What's Your Porn Star Name (14183 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.54 on 94 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by acrog (View user info) at 2003-09-03 17:04:25 EDT
Some of might find this dumb. Some of you might find this funny. It is both
It's a little game.
To find out your porn start name you take the name of the first pet that you can remember as your first name.
You take the first street name you can remember as your last name.
Sometimes it works out well, some times not. Sometimes it's embarassing.(as in Hershey Highway 64- this is the porn start name of a friend of mine.
Mine:
1st pet- Duke
1st street name - National
giving me the porn star name of DUKE NATIONAL. (I think mine is awesome)
If you think it's dumb don't play, but I've had a lot of fun with this among various groups of friends.
User Reviews
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 16:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jelly Bean Powell does not sound like a porn star name. But it is kind of funny.
Let's try another... Dingo Strickland. Hmmm.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
white rivlin
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
petey parker. i think.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cleo laurel...
too bad i am a man.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Velvet Belle, if you please.
Submitted by meb2 (user info) at 2006-11-09 15:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine rocks 2
RUSTY SHARPE
Submitted by mark <hawks915> at 2004-08-05 14:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mine is good.
Jeff Jackson
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-04-27 16:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mines stupid = Babbs Maple
However, my mother's made me laugh til I cried = Tanker Young
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-03-21 11:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Missy Jefferson.
Not bad, but I have a dick.
Submitted by Buttons (user info) at 2004-03-07 23:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Flopsy Peters. "
bwahahahaha!
Mine's "Smoky Overton." Kinda works, I think.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-03-07 23:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
first pet namesi can remember were these fish we had: Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo, Raphael, and Shredder.
first street: McCulley (i'm not even sure if that's spelled right)
Shredder McCulley? sounds more like a serial killer.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-07 23:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cocoa Leavitt. Damn I'm an elegant porn star. That's more like a soap opera name.
Submitted by moebius (user info) at 2004-03-07 23:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mindy Galeburn= pet + street
Jarner Beaverton= middle name + birthplace
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-07 23:09:49 EST (#)
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spooky nevada rocks.
think you need to have the right combination of syllables, or something.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2004-03-07 23:07:10 EST (#)
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Mine...Ashford Chimney Rock
Wife's...Spooky Nevada
Sister...Bunnie Harpsicord
Bro-in-law...Tinker Cleaveland
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-07 23:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hobbes McMaster.
Meh.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-03-07 22:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear.....God....
Flopsy Peters.
I shit you not.
Submitted by quislingite (user info) at 2003-11-23 01:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty wicked - Cool idea, but I can see how some of them would end up sorta weird.
Mine rocks though! The BEST porn star name:
PUSSY KINGSTON!
Submitted by AlexTheSplendid (user info) at 2003-11-23 00:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mine's not bad - Tequila Adams
that actually works out pretty nicely
Reminds me of smash adams from that show Doug. I really miss that show.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-22 23:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hugh Jasrak
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-11-22 23:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shadow colynuk is better mark armstrong
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-22 23:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Screw conventional pornstar naming "rules"
I just manipulated the letters in my real name to get:
Kram Rammstrong
Which is way better then:
Shadow Colynuk
Submitted by LinkinParkGurl (user info) at 2003-11-22 23:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mr.Kitty p-37
hahaha...
Submitted by kel <iamcanadian.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-11-22 22:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have heard two ways:
PETS NAME + MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME: Sundae Hunter
MIDDLE NAME + STREET NAME: Mae St. Paul
Has anyone else heard of that>
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cujo 115th.
Oh yeh, badass. Oh tyaeh
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sanchez Handlebar
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mine kicks ass.
Squirt Neulist.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pussyfoot Fernwood.
Dead serious.
Submitted by EvilFaerie (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol i like mine
Babi Adams
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2003-10-19 14:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
first pet's name: Captain James McGargle (Jimmy)
first street name: Compton Circle
porn name: Jimmy Compton
interesting, but I'm female and my real name is Valerie
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-19 14:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine is Charlie Hamilton
-Charlie Hamilton
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-19 14:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Precious Cedar
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-19 14:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Smokey Acapulco.......
ummmmmmm........
sounds more like a con artist than a porn star
Submitted by Anne Archy <none> at 2003-10-10 15:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bambi Northbend...
Interesting.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-09-20 09:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Following your rules my name would be:
Ginger Parker
But since I am a guy I would rather go by the name I made up a long time ago:
Miles Long
Submitted by OwnedByBiafra (user info) at 2003-09-14 11:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've done this before.
I'm "Madeline Woodgreen"
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-09-07 19:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Samson Spur. Uhhhhmmm...no
Submitted by Speric (user info) at 2003-09-07 18:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sparky Union
Submitted by SoCalCasinova (user info) at 2003-09-06 00:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wolfy Oleander ...... Damn mine sounds like a serial killer.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rex Gladstone
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-09-05 03:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How is it that a post with almost no arguing is on the most heated list?
Submitted by Nosferatu (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Junior johnston....shutup...
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-04 12:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Popeye Grand
not too bad.
