LSM is a commie douche bag (894 hits)
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Submitted by Noah Goldstein <elmoisyourfriend.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-02 20:17:04 EDT
Lowsodiummonkey is a communist pig, hell bent on the perversion and destruction of life, liberty, justice, and the American way. He is set on bringing down democracy and the western world.
This is not a baseless claim. He can be found in his parents basement poring for hours over the little red book. More like little red MONKEY. He bawled his eyes out when communism fell in Russia. What a pinko turd. He needs someone like James Bond to kick his ass. James bond rocks. Or maybe Superman. He's always been for truth, justice and the American way.
Hmm. I think james bond would be better though. He didn't wear any RED on his costume, not like Superman, the mole bastard. Krypton? More like Kremlin. I wouldn't be suprised if LSM and Superman have Commie buttsex sessions. Fuck Kobe style. I'm talking about Lenin style.
I wonder if LSM is a Jew. The Jews are commies. But they hate sharing.
What about santa? A big man with a beard dresses up in red and distributes gifts to all. Fuck kindly elf. Try ex-KGB.
They're everywhere.
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Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:24:38 EDT (#)
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Funny you should ask fetish, "this" was a post written in response to one of LSM's "posts I'd like to see.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-02 06:54:20 EDT (#)
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And you say my posts are shit? Come on, what was this?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-03 08:44:25 EDT (#)
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It's a joke.
Heard it on Reno 911.
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2003-09-03 06:49:00 EDT (#)
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star of daniel?
isnt it the star of david?
i still have the end of my prick so i wouldnt know exactly
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2003-09-03 00:05:47 EDT (#)
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Reno 911 rocks
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:51:00 EDT (#)
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double points if the perp is jewish
am I the only one who likes reno 911?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:48:24 EDT (#)
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" -According to this you're not even part of these United States,which would make you...A COMMUNIST!
-AH!
-Ah!"
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:44:23 EDT (#)
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Thats not me. I just typed "evil santa" in google images.
Im a jew too. Check out the name.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:42:37 EDT (#)
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I'm so Jewish it's not even funny.
I never forget to wear my Star of Daniel around my neck.
(I better get cracking on some new titles)
Submitted by Master13 (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:39:54 EDT (#)
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I agree with the all jews are commie's joke. +2 for YOU!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:32:44 EDT (#)
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I'm Jewish, but you look like Silent Bob. +1 for you.
Submitted by rabidgoat (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:47:58 EDT (#)
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You make me laugh.
Ha. Ha.
Submitted by freakman (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:31:08 EDT (#)
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+1 for you adding on to the LSM list of posts
&
+1 for LSM because of his inspiration to . . . well you get the point
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not very insightful, but I must admit it made me smile.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:17:50 EDT (#)
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Wow. That was retarded. Sorry everyone.