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Submitted by Nikki G <Bittingwindocha.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-02 20:30:35 EDT
please dont hold back thanks ( this is going to be funny )
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Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2003-10-21 01:50:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:35:36 (#)
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wow haha i really feel like he doesnt like me!! jsu to let know i am not 13 lol i am 17
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that just ruined it for me. next time show some titties and say your 21
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-12 09:53:00 EDT (#)
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its all over!! :(
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-12 03:24:30 EDT (#)
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"calm down istaros. I looked at a post and thought it was from you but it wasnt. i replied to the wrong person. i am sure it wasnt the first and wont be the last time that will happen."
America: "Iraq, we're gonna KICK YOUR ASS! Get ready to DIE, towelheads!" *invasion*
Iraq: "Fine, but we're gonna fight back!" *post-war guerilla activity*
America: "HEY, calm down dudes. We thought you shot down our towers, but you didn't. Seeya!"
Iraq: "Motherless fuckers..."
Submitted by Justme <biteme.at.msn.com> at 2003-09-11 10:37:27 EDT (#)
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Semi-
I dont know why u dont like this!!??
Submitted by chicagogirl <bussyzmom.at.aol.com> at 2003-09-11 10:32:54 EDT (#)
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calm down istaros. I looked at a post and thought it was from you but it wasnt. i replied to the wrong person. i am sure it wasnt the first and wont be the last time that will happen.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-11 09:16:22 EDT (#)
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Istaros -
Who are you talking to?
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-11 06:10:49 EDT (#)
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I think this entire thread is a pile of poo. I'm washing my hands of it!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-10 20:50:07 EDT (#)
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"Jesus Christ. We all here are pretty fucked up, but you my friend need some serious mental help."
No shit?
"I was only acknowledging the size of your post. There was really nothing else to it. No, you cannot fuck me too. It seems to me I am too old for you."
What makes you so certain I was only addressing you? Are you really that important? If you had looked, you probably would have noticed that Semi_Random_Joe said something about my "essay" encompassing "stupid crap." Additionally, your "witty" rebuttal was not only unsubstantiated, boring, predictable, but the fact that I never told you to fuck yourself means it was empty and undeserved, as well.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-10 20:42:42 EDT (#)
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"How do you know Beethoven was an asshole? Did you know him personally?"
Historical accounts, although always in question, do seem to point out his personality being somewhat... Combative. I would be an assole too, if I were going deaf, slowly dying from what may have been lead poisoning, and people didn't appreciate my music as much as I felt it should be.
"No... Istaros, you're not arrogant, comparing your written words to Beethoven's music... nah... not arrogant at all..."
I already said I was arrogant. I also said I was a dickhead, and stupid, in case you missed out on those parts as well. Just wanted to make sure you caught onto everything, as you seem to be having trouble in that area today.
That comparison, however, is not in and of itself arrogant, as I never implied that my written words were of the same quality as Beethoven's music. The comparison between assuming that his music was shit because he was an asshole(even if he wasn't thought of as such, which I'm pretty sure he was, it's an example), and assuming that someone is an idiot because they're arrogant, however, stands. It has nothing to do with the relative quality between his music and anything else, so even that comparison doesn't really point to any sort of arrogance on my part(although, like I said before, I won't deny that I am arrogant). The comparison was between assuming that a personality trait in some way reflects intellect or ability, which really doesn't make any sense.
"Let's see, since we're all instinctual geniuses (or rather, presumptuous fucks) now, this is my take on you, as you so brilliantly summed up the kind of person you believe me to be:"
Excuse me? Where, exactly, did I sum up the kind of person I believe you to be? I was not aware I did that, let me go back and check... Nope. Unless you have a magical third eye, or are endowed with an inexcusably huge amount of chi, then I'm going to have to go with the conclusion that you flew off the handle of your own volition. I didn't say anything about what kind of person you are; I did, in a couple of parts, point out what seemed to be unprecedented assumptions on your part. But this is hardly an accusation, although if you think it to be so, I'd love to hear why.
"I picture you as a plain, chubby guy with glasses and oily hair who spends too much money on shoes and clothing, because deep inside, you feel the need to impress people. When you speak I imagine you rarely leave room for anyone else to interject as you spew your 'knowledge' out to anyone who will listen, and your voice drones on and on and on in a very controlled, deliberate, and incessantly monotone pitch. I can see people ducking into cubicles and hiding under desks at your office to avoid being caught in a conversation."
I make "plain" look like the fucking circus, and I'm not chubby; I'm outright obese. I don't have oily hair, but that's mostly because I'm bald. I'm also 43 years old and still a virgin. I don't speak when other people are around, because they only argue with me -the idiots-, which I suspect MIGHT be the reason that nobody listens(you did get that much right). I suppose you could say that my voice "drones" on, but I don't think that's a term usually associated with belligerent shouting. Nobody ducks into cubicles where I work, because I'm an elementary-school janitor by trade. The children, however, do sometimes throw rocks at me -and when they're not around, the adults make sure to stay at least 15 feet away, since I only shower once a month.
What's your fucking point?
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-10 18:03:31 EDT (#)
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Yes!
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-10 17:55:08 EDT (#)
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wait a min is that. black mail ? maybe? i think so !!!!!!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-10 17:49:05 EDT (#)
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"there better not be NO photoshopping MR. semi_random_joe!!!!!!!!"
You'll have to be a good girl then!
On another note, I still *hate* agreeing with Loren, but I just keep on doing it :-(
Submitted by Drewbie <Drewbie057.at.aol.com> at 2003-09-10 17:48:14 EDT (#)
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WoW What a CUTEIE! not every DAY you come across a girl like this.. maybe at night in a dream =)
t.t.y.l
<3
Drewbie
Submitted by Troy the man <metalmonkeykkse.at.aol.com> at 2003-09-10 17:40:40 EDT (#)
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Hey there.. do i see a sexy lady who ressembles kylie monigue?? ehh ehh? yes i do YaY!!!!
i see glow sticks.. YaY!!!
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-10 17:36:23 EDT (#)
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there better not be NO photoshopping MR. semi_random_joe!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-10 15:18:55 EDT (#)
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To me, when something isn't funny at all, it seems nasty and uncalled for, like your sarcasm.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-09-10 15:09:39 EDT (#)
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Oh sorry loren, didn't realise everything I say has to be witty, I thought I could just say what I wanted.
From this post forward I will endevor to please you.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-10 15:07:08 EDT (#)
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"Might as well say that Beethoven's music is shit just because he was an asshole(which he very much was)."
How do you know Beethoven was an asshole? Did you know him personally?
No... Istaros, you're not arrogant, comparing your written words to Beethoven's music... nah... not arrogant at all...
Let's see, since we're all instinctual geniuses (or rather, presumptuous fucks) now, this is my take on you, as you so brilliantly summed up the kind of person you believe me to be:
I picture you as a plain, chubby guy with glasses and oily hair who spends too much money on shoes and clothing, because deep inside, you feel the need to impress people. When you speak I imagine you rarely leave room for anyone else to interject as you spew your "knowledge" out to anyone who will listen, and your voice drones on and on and on in a very controlled, deliberate, and incessantly monotone pitch. I can see people ducking into cubicles and hiding under desks at your office to avoid being caught in a conversation.
You also probably have yourself convinced that with your "incredible skill" of arguing just about any point, for the pure sake of arguing, that you'd have made a great lawyer. You are very fascinated with yourself, so much so, that you don't realize that you are alone in that emotion.
Not a pretty picture either, is it?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-09-10 15:04:05 EDT (#)
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4 pages
2,358 words
HOLY HULKING WORD DOCUMENTS BATMAN!
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-09-10 14:55:11 EDT (#)
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I was only acknowledging the size of your post. There was really nothing else to it. No, you cannot fuck me too. It seems to me I am too old for you.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-10 14:51:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062549035994531819#171062
I didn't even read the whole thing and that is the fucking funniest shit I've seen here in a long time. Yidele has never even responded to anything with that much crap.
Jesus Christ. We all here are pretty fucked up, but you my friend need some serious mental help.
You're never going to live that one down.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-10 14:48:27 EDT (#)
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Long reply? Yes. Stupid? Definitely. Excuse? I was gone for a few days.
Does anybody care? Fuck you, too.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-10 14:44:18 EDT (#)
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Anyway, Justme has sent me her pix, so expect some photoshopping soon.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-10 14:32:47 EDT (#)
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Yeah thats what i am saying!!! WAY to long!!!!
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-09-10 14:28:18 EDT (#)
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wow. istaros that was one long reply.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-10 14:24:25 EDT (#)
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I can't believe anyone wrote an essay about this stupid crap.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-10 14:02:41 EDT (#)
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"Well she obviously does as she's posted her picture for everyone to admire. You can't deny that image is more important than anything else in today's society."
There's really no point in trying to twist my words; you know very well that when I said "who cares what it makes you look like," I wasn't referring to actual physical looks -since I wasn't even talking about that in the first place. And yes, there is nothing more important than image, regardless of whether or not a person "cares what other people think."
"Rolls eyes* you want your children to further language by ignoring the rules? You want the next booker prize winner to be full of 'wig, l8ters, weevils, etc., etc., etc.?' Its not creative, its lazy."
I don't want it, no, but it doesn't matter what I want. I am one human out of six billion, and it hardly matters what my personal preferences are, especially when it comes to things like evolution. Things will happen as they happen, we don't really have any control over it(although it's nice to pretend).
"Apart from anything else I generally find that people that don't bother to apply themselves when they want a job have the same attitude to work."
This is true, but there's always the chance of letting the one person who could have been a hundred times more efficient slip by simply because you didn't even give their resume a passing glance. It's an assumption, and a logical one at that -but so is thinking that Mexicans are lazy.
"Your suggestion that language has accomplished its purpose suggests that, to you at least, the English language redundant. I'll be sure to tell everyone not to bother with English at school anymore... its done its job - we don't need to communicate anymore."
I am not entirely sure why you are trying to twist my words, but I'll leave you to wallow in your own delight if that's your cup of tea. As for redundant: that last sentence of mine was extremely redundant, yet the English in it was without error. English is extremely redundant, but that was neither my argument nor my statement. If we could communicate telepathically, then spoken word would become unnecessary. Language is only a means of getting ideas across, and to think of it as anything else is somewhat dogmatic.
"As for the numerous technicalities of the rules of English, no, they're not set in stone, but JESUS! Try reading some of the tripe that comes out of children today."
