you think, you are very wrong and even contradict yourself. You stated up in your post that I do a lot of drugs and now you are telling me that I don't do enough. Make up your mind retard. BTW, if you actually read any of my posts, you would know why I gave myself the name streetpunk and yes, I have been strung out, close to homeless, with a green mohawk and a green speed bump(I can't remember what their actual name was, Chelsea Locks for a girl that had them around her head but something else for guys). I could go on and on about my punk rock credentials but since you have been so mind numbingly wrong thus far, I can expect your track record to speak for it's self. Dumbass.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, karate-do. As in "Doh! Why did I choose this shit martial art??" (as said by Homer)
Ultimate fight winners are always jujitsuka.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bearsdriving ohmygod you are sooo right. You're having watched whatever lame ass power ranger bull shit that you watched has totally changed my outlook on life. To think of all those years wasted in shotokan when I could have been sitting on the couch and getting fat like the rest of the country. Because my god all it is about it fighting some asshole on tv, nothing else. Without the ability to do that no martial art of any kind has any meaning. In fact no sport or activity of any kind has any meaning. Shit I can't outrun a car so I might as well just stop running and drive the 5k around my neighborhood every morning, it's all so clear to me now.
Jackass
So problem Matthew.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good to see i am getting some back-up here.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kick ass momanlad
Submitted by bearsdriving (user info) at 2003-09-04 08:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
streetpunk cares enough to get defensive on a board when being attacked by people he doesn't know.
loki and sp:
karate + boxing = nothing in real fighting.
watch ufc, karate is the biggest peice of shit ever. i went to a tournment last weekend and it was the biggest waste of time ever. complete shit.
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-04 08:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-03 22:44:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
You misunderstood me. I didn't mean that nobody cares about Britain in a political sense. What I meant is that noone cares about the British people and their culture in particular. You bloody twat.
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Yeah, no-one cares about the British culture. Their language for instance - who bothers speaking that anymore? And who ever heard of any British pop groups? The Rolling who? The Beat-what? And the art and the literature and the theatre - don't even get me started on that shit. Mr Shake a spear or whatever.
Oh. Right.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-04 07:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cock poop you really are an idiot. You real think streepunk is going to give two shits about whether he is a truly bonifide "street punk"!!. Also as far as nobody liking the British, i love the way you are presumtious enough to speak for the entire planet.
You are quite pathetic, you truly are showing your colours now. A fucking spasticated teeny bopper who thinks he is charlie potatoes on account of the fact he can spell quim, actually produce semen now and is "developing an interest in girls".
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-04 02:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-04 00:08:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously cock poop, I have seen you copy DDT in a few instances already. Atleast be original with your insults. So far, you're just lame.
Ubernewbie, i think you're pretty bad ass!!
And just for the record, you are the biggest poser ever. You consider yourself a streetpunk? Give me a fucking break. True streetpunks or "gutter punks" are strung out on heroin, wear tight black jeans, are homeless, have spiky mohawks and a lot of piercings and tattoos. You're just some fatass with a goatee. If you ever came across a true streetpunk in your life you would probably end up getting robbed for being such a dicksucker all the time.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-04 01:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-09-04 00:12:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
know who i hate? people who give their own posts +2 i.e. you
In all honesty I don't give a flying fuck what the ratings on my post are. It just seems logical to take pride in my own work. Leave your petty bullshit to yourself you scabby butt sniffer.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-04 01:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-04 00:08:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously cock poop, I have seen you copy DDT in a few instances already. Atleast be original with your insults. So far, you're just lame.
Ubernewbie, i think you're pretty bad ass!!
How have I copied DDT? Please be specific.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-09-04 00:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
know who i hate? people who give their own posts +2 i.e. you
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-04 00:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously cock poop, I have seen you copy DDT in a few instances already. Atleast be original with your insults. So far, you're just lame.
