About that money shot..... (1011 hits)
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Submitted by Anjie <anjiekristeena.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-04 17:04:40 EDT
Myself and most of my friends don't agree with a lot of this story, but I must say it brings up some good points. Personally I love it when a guy is a little rough and demanding with my head while I'm doing him favors...but that's just me. Enjoy
Maybe this'll help some of you clueless ones out there...
Frisky females fancy fornicating frills, but forget the facials
By Ryann Connell
Staff Writer
September 4, 2003
Asahi Geino (9/11) invites six celebrities to describe the method they'd like to use to put convicted child murderer Mamoru Takuma to death.
Spa! (9/9) asks 111 girls to rate their biggest sex turn-offs and turn-ons.
It's a rear-entry insertion. Withdrawal occurs and water is sprinkled on her back to make her think it's all over. Flush with the thrill of what's just happened, she turns around, beaming at her paramour, who unleashes a gushing jet of his love liquid into her face. Shocked at first, then furious, she slaps his cheek with all her power and storms out the door, never to see him again.
Japanese women's sexual mores have changed drastically over the past decade or so, according to Spa! (9/9).
What was once perfectly acceptable bedroom behavior could now be the act that kills of a relationship as women demand more frills with their fornication.
To determine what's now suitable in the sack, the weekly canvassed 100 liberated lasses for their views on a series of sex acts, getting to rank them according to whether they liked them or not.
Generally, women showed a preference for gentle caressing of their erogenous zones and oral stimulation, while acts deemed dirty or painful were shunned.
Fellatio was dealt a particularly severe blow, with large numbers expressing distaste for it, particularly when performed on a man who stood with his hands on his hips as though lording over the giver.
"It should be enough that I'm even doing it for him, but I can't stand it if he just stands there as though he's bragging about it," a 25-year-old tells Spa!
But, surprisingly, many also felt heady at the idea of performing oral sex if the man gently patted their head during the act (but not if he grabbed or manipulated it).
"It's sort of a way for him to thank me for a job well done," one woman says.
Lighting also played an unexpected role. For instance, blindfolding, with 2.2 stars of a maximum 5, was especially well received.
"You get excited because you don't know what he's going to do to you," a 23-year-old woman says.
With 1.5 stars, binding also received a remarkable show of support.
"I love having my freedom taken away from me," one 27-year-old woman opines.
But these shows of support were far from meaning the women felt kinky is cool as being gagged, at minus 1 star, and spanking, with minus 2, were given short shrift.
"I hate anything that hurts," a 26-year-old sums up for Spa!
Many women felt it important for their guys to speak to them during the performance, with compliments on their lubricity or tautness of nipples highly regarded at highly at 1.5 stars.
"It's so embarrassing, it's a turn-on," a 25-year-old woman says, expressing an opinion apparently shared by many others.
Words can go too far, though, with insults such as "bitch" or "slut" among the acts women most despised.
Hardcore S&M was also widely rejected, but many liked the idea of light bondage and discipline.
Anything to do with the bottom was widely rejected as anal sex, fondling or licking were all showed a vote of no confidence.
"I just can't help thinking that it's dirty," one women says, while a 28-year-old adds a view many had that "it looks so painful I'd rather not do it."
In the May 12 edition of women's magazine Caz, 30 percent of respondents to a survey expressed an interest in anal sex, but the men's poll seems to suggest that the women butt out when it comes to putting their dream into practice. Many gals were willing to push their inhibitions to the limit, but drew the line when it came to acts they felt were dirty or stinky.
"When we developed and sold a really fashionable gag, sales were like crazy," Kaoru Hagiwara, operator of an adult goods store for women, tells Spa! "Anal vibrators and cute little vibrators have also sold incredibly well."
If women see some aspects of sex as trendy, they don't mind if they're kinky or borderline abnormal.
Based on the results of its survey, Spa! recreates a bedroom scene that most women would find the absolute pits.
The guy fails to wash before starting, then stands defiantly with his hands on his hips while the woman performs fellatio.
During foreplay, he licks her eyeballs and uses baby talk to ask her to tongue his anus, holding her head to keep her there while she does so.
Insertion could only be called the missionary position if used in the same way to describe how many Catholic priests across the world have treated altar boys. The guy hurls insults at the woman, calling her "bitch" as he thrusts, pinching and slapping her buttocks along the way.
He finishes by giving her a facial of the type she'd be unlikely to get in a beauty parlor, then gets her to clean up the condom he used.
To top it all off, instead of the gentle caresses she'd like, he persistently asks her: "Did ya cum? Did ya cum?"
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Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-04 09:37:11 EST (#)
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I just got laid yesterday and sprayed it all on the face. My girlfriend doesn't love it, but she doesn't mind it now and then. Good for me, it's hella fun.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:51:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-09-05 08:17:10 EDT (#)
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Not very useful information. I could have told you that girls don't like half of that stuff, just chck my scars for proof.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:55:41 EDT (#)
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the problem with taking surveys is that its always a toss up....
+2 for the effort though. its good that women are actually thinking about this kind of stuff.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-04 22:39:49 EDT (#)
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somewhat interesing but orginizatoinally confusing. Better sex advice could be found elsewhere than ubersite. Unless you like the normal ubersite sex advice, which usually consists of "I'd hit" and "that".
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-04 19:33:33 EDT (#)
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-2 for not putting a picture with this. I didn't read the story.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 18:50:09 EDT (#)
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+2 for not putting a picture with this
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-04 18:49:45 EDT (#)
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YIIIII
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:44:35 EDT (#)
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It's a Japanese magazine so maybe that has something to do with it.
Submitted by Mercutio (user info) at 2003-09-04 17:20:30 EDT (#)
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This article annoyed me, if only for the fact that the title of the magazine included an obligatory point of punctuation.