I'm not saying that I it isn't ridiculous, and I'm not saying that I don't hate it -what I am saying is that it is the direction that American English has taken, and it's not up to me or you to decide whether or not it's "valid." The current form of "proper" English would no doubt be nothing but gibberish to the original Anglo-Saxons, and there's no reason to think that our current form is any more decent or valid than anything that has preceded it or anything that will follow it.
"I'm not saying we all have to be perfect... but it would be nice if we were all singing from the same hymn sheet."
I agree, but sadly, that's not how evolution works.
"And this makes it right? The majority of teenagers are having sex, getting STD's left right and centre and producing kids everywhere when they're not even able to take care of themselves - draining economies and working the rest of their lives in dead end jobs and their children are destined to do the same... but this is all ok because everyone's doing it. That's not an argument. That's not even an excuse."
It's neither an argument nor an excuse. "Right" and "wrong" are so extremely subjective as to be irrelevant -especially when we're talking about the supposed "butchering" of the English language, which I doubt has anything to do with STDs and economies. It is normal, and that makes it "right," since what is "right" is dictated by society in the first place -not some elusive, yet omnipresent, God. I refer you to the Übersite post comparing Foucalt to the film "Twelve Monkeys", which discusses how mainstream society could very well be the insane group of people(as opposed to those in asylums), yet we would not know since majority rules. It's a simple, ugly, and putrid fact of life, but that doesn't make it any less true.
"I'll grant you that different generations use and adapt language to suit themselves and maybe to break away from their parents, but the in-ability to form a straightforward sentence isn't a rebellion - its the fault of the education systems and the fact that most children (and god, you're making me sound old here) really cannot be bothered to learn."
I don't enjoy pointing out irrelevant contradictions too much, but I have to ask: Is it stupidity, or laziness? If they're inable to form a straightforward sentence, I would consider that stupidity. But i'm sure that you've said elsewhere that the cause was laziness, and that they COULD speak better if they wanted(which is the sentiment with which I agree). Don't worry about sounding "old;" age really has no bearing on intelligence.
"I totally agree with you. I'm glad it's not stagnant. I personally don't like the style of the 1800's but at least I can pick it up and read it. The way that things are going, in twenty years people are either not going to be able to read - or they wont understand what's gone before because it's too different. You can't have thirty spellings for the same word and expect the language to remain universal.
We go back to your 'it's done its job' statement. If it weren't for this outdated mode of communication we'd have no view into the past, or record keeping or knowledge passing."
I generally agree, except that I love the style of the 1800s, and I disagree about the "thirty spellings" statement -I hate it, but English has one of the most redundant and overstuffed vocabularies ever.
I think I'm beginning to understand what you meant with your previous comments on my statement. I never meant to imply that language HAS done its job, and can therefore be left behind -I was saying that no matter what form a language takes, regardless of how ridiculous it may seem to you and me, as long as it's getting ideas from person A to person B, it is accomplishing its purpose. And I still don't agree with you on this point, because not everybody can read literature from the 19th century without some sort of aid, much less Egyptian heiroglyphics -and yet we, as a species, have been able to decipher their meaning. Not everybody needs to have that level of education(although I won't deny that it would be wonderful if we all did).
"So you'd have me employ someone who appears either lazy or little dim because it's the norm, despite the obvious fact that they couldn't even be bothered to get someone to check they're written application?"
Did you mean "their" written application, perhaps? Just teasing...
No, I would not have anyone employ someone who appears lazy or stupid just because it's the norm(unless you were desperate for employees, for whatever reason). However, I WOULD have you employ someone who appears lazy/stupid if they're actually efficient, instead of letting your impressions take hold of what are, ultimately, financial decisions.
"My reasoning is this: I want people that can communicate. I want people that know their weaknesses and will ask for help when they need it and not wade in regardless. I want people who strive to do their best and want to get on. But most importantly I want people that WANT TO LEARN! I don't care about what you can do *now* - I'm looking for potential.
I look at these applications and see: lazy, lazy, lazy, can't be bothered and I don't care. Why would I want someone that doesnt even care enough to put the effort into spell checking a letter?"
My point is not that you should hire lazy people; my point is that the majority of people who talk like this probably aren't doing it out of laziness. I know that, at the same time, you can't be bothered to give an interview to every single person who turns in a resume, and that looking at things like spelling and grammar is primarily a way to narrow down the potential employees; and I'm not saying that linguistic inability(or lack of ambition) is not a good indicator of a bad employee. My stance, however, is that you should narrow them down by qualifications first, and linguistic ability second -not vice-versa.
My reasoning is this: I want people that can communicate. I want people that know their weaknesses and will ask for help when they need it and not wade in regardless. I want people who strive to do their best and want to get on. But most importantly I want people that WANT TO LEARN! I don't care about what you can do *now* - I'm looking for potential."
Loren:
"I already know you have a 2x4 rammed up your ass, so let me ask you-"
I'm glad to know that; I always thought it was a gerbil. It's very comforting to realize that, at least, there isn't something that leaves its own shit in my anus. I'm still wondering how your following questions had anything to do with anything being crammed up any of my bodily orifices in any fashion, though.
"1. is 32 all-of-a-sudden considered "middle aged?" Maybe it was in 1892...
2. how is it that you can judge the actual TONE OF MY VOICE, from something I've written on a website?"
The middle-age reference was actually a reference to the comments made by various other people against you on this website. I figured you would have been observant enough to have noticed these attacks, especially when used by someone such as Kaelic. If you notice, I didn't say you were middle-aged; I said that was the image that comes into my head whenever I read a rant of yours. Impressions are hardly controllable, not unlike emotions. Plus, I would have though you held stake in honesty and frankness, since you embrace those qualities yourself. Or is this one of those things they call a double standard?
Not to mention that I never judged your tone of voice; not to mention that(again) I was talking about a mental impression I've received; not to mention that I prefaced with my comment with what should have struck you as a disclaimer, "I know you don't care, but..." Despite my hatred of the use of cliches, you're barking up the wrong tree. If you're unable to distinguish between a neutral comment and an actual attack, that's not my problem.
"Everything Belle said I agree with. You can go ahead and not give a shit about the abuse/neglect of the English language in America, but don't try to cram your bullshit, lazy, bleeding-heart-liberal opinions down my throat, because not only is it MY OPINION that you're completely wrong about this issue on so many levels I can't even begin to list them all - but trying to prove your 'point(s)' to me is completely futile, due to the recent conclusion I've made that you're a great big dickhead."
I am not "trying to cram my opinions down your throat," and frankly, I'm surprised that you think that in the first place. Since when has expressing my own opinion, without forcefulness, without insults, and without disregard for your own opinions, constituted "cramming them down your throat?" I know that I'm quite unintelligent, especially when compared to the likes of you in all your life-long well of wisdom, but even I can sense that something significant is missing here.
Never mind that you've given no reason to think of the current trend in the "abuse" of English as an actually abusive/neglective phenomenon; I'm stupid, you're right, and you're not going to tell us why. It's good enough for you, so I suppose that, with a good amount of imagination and carelessness, it could be good enough for the rest of us, as well. It's too bad, really, because I was looking forward to some more of your astounding intellectual ripostes on how to always be right, without ever explaining why.
As for me being a dickhead, I agree entirely. The best thing about it is, unlike the suggestion in your next comment, I don't even have to try. Regardless, I don't see how that makes me wrong. Might as well say that Beethoven's music is shit just because he was an asshole(which he very much was).
"And BTW, Istaros, don't start out sentences to me with 'YOU SHOULD' - it's as arrogant as hell, and makes you sound like an incredible prick... but that's probably what you were going for."
I don't recal starting the sentence you referred with "you should;" should I use a magnifying glass to see these two elusive words, or will a microscope be necessary? Not only is it irrelevant whether or not I'm arrogant, since that doesn't make me any more or less right or wrong, but it is a misplaced comment on your part -here, at least. I won't deny that I'm an arrogant asshole, but the reason for you thinking so in regards to that particular sentence of mine is quite misplaced. Not only did I not start the sentence with "you should," which seems to be the primary reason for your anger, but I was, after all, only making a suggestion. I don't know about you, but I've always welcomed suggestions on how to become a more efficient communicator, as I find that it helps me become a better person overall. Then again, I suppose you don't need these suggestions, as you've already attained both linguistic and communicative perfection, no? Aside from the obvious exemption of "as arrogant as hell," of course.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-10 13:51:32 EDT (#)
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What is the point of the states where it's 18?
Anyway, I won't be shagging Justme in the States.
Submitted by really_god <hellhound8.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-09-10 13:49:43 EDT (#)
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Legal age is diff in every state and in MI its 16, in alabama or somethin its 14, so shes legal. B tw nice pic n see ya in dominican in 3 months :)
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-10 13:34:37 EDT (#)
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The legal age for consent in most states is 17, some are 18, and some are as young as 14.
http://www.geocities.com/ninure/age_of_consent_usa.html
korthrun -
Your "prediction" was just plain stupid, not witty.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-09-10 13:18:51 EDT (#)
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I thought she was only 17.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-10 11:19:27 EDT (#)
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"hey pervs she is not of legal age!"
1) Yes she is.
2) Who gives a fuck?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-09-10 10:41:33 EDT (#)
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hey pervs she is not of legal age!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-10 03:44:52 EDT (#)
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hhahahahahhaha
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-09 23:22:50 EDT (#)
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wow i am very sorry that u feel that way !!!
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-09-09 23:19:17 EDT (#)
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A prediction.
You will one night, be stumbling out of a very nice hotel, on the final days of a 4 year alcohol binge caused by your unhappy marriage and unbridled hatred (jealousy) for your children. You pill vomit all over your mink, look up at the doorman you've been fucking for years (the father of one of your children), and decide to end it all.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-09 23:18:54 EDT (#)
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i find it funny that ur saving it!!!!!
Submitted by Dan at 2003-09-09 23:18:40 EDT (#)
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WOA HOT MAMMA SEXY, *Drool*
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-09-09 23:16:38 EDT (#)
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I find irony in the file name.
Submitted by duffy <irish18t.at.aol.com> at 2003-09-09 23:13:34 EDT (#)
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your very beautiful
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-09 23:00:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-09 15:58:39 EDT (#)
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YES i did .. I said No i didnt.. hmm i am not naughty !! all good girl !!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-09 15:55:07 EDT (#)
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Because you're naughty!
You didn't reply!