Ubernewbie, i think you're pretty bad ass!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-03 23:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha... bloody twat..
double meaning phrases are great.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-03 22:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You misunderstood me. I didn't mean that nobody cares about Britain in a political sense. What I meant is that noone cares about the British people and their culture in particular. You bloody twat.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:27:02 EDT (#)
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i also wasn't slagging off the yanks, who i happen to enjoy the company of. Read it you fool.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:25:26 EDT (#)
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i know. This man clearly has an abundence of stupid ideas. His brain isn't small in this context, it's just perhaps not used to it's maximum utility. I do appreciate what you're saying though, it would, at first glance appear that this bloke is a tuppence short of a fucking pancake. just to make sure that your weren't questioning my verbal authority!!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:19:00 EDT (#)
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Mom, when righteously slagging off the Yanks, at least get your words right: "cornupian" doesn't mean small.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent
"Shutup you British wanker. Last time I checked nobody cared about Britain or your existence for that matter. Do us a favor and attempt an inverted swan dive off of the Big Ben"
i love this shit sooo much you wouldn't believe. A side swipe at Britain whom nobody apparently cares about!! Well 56-67 million people in Britain do, as do a sizeable number of Americans who regard us as US's closest ally. Apart from that, and i am going to make no attempt to quantify such a ridiculous statment, it shows your immaturity, ignorance, arrogance and provides ammunition to the USA haters that regard you as beligerent fools. I do no think like this, but feel it a shame that some choose to be stupid like this. I don't take it to heart as having a brain necassarily precipitates that i can deduce a pillock from an pancake. As for doing you a favour and doing a swan dive off of Big Ben, i would but for two inalienable facts.
Fact 1: I have no idea what a swan dive is or how to execute one.
Fact 2: Big Bens proximity to the River Thames. Now, whilst close as arseholes it would still take one gargantuan leap to reach the relative safety of the Thames. The Thames estuary being notorious for it's under currents, pollution levels and hyperborean tempratures. I appreciate that this was your intention whilst generating this most incredible idea of how i should die, however, to be blunt, it's crap. Surely you could come up with a whole load of more realistic, applicable ideas in your clearly cornupian brain and i look forward to reading them here. For the meantime at least, this one is redundant and lacks imagination.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-03 19:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got another one.
Titinita- Why does everyone want to have sex with this girl so bad? She's a virgin that's over 18. That means she's ugly. Why does nobody else see this?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-03 19:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all true.
Submitted by bangXyouredead (user info) at 2003-09-03 19:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no one I hate more than cock poop. No one.
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-09-03 19:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I half-heartedly agree with most of what you wrote. I find it most amusing.
This website has recently turned into a circle jerk, with everybody jockeying for the coveted 'pivot man' position. Hence another reason I come in here maybe only twice a week now, if I'm not busy.
Kudos to cockpoop for telling it like it is. I would have done it eventually, if I ever cared enough. So no, I never would have wrote this myself.
Submitted by ubernewbie (user info) at 2003-09-03 19:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"ubernewbie was also funny, simply because he tried to be Maddox, with the whole "I'll call you cock now" thing that is a complete rip off of Maddox's hate mail. "
I didn't say ''I'll call you a cock now'', so don't misquote me. Number two, wasn't it obvious enough that his name is irony? If it looks like a cock, calls itself cock.... well, you know the rest.
If i ripped of Maddox, my bad. I'm sure he didn't INVENT the whole fucking ''I'm right-you're wrong'' perspective.
Ah hell, why am I bitching? At least somebody noticed me on this site.
Now I shall be forgotten again.
sigh.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love you cookpoop, but not as much as your mum does in the biblical sense.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
[edited by bart, dipshit]
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
[edited by bart, dipshit]
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:37:39 EDT (#)
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[edited by bart, dipshit]
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:36:40 EDT (#)
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[edited by bart, dipshit]
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:14:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I could do it, yet it's been done a million times before just not necessarily about these people. I don't actually hate anyone on here, you only hate them as they made you feel inferior. But...they are geeks. Well, some of them, not really spoke to the rest. I could put them on a "uberusers I hate" post, but there'd only be DDT on there for being a beady eyed rat-faced Eastern European-a-like. Don't hate him though, his face just goes through me. Looks Kosovan. Nice ploy for me to put you on a Uberhate post by the way. It wont happen. Instead: That's right you guessed it, I'm going to ask the same thing that annoyed you....lots of times again. Then you shall cave in and create a sequel with my name on it.
Have fun kid.