Submitted by CinnamonFool (user info) at 2003-09-04 12:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jake Cannon
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-04 11:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LMAO - Spike Baldwin.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-04 11:18:08 EDT (#)
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Mines the fucking best
SPIKE BALDWIN
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-09-04 11:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brandy Quincy or Sugar 45th Place.
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2003-09-04 11:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuckin A..
Stormy Buckingham.. what the fuck!!
Bozz
Submitted by aquasquare (user info) at 2003-09-04 11:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Georgie Nite.
The most fantabulouse of them all.
Or alternatively- Rebel Pant.
Submitted by apple_tush (user info) at 2003-09-04 10:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pepper Buckfast - oh the possibilities
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-09-04 09:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Buffy Spear
AHAHAHAH guess that's means I have to cross dress too.
Submitted by SoHipItHurts (user info) at 2003-09-04 08:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Chip Falconcrest
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-04 07:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Screw this - Im picking my own.
And I pick Titty McClitty
Submitted by scum at 2003-09-04 07:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1st pet + mother's maiden name
Honey Berry
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-04 06:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am:
Leela Littleton
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-04 06:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so really, whats better? Pirates or Ninja's? Get the fuck outta here with that old shit.
Submitted by Ho-Ju (user info) at 2003-09-04 00:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't live on this street anymore, but it fits better --
I am Spunky Barrington.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-09-04 00:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dartagnan Mullaloo
Oh. Just lovely indeed.
Submitted by IronChef (user info) at 2003-09-04 00:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pugly Trusty Lane? Mine didn't work.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-09-04 00:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Getus Los Coyotes Diagonal
i guess mine is one that doesnt work
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-09-04 00:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Leonardo Hercus? mine doesn't sound too godd. leonard was a pet turtle, and i live on hercus. i suppose it could also be Raphael Hercus, Michealangelo Hercus, Donatello Hercus, or Shredder Hercus too though. please don't correct my spellings, i really don't care
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-09-04 00:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mickey Big Balls.
WOW!
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine is then Fluffy Norwich. I prefer Geoffrey Cockshuffler
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-09-03 20:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BIG_Dildo..
Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2003-09-03 19:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Dirk Diggler.
Submitted by UberGoober (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Butch Triskett
Submitted by prezuiwf (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:11:23 EDT (#)
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Mine is "Indy Caruso."
I've heard this before, though.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-03 18:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Mine is Cock Poop"
very fitting
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mine is Cock Poop.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The way I learned it was pet's name + city you were born in. That way, it's Eden Montgomery.
Pet's name + street... Eden Hawthorne.
Middle name + street... Nicole Hawthorne.
Just for fun... Middle name + City... Nicole Montgomery.
I like Eden Montgomery best. If I was gonna be a pornstar, that's the name I would use.
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Minky Stott
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ezekiel Charlton....
not only does it suck in general.....but I am female..........
Submitted by Yes at 2003-09-03 17:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shasta Cerrito
hmmm... i might do myself in the pooper....
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gagmaster P
Submitted by Cathy at 2003-09-03 17:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
following my pet's name i'm Tootsie Fairway
following my middle name it's Elizabeth Fairway
I like the pet name better.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because it's posted before, about 20 times, but so what.
My pornstar name is
Ms. JellyBelly Waterloo
I'm a dude. Guess I gotta work fetish titles.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Claws High
Submitted by freakman (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Buddy Bradley
Submitted by Khanrad (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mines Spike Alley, heh.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're making it hard to concentrate at work, Amy
Submitted by poowalla (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mine is poowalla but you wouldn't get it unless you know me and my friends and are strange strange lives
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hailey Farr if we're using pet names
Elizabeth Farr if we're using middle names
both of mine suck!!
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do what I can
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The other method of your Porn name is to use your Middle Name plus the the street you grew up on.
Mine following that pattern is Hale Lincolnwood
Following your pet name I would be Tag Lincolnwood
Although for proper porn conversion it sounds gay... Tag Lickinwood
-turtle
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you temptress, Goldy
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fred Countrywood
hmmmmmm.....
Submitted by NickTheDivine (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bridget Bennett.
I would be cool if I didn't have a penis.
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ummm maybe.....if you're lucky. e-mail me an woo me into showing you ;)
Submitted by gr8_ceezers_gh0st (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bogart Downs
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:22:31 EDT (#)
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got a link "Jessica"?
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:18:24 EDT (#)
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I've used Jessica in the past. very un-original but thats okay. one time thing. actually, might be a two time thing, rent is due soon!
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Glitter Los Alamos
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:17:24 EDT (#)
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sorry, I didn't know it was that widely known, much less on Uber.
Oh well, Maybe some of the newer folks(like me) will like it.
Submitted by jgirly (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe..Floppy Geranium!
I'm Bubbles Aiden.
Submitted by Master13 (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was stupid.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:13:40 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1054319635431032474
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105076065599231580
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thats incredably old, and there are much better ways to figure this out, I forgot what though.
Oscar Frederick!
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Floppy Geranium"
that's great
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:10:16 EDT (#)
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ooppss, I forgot I had a rabbit before I had the dog....Floppy Geranium. even worse!
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:09:42 EDT (#)
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ugh. I'm Buddy Gerranium. not cute at all!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-09-03 17:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look Out Ladies......... it's Rebel Thompson! eat your heart out