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-09 15:49:10 EDT (#)
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why a negative 2? lol and yes i a am sure!!!!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-09 15:45:14 EDT (#)
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Are you sure??
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-09 15:20:56 EDT (#)
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no i didnt. hmm !!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-09 15:18:28 EDT (#)
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Ah! Hey, was it you who sent me almost 100 spam e-mails all with viruses attached a couple of days ago? They flooded my inbox until I blocked them. They were from AOL too. Grrr.
DavidAdventurer.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-09 15:15:54 EDT (#)
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whats your email again ?
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-09 15:12:10 EDT (#)
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yeserday it wasnt letting me post anything!!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-09 15:11:21 EDT (#)
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Great! First step: send me more pix
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-09 15:08:45 EDT (#)
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yes sir! i agree..!!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-09 14:25:33 EDT (#)
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OK, sounds good to me. Justme, are you joining in?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-09 12:51:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-09 12:29:26 (#)
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I hate agreeing with Loren.
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I like agreeing with Loren. She starts to talk about how she's tried anal sex.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106290635755803876#169741
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-09 12:29:26 EDT (#)
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I hate agreeing with Loren.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-09 12:15:03 EDT (#)
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Raimee, has something crawled up your high-knee lately? You OK? Personally, I'm not wasting time, I'm getting paid. :-)
Istaros -
I already know you have a 2x4 rammed up your ass, so let me ask you -
1. is 32 all-of-a-sudden considered "middle aged?" Maybe it was in 1892...
2. how is it that you can judge the actual TONE OF MY VOICE, from something I've written on a website?
Everything Belle said I agree with. You can go ahead and not give a shit about the abuse/neglect of the English language in America, but don't try to cram your bullshit, lazy, bleeding-heart-liberal opinions down my throat, because not only is it MY OPINION that you're completely wrong about this issue on so many levels I can't even begin to list them all - but trying to prove your "point(s)" to me is completely futile, due to the recent conclusion I've made that you're a great big dickhead.
"you should tone down the element of anger/annoyance...."
And BTW, Istaros, don't start out sentences to me with "YOU SHOULD" - it's as arrogant as hell, and makes you sound like an incredible prick... but that's probably what you were going for.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-09 00:49:02 EDT (#)
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Nikki G has disappeared again.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-09-08 19:02:35 EDT (#)
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YOu people waste so much time.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-08 14:03:16 EDT (#)
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Well the good news is that there's no reason to waste money on that college savings plan.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-09-08 13:41:05 EDT (#)
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whoa, istaros is a texan?
never would have imagined.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-08 05:42:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-06 01:19:44 (#)
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>"Sorry but I agree with Loren. I hate double negatives, and well bad grammar in general. It does make you look like mongoloid."
So what? Who cares what it makes you look like?<
Well she obviously does as she's posted her picture for everyone to admire. You can't deny that image is more important than anything else in today's society.
>As long as you can understand what's being said, the language(or whatever mangled remains of it are left) has accomplished it's purpose. The numerous technicalities of the rules of the English language -which are hardly ever set in stone, by the way- are only there to help you understand each other, so if you know what's being said, they lose any and all significance. <
*Rolls eyes* you want your children to further language by ignoring the rules? You want the next booker prize winner to be full of "wig, l8ters, weevils, etc., etc., etc.?" Its not creative, its lazy. SMS Text slang is there to save you time. It wasn't meant to replace the written word.
Apart from anything else I generally find that people that don't bother to apply themselves when they want a job have the same attitude to work. I normally find that they're ability to talk to my customers leaves a lot to be desired too.
Your suggestion that language has accomplished its purpose suggests that, to you at least, the English language redundant. I'll be sure to tell everyone not to bother with English at school anymore... its done its job - we don't need to communicate anymore.
As for the numerous technicalities of the rules of English, no, they're not set in stone, but JESUS! Try reading some of the tripe that comes out of children today. I live next door to an English teacher... We've spent afternoons giggling at the shite that kids spout. And its not because they've not been taught - its because they're too lazy. I give that English is not taught as in depth as it once was - but I *know* that they try (although briefly) to educate them in spelling and basic grammar.
I'm not saying we all have to be perfect... but it would be nice if we were all singing from the same hymn sheet.
>Additionally, it doesn't make them look "mongoloid," really. To you perhaps<
Yep.
> -but to the majority of current developing American society, it's just the way these kids communicate. And since the majority speaks this way, it IS the normal way. <
And this makes it right? The majority of teenagers are having sex, getting STD's left right and centre and producing kids everywhere when they're not even able to take care of themselves - draining economies and working the rest of their lives in dead end jobs and their children are destined to do the same... but this is all ok because everyone's doing it. That's not an argument. That's not even an excuse.
I'll grant you that different generations use and adapt language to suit themselves and maybe to break away from their parents, but the in-ability to form a straightforward sentence isn't a rebellion - its the fault of the education systems and the fact that most children (and god, you're making me sound old here) really cannot be bothered to learn.
>Language is never stagnant, and if it were, it would soon die out. Every generation has had different types of slang, and I'm sure yours and mine were no different. <
I totally agree with you. I'm glad it's not stagnant. I personally don't like the style of the 1800's but at least I can pick it up and read it. The way that things are going, in twenty years people are either not going to be able to read - or they wont understand what's gone before because it's too different. You can't have thirty spellings for the same word and expect the language to remain universal.
We go back to your "it's done its job" statement. If it weren't for this outdated mode of communication we'd have no view into the past, or record keeping or knowledge passing.
>"I know this sounds harsh, but I look (firstly) for two things, legible handwriting, the ability to spell and then, if I haven't thought 'fuckwit' or 'dribble' I look at the qualifications... I will admit that bad grammar and writing the way you speak will earn you a trip to the bin." <
>It doesn't sound harsh, just ineffective. I would think that somebody's ability to actually fulfil their job's requirements is a lot more important than their ability to speak your version of "appropriate" English. <
So you'd have me employ someone who appears either lazy or little dim because it's the norm, despite the obvious fact that they couldn't even be bothered to get someone to check they're written application?
My reasoning is this: I want people that can communicate. I want people that know their weaknesses and will ask for help when they need it and not wade in regardless. I want people who strive to do their best and want to get on. But most importantly I want people that WANT TO LEARN! I don't care about what you can do *now* - I'm looking for potential.
I look at these applications and see: lazy, lazy, lazy, can't be bothered and I don't care. Why would I want someone that doesnt even care enough to put the effort into spell checking a letter?
I want the company to look good. I don't want a manager somewhere else thinking "what an idiot" when they read an email from my staff, and until the older generation are all dead and we're all using SMS to communicate that *is* what people think.
If you think this image and attitude to life and work is ok - you employ them.
>English is one of the most malleable languages in existence today. Yes, there are a few certain rules that are not meant to be broken, and a diminutively minute number of set rules that aren't even meant to be bent. But those rules haven't always been around, nor will they be. <
I'm starting to give up arguing this now... I'm going to write in this new style to see if I can figure out your argument and maybe increase my own enthusiasm...
>"I'm not literary genius, but fuck! for an application I'd at least check it a couple of times first!" <
>One of the interesting things about American English today is the huge gap that exists between the "common" and "formal" forms. This doesn't invalidate the "common" form at all; numerous examples of exactly the same phenomenon exist in linguistic history. Your own everyday use of the English language is less than admirable, I'm sure -unless you never start a sentence with "but," "not," or "and," and never end a sentence with a preposition(question or not). <
so wot ur sayin iz tht I shldnt wrry 2 much?!?!!?! :) its all gd? evry1 can get me, so it dnt mtter?!!?!? I shld get wiv it??!?!
>"I personally don't want people who are too lazy to be bothered to actually look at what they've written working for me. I want people who pay attention to detail and get things right first time, or don't hit enter until it's correct. Mistakes cost money and make the company look bad." <
>Ah, finally, a point with which I can agree.<
I'm going to leave it there I think... I'm glad we agree on something.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-07 15:26:18 EDT (#)
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sorry i also have one more thing to say, Istaros thanks!
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-07 15:14:32 EDT (#)
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NOPE I AM BACK !!! I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL !! I GOT SICK , I AM ALL BETTER!! I SENT THE PIC ALSO! I AM VERY HAPPY !! HIDDEN SAID I WAS HOTT!!!!!! yeah ok i am done being happy. well ok just wanted to tell every hi. HI. ok talk to you people soon bye
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-07 12:01:14 EDT (#)
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I wasn't talking to you, but never mind.
I've been to see your blurry photo. OK, You're pretty.
Justme has disappeared.
Submitted by Scantily_clad_vixen (user info) at 2003-09-07 10:52:43 EDT (#)
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My pic has been posted....
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-07 06:54:02 EDT (#)
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Hey, still waitin 4 da pix :s
Submitted by Scantily_clad_vixen (user info) at 2003-09-06 16:33:01 EDT (#)
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You look like a female carrot top....
and you have no tits...
i suppose you're fair, but the whole posting a pic and fishing for compliments is sad.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-06 04:19:38 EDT (#)
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Yes, it was rather engaging. If I hadn't lacked access to the computer for that weekend, it probably would have gone on much, much longer(i.e., I wouldn't have let you and the other dozen or so people I was fighting get off with the last word).
I'm a sucker for conflict.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-06 03:43:24 EDT (#)
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i love this guy.
hey man, remember when we got into that big argument?
i love a battle of wits with someone that is more than worthy, such as yourself. haha.
if you come back to SA, email me. you can come out to the house, or we can party downtown.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-06 03:11:57 EDT (#)
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"you're in El Paso? damn, you're not that far away. maybe we should party sometime."
I was in SA a few days ago, to visit my grandfather who had just recently been diagnosed with some sort of incurable cancer. I'll probably return when he dies.
"you hit the nail on the head. this place is making me so racist. i've never had that mentality until i got here..."
You know, I wasn't even thinking of it that way. But you're right... I've noticed the same thing in myself. OH WELL
"so if i've offended any mexicans that are actually worth a shit, i'm sorry."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-06 02:59:02 EDT (#)
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Nikki, i had to say it again- you're a damn fine woman.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-06 02:43:04 EDT (#)
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you're in El Paso? damn, you're not that far away. maybe we should party sometime. Istaros, you're one of my favorites, because you're actually really intelligent.
ps- you hit the nail on the head. this place is making me so racist. i've never had that mentality until i got here and had to put up with mexicans trying to kill me and steal from me all the time. plus i've realized how incredibly lazy they are. they are so fucking worthless. goddamn, i'm beyond drunk right now. so if i've offended any mexicans that are actually worth a shit, i'm sorry. i hope Tina doesn't get mad at me. i hope she understands that i'm only pissed off at the worthless poor mexicans that try to kill me and steal from me, and not the normal mexicans like her. Tina, why can't the mexicans all be nice like you?
god, i'm drunk.