Fuck off. You aren't going to be on the sequel because there will be no sequel. To show how much I hate you I will simply ignore you instead, dumbass.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I could do it, yet it's been done a million times before just not necessarily about these people. I don't actually hate anyone on here, you only hate them as they made you feel inferior. But...they are geeks. Well, some of them, not really spoke to the rest. I could put them on a "uberusers I hate" post, but there'd only be DDT on there for being a beady eyed rat-faced Eastern European-a-like. Don't hate him though, his face just goes through me. Looks Kosovan. Nice ploy for me to put you on a Uberhate post by the way. It wont happen. Instead: That's right you guessed it, I'm going to ask the same thing that annoyed you....lots of times again. Then you shall cave in and create a sequel with my name on it.
Have fun kid.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate PAS too. She just posted porn and so far it has a positive rating. That's just fantastic. Apparently she also has a large collection of cock pics on her computer which leads me to believe that she rarely sees a penis in real life except from Down's syndrome patients. She is the kind of woman that hopes to get raped so that she can become impregnated. Way to go you pathetic excuse for human existence.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:04:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-03 14:39:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
i want your hatred. you have mine and i believe it equitable degree of reciprocity that i have yours.
Shutup you British wanker. Last time I checked nobody cared about Britain or your existence for that matter. Do us a favor and attempt an inverted swan dive off of the Big Ben.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:52:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, write more about each of them.
Why don't you do it? I'll answer my own question. Because you have no balls. Now sit down and shut up. I'm happy with my post the way it is.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:52:26 EDT (#)
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Yeah, write more about each of them.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-03 15:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this wasnt big enough, im sad. make it bigger. i love you.
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree with momlad and I'm also not one to check my feces for fiber content either. What's with all the hate?
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-03 14:57:04 EDT (#)
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This is getting funnier and funnier. I want to see acouple people meet up and kick the shit out of each other. Get some good pics for uber.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-03 14:39:21 EDT (#)
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i want your hatred. you have mine and i believe it equitable degree of reciprocity that i have yours.
Why does everyone seem to have corn in their pony's at the moment?? I don't eat enough corn to have it in my shite on a day to day basis.
Submitted by CinnamonFool (user info) at 2003-09-03 14:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Randomness:
1. Go to the grocery store
2.Buy 3,now listen...THREE bottles of bleach
3.Go home and straight to the tub
4.Bleach your hair like Marshall Mathers
5.Go into a ghetto black neighbor hood
6.Make some 'raps' to share with the 'homies'
7.get shot
8.bleed to DEATH
Maybe i should try something like this? nah you guys hate me alot more. Im sorry.Thanks
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-03 14:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loki, that's what I was saying, for the most part. If your opponent is shorter, use arm length tho keep them at a distance. If they are taller, go in close and punch low. There are always variables in fighting and no style is completely competent, just the fighter. I know how to fight but in all honesty, avoid it at all costs.
Cock, don't worry about the sandwhich. I'll have one waiting for you. What do you prefer, mayo or mustard on your knuckle sandwhich? Biyatch!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-03 13:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My karate instructor always said that the winner of a fight was whomever controlled the distance. A boxer can beat the living shit out of a wrestler, but if the wrestler gets his hands on a boxer he can take him down.
just trying to help
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-03 13:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I do come to your house you had better have a sandwich made for me asshole. If there's no sandwich waiting I will pummel you into oblivion.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-03 13:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-03 13:13:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
It doesn't matter because what ever I say, you will say the same shit back. "ooh, sp's a loser because he takes things to seriously online, yadda yadda yadda" and all I have to say to that is, your mother!!
Ok, I guess this means that Streetpunk has finally succumbed to my awesomenesss. Now make me a sandwich, bitch.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-03 13:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did the topic of my beautiful post turn into fighting? Let's all get back to a peaceful state of mind so that we can reflect on some more important issues- like Streetpunk being a huge tool.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-03 13:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It doesn't matter because what ever I say, you will say the same shit back. "ooh, sp's a loser because he takes things to seriously online, yadda yadda yadda" and all I have to say to that is, your mother!!
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-03 13:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, all I know is, I have had a few squabbles in my time and I was taught to not let someone get close enough to take you to the ground. That is the only time a wrestler has an advantage.I am sure if a wrestler was fighting a tackling dummy, their style would be very affective. That's why boxers are trained to dance on their feet, so they can dodge attacks. It's the same principle in the lower region.
