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Submitted by Semi-Random Joe (View user info) at 2003-09-02 20:56:56 EDT
I'm ex-directory! Grrr. Must fix that.
OK, if you click on this and are disappointed there is an image but nothing to argue about, here are some possible topics.
1) How much you hate me
2) How much you hate Che Guevara
3) How much you hate Andy Warhol
3) Wishing me a happy birthday
4) Are agricultural subsidies what is oppressing the 3rd world today?
5) 21st-century empire. Greece + 2000 years = UK. Rome + 2000 years = US. Discuss.
6) Wishing me a happy birthday
User Reviews
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 05:07:19 EDT (#)
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Hmmmm
I need to get Flash.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-04 21:20:57 EDT (#)
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http://www.tinyegyptianpeople.com/
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:25:44 EDT (#)
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I can't get rid of the pop-up.
OK, I can, I chose to have it, but the default advertisement is a multicoloured animated .gif banner in a frame that takes up a large pencentage of the bottom of the screen. I decided a pop-up was less intrusive. I never see it myself, because I use Mozilla.
If the site gets popular, I'll get a domain name and start paying for webspace. For now, free space is just fine.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"-2 to for you."
+2 back at ya because I'm an idiot.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get rid of the pop-up. -2 to for you.
Interesting.
My site has been down. I think I'll fix it tonight.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:06:07 EDT (#)
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Tut-tut
You haven't been paying attentions to my XHTML lessons, Loki.
That wouldn't validate ;-)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:04:35 EDT (#)
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shit I did that backwards
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:04:07 EDT (#)
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</boys are mean>
besides, I spell like a second grader so I put everything in word
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:03:01 EDT (#)
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I just did it that once and I was at work at the time.
MOOOOMMMM the boys are being mean
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:01:09 EDT (#)
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So have I, and I've personalised it as well.
http://David-Thought.iespana.es
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
True.
I might be worse because I actually put the XHTML 1.0 validation link on my own website.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:49:14 EDT (#)
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No, the worst thing is that I include the trailing dash in empty tags as per W3C recommendations for XHTML 1.0.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:08:13 EDT (#)
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That's pretty bad.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:07:39 EDT (#)
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You make emphasis with tags. <svgrocks />
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Some aren't as bad as us though.
Loki writes webpages in Microsoft Word <shudder />
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a geek.
Just like everyone else who posts on this website.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh lord you are such a geek.
OK, I started learning SVG in Amaya.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SVG kicks butt too.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-03 14:04:27 EDT (#)
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I warned you about monkey.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 13:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh my god, that's, like, the geekiest website ever.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-03 09:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/graphics/fileformats-faq/part3/section-110.html
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-03 09:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now all Bart has to do is make it possible to post Flash files right on a page.
*wink, wink*
(I'll always use preloaders Bart .... unless of course you've already done that. I don't remember 'Ubersite the Movie' posted on a page.)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-03 08:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll try this out when I get home tonight.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-02 23:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Cheerio!
Say it in the thread for the sake of my memory"
What? Are you about to die or something?
Anyway, Loki, that was supposed to be a real at symbol, not .at.
That was Bart's scripts at work.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-02 23:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Loki. Nan, le vrai charabia ou "gibberish" ke tu comprends pas, c pas l'informatiq : c kand je t'écris en français. 7 fois, je v écrire en abréG (l33t, + ou -) pour ke tu puisses pas utiliser le 'tit Babelpoisson. Si tu veux m'envoyer le logiciel Photoshop, télécharge-le vers mon 'tit serveur : ftp://David-Adventurer.at.ftp.iespana.es. Tu connais Djà le mot 2 passe. J'attends ! heh-heh ;-)
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-02 23:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. I am in fact sitting on a 12" dildo, hence the tight lips
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-02 23:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damnit I have it all neat and packaged in whatever that little program was that made it look like a stack of books on my desktop and there is an e-mail that you are ignoring asking you what site you want it sent to since you keep changing languages and websites on me.
the rest of what you wrote was gibberish
and thank you for making us the weird country that still uses that silly english measuring system
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-02 23:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"You are so upright and stiff-lipped in that pic, as if to say 'This chair has a built-in 8-inch dildo, and I am proud of this'"
____________________________________________
Cheerio!