Submitted by SoCalCasinova (user info) at 2003-09-06 02:11:54 EDT (#)
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your cute +2
Too much clothes -2
Make corrections and I'll update my score
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-06 01:43:41 EDT (#)
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Hidden's just saying that because he's aching for something -anything- that isn't Mexican.
I live in El Paso, so I feel much the same way. In light of that,
"MmmMMmMM-HHmMmMmM, Ooohhhhh yeeaaahhh"
-Barry White
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-06 01:27:49 EDT (#)
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hot stuff.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-06 01:19:44 EDT (#)
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"Sorry but I agree with Loren. I hate double negatives, and well bad grammar in general. It does make you look like mongoloid."
So what? Who cares what it makes you look like? As long as you can understand what's being said, the language(or whatever mangled remains of it are left) has accomplished it's purpose. The numerous technicalities of the rules of the English language -which are hardly ever set in stone, by the way- are only there to help you understand each other, so if you know what's being said, they lose any and all significance.
Additionally, it doesn't make them look "mongoloid," really. To you perhaps -but to the majority of current developing American society, it's just the way these kids communicate. And since the majority speaks this way, it IS the normal way. Language is never stagnant, and if it were, it would soon die out. Every generation has had different types of slang, and I'm sure yours and mine were no different.
"I know this sounds harsh, but I look (firstly) for two things, legible handwriting, the ability to spell and then, if I havent thought 'fuckwit' or 'dribble' I look at the qualifications... I will admit that bad grammar and writing the way you speak will earn you a trip to the bin."
It doesn't sound harsh, just ineffective. I would think that somebody's ability to actually fulfill their job's requirements is a lot more important than their ability to speak your version of "appropriate" English. English is one of the most malleable languages in existence today. Yes, there are a few certain rules that are not meant to be broken, and a diminutively minute number of set rules that aren't even meant to be bent. But those rules haven't always been around, nor will they be.
"Im not literary genius, but fuck! for an application I'd at least check it a couple of times first!"
One of the interesting things about American English today is the huge gap that exists between the "common" and "formal" forms. This doesn't invalidate the "common" form at all; numerous examples of exactly the same phenomenon exist in linguistic history. Your own everyday use of the English language is less than admirable, I'm sure -unless you never start a sentence with "but," "not," or "and," and never end a sentence with a preposition(question or not).
"I personally dont want people who are too lazy to be bothered to actually look at what they've written working for me. I want people who pay attention to detail and get things right first time, or dont hit enter until its correct. Mistakes cost money and make the company look bad."
Ah, finally, a point with which I can agree.
"Istaros - you got two things right - 1. I AM trying to help. I've said it FAR too much that she's pretty, but sounds retarded because of her awful grammar."
Like I said, if you're really trying to help, then you should tone down the element of anger/annoyance. Not just here, either. I know you don't care, but I find those rants somewhat shriekish, and I can't help but visualize a middle-aged woman pulling out her hair in over-reactive rage. Nobody's going to listen to somebody who screams at them -except maybe drill instructors, but nobody's really that frightening when typing on a computer.
"2. is, that YES, it's really annoying, it makes my skin crawl to think of the education this girl lacks. She shouldn't be out dancing, she should be home studying."
You haven't really seen anything to show a lack of intelligence or education. Well, I take that back; one thing did seem to indicate she's sub-par on the Einstein scale. But it's not her grammar/spelling, which is rather inconsequential. If you ask me, it's her attitude in general; nobody this happy-go-lucky is all that aware of the world in general. Not the ones I've met, anyway.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 22:04:18 EDT (#)
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Justme,
I PROMISE I won't photoshop the pix.
I DON'T PROMISE I won't masturbate over them.
DavidAdventurer.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 20:13:00 EDT (#)
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Ok this is not me saying this, its a comment from my boyfriend:.
Yes, you could be photoshopped... but thats probably not a bad thing. You are after all a ginge and should be grateful for any kind of attention you at all.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-05 17:40:56 EDT (#)
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if i sent you other pictures of me then u have a chance to photo shop me!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 13:22:44 EDT (#)
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And Justme, I think there will still be space for you to e-mail me a few more cute pix of yourself.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-05 13:16:20 EDT (#)
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ok, it's a deal
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 13:04:47 EDT (#)
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lol@no comment
Loki, just e-mail me 10 megs in chunks under 1 meg.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-05 13:03:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:51:33 EDT (#)
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It's chopped up and about 20 files. I've heading out of town for tonight, but if you catch me on IM this weekend I can e-mail them, but you'll have to download them all and delete it or hotmail will shut you down.
Michael, if you tell I'll get you at recess.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:39:52 EDT (#)
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Can anyone say: Katemre reincarnated? (or whatever that girl's name was?)
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:31:56 EDT (#)
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Plan B is to chop it up into really little pieces and e-mail me them.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:28:55 EDT (#)
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ah woo-woo!
Im callin the feds on you Loki!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:25:34 EDT (#)
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goddamn it david, that ftp site won't let me in
we need a plan B
At this point, I could have just mailed you the damn disk.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:18:23 EDT (#)
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As soon as Loki finally send me Photoshop, there'll be a cock and balls in this pic too.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:27:01 EDT (#)
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how did a post about a ginger bird who is as white as a piece of raw chicken end up getting so many damned posts. To think i post pictures of black man's willy's and gay cruise ships and get only a fraction of the response. I feel sick. Surely there's nothng like a cock and balls set to cheer everyone up!! c'mon, surely there isn't.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:55:11 EDT (#)
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Well, I guess I owe my friend a call...
Her doctor is the one that told her all of these things, which she's parroted back to me.
I dont know a lot about it... Ive suffered from depression, but have always been able to drag myself out of it... so to speak. Difficult to explain isnt it?
I had a fab time thinking I was going mad with Seroxat at one time in my life, and thats hopefully the last time I'll ever have to take anti depressants. I refuse to now. I go for the "getting away being with only animals" approach. It works for me and Im happy with that.
My friend though... I wish I could help her. I make her come stay with me once every couple of months and we do stupid things with no pressure. I think last time we sat in a field and talked shite for seven hours... she goes home feeling better but it never lasts.
I wish she'd move closer to be honest.
I will definitely tell her that she needs a new doctor.
Thanks Insane.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:46:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:34:21 (#)
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""Insane, I think I should have explained myself better.""
- Belle thanks for trying to elaborate, so let me respond to each pretinent line.
""Shes been a manic depressive since 2000, and I wonder if this isnt a direct response to not having a negative thought for 25 years.""
-Belle, nowadays it is called bipolar disorder and I am blessed with it. Let me tell you something: one does not "become" bipolar, they are diagnosed with it(Manic depressive) after the disease has been there since birth. Did you mean she was diagnosed in 2000? (I am not trying to be rude, it is just that so so so many people understand nothing about BPD)
next:
""and I wasnt that upset about the over 21 comment - I was an arse round about that time of my life.. but I did have a lot of fun""
Belle- I should have elaborated on the 21 years old comment, but I did not for fear of sounding morbid, depressed and cliche. I was referring to suicide and my fixation on it. No ideations, mind you, just persistent thoughts.
Thanks much for your long reply,
Michael
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:43:00 EDT (#)
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Loren - 'predictability of stupidity' - amuse at that.
As to timings Insane, 57 mins 3 secs. That's my (incredibly intelligent) guess
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:34:21 EDT (#)
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Insane, I think I should have explained myself better.
I know people with these kinds of happy go lucky idiotically smiley lives.
They are more likely to suffer with the darkest depression. My best friend is a perfect perky example. Her entire life through to the last three years I can honestly say she was one of the happiest people I know. Nothing fazed her. People could be out and out nasty to her face and it either didnt register or she was too nice to get angry back.
Shes been a manic depressive since 2000, and I wonder if this isnt a direct response to not having a negative thought for 25 years.
I live by my fathers view: All ways think the worst of everyone and everthing. Every situation is going to turn to shit. Plan for it. If you're wrong - you can only ever be pleasantly surprised.
My dad doesnt wander round with a cloud over his head, but he never expects anything to be nicey nicey all the time. If it does so happen that everything is wonderful, he can smile about it... if it isnt - then he's normally the one thats got an answer ready.
(and I wasnt that upset about the over 21 comment - I was an arse round about that time of my life.. but I did have a lot of fun).
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:18:41 EDT (#)
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loki - another favorite quote of mine -
"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
I don't know why I like that one so much....
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:14:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:09:33 (#)
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insane, goddammitt, I'm late on the 'take the piss' button again...... amuse.
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Funny thing is, hugeos- how long, if ever, do you think it would have taken anyone (besides we two of astounding intellect) to notice that one?
It was blatant, oh so blatant, yet my guess is 1 hour or more!
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:09:33 EDT (#)
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insane, goddammitt, I'm late on the 'take the piss' button again...... amuse.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:01:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:47:04 (#)
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"""Insane, what the fuck are you on about the 17 year old sunny disposition?
Sorry but anyone that fucking sunny isnt happy. They're just too stupid to realise what the fuck is happening."""
-Belle Yes I concur, but I would trade my "emotional" lot in life (save my deep, oh so deep feelings and thinking haha) for an overly sunny disposition in a fucking heartbeat. Maybe we can talk a bit about it some time and I will elaborate.
Once again, it is very fucking annoying when one is happy all the time. But, do you know what it feels like to feel sadder than the color blue ever was, 24-7? (Not saying that I feel that way and also not saying that you do not know how it feels, it is merely a question)
"""the over 21 comment upset me...""
-Belle Please, would you mind telling me what upset you about that?
Thanks,
Insane
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:54:38 EDT (#)
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You can grow up and be more mature, but stupid is forever.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:54:29 EDT (#)
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Wow! I'm on first-name terms with Mrs 1! Thanks, "Loren"!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:52:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:31:31 (#)
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Insane - "people's true colors show when they are around one whom they see as "inferior" to them"
That really made me think.
I've been called "maternal" many many times. Do you think I'm being maternal now? That's kinda the way I felt when writing my last post. Although, most fuckers would think I'm just being a downright bitch. Ah well, fuckme. I'll live.
