My Pic (1423 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 0.23 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <you.at.suck.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-02 17:04:34 EDT
I guess I'll jump on the bandwagon...
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Submitted by blond hater <goth_kill.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-08 21:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
she looks like a bitch and im shore she is a bitch! She also looks like a old rusty corn from a farm!HaHa! If shes reading this coment well girl i sugest you die your hair red r soethin! u look like a dusty rag! ( and she douse look high!) i bet she got it froom daty!
by, dead grl!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-03 23:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-09 07:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont know. There is just something about skinny chicks that look like they are drugged up that really does it for me. Maybe because any girl I go for would have to be drugged up?
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2003-09-09 07:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is it me or does she look like she might be his daughter or something
http://www.beautyandthebeastfanclub.net/main/gallery/vincent/vin.html
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-09 05:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look pretty doped out, and you're okay looking, but why this desire to post a picture of yourself? I couldn't give a monkeys what you look like.
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-09-09 05:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fit. fit. fit. fit. fit.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-09-09 05:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're pretty hot but if i wanted to look at women on the internet then i'd download some porn
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-09-09 04:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't you touch those roots! It looks like the lower part of your hair is darker as well. For some reason, chicks who have light hair and dark roots just do it for me. Tie it in a frnch braid and I'm yours for the taking.
Please tell me you play guitar in some form of a rock band...
It'd be a shame to waste that look on an infirior typr of music like...gasp...country
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-09 04:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on, Manfre's comment is the best.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-09-09 04:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you were 21-26 in socal, I'd be seen with you. But you look like you're in high school.
-Bus
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-09-09 03:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you are hot. Really.
VERY sexy.
Now about that "suck" comment...
>;->
Submitted by BetterThanYou (user info) at 2003-09-09 03:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get to the site as often as most of you so I'll play catch up:
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2003-09-04 10:33:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like you are on heroin, seriously.
On a totally unrelated note:
How many animals can you fit into a pair of Pantyhose?
10 little piggies,
2 calves,
1 ass,
1 beaver,
an unknown number of hares,
and a fish no one can find.
That IS funny...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-04 10:04:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
You've got to admit that it does look like you're high. What show were you going to?
Oh yeah, before I forget, you need to get your roots done.
+1 for some of the comments below, gave me a good chuckle.
Uberers - you know, it was Razor (I'm almost positive) who first posted a pic of himself. Then he dared me, and I did. Well, the rest is history. Sorry...
Yes I am high, my own , and I admit I needed my roots done.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:55:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
I would love to smack you to get that nasty look off your face.
And I would like to break your fingers so the world would never have to hear you play keys again
Submitted by Lord_Pav (user info) at 2003-09-02 18:49:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
For god's sake, do NOT post your pictures. I couldn't care less as to who you are and I'm tired from looking at your gollum-ish faces.
Wow, and judging by your stellar post history your probably the most qualified to make this comment
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-09-02 18:26:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you suck, dot com?
For you Hair, maybe ;)
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-09-02 18:11:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
if that is you.... god damn...
uh... uh..... aaaaaah there is. money shot all over you....
Lovely I let my girlfriend know a little boy became a man looking at my picture on the internet... she'll be so excited.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:16:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Your jpeg is named "me before the show". What show?
I play guitar solo and in a band, I had a gig.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:16:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
Not a bad body.
It gets me from point A to B
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:15:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Err uh... *DING DING DING DING DING DING DING*
Err uh try saying something intelligent; stuff like this is the reason you don't get laid
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:15:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
good enough...
yawn
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:14:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
came back for a double take....verdict, YUM.
Pig
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:10:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
are you high in that picture?
Yes
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:10:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Doubtful. But if that really is you, why does your necklace say "I heart Sub P"?
You wish
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:06:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
This HAS to be a joke.
No it isn't, Thank you
Submitted by SoCalCasinova (user info) at 2003-09-07 08:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 because you have a smoking body
+1 because Kimmy made me bust up laughing
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2003-09-04 10:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like you are on heroin, seriously.
On a totally unrelated note:
How many animals can you fit into a pair of Pantyhose?
10 little piggies,
2 calves,
1 ass,
1 beaver,
an unknown number of hares,
and a fish no one can find.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-04 10:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet the pickup line you hear the most is:
Him: Did it hurt?