Submitted by bearsdriving (user info) at 2003-09-03 12:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahahaha
someone takes things to seriously
(i have never seen a good wrestler lose in a fight, ever)
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-03 12:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"The highlight of this was STREETPUNK, taking this whole thing like a bitch. If you go and read all his replies, they are written with the mentality of a fifth grader trying to pick a fight. I am bigger than you and I will fight you, I don't take crap from people in real life and I won't from you on the Internet. That would work if the Internet was the real world.
By the way, boxing doesn't do SHIT in real fights. Wrestling is where its at."
It's funny how you accuse me of picking a fight while picking a fight and giving "props" to a guy that's picking a fight. BTW, I have seen many wrestlers get in real fights and all of them got their asses handed to them. Are you too dumb to see what I was saying? It looks like it. I wasn't necissarily trying to pick a fight. i even stated that a few times. Let me spell this out for retards like yourself, cock poop is a big pussy because(like you) he has to talk his shit on the internet. Notice that I rarely talk shit unless I am defending myself. Why, because I am not so pathetic that I have to be an asshole online because I have no balls in real life. Obviously, this is what this attention craver is seeking(also, much like yourself). All I was saying is this, if he wants to talk shit, let him back it up. He is obviously to much of a pussy to do so(again, much like yourself) and that is why he does it on the internet. I'll back my shit up but unfortunately, am not in the position to do so. Just like he is not in the position to talk shit like a man(much like yourself, yet again). Gee, I wonder if you and shit cock are the same person. I'd bet the farm on that. Am I getting through to you at all? Basically, people shouldn't talk shit unless they can back it up. He only talks shit online because he can't back it up in real life. Plain and simple, I don't need that attention because i can back it up in real life if I have to, but I am a nice guy in real life too who is not trying to prove anything. Cock is just doing this for attention and it seems we(myself included) have given it to him. I just don't like being blindsided out of nowhere. Maybe you are different, good for you. I take people seriously and respect them until they disrespect me. Am I the only one left? If this guy had not opened his stupid mouth, I probably would not have said shit to him, regardless of how mindless his drivel is. So go ahead and defend a loser that can not defend himself. I am sure that you are the type of guy that jumps in on a pre-existing fight to throw a cheap shot or two because you are a pussy. Fine with me. Whatever makes you feel better, man.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
P.S. I really didn't expect him to show up at my house and if he did, I would probably wouldn't hurt him, just scare him a bit.
Submitted by bearsdriving (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This post was awesome:
I give all my props to MickGinny, he posted a +2 and "love you too buddy!" before the whole rating thing didn't seem to matter.
I would give this thread a thousand +2 because cock poop is hilarious ('Cook me some dinner or something', 'Quit whining all the time bitch', and my favorite line 'Fuckin piss ass shit cock dick face'), but he doesn't care so -1 for that reason alone.
The highlight of this was STREETPUNK, taking this whole thing like a bitch. If you go and read all his replies, they are written with the mentality of a fifth grader trying to pick a fight. I am bigger than you and I will fight you, I don't take crap from people in real life and I won't from you on the Internet. That would work if the Internet was the real world.
By the way, boxing doesn't do SHIT in real fights. Wrestling is where its at.
ubernewbie was also funny, simply because he tried to be Maddox, with the whole "I'll call you cock now" thing that is a complete rip off of Maddox's hate mail.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 10:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First of all, it seems strange to me that these people who are attacking this Cock Poop guy, especially that one guy, I forget his name, saying he wants to fight or blah blah blah, and wants to take him on. Look man, you're on the internet. Fuck, you wanna fight, I'll give you my address and you can come down and see me and I'll give your ass a beating just cause you're probably some pasty white kid who doesn't get any sunlight causes your playing your computer games all day, or some corporate, middle-aged, cubicle working pawn who's only enjoyment of the day comes from writing gay stories and funny muses that he thinks of while trying to ignore his mind numbing job. Get a life man.
____________________________________________________________________________________________
Although it could *easily* have been someone else, I am almost positive that I am the culprit you speak of.
Now, before I make a response to the portion of your post that I have pasted and the rest of it as a whole, let me say this: Welcome to Ubersite! You write well and I look forward to reading your posts.
Here we go:
Was I serious? hahahahahahaha Come on, I was at work, in my doldrum state job, getting paid to talk shit.
But, as for me being pasty/playing pc games/ being middle aged, any of that bullshit: you are way off the mark buddy. I may not look like a badass because I am not one and I also do not claim to be one, but I am surely no cowardly wimp.