________________________________________________________________________
Loren-
Lemme tell you something. You are quite unique and I fucking dig it.
When you use the word "maternal", trust me it fits *exactly* which is a very nice thing.
Maternal(ness), to me signifies many things: empathy, yet firmness,(usually followed by a little bit of remorse i.e. was I too harsh?) merely 2 among the plethora of emotions and actions manifested by one who is maternal.
The *only* people who would think you are a downright bitch, are indeed ignorant "fuckers". Ignorance is unavoidable at times, but "fuckers" none the less.
You bitch, I bitch, we all fucking bitch. But a total bitch? I think not!
Ahh I feel better- thanks Pharmaceuticals!
Your dear friend until I can quit you,
Insane
P.S. Everyone else besides Mr. Pharmaceutical, good morning, or good whatever, wherever you live.
Sincerely,
Michael
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:49:39 EDT (#)
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Semi_Random_Joe - You can call me "Loren" ;)
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:47:04 EDT (#)
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Insane, what the fuck are you on about the 17 year old sunny disposition?
Sorry but anyone that fucking sunny isnt happy. They're just too stupid to realise what the fuck is happening.
(There are so many fucks in this rating because the over 21 comment upset me... sort of... a little bit...).
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:43:50 EDT (#)
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I'm adding the word minge to 'things i've learned from uber'.
thanks david
There are some good ones in here, I loved the outdoors being described as green and blue wallpaper, masterbating for full effect was good.
I take it back, keep posting. This is exactly what I need on yet another weed-free morning, but this time when my boss is off.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:39:16 EDT (#)
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ok, I've skimmed and this got really odd. I'm with PAS though, these ain't i a cutie posts are a real pain. Oh sure they are amusing and they take the heat of off me for a while but it gets old, drives down good posts, and chases people who write good posts away.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:36:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:28:25 (#)
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I defend her for as long as possible, even masturbating for full effect, but finally admit defeat: she's a moron. Then Insane gets into stupid arguments with people about spelling and grammar.
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Semi_random: I like you more and more by the thread.
How many effing threads have you seen me get into long, drawn out like a damned cricket match, arguments?
Especially when I am just full of shit 99% of the time anyway.
However, below was not really an argument over spelling and grammar. It was more just a scream of : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING hate myself! But directed at other people.
Thankfully, my morning meal of sedative, coffee, nicotine and a bagel have been taken care of so I am feeling a bit better and nicer too, you fucking cum guzzling cumquat.
;)
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:33:07 EDT (#)
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Recomendation for Justme:
If you follow Loren1's advice and become a stripper, do make sure you go for a full wax or shave.
I remember my friend once made nasty remarks for a week about the horror they suffered at the sight of the great ginger minge they were subjected to at a birthday party.
For other jobs, learn to speak, and the wax is optional.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:31:31 EDT (#)
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Insane - "people's true colors show when they are around one whom they see as "inferior" to them"
That really made me think.
I've been called "maternal" many many times. Do you think I'm being maternal now? That's kinda the way I felt when writing my last post. Although, most fuckers would think I'm just being a downright bitch. Ah well, fuckme. I'll live.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:29:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:06:09 (#)
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um hendrix?
what?
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Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:19:19 (#)
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Oh for the love of god. Yes, separate legs, but part of the same body, and so separate and yet together in a unified whole. You utterly *utterly* stupid person. I can't believe you didn't get that.
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Sorry Hugeos my friend, but if you notice the time stamp, I caught that one 13 minutes, 10 seconds before you did!
HaHa keep in mind that an analogy to a guy like him, is caligrophy (sp) to an MD. Imfuckingpossible for them to comprehend or get good at using/understanding.
Ok, maybe that too was a horrid analogy. HAHA
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:28:25 EDT (#)
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Summary for Loki:
Sweet ginger bimbo lolita posts her "2 cute" pic for us to drool over. Some people (me and Insane) say we like her, and flirt with her; others say she mings, or flame her for vanity/stupidity and decide to make crap photomontages in Paint. I defend her for as long as possible, even masturbating for full effect, but finally admit defeat: she's a moron. Then Insane gets into stupid arguments with people about spelling and grammar.
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:21:40 EDT (#)
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Well Loki, some slightly airhead ginger girl has posted her pic in the hope of getting some compliments. A couple of guys tried to flirt with her, which was pretty painful to watch, and then it has, as always, descended into a bitter argument about something nothing to do with the original post. Classic uber behaviour...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:20:51 EDT (#)
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Ahahaha, she really named her own picture "cute?" Too much.
Istaros - you got two things right - 1. I AM trying to help. I've said it FAR too much that she's pretty, but sounds retarded because of her awful grammar. 2. is, that YES, it's really annoying, it makes my skin crawl to think of the education this girl lacks. She shouldn't be out dancing, she should be home studying. Don't we all pay enough taxes? Who needs another perfectly capable person living off the system? Education is everything.
(I kinda like the analogy of spelling and grammar and your left and right legs. Not bad. How about comparing them to 2 peas in a pod? I'm being a dick.)
Bellebrown -
"I get the fun job of going through application forms from all sorts of people that want to come and work here.
I personally dont want people who are too lazy to be bothered to actually look at what they've written working for me."
Belle - THAT'S EXACTLY WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT. That's a perfect example you provided!!! Thanks. I don't care if you're a fucking genius... you're not getting hired if you sound like an idiot!
JustMe - The only way you'll ever get your foot in the doorway of a decent career is to be WELL SPOKEN. Before anyone sees your cute face or tight ass, they'll be judging you on what you have written, and how you sound on the phone. Good luck ever getting an interview!!! (Unless you want to be a stripper, then by all means, Godspeed.)
It's a rough world out there, dear. Call me harsh, fine, I don't think I am. I'm certainly not trying to be. Say "it bugs me." - So what?
It's damned good advice, and you should take it.
And for the record, I probably gave you more compliments than anyone else put together on this thread, so stop being a little brat just because I'm also giving you constructive criticism. Would you rather hear that I'd do you in the pooper?
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:19:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-09-05 08:35:46 (#)
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"Yeah, spelling and grammar are two separate things, but only in the same way that your left leg and right legs are two separate things....
Oh, I think I'm in analogy heaven. "
That wasn't really a good analogy. My right and left legs are two separate things, dumbfuck.
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Oh for the love of god. Yes, separate legs, but part of the same body, and so separate and yet together in a unified whole. You utterly *utterly* stupid person. I can't believe you didn't get that.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well loki- I am still kinda drunk, even though I am at work. Just read my totally fucking insane reply a little bit below and you will see how shit this thread truly is.
I don't think I was sufficiently coherent in my last reply.
There are some english majors in the room.
;) Why do I even give a FUCK? I am such a hypocrite!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:14:10 EDT (#)
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oh jeez, 140 reviews? what the hell is going on, someone sum it up for me, I'm not reading all of this shit.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 09:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um hendrix?
what?
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Now, as for the last bit of flying fur in this room: I have found, after living in a small southeastern US town for my entire childhood (not tallahassee- much smaller) that people like this girl are (if she is infact legit) some of my favorite people. They are down to earth, totally non snobbish, kind, very slow to put others down (unlike myself and SOME of you) and just all around chillin' folks.
So what in the fuck is going on here, really? Take a step back, reevaluate the situation and think about it!
Sure, her grammar and spelling may be shit- I don't care. She may have just a *bit* too sunny of a disposition. Is that annoying, especially on a morning when I am still drunk from 4 hours ago? Of course it is. Wanna know why? Because I wish I, me, moi...I , yes I (fucking 100%) were still 17, fucking carefree and cannon fodder for salvos of intellectual arrogance and superiority.
Ok, I take that back, you could not pay me to be 17 again. In fucking fact, I hardly want to continue on past 21, which is my current age. I know this is on a side note and is not going to be sound very cheery at all.... oh nevermind
Quite fucking frankly, people's true colors show when they are around one whom they see as "infierior" to them, a good example would be one not as "verbally succinct". (How uneducated did that one sound?!?)
Get the FUCK out of here. That isn't the true issue at hand.
Ok, this was not directed at anyone in particular, so don't feel I am spewing my vomitous hate at you, your mother or your dog. I am just very, very unwell. It surely is not physical, trust me.
"Ain't nothing wrong with me. My boss, she don't even know nothing is going on." (FUCK OFF)
Characteristically anal & self loathing-
Insane
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-09-05 08:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've only just noticed Justme called her own picture "2 cute.jpg".
OK, no more freckle-licking 4 u, lil babe.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-09-05 08:35:46 EDT (#)
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"Yeah, spelling and grammar are two separate things, but only in the same way that your left leg and right legs are two separate things....
Oh, I think I'm in analogy heaven. "
That wasn't really a good analogy. My right and left legs are two separate things, dumbfuck.
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-05 08:24:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-05 06:37:35 (#)
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Aren't spelling and grammar two completely seperate things? I guess you REALLY need to hit the text books in English class. Lesson 1 - Recieving a negative two. I give you an A+ on that
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Yeah, spelling and grammar are two separate things, but only in the same way that your left leg and right legs are two separate things....
Oh, I think I'm in analogy heaven.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-05 06:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aren't spelling and grammar two completely seperate things? I guess you REALLY need to hit the text books in English class. Lesson 1 - Recieving a negative two. I give you an A+ on that.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 05:48:27 EDT (#)
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LOL, and no complaints about my grammar.
I was making a point about it because I just looked at an idiots CV (and he's got better qualifications than me!).
But, HA! I already have a job so - "bollocks".
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 05:45:55 EDT (#)
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Sorry but I agree with Loren. I hate double negatives, and well bad grammar in general. It does make you look like mongoloid.
I get the fun job of going through application forms from all sorts of people that want to come and work here.
I know this sounds harsh, but I look (firstly) for two things, legible handwriting, the ability to spell and then, if I havent thought "fuckwit" or "dribble" I look at the qualifications... I will admit that bad grammar and writing the way you speak will earn you a trip to the bin. Im not literary genius, but fuck! for an application I'd at least check it a couple of times first!
I personally dont want people who are too lazy to be bothered to actually look at what they've written working for me. I want people who pay attention to detail and get things right first time, or dont hit enter until its correct. Mistakes cost money and make the company look bad.
And if "you dont no nuffink about any off all that, gramma an' speling stuff!!?!?!", then I dont want you on the payroll. End of.
