He has risen!!! Our savior!!! (1196 hits)
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Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2003-09-04 14:52:31 EDT
I just got back from San Antonio.... Christ, I've never seen so many goddamn Mexicans in my entire life!!! Fuck man. I had more assholes trying to sell me counterfeit crap there than I ever did in Oakland. These one assholes came up trying to sell me speakers for my car (most likely STOLEN). I was like, "Recognize, bitch!! The Camaro already HAS dope-ass beat, G!!" After that I socked him in his fuckin chalupa.
It's good to be home. When I used to think of Texas, I thought of cowboys, square dancing, drunken hillbillies and the smell of cattle everywhere... and I was absolutely right. That place sucks. Even the chicks are ugly. I've seen prettier chicks on this site.... except for Loren. What a scag. *Shudders*. Fuck I hate San Antonio. I also hate Hidden101, my old arch-nemesis, who denied me the opportunity to beat the everloving shit out of him. I was totally down, but instead of giving me directions to whatever derelict location you might have been at, you beat around the bush and tried to sound tough when you were really saying "Shit, McBain doesn't fuck around. I'd better not let him meet me because he's gonna slay me!" Pussy.
I've been checking out what I missed for a while and it's not pretty. Eggbert has been posting pictures of ugly dyed-redheads, and some other bitch is posting pictures of guys with dicks inferior to mine. Then there's this guy who posts pictures of Aria Giovanni (who, by the way, rocks). What the fuck? When did this turn into a porn site? The thing most of these posts have in common is the uber-ugly/bitchy Loren BITCHING about not having a warning (which they did, dumb broad). Now, don't complain, woman. Do you work for Ubersite? Unless getting payed $0.15 to give Bart a knob job is working for Ubersite, YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB HERE. You probably aren't getting payed to look at Ubersite, so stop bitching and get back to work.
CockPoop and his most-heated Ubersiters I Hate post is rather intriguing to me. He makes his points with wit and intelligence while maintaining his awsomeness. I also noticed an influx of people wanting to kick people's asses over the internet. Yah, you can sound tough over the internet. It's not that hard. You can also call people out and say "I KNOW I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!" because you think you are the shit and that it is impossible for this person to be bigger, stronger, and more badass than you simply because you don't like him, along with the rest of the site. The rest of the site hates them too, but they don't have your back. You act like you're in the school parking lot ready to fight some guy with all your homies behind you. These guys are on the internet. They aren't your homies, unless you happen to know them in real life. Back to the point. You claim to be badass and able to kick somebody's ass, and you call them out. Then you make an attempt to look "fearless" by giving out your (possibly TOTALLY fake) location. Oh shit, this guy's hardcore. He just gave his adress to some guy! He'd better watch out!!! BULLSHIT!! Even if you gave the right adress, you STILL know that somebody isn't going to buy a plane ticket to Bumfuck, Indiana to kick your ass. You know the encounter will never happen, so you are STILL hiding behind the computer, giving the illusion you're not. Yes, I challenged Hidden101 to a battle to the death, but that's becasue I was in the same city. And I knew he would pussy out. So you can all kiss my ass.
Tools.
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-04-08 17:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"These one assholes"
I dont wanna go any further.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-17 14:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...and then he went.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-10-07 23:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With the rush of new users, I'm beginning to like this guy.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-21 13:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It appears McBain has gone. So has cockpoop.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-08 19:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's a few tried-and-true methods for the aspiring "ÜberCunt":
-Racism
-Plagiarism
-Insult respected members of Übersite (works even better when you insult several users at once)
-Attach disgusting pictures on a post without a warning.
-Make a post stating simply that Übersite sucks.
Hell, I might try some of those one day.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-08 18:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You lost yout title of cuntworthyness to Cockpoop in your absense. Sorry man, but if you wanna get it back, it's going to have be racist.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-09-05 00:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
**I just got back from San Antonio.... Christ, I've never seen so many goddamn Mexicans in my entire life!!!**
Mexicans? In San Antonio? Who saw that coming? What's next, you go to France and get surprised when they are rude?