This is not a photo of a pasty, computer nerd. Judge for yourself: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062512222996625372
Now, I feel like I should disregard your invitation for a throw down, because it seemed almost sarcastic. Since you said "come down here" I assume you are from the south. Are you? I live in Florida.
Regards,
Insane
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-03 10:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it possible for every single one of your posts to end up with a negative rating? I thought only smax had pulled that off.
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-03 10:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.geocities.com/akathelorax/yawn.html
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-03 10:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"They simply reach into their wallet and show off their Platinum Visa card with the infinity limit and reply, "I can buy a house with what's in my wallet. Can you?" But again, they work hard and don't spend their time on inane sites like these, so I guess you don't fall into that category. So again, I guess that means you're just a loser."
btw, I work for a mortgage company and will be buying a house as soon as my lease is up. :-)Plus, you took the time to read this whole thread and responses and then make a long reply. Join the loser club, buddy.
Peace,
STREETTHEFUCKINPUNK
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-03 10:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Leatherneck, you need to learn something called reading comprehension. I didn't say I wanted to fight him, I said that I am not some internet nerd who gets pushed around in real life and has to hide behind a screen name. He accused me of hiding and I said that I am not hiding from shit. That includes you too. Second of all, I have a job where I play on the net and rarely get on in the evening. Nice job of making assumptions that make you look even dumber than you already are. I am not an asshole and I think respect should be shown on all levels. If I am only a screen name, then why are you commenting at all? I can tell you why, because I am more than just a screen name, I am a person who doesn't like having little assholes talk shit to him when he can't do anything about it. I already said that this didn't ruin my day or upset me. As soon as the computer was off, this thread was forgotten, until I came back on and saw it, atleast. Fuck it, really, I don't care what this little pig fucker thinks any more than your girlfriend cares about where she gets her dicken from while you are gone. It's really pathetic that this guy can't get fulfillment in real life and needs to take it out on "screennames," just so he can get the attention that momma never gave him.
Cock Poop, good rebuttal retard. Let anyone bring it on to me. I am not scared of much considering I am bigger than your average joe, was taught how to box by my grandfather(who was a golden glove in the navy)and have an assortment of big guns in my house. Nope, I believe I have nothing to fear, and that includes you, bitch. If I was a scared little bitch like yourself, I would have given out false info. By the way, what was your name again? Oh yeah, you're too scared to give it to me because you are a pussy. Go ahead and be scared, I hope your post gets so many hits that you can be satisfied with your pathetic life.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-03 10:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And Loki, I didn't put you on the list because you're one of those "forgettable" posters. By that I mean that every single one of your posts is easily forgotten.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-03 08:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
urgh. fucky sucky shitwad post.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-09-03 07:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I really can say is this:
Hidden101, lets make out!!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-03 07:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And CockPoop, I hope you get run over and you back breaks.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-03 07:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'I myself could partially be considered a geek'
Yes
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-09-03 07:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
..........
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-03 06:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The marines have computers? Wow! Either way, fuck off. Your dramatic little speech was unoriginal, will make no difference to the way things have been/are/will continue to be here, and I just dont like your attitude. So once again i say to you, fuck off.
Submitted by leatherneck777 (user info) at 2003-09-03 06:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Howdy everyone.
This is my first comment on this site, so please excuse me for any violation of any ubersite customs.
First of all, it seems strange to me that these people who are attacking this Cock Poop guy, especially that one guy, I forget his name, saying he wants to fight or blah blah blah, and wants to take him on. Look man, you're on the internet. Fuck, you wanna fight, I'll give you my address and you can come down and see me and I'll give your ass a beating just cause you're probably some pasty white kid who doesn't get any sunlight causes your playing your computer games all day, or some corporate, middle-aged, cubicle working pawn who's only enjoyment of the day comes from writing gay stories and funny muses that he thinks of while trying to ignore his mind numbing job. Get a life man.
My point: Don't get so offended. Again, it is the INTERNET people. Forget about him and put your costume back on and go back to your Star Wars movie line, or playing Dungeons and Dragons. Jesus.