You: <smiling> "Did what hurt?"
Him: "When you fell from heaven and landed on your face. Did it hurt?"
You: "I dont get it."
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-04 10:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You've got to admit that it does look like you're high. What show were you going to?
Oh yeah, before I forget, you need to get your roots done.
+1 for some of the comments below, gave me a good chuckle.
Uberers - you know, it was Razor (I'm almost positive) who first posted a pic of himself. Then he dared me, and I did. Well, the rest is history. Sorry...
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you didnt have that look like downsyndrome kicked in then Id definetly bang ya.
But then again thats what brown bagging its for.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'd probably "jump" on your "bandwagon". after a few beers.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look quite pretty. I would attempt to pull you in a bar by pulling this face:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062610453228816180
it has a 100% success ratio. You are trying to gibe us a shimmering sexy look. However, the actual effect is more of a "i am better than you" look. Still, it's not your fault if you have a mouth like an arsehole. You don't really, but i hope you know what i mean!!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a fuckable body but you look like a really nasty horrible girl. Yukky bleached hair.
Don't post photos of yourself unless it's actually porn, or you accompany it with an intelligent article.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guapo : Family guy with Paltrow?
Funny as fuck.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-09-04 08:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"are you the Matrix?"
if anyone gets that quote, i swear i'll come hump your leg
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-03 12:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just named my dick "Bandwagon."
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-09-03 04:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What bandwagon? *What* bandwagon????
+1 'cause I would gladly fuck you on camera.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-03 04:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Given the chance, I'd probably tax that ass.
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 03:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CRACK WHORE
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would love to smack you to get that nasty look off your face.
Submitted by rabidgoat (user info) at 2003-09-02 19:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm confused. Should I rate this item based on its ability to provoke though and/or contribute to Ubersite, or should I rate it as if it were a post on hotornot.com? Hmm. Well, I guess I'll just combine both scores. -2 + 2 = 0.
Submitted by Headfirst (user info) at 2003-09-02 19:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your cute this sight is just full of assholes
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-09-02 19:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Were you huffing paint right before you had this picture taken or does looking brain dead come with the bad dye job?
Submitted by Lord_Pav (user info) at 2003-09-02 18:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For god's sake, do NOT post your pictures. I couldn't care less as to who you are and I'm tired from looking at your gollum-ish faces.
Submitted by yes at 2003-09-02 18:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, im tired. sorry, joe = yes = me = yay! i got mail.. wait, no i didn't... oh well...
*sniffle*
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-02 18:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA, chigirl, you do that thing you do... im not logged in now 'cause im lazy. and my cookies don't work. damn.
well, back to more sleep in my chair... wonder if ill leave my office at all tonight...........
Submitted by Master13 (user info) at 2003-09-02 18:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like the money shot got in her eyes.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-09-02 18:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you suck, dot com?
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-09-02 18:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if that is you.... god damn...
uh... uh..... aaaaaah there is. money shot all over you....
Submitted by chicagogirl <work@work> at 2003-09-02 18:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes has actually logged in. wow! he is inspiring me to the the same. oh well I will do it some time.
IN THE POOPER!
Submitted by Master13 (user info) at 2003-09-02 18:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It looks you got hit in the face with a shovel dipped in shit filled battery acid.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're ugly.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know, loki, im trying, but im so tired that i keep falling asleep on my desk... i am working on getting uber in the proper pooper as fast as I can.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YES, there you are, you have been badly needed all over the place my friend.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your a fuking ugly shit
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOHOOO! Sorry ya'll, been busy moving shit that tried to kill me all weekend... maybe a post is in order... anywho, without further delay... or ado... or pop and circumstance... or something else I could put in here to delay this more....
I'd do ya...
...in the pooper!
BA-DA CHAAAAA!
is that chick's arms really long or is it just me? she looks like an ape-woman... with small boobs...
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your jpeg is named "me before the show". What show?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not a bad body.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Err uh... *DING DING DING DING DING DING DING*
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good enough...
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
came back for a double take....verdict, YUM.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd do her...
in the pooper.
(Filling in for Yes)
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you high in that picture?
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doubtful. But if that really is you, why does your necklace say "I heart Sub P"?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's Yes when you need him?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-02 17:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This HAS to be a joke.