**I've been checking out what I missed for a while and it's not pretty.**
I have to say, you are the expert on things being the ass-end of ugly.
**somebody isn't going to buy a plane ticket to Bumfuck, Indiana**
I'd buy a ticket there just to get a picture of the town's sign.
**He makes his points with wit and intelligence while maintaining his awsomeness.**
Reading this made me think I had fallen into some kind of weird mirror universe.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-09-04 23:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't like you.
-Tom
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-04 21:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This McBain cat is pretty funny. Things should get alittle more interesting.....
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 20:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAven't you said "I just got back from San Antonio.... Christ, I've never seen so many goddamn Mexicans in my entire life!!!" before? I remember you saying it.
Anyway, I don't know stupid you have to be not to realise that you will see mexicans in a city which is spanish named.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-09-04 20:14:49 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA. completely re-cock-ulous. I want to rate it a -2, but I laughed because I'm immature.
-BongZilla
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-04 20:14:18 EDT (#)
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+1 for this:
"Unless getting payed $0.15 to give Bart a knob job is working for Ubersite, YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB HERE."
-1 for saying that CockPoop "makes his points with wit and intelligence while maintaining his awsomeness."
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 18:47:53 EDT (#)
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Yes, obviously this is not for real. It's pretty elaborate though, you have to admit that much. I have a couple of theories about who it is, but who the hell knows.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-09-04 18:32:35 EDT (#)
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I laughed at the idiocy.
God help me.
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2003-09-04 18:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, this site is back in business. while you were gone, every pussy on this site tried to challenge me to a fight, just like you mentioned!
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2003-09-04 18:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yes at 2003-09-04 18:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh... okay....
nothing special about this post... this post makes me think that McPoopiehead is someones alt-uber, but I really don't care about it at all! so... woot.
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes Comment
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WELCOME BACK! We all missed you man.
wow, what a day!!! your back, matt miller is back, i'm here. i love this site! Hoo-Haa!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:01:13 EDT (#)
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Whatever mcbain
anyway, if anyone wants to be in the photoshop contest, post a link on here or if you want your entry to be a surprise, e-mail me at bishopkj.at.hotmail.com. Put uber or something I'll recognize in the subject line because otherwise you'll get filtered and get your feelings hurt.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:51:15 EDT (#)
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"Was that an attempt at an insult? Read over it. It wasn't. Douche bag."
Because calling someone a douche bag is so much more offensive........ By the way, I think you could use one yourself.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:49:09 EDT (#)
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Joe has a point. Only somebody who is on an attention binge would post that many pictures of themself. Yes, you know you get more insults than compliments- what did you think I was going to do? Say "I was wrong, Loren. You're a sexy beast!" (which you definately are not)? No. You posted it only so your minions (with horrible taste in women) could come on and say "Loren you're hot!" so you would feel better about yourself. Yes, you have access to a camera. The pictures you post aren't even entertaining. They're just you trying to be slutty. You're only a notch or two under being a blogger. We knew what you looked like when you posted the first picture. Did you really need to post another? Go back to your webcam site, whore, and spare us the misery of having to see your ugly ass.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for it
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:42:30 EDT (#)
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I'm all fot it still, Loki
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:38:47 EDT (#)
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This reminds me that we wanted to do a photoshop contest.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:33:39 EDT (#)
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"I just think it is funny how you can honestly look in a mirror and not fall in love with yourself"
Was that an attempt at an insult? Read over it. It wasn't. Douche bag.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:32:33 EDT (#)
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look, I'm not one of loren's boys. We've had little to no dialogue between us. I just think she's quite attractive and have never said it. I like that picture of her(even with the photoshopped bird)
Why don't tou log in or get a username, blankman. Those Randon Joe comment are baby shit.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-04 16:27:45 EDT (#)
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Hey Loren,
Why don't you go to your posts with all your pictures. You are a whore for attention. Read the posts, how many comment on how hot you are? Then when someone does go against you, all your little boys back you up and on come the Loren is hot stuff again. So maybe you should do the math??