Point 2: This Drink guy, he's at the DMZ and he's pissin in some infantry guy's beer. That isn't cool. If you haven't infered already, I'm a Marine, and the fact is I'm an Infantry scout. No matter how much of a "that guy" he is, pissing in a dude's beer is a total party foul my friend. And the Army sucks to by the way. This isn't some "Marine Pride" speaking cause I work with soldiers all the time. Soldiers, by in large, are the worst representation of the American military force. They're lazy and rarely get the job done right the first time. There's a reason why the Army was told to take the nice and easy route to Baghdad while my buddies were getting they're friggin heads shot off while going to the oil fields. I was stuck on ship dammit. I've read a couple of posts from this guy and although he tries to play it off, he tries to impress people with the whole, "hey I'm in the military" while trying to impress the computer geeks and nerds on this site. A word to my comrade at arms: These people sit behind a computer and try to create some sort of a facade or character that they aren't in the REAL WORLD. It's easy to be the cock on the block when your sitting in front of the nerd box. Unless you want to be "that guy" in the military who everyone shits on, you friggin Army puke, stop being a goddamn retard.
Point 3: Some of you may point out since I'm participating in this whole discussion, I simply become part of what I insult. To be honest, that may be true. However, my reasons for playing a part in your silly, elementary school word fight, is the same as Cock Poop. To hit these nerds and geeks with what hurts most, the truth.
YOU ARE'T COOL. FACE IT. YOU ARE A GEEK. YOUR BAND LETTER DOESN'T COUNT AS A LETTERMAN'S JACKET.
Last Point: I have nothing against nerds and geeks. In fact, many of my closest friends are nerds and geeks. I myself could partially be considered a geek. The difference here is that they embrace they're "nerdyness", if you will. They're response isn't, "oh yeah, well, you smell!" or "you're a fuck head!" They simply reach into their wallet and show off their Platinum Visa card with the infinity limit and reply, "I can buy a house with what's in my wallet. Can you?" But again, they work hard and don't spend their time on inane sites like these, so I guess you don't fall into that category. So again, I guess that means you're just a loser.
Sorry.
-Chris
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-03 03:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome post.
i agree- all those people suck. especially that hidden101 guy. i heard him and drinkDDT are gay lovers.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-03 03:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you so much. everything you have ever posted is worthless. Your kinda like having that idiot around that everything he says pisses everybody off. I'm in disbelief of how stupid you are and cannot believe that you haven died in a freak accident by now.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-09-03 03:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care who you hate or who you don't, as long as it's entertaining to read.
It wasn't.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-09-03 00:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you TMA? You seem to be the same person.
Submitted by ubernewbie (user info) at 2003-09-02 23:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
also..
+2 for having the balls to say something negative to hidden.
heh... now you will pay the ultimate price for this post..
hidden won't hack your computer, oh no.
he'll come to your house, cock, and he'll kill you. cock.
Submitted by ubernewbie (user info) at 2003-09-02 23:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hancock Poopalov vs. Stanton Brasher. I'd watch this one, although I'm sure it wouldn't last much longer than a Tyson fight, because that bastard always manages to get his ass kicked in 3 rounds or less. Hands down, Streetpunk would wipe the floor with your ass, cock. Hmmm... cock. That has a ring to it doesn't it? What I'm trying to say, cock, is that since you would totally get your ass killed if you went to streetpunk's house, you two should battle it out in a more less-violent way...
break dancing.
Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, Im stoked, at least you don't hate me. oh wait. i dont care. Thanks :)
-Hads.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you actually take the time to read the majority of the responses, or did you just assume that they were giving you negative rating and telling you that you're an idiot just because they love you so much?
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I came out of the closet of awesome. I am a prophet of awesome.
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Im sorry, but thats fucking hilarious.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:21:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Noone cares who you hate, or who you love. This is not your diary.
Judging by all the responses, they do care.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rabidgoat (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:59:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
You emulate Maddox's blunt writing style but lack his cyncial vitriol.
That is incorrect. Try again. Just kidding, you failed.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Noone cares who you hate, or who you love. This is not your diary.
Submitted by rabidgoat (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You emulate Maddox's blunt writing style but lack his cyncial vitriol.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-09-02 19:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you!
DDT is a genius!
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-02 19:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Poopalov?
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-09-02 19:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-02 19:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was about to rate this post a +2, then I read it.
Submitted by chicagogirl <work@work> at 2003-09-02 18:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:41:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
And how am I hiding behind a screenname any more than you are?
Fine, my name is Hancock Poopalov, or Cockpoop for short. Happy Stanton?