I know this is only the net, but nows as good a time as any to start.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 05:45:01 EDT (#)
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Istaros,
even though Loren1 is bitching about this girl I like, I have to admit she is totally right.
Sorry, Justme, you're sweet and pretty and all, but my estimate of how many brain cells you have drops by a few million each time you try to say something in English. Oh, c'est la vie.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-05 02:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, I don't consider the person writing is the same person in the picture -but she's cute regardless.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-05 02:39:02 EDT (#)
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Loren, why are you so draconian about the necessity for people to follow the "rules" of English? I'm not trying to lure you into an argument here; I'm actually perplexed.
It can't be because you don't understand what she(and others, previously) has written out, since you understood what she was saying(otherwise you wouldn't have been able to point out the correction). If it's because you think she's going to have problems advancing in society with her current grasp of language,
a) I disagree, considering our current President.
b) you come across as pretty harsh for someone who is trying to help.
c) they'll learn sooner or later anyway, and most likely through experience, not edicts.
Or is it because it just annoys you? If that's the case, your rants really aren't going to change anything(except that people like her will be considered inferior by someone they don't know in the first place -no big deal, really).
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-09-05 02:30:24 EDT (#)
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fuck content, am i hot... well? am i?
but id do you, so i spose i can let it slide.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-05 02:17:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-04 21:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuckable...then again, everything with a hole is. Consider staying in middle school before you go onto the streets, math is an important skill for a hooker.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-09-04 20:20:14 EDT (#)
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Nice DSL.
-BongZilla
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-09-04 20:11:11 EDT (#)
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It's too bad you have that horrible blue green tone in your skin. If not for that you would be normal looking.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-04 20:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow you do not have to tell me how bad my spelling is i know already. And haven't u already gave me crap about. I know,I know u don't have to tell me any more. And who cares, get over it. So i am not the best speller in the world, shoot me. I am not in english class either so stop correcting me. thanks, it kinda bugs.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:31:30 EDT (#)
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"...So i am not going to say nothing"
"...i just have never said nothing"
Two sentences portraying two brutal examples of a double negative.
1. Not saying nothing = saying something
- Perhaps you meant - ...not saying ANYTHING.
2. Never said nothing = always said something
- Perhaps you meant - ...never said ANYTHING.
Girl, you need to STAY IN SCHOOL! And please, please pay attention in English class. Get a tutor. Read a few books. SOMETHING!!! ANYTHING!!! Who do you hang around with anyway???? A bunch of street thug losers?
It would be a shame to waste such a pretty face by sounding like such an uneducated low-life.
Oh, and grow a set if you plan to keep on posting. I'm sure you can do it. I have faith.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:30:17 EDT (#)
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What a slore.
Submitted by dbcooper (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yummy ;)
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well i really dont know what to say. So i am not going to say nothing, and just sit here and read. Oh yeah i do have somthing to say, i have been around here for about 1 year i just have never said nothing. or made my self known. So yeah, i am not going to be going anywhere anytime soon. thanks
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-04 14:35:48 EDT (#)
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An intelligent, insight response. And people complain about the young uberers. Shame on you.
"I challenge you to write a post that is not downing anyone, or bragging about sexual exploits. I mean, take a look at the catalogue of your posts : fat women, women in general, hot or not.com, spitting or swallowing etc.
Your subject matter is almost all the same: sex, drinking, making fun of people...
I think that, sure you are funny. You just write on shitty topics."
Well i accept the challenge. I guess ill have to put my "What do you say to your Pornstar girlfriend when she cheats on you" post away for another time.
Something not involving sex, drinking, or making fun of people.....thats gonna be tough. Its like my basic food groups. Well, i'll think of something!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-04 14:30:54 EDT (#)
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As for not being funny in the least, im sorry you feel that way. I could link to some of my posts that people did find funny, but im sure you wouldnt care. Perhaps its just you who doesnt like my humor?
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I mistated my feelings on that one. I meant to say that *sometimes* you are not funny in the least, especially the last few things I read from you.
Sure some of your other stuff was funny.
But the funniest stuff is not when you are insulting different groups of people, and bragging about girls that you fucked.
I challenge you to write a post that is not downing anyone, or bragging about sexual exploits. I mean, take a look at the catalogue of your posts : fat women, women in general, hot or not.com, spitting or swallowing etc.
Your subject matter is almost all the same: sex, drinking, making fun of people...
I think that, sure you are funny. You just write on shitty topics.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-04 14:03:51 EDT (#)
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Where are your coming up with some on these conclusions i dont know. I obviously hate women and objectivify them? When did that become apparent? Because i said im scared of smart women because i met so few. Well im sorry that the multiple states I have lived in havent had the most intelligent woman in the world. Its not my fault.
Insane you need to understand that some people write posts for humor, and therefore need to be taken with a grain of salt. As for not being funny in the least, im sorry you feel that way. I could link to some of my posts that people did find funny, but im sure you wouldnt care. Perhaps its just you who doesnt like my humor? If so, dont read my shit...Well anyway this argument could go on forever, (i have seen streetpunk argue with a guy for over 10 replies), but i dont have the patience for it and im sure nobody else gives a fuck. So ill end this with a final reply from each of us.
Reallybord - "Insane, your a oversensitive bitch who needs to chill out."
Insanethemind - "Reallybored, your a unhumorous bigot who hates women. Fuck off."
Hope that helps!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 12:34:53 EDT (#)
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"Funny... there was me thinking you were some kind of stud or something."
Hey, Insane! Belle sort-of paid me a compliment! I'm in there! I'll put in a good word for you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-09-04 12:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Insane : one thing is for sure that dude is gonna get it when we sieze power.
I doubt his grasp of Portugese will be sufficient to escape the death penalty.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-04 12:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"""Yeah, that i love the USA for sure, really made it quite clear.""" - Yes, I did, good call.
"As for how tought you are because you went to Bogota and Kiev, i got a challenge. How about you take your lily white ass with me over to Washington Heights or Flatbush,(yeah im from NY, not alabama asshole) and we can see how long you last." """
-I was not trying to say I was tough for going to third world countries, I was merely showing the contrasts between the people's attitudes and the ways I like them more there, than the average American young person.
"""And why am i such a dick? Well originally i made a comment about you and ubermatch. It was a three sentence comment that apprently got your panties in a bunch. Why not instead of accusing me of being a dick, you stop being an oversensitive fag and take a joke.""
- Jokes are supposed to be humorous. You aren't. Try writing serious stuff, since you are not funny in the least, no offense my friend. Panties in a bunch, oversensitive fag??? hahahaha What a homophobic bigot you are. Why call me a fag? What does that accomplish?
"""P.S Will you educate me on the world? You great traveler of the earth? God, you are such a fucking flake. How do you stand when the wind blows? And by the way, guys getting their nails done is fucking queer. Ciao! """ - Only thing I have to say to that is, how many men do you think get manicures? Many of people I know and I guaranfuckingtee most well dressed men in business do it as well. So please, stop making generalizations. Not all men who take care of themselves are "fags."
Can anyone say Matthew Sheppard part 2? This guy sickens me with his bigotry and obvious hate for women.
I say that in all seriousness. Since women are *obviously* nothing more than objects to be owned and used to really_bored, I pity the girl that is with/ends up with him.
Insane
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-04 10:31:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:07:28 (#)
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Bam! Just cracked another one off over Justme. Projectile jism in Bellebrown's eye.
******
You had a lot of practice doing that all by yourself? Funny... there was me thinking you were some kind of stud or something.
I'll leave you to your ball sack juggling... you seem to be enjoying yourself... all by yourself.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So regardless of how titless skinny she is, she gets a minus two.
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HAHA. Thats great.
Apollo- I tried, im not that flexible, but thanks for the encouragement!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bam! Just cracked another one off over Justme. Projectile jism in Bellebrown's eye.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-09-04 08:49:20 EDT (#)
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Reallybored : Why don't you go fuck yourself, arsewipe.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-04 08:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im with PAS on this one. If you lot still want to see these pointless pics, cant they have a Uberwives section or something?
And apart from anything else. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR GINGERISM. And dont give me all that Strawberry blonde shite. So regardless of how titless skinny she is, she gets a minus two.
Political correctness is allowing these people freedom to breed and sooner or later we're going to be over run with SHOCKINGLY RED HEADED GINGERS, and GINGERIST PUBES in our food.
The natural state of a ginger is a lonely life. Its what nature intended. Theres a reason for this. ITS TO STOP GINGER CHILDREN.
NB> This does not include Auburn haired peoples.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 08:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, that's it: I've just wanked off over Justme. Jism in the eye to all you detractors! heh heh
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-09-03 23:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Doesn't do a thing for me personally but if she learns how to write properly she might do alright
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-03 21:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At the risk of sounding presumptuous, and feel free to correct me, I feel that Reallybored is starting to lighten up where I'm concerned, and maybe, just maybe, so is Semi-Random.
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Loren, didnt you see the new sign up thing? Bart's requiring us new-guys to inslut you atleast three times in our first month. Im just trying to get them all done at once. Actually, i went over some of the posts that i drilled you on and realized that i was being harsh. Intelligent woman scare me, since i have encountered so few. Anyway,things are cool.
As for you Insane. Your still a bitch. Actually thats wrong, you did call me a twat which i respect so your just a jackass now.
"And oh yeah, I love the USA for sure. But I love other places, much much more. You fucking people here, male and female make me sick. Capitalism, materialism and facism, all to be had right here."
"Look, I was not bashing the fucking USA. I made that quite clear, you ignoramus."
Yeah, that i love the USA for sure, really made it quite clear. As for how tought you are because you went to Bogota and Kiev, i got a challenge. How about you take your lily white ass with me over to Washington Heights or Flatbush,(yeah im from NY, not alabama asshole) and we can see how long you last. Actually, you would survive, as long as you didnt move. You could use that hair of yours to act as a bird-nest type camoflauge.
And why am i such a dick? Well originally i made a comment about you and ubermatch. It was a three sentence comment that apprently got your panties in a bunch. Why not instead of accusing me of being a dick, you stop being an oversensitive fag and take a joke. Hope that helps!
P.S Will you educate me on the world? You great traveler of the earth? God, you are such a fucking flake. How do you stand when the wind blows? And by the way, guys getting their nails done is fucking queer. Ciao!
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-09-03 21:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeez, I don't see why everyone went and photoshopped you. You look cute enough.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That would be me.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:34:07 EDT (#)
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where is the guy who was about to cum in your mouth????