Personally, I could care less, I just think it is funny how you can honestly look in a mirror and not fall in love with yourself.
Submitted by Nosferatu (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:25:35 EDT (#)
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i hate you by the way
Submitted by Nosferatu (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:24:56 EDT (#)
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ass monkey. i hope you get HIV. Jesus i was hoping you were dead. damn looks like you rose from hell just to have your face craped on.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoever is "Random Joe-ing" this time - do your research, asshole. I've taken a LOT more abuse than I have compliments. So please eat this:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062703932122915851
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-04 16:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Make her head even more swelled"
sorry couldn't help it
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-04 15:56:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:44:35 (#)
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man, you are hot loren
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1045765518522425768
Make her head even more swelled.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:44:55 EDT (#)
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I'm sure the manager at 1-900-ORGY-USA wouldn't be pleased that you're wasting valuable orgasm-faking time to argue with me. Get back to work, ho
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I'm sorry, but thats fucking hilarious. HAHA.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:44:35 EDT (#)
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man, you are hot loren
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1045765518522425768
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:42:28 EDT (#)
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makes me want to do a new one....I think I might just do that.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1059670660992219728
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062703932122915851
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:30:42 EDT (#)
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People don't put the real addresses out there not only because they're afraid of being 'called out' but because it's just plain stupid for anyone, ever, to divulge information like that where everyone can see it. Then again, anyone who "calls someone out" is either (a) under 19 or (b) automatically disqualified from ever being part of the human race.
I can't much disagree with the texas bit, though.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:28:39 EDT (#)
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I'm sure the manager at 1-900-ORGY-USA wouldn't be pleased that you're wasting valuable orgasm-faking time to argue with me. Get back to work, ho.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-04 15:28:05 EDT (#)
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Well, Loren, when your full of shit you attract assholes. : )
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:26:19 EDT (#)
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"I have a perfect record now. My magnetism has attracted EVERY asshole on Uber."
Don't flatter yourself, Brumhilda. You're as ugly as the next street walker, and have an ego almost as big as your nose/eyebrows. If I were you I would stop posting pictures of myself that are clearly trying to be attractive. A cowboy hat? Come on. IS your name Shania Twain? No, because if it was you would be able to affors a pair of tweezers and hook up them eyebrows.
Manfre, she's a big girl, she can take care of herself.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"More like repulsed every asshole."
Right on, McBain, you finally admitted you're an asshole. Congrats.
Insults about my looks, when they come from a greasy, ugly, wimpy, skinny piece of shit such as yourself, make me feel even better about myself. Thank you!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:17:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:15:07 (#)
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Loren, that picture is straight on and I can still see the 4 inches of NOSE protruding from your ugly mug.
Attracted every asshole? More like repulsed every asshole. Hag.
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I can smell you from my house. Whats your point?
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:15:07 EDT (#)
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Loren, that picture is straight on and I can still see the 4 inches of NOSE protruding from your ugly mug.
Attracted every asshole? More like repulsed every asshole. Hag.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1059679948770017070
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:11:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1045765518522425768
I have a perfect record now. My magnetism has attracted EVERY asshole on Uber.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106089987162931384
Submitted by Headfirst (user info) at 2003-09-04 15:01:09 EDT (#)
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eat shit and die
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-09-04 14:59:54 EDT (#)
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Stay gone next time.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1061495337524131042
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-04 14:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about this?
Everyone just always link your own crap version of McBain to one of these posts (since everyone's done a version). ;)
(Heck. At least you'll get some hits out it)
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1059744019485413753
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-09-04 14:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope something happens to you. Bad. Real bad.
I hate you so much.