PLEASE DONT JOKE AROUND LIKE THAT! OH GOD. I MUST SUPPRESS THE LAUGHTER. HANCOCK POOPALOV !!
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 18:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for your address, dumbass. That's real smart. Give out your address on the internet. Don't be surprised if something happens, retard. If these were the days of the Roman Empire, you would be named Moronicus Maximus.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not hiding behind a screenname. i am writing on a website. How about this asshole, my name is Stanton Brasher and I am in the phone book in Denton Tx, right outside of Dallas. I am not hiding behind shit. You are the one coming on here and talking shit because you are too much of a loser in real life to be able to express yourself. You attacked me first, for no reason. I just stood up for myself. You have no class and believe me, I have and always had plenty of friends. That's why I don't feel the need to gather attention by making inane post about people I claim to hate but obviously obsess about enough to dedicate an entire post. Come to Denton and look me up. You can see how much body odor I have when you are stuck in a headlock you can't get out of, pussy.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:38:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
What fucking closet did you come out of?
I bet in less than a month, you'll be gone.
I came out of the closet of awesome. I am a prophet of awesome.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:41:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
LSM- That's an insult to kids with Down Syndrome ;)
Hell I don't hate anybody, but I must admit to supressing a twitch when I see Cockpoop's around.
I'll take that as a compliment, shitsmear.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And what kind of deuchebag has a name like "Stanton" anyway? There isn't another name that screams "asshole" like stanton. That's for sure.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LSM- That's an insult to kids with Down Syndrome ;)
Hell I don't hate anybody, but I must admit to supressing a twitch when I see Cockpoop's around.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And how am I hiding behind a screenname any more than you are?
Fine, my name is Hancock Poopalov, or Cockpoop for short. Happy Stanton?
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"It's ok though, because no one talks to me like that in real life. Maybe it's because I am nice to everyone in real life, or because if they do, they would get fucked up"
I think people just don't talk to you in real life. You probably wreak of body odor. In fact, you should change your name to Streetfunk. You funky smelling asshole.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What fucking closet did you come out of?
I bet in less than a month, you'll be gone.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Berz, the only reason that I find it irritating is because this pussy has to hide behind a screen name. Don't worry, it won't ruin my day but I do think that respect needs to be shown. Would I let him come up to me and say this in person? No, I'd beat his ass. That is exactly why he has to hide behind his screen name. Maybe I am just old fashioned but I have always been taught to respect people until they attack and/or disrespect you. I don't care if I am at work, at play, or on an internet forum. Don't preach at me when you and cock poop are the ones with no class.
It's ok though, because no one talks to me like that in real life. Maybe it's because I am nice to everyone in real life, or because if they do, they would get fucked up.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Bring it on beotch. It's on like Donkey Kong."
Do you have Downs Syndrome?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did razor invent the baby too?
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:26:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
why do you think naming yourself cock poop is cool?
Because it's funny you fuckwit. Oh I forgot one:
Firefly- The woman that Razor invented so that he could impress all of his internet friends by having a significant other.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-09-02 14:18:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, let's make one thing crystal clear right now:
Regardless of what you say here, in a real fight I'd murder you. Literally.
Bring it on beotch. It's on like Donkey Kong.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why do you think naming yourself cock poop is cool?
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yea and if you think I really care about a positive rating, suck this.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Berz is the only one who understands the deeper, more complex issues that arise in this post. Congratulations for being the only person here with normal intelligence. Nothing spectacular, just normal. You're still an asswipe.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you a fake fake berz because you appear to have well become less irritating.
Submitted by Berz (user info) at 2003-09-02 16:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
""Cook me some dinner or something""
AAAHAHAHA!! Nice stereotype.
I'm with you, speak your mind. It's the internet, this isn't a lifestyle- like some here would lead you to believe. All the people you just insulted probably hate you, even though they will never meet you. funny isn't it? It's funny to see someone completely melt down over what in reality is nothing more than a name on a screen. I'll bet you some of the people here melt to the point of ruining there entire day, sad isn't it. But wait- the same principal applies to you as well, cocksmoke poop whatever the fuck. People like this need acceptance and are insecure.....
Take heed people.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-02 15:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's ruined your day.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-02 15:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was I left out because you can't call me a pencil dick?