Say it in the thread for the sake of my memory
Insane
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-02 23:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"What did you give the world, oh yes mad cow disease and soccer."
FOOTBALL, please. The worst thing we gave the world was the USA, BUT ANYWAY........ ;-) heh heh
Unfortunately, Monkey still can't do absolutely everything he'd like to do with PNG, because microsoft doesn't support all aspects of PNG such as true alpha transparency (the excellent lossless compression works OK though) And MNG --the version that allows animation, like todays GIFs-- is even less well supported. Monkey would be to be feared with MNG.
Yes, I figured out the FTP issue. The problem is that you are too lazy to FTP me photoshop.
"Yes kids, this is the FIRST attached png in the history of ubersite. This will be a day long remembered."
Yes, I am indeed a revolutionary. So fitting. ¡Viva Bart! ¡Viva yo!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-02 23:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realized that if Bart has fixed this whateveritwas that you tried to post, it will only serve to unleash more of monkey's kung fu. I blame you for whatever happens here.
(isn't monkey a real type of kung fu?)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm playing with you david, of course it was developed in the US, everything is developed here. What did you give the world, oh yes mad cow disease and soccer. :x
Have you figured out your little ftp issue?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Ah, for fuck's sake.
.PNG has been a World Wide Web Consortium recommended image format since 1996.
It should display directly, like .JPEG and .GIF, not be a link!"
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mysql> select count(message_id) from message_parts where content_type = 'image/png';
+-------------------+
| count(message_id) |
+-------------------+
| 1 |
+-------------------+
1 row in set (0.00 sec)
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Yes kids, this is the FIRST attached png in the history of ubersite. This will be a day long remembered.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray for Bart!
Good man!
He corrected the problem a few seconds ago!
¡Viva el Che! ¡Viva PNG!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good point, Tastycat, but, more importantly, do you like my photomontage?
Loki, not every international standard is necessarily European. PNG compression was developed in the US, as far as I can tell. And your version was crap; admit it! http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1058893184764521023
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who hates Che Guevara? I mean.. sure.. all those people thrown out of power probably did.. but the people he saved didn't. And he didn't fuck around: when he removed someone from power they didn't get a whole lot of time to hate him.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"you never commented on my new pic:"
OK, I was going to but then thought better of it. Here is my comment then:
"You are so upright and stiff-lipped in that pic, as if to say 'This chair has a built-in 8-inch dildo, and I am proud of this'"
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy bday, mon ami!
you never commented on my new pic: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062512222996625372
Please do, I am so vain.
=)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My version of that picture is so much better than that one in your silly eurocomputerpseudofile. I sent you an e-mail earlier but something is going on with hotmail.
Since it's your birthday, I'll refrain from making any comments about how you are destined to die alone.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-02 22:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PNG rocks and that's why I'm giving you a plus 2. A friend of mine from college actually wrote the format proposal of PNG back in the day.
Microsoft sucks because IE still doesn't fully support it. I could do wonders with PNG images if IE actually supported it. FUCK MICROSOFT!!!!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm on the champagne actually.
I hadn't seen your post, shadowdragon, but it's funny (once the grammar is decyphered).
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a happy birthday.
Drink a beer for me. I'm on a one month ban.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2003-09-02 21:23:45 EDT (#)
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Happy birthday.
Was 5 meant to be related to this?
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062480888631714043
oh, and happy birthday.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-02 20:58:50 EDT (#)
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Ah, for fuck's sake.
.PNG has been a World Wide Web Consortium recommended image format since 1996.
It should display directly, like .JPEG and .GIF, not be a link!