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop being so logical and right, PAS.
Haven't you got any freckles that need licking?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
David I don't care whose freckles you want to lick!
Sure these pictures are posted by pretty girls and I don't resent their looks. What I do resent is them using Uber as a dating website. Or to boost their ego.
A lot of the female Uber regulars are good looking (but here is the important thing) they also produce some great posts/replies.
That is what I'm interested in.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:16:34 EDT (#)
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My point:
They don't have much to say, they don't stay long & they just want to show off their bodies. Can't they find a readers wives website?
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062536674810832273
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1055423924179810633
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1054185276188930394
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106080789021682836
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1055645520373730213
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jealous of the fact she's really nice and doable and I want to lick all her freckles off.
We love you even more though!!
OK, let's call you strawberry blonde.
I'm a bit pissed because I'm finishing off that birthday champagne.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-09-03 19:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
David, I'm not jealous - what am I jealous of? I feel sorry for these girls that have nothing more to bring to the table than photos of their bodies. You haven't been here as long as I have or seen as many of these types of pics & posts. I used to defend the girls when they were being picked on but now I see that most of them brought it on themselves.
And I'm not a redhead!!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 19:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"oh yeah ok ! then ...but no more photoshop please!!!"
1) I think you love the photoshopping
2) It is so pointless to try to get them to stop
"oh yeah i dont have freckles only like on my face..!"
When I said I'd lick your freckles off, I was talking about *all* your freckles.
Come on PAS, don't be jealous and nasty. You should know we adore you even more anyway. You'll always be our favourite redhead.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:57:44 EDT (#)
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More fan mail:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106262942017229380
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:42:04 EDT (#)
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Justme, I've seen too many posts like yours. They do nothing for me. Why would I be interested in the photo of a stranger whom I had never conversed with before and know nothing about?
I have a photo which you can find by clicking on my user info, if you want to photoshop it and get your revenge. Unlike you I'll probably laugh at it.
However, I'm sure you will just fade away like all the other bimbos whose only contribution to Über has been one post comprising of a photo of them in skimpy outfit, a bit of flirting with the boys in the replies and then they are gone for good.
Enjoy your fame while it lasts
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062623104370523164
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah i dont have freckles only like on my face..!
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:18:08 EDT (#)
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oh yeah ok ! then ...but no more photoshop please!!!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:02:33 EDT (#)
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Hey, what are you talking about? Half of us were saying nice stuff. And you said "don't hold back"!
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gome for 3 hours and people get mean ! :( that one pic of the losers and me running away is funny but the other one is just sick ! i mean its not even funny! or anything! it proves nothing! and i am not white, well i am white but not "ghostly" white or pale its just THE picture i promise! no more posting for me u guys are to mean... bye !
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:02:35 EDT (#)
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I'm going to lick all her freckles off.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:36:44 EDT (#)
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do you have lots of freckles, red?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:26:33 EDT (#)
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HOLY COW!
I can die a happy woman now!!
Nighty Night everyone.
L
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:13:57 EDT (#)
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OK, I have to agree with everything Loren1 just said there.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
InsanetheMind, you do seem like a very cool person. You don't have to worry about me so much though (FTR: I do appreciate your defending me, it takes Uberballs). Hahahaha
At the risk of sounding presumptuous, and feel free to correct me, I feel that Reallybored is starting to lighten up where I'm concerned, and maybe, just maybe, so is Semi-Random.
I mentioned the other day that this is usually the way things go with my asshole magnetism. For some reason a large population of the new people who log on to Uber and begin posting are automatically furious with me. Then they calm the F- down and realize that I'm not Satan.
I just sit here in my vast cubicle, smiling, sipping coffee, smoking crack, and shaking my head as I collect volumes of personal insults for my scrapbook. One day I'll show them all to my grandchildren... and if I ever have kids, there just might be a chance for that.
When it comes to JustMe, she knows she's pretty, give me a break, and I happen to agree. There is also NOTHING wrong with her complexion, she's a typical fair-skinned red-head. Tanning is the worst thing she could ever do to her skin. - JustMe - don't tan! and DON'T believe you are too pale. You happen to be white, and there's nothing wrong with that.
HOWEVER, I'm not changing who I am, here or anywhere else, Uber has always been a place, to me at least, that embraces brutal honesty moreoften than not, so I won't take back the fact that I think JustMe's English is atrocious, and that it makes her look bad.
I just don't like it that so many kids these days call the blatant abuse of the English language "cool" or "in."
"...but ma, all da uddah kids talk like dis!" argh.
Submitted by chicagogirl <work@work> at 2003-09-03 16:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you have pretty hair.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062619423141810921
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yuo look fuuuuuuuuuuucked up in that pic
i would give you a +1 but you look like a redhead
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 16:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's strange, because although I find paler hair (blonde and red), and paler skin (the natural N European look), to be beautiful in itself, I end up being most attracted to Spanish girls.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
semi_random: again, I agree re: tanning.
Latinas and black women need not tan! :-)
What's your preference? Tall, dark and handsome?
haha
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's normal for redheads to be pale, and the flash has accentuated it.
It's not at all ugly in any case. Tans are a silly fashion.
She's a cute girl, without that exagerated beauty that screams bitch who's had too easy a life. Pretty girl next door material. Girlfriend material. Of course, she can still screw this all up by saying something bitchy or moronic.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
true, david.
momanland: I agree that she is a bit pale for my tastes. I date latinas and black women almost exclusively. But she could tan for sure.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look, a *man* just buys some nailclippers and does his *own* nails.
My first girlfriend even complemented me on my well-kept nails.
Man, leave the manicures to the girls and the males of the other persuasion.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
on top of all that has been said this girl is ghostly white. That is of paramount importance here, the pale nature of the skin
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, he just likes to chat up the ladies. Nothing wrong with that. Insane is right and everyone else is wrong. Footnote: insane should stop the manicures though. That's some serious gay shit.
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hahahahaha
I know it's kinda effeminate (sp) but really, it does wonders for my nails. My cuticles look like SHIT if I don't get them done and my nails get all ugly. It isn't THAT gay.
Now one more retort to really bored: Look, I was not bashing the fucking USA. I made that quite clear, you ignoramus. Still ,I knew you would say I was, Mr. Predicatble. I was simply bashing pop culture, materialism and the attitudes of a lot of my peers. When you actually leave your state, you will realize that people in other, poorer countries appriceate the TRUE things in life. Not cars, clothes and bullshit like that.
You are a prime fucking example of someone who would not survive a fucking day somewhere like Bogota, Kiev or any place even halfway dangerous. You need to be educated on the world. It's more than just Alabama or wherever you live.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She's cute, but OOOHHH the evil photoshop possibilities. I'm having to restrain myself.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Semi random, i like you a lot, so worry none with explanations.
as for that twat really bored, i didnt want to even readdress, but I must. here goes.3
***I have actually been out with two different girls in the last two weeks. No big deal I know, but it shows I am not hard up***
Ok, from what I said there, "no big deal" it obviously is no big deal. Take it how you like- I am not desperate. I am a depressed soul who is not ready for a serious relationship. It took a lot to go on the dates, one of which SHE asked me, because social interaction is hard for me when I am in alcohol or drug withdrawal. (I drank and used narcotics days prior to both dates) What can you not understand about that? Your previous posts said that you don't do serious relationships? Are you daft?
Prove how much the ladies love me? hahahahahahahahahaha WHAT in the FUCK do you think YOU were trying to do in like 3 of your posts???
C'mon man, lighten and grow up. You have issues. People are people, none are superior or inferior and I do not have to prove that they do love me, or even attempt to make them love me, man or woman. Everywhere I go, I try to be as kind as possible. (well except here) I make lots of short time friends. Usually I push people away when my feelings about myself go down the tubes.
Ok, I will fuck off. Don't worry.
But I leave you with this: Why be such a dick? Really?
Submitted by chicagogirl <work@work> at 2003-09-03 15:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am jealous too.
Submitted by chicagogirl <work@work> at 2003-09-03 15:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren you know your jealous. Admit it you know its true.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I lied. I do know how it is in about oh, 9 different countries. No wonder I am fucking moving.
And oh yeah, I love the USA for sure. But I love other places, much much more. You fucking people here, male and female make me sick. Capitalism, materialism and facism, all to be had right here.
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I really wished i had waitied to see Insane's second post. "Dissing" everyone in America really helps your case.
Whens the day your moving? BYEBYE
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, he just likes to chat up the ladies. Nothing wrong with that. Insane is right and everyone else is wrong. Footnote: insane should stop the manicures though. That's some serious gay shit.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute.
but anyways:
Insanethemind: "Sometimes she is a little harsh or "bitchy" as people call it, but c'mon people. What is so bad about her?"
um... heres whats so bad about her: Sometimes she is a little harsh or "bitchy" as people call it.
Seriously, loren, if you read this, smile. its okay. :D <--see?
i've always liked loki. she's great.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Insane, you are so the man.
OK, sorry for being harsh on Loren1. To be honest, life convinces me more and more that an attractive female can never be a good person. They are destined to be spoilt little girls their whole lives. So, it takes just the slightest bit of bitchiness for me to want to shout their heads off and make them realise they are worthless apart from what they have between their legs. But I'm often too harsh.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do not tell me to "stop", ok? You are totally wrong in assuming that I am desperate. There are plenty (not millions but enough) of young ladies that are interested in me. I have actually been out with two different girls in the last two weeks. No big deal I know, but it shows I am not hard up. There is no need for this petty shit flinging and quite frankly, you are making yourself look like a fool with your droll insults aimed at myself, Loren1 etc.
This girl IS in fact, very cute. But she is also 17 and someone off of a website. In what way am I trying to "match" with her? I just wanted her to see my face. Sure I am vain and I like to see what people think of my looks. Almost everyone likes to be evaluated and complimented, or "dissed". But do not confuse vanity with conceit or desperation, ok?
This is as far as I am going. Reevaluate the situation: Were your comments to me justified? I think not.
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Ok, i wont tell you to stop. Ill will say, Fuck Off. Better?
Secondly, telling us that there plenty of young ladies that are interested in you doesnt help your case. Neither does the two girls you went out with in the past two weeks. Stop trying to prove it to me. It makes you look desperate. I would have respected a ,"ReallyBored - suck a dick." much more, then you trying to prove how much the ladies love you.