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2003-09-02 15:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah... where is Loki?
Curiously absent she is. I would have thought you'd have jumped all over an opportunity to attack her.
Submitted by TedRik (user info) at 2003-09-02 15:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This had me laughing so hard
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-02 15:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Obviously, this is someone who has been around, hence his choices of people to bash.
When a new user does a hate post like this, from what I've seen he includes other new people too, not realizing no one cares about them.
This one is a bit *too* well researched, yet he/she *tries* to make it seem like a stab in the dark.
Look shit_dick, I don't know or fucking care who you are, but your veil is thin. Want daddy to lift it up, kiss your cheek and give you away, my sweet child? Oh and a bride to be, hope he treats you well. (raping your ass every night)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-02 14:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
damnit where am I in this list? It's because I've been out of town a lot lately isn't it?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-09-02 14:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, let's make one thing crystal clear right now:
Regardless of what you say here, in a real fight I'd murder you. Literally.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-09-02 14:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you gotta love fights.... FUCKIN FIGHT
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:37:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
"You missed a few out. But they're pretty much the most lame."
This coming from the guy who posted the "worst post candidate" post. Tdd, you are the lamest, believe me buddy. No, I take that back, you are a close third to Indian Ocean and Cock Poop.
I dont even rank in the top 3? =0(
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You missed a few out. But they're pretty much the most lame."
This coming from the guy who posted the "worst post candidate" post. Tdd, you are the lamest, believe me buddy. No, I take that back, you are a close third to Indian Ocean and Cock Poop.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Manfre- This guy is a pervert."
Yeah so?
Check this out. It aint work safe.
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/rickmanfre/offensive.html
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You missed a few out. But they're pretty much the most lame.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad
so other kids will like you better?
Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?
The Telltale Head
___________________________________________________________
go back to school fucko!
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good post. i like you already....
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny, but im not on it and everybody hates me.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
waste of space.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone needs to kick his ass.
A good ole ass kicking is the solution to every problem.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow lol ua re in the negatives haha ! thats funny ( +2) cuz thats funny! and i dont want u to hate me :( :)
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is this guy again? Oh yeah, someone not even original enough to make a good insult. Moron, refer to drinkddt's earlier post, he said the same insult as you but I got to hand it to him, atleast he's funny. It's nice to see you jump on a bandwagon.
If you looked at my two most successful post, neither include drug use. Nice try but you are an idiot. Shame on your mother for not aborting you. If I ever see her, i will slap her for that.
Bored with no life and completely retarded is a bad combination. I am sure you are doing this to get attention like so many before you. Instead of getting negative attention, try something entertaining or worth discussing.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
panty
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's OK they all hate you too.
Are you so concerned with your appearance on this site that you have to +2 yourself over and over?
Submitted by pimpbuster (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't hate me, but keep this up and I'll give you a reason to hate me you fuckbomber!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love you too buddy!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this cunt is just a regular or lurker trying to get people riled.
hahaha nice try, actually shitty try.
Submitted by GonadTheBarbarian (user info) at 2003-09-02 13:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cockpoop obviously wants to make babies with loren, isnt that cute!
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 12:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cook me some dinner or something.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 12:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quit whining all the time bitch.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-02 12:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get a fucking life. I don't think I'm better than anyone. Until now that is.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-02 12:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(+2) for admitting that your 2 inch cock is in fact, covered with shit from a mans ass.
(-4) because, well I need not even say. Just read the post. It's totally refutable, shit.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 12:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, look at yourself. You waste just as much time as I do on this site, if not more; yet you think it's ok because people like you. Reality check: You're still wasting time. You're wasting time even arguing with me. You know I'm right. You're just too much of an asshole to admit it.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-09-02 12:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Look at you.
No, seriously, take a good look at yourself.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2003-09-02 12:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who the fuck are you and why don't you hate me?
hahaha alright, your name is cock poop. i can't be mad at you for not hating me
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 12:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the matter Rizzo? Don't like my description? Don't like the truth?
Fuckin piss ass shit cock dick face.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-09-02 12:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your name says it all.
Fucking dickhead piece of shit.
Submitted by Master (user info) at 2003-09-02 12:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your list is incomplete. I am not on it.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 12:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It makes perfect sense to me, idiot.
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-09-02 12:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This makes no sense at all.....
Think before you post...I learned that the hard way too!