Third, why did you bring loren up in this? What the fuck does she have to do with you ubermatch service? [Sidenote: I actually complemented her in the last two replys, in case you missed that]
Anyway, i hope that clears things up, ill leave you with your own words.
"""""Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:26:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
Thanks
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Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:25:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
-insane-
u are a cutie too..
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:17:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s. cute now, gorgeous at 20, 21.
I don't even go for redheads, usually. ""'""
Welcome to junior-high.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why are people so mean to Loren1? Is it because she is pretty in the face, has more than a pea sized brain, has a good job in a field that she has talent in? Is it because she is an accomplished artist?
Sometimes she is a little harsh or "bitchy" as people call it, but c'mon people. What is so bad about her?
Also, apply all that I said to Loki as well. It is the same exact outcome. I am not sure if Loki is an artist, but you get the gyst.
I didn't like Loki at first, but she is of great value to this site. They both are. Leave them alone.
Heathens. I don't know how it is elsewhere, but the young adults and adolescents of this country are lacking greatly in many categories.
Actually, I lied. I do know how it is in about oh, 9 different countries. No wonder I am fucking moving.
And oh yeah, I love the USA for sure. But I love other places, much much more. You fucking people here, male and female make me sick. Capitalism, materialism and facism, all to be had right here.
I am about to vomit after reading the way some of you verbally abused this poster (Justme). So what if she is 17 and can't spell perfectly (for example)? I have seen her replies and she seems very nice.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-03 15:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm chipolatte, la la la la la...... PENIS
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah yes, that is a much better picture. And the finger pretty much sums up her personality.
Beauty combined with the bitchy arrogance inevitably caused by beauty make that a fine candidate for having her mouth permanently filled with jizz so she can't ever express her irrelevant opinions.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-03 14:46:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
When the fuck did this become ubermatch.com. Insane i know you desperate, i did read that post, but cmon man. Stop that shit
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Do not tell me to "stop", ok? You are totally wrong in assuming that I am desperate. There are plenty (not millions but enough) of young ladies that are interested in me. I have actually been out with two different girls in the last two weeks. No big deal I know, but it shows I am not hard up. There is no need for this petty shit flinging and quite frankly, you are making yourself look like a fool with your droll insults aimed at myself, Loren1 etc.
This girl IS in fact, very cute. But she is also 17 and someone off of a website. In what way am I trying to "match" with her? I just wanted her to see my face. Sure I am vain and I like to see what people think of my looks. Almost everyone likes to be evaluated and complimented, or "dissed". But do not confuse vanity with conceit or desperation, ok?
This is as far as I am going. Reevaluate the situation: Were your comments to me justified? I think not.
Insane
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Allow me to introduce you to my friend Mr. Sanchez. Dirty Sanchez...
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Id hit it. Long as your not that overexposed and yellow in person. If you arent then Id definetly do ya.
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I had to choose between Loren and this woman, I'd choose Loren.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heres a better picture to compare.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1045765518522425768
And its easy to stop any girl from bitchen. Just stick your cock in their mouth.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 15:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I hate to say this, i really do. But Loren is hotter then this girl, much hotter."
OK, that made me look her up in the ÜberDirectory, and Loren is good-looking... for her age.
This girl looks nicer. Anyway, my main criterion is lack of bitchy comments.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-03 14:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:10:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
you are very cute. =)
here is me: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062512222996625372
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When the fuck did this become ubermatch.com. Insane i know you desperate, i did read that post, but cmon man. Stop that shit.
"Loren1, you're just jealous because we like her not you.
She's a girl, so as far as looks, intelligence and niceness goes, she's already doing extremely well by seeming to have 2 of those. 1 is the usual maximum."
I hate to say this, i really do. But Loren is hotter then this girl, much hotter. This chick looks like a fucking zombie. How the fuck can all you people post how hot she is?? Have you been locked in your house for a fucking eon? She not hot. Shes not a fucking +2. Id give her a -.3 at best. Jesus christ people, up the fucking standards.
Heres alittle advice Nikki. First, go outside. Thats the place with the green and blue wallpaper. It has a thing called a sun, which we help you to not look like frosty the snowman. Secondly, when posting a picture on Uber try not to capture yourself in mid-assraping. Your facial expression is scary. Hope it helps.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-03 14:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She is whiter than raw chicken!!! Why this concerns me i don't know, England not being synonymous with sunshine and tanned ladies and gents.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-03 14:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Loren1, you're just jealous because we like her not you. "
Yeah, OK Semi.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 13:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren1, you're just jealous because we like her not you.
She's a girl, so as far as looks, intelligence and niceness goes, she's already doing extremely well by seeming to have 2 of those. 1 is the usual maximum.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-03 13:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I DO GOT BOOBS"
Seriously, you're a pretty girl, but learn how to speak English. It's HAVE, not GOT. I DO "HAVE" BOOBS.
In my experience, when I come across someone, good looking or not, who opens their mouth only to let a horrible string of abuse of the English language spew out, it makes them come across as very low class. Looks won't help you if you speak like an idiot.
And all I can seem to think when I hear someone like that is: Trailer Park Trash.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-03 13:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing special, but still shits on most of the other girls on here. Well, the ones that have posted that I've seen of course.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-03 12:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anyways u gave me the 50th review....
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-03 12:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i am not taking pictures of my boobs ...
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-09-03 12:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you prove to us you have boobs, you'll get fifty reviews.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-03 12:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am wearing a black shirt and its dark out side!! damn!!! I DO GOT BOOBS!!!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-09-03 12:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot to put your tits on.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to get 50 reviews and ill be happy!! thats all i am asking thanks !! if u want to give more but 50 will make me happy
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thanks
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-insane-
u are a cutie too..
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, I would totally put it in you...I'd probably even beg for it, but I don't go for the whole uberwhore thing.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"i do got boobs"
hmmmm. (I do got too.)
You look a little like Sissy Spacek (sp?) when she played "Carrie."
Still, in many states, you are still a minor when it comes to sex, and it troubles me that I haven't been a virgin for as many years as you've been alive.
I don't know why I thought of that.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s. cute now, gorgeous at 20, 21.
I don't even go for redheads, usually.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are very cute. =)
here is me: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062512222996625372
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-03 10:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would still like to cum on you
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-09-03 10:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like you're at the special olympics dance-off.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-03 10:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
to answer some of the questions... ( mail in bride ) sure ;) ! some of you really are evil but it makes me laugh ! so thanks ! i do got boobs thansk u lol its just doesnt lookl ike it !!
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-09-03 09:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ehhh...not bad.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-03 08:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
look at that another teenager with an AOL e-mail address. this further drives home the sterotype for any and all future arguments with uberteens.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-03 08:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ewwwwwwwwwww your hair is ginger.
I hope you shave below, I could never eat an orange beaver.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 06:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, I've decided I really like this girl.
Submitted by Fritolay (user info) at 2003-09-03 06:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am going to Photoshop the fuck out of you.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-03 06:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sure your breasts will grow in someday. You might just be a late bloomer. Other than that, keep taking the money shots and you will get by just fine.
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 05:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shake that ass!
No titties.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-03 00:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...So is that a yes on the mail-order bride gig?
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-03 00:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am not a sarcastic bitch i promise ... i cant come up wiht things that are mean lol its sad... i am nice i promise!
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-03 00:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just noticed in Rizzo's post you mentioned your "6m old". How's your life going? Did you drop out of school? Is the unlucky father taking care of you? If the answer to the last question is "no", then would you be interested in being a mail-order bride?
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 00:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Reading Justme's comments, I can't work out whether she is a sarcastic bitch or really just sweet.
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-09-02 23:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
....wow.......
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-02 23:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are the result of the decay of Western Society.
I've always wanted to say that to somebody. Thanks.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow that was a sad story... but funny... !! :)
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
justme,
by the way, SNIPA is a raging homosexual, so dont listen to his opinion! the only time he has ever touched axe-wound was the day he was born. the doctors could hardly wedge his mouth off of his moms vagina, ever since, the boy has been queer.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-09-02 22:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would sooooo fill your nostrils with man-gravy
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would touch the gina
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow haha i really feel like he doesnt like me!! jsu to let know i am not 13 lol i am 17 and my hair is real.. but thanks for tellin the truth ! ( i have had better days )
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SLUT WHORE TAMPON PUG FUGLY
Submitted by Master13 (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, yes I do.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeez. That's a bit harsh Master13.
Sure you're entitled to your opinion, but do you have to spit it in everyones face?
Submitted by Master13 (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can nobody else see that this person must have had their face run over by a tractor trailor? LOOK AT HER HEAD. First of all, she's like 13 years old. Second, her hair is fucked up. It's too long, too fake-looking, and if there is wind or something blowing her hair she should consider chopping it off and sending it to a bald-child factory so little kids who have cancer and shit can have hair. Actually, fuck that, not even kids desperate for a shred of normalicy would ask for help from this fuck.
Sir, your face is fucked up. Look at your face. How can you be happy with yourself? When I was your age, I was sexy as fuck. Everyone wanted to ride me. You just shattered the mirror hanging in this room. If I ever see someone as ugly as you in public, I'll go to the nearest store that sells rat poison and consume 6 boxes worth.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 fot you, +1 for the title
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Very cute. Mickginny will love you.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omh thats so funny.... it does look like that huh ? hmmm thats was great !!
Submitted by BigRedTheCrusher (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yum, yum, gimme some. I would ruin you
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, we're being too nice.
You look like you are being done hard from behind and you're loving it.
Red on the head like a sneaky dick from behind.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
insecurity anyone?
who cares if you look good or bad? and why should you care what we think anyway? you have no idea who we are..just "fishing for compliments".
i'd hit it.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OK, typically annoying ego-post including nothing but a photo and fishing for compliments but I'll forgive you because you're fuckable.
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow u guys are just a little to nice i was expecting " i can't see any longer, i am now blind" or somthing lol !! but thanks guys!! MUAH!
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would destroy you honey bunny.. you ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO BANGABLE......
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There, my cock's hard. Happy now?
Submitted by freakman (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Very nice (I wouldn't go to jail would I?)
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I concur.
Submitted by wing_nut74 (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm rolling.........
I've gotta get a new balm
I've gotta get a tight tension on
I've got to slip it up before the rush gets gone
I've got to feel it with the hot mind on
I'm rolling
Submitted by Yes at 2003-09-02 20:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
...in the pooper.
Submitted by SgtSargy at 2003-09-02 20:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit it.