What is your job? (1144 hits)
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Submitted by <wingswest26.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-04 21:59:24 EDT
Just a simple question: What is your job? Or, if you are currently in school, where do you go to school and what are you studying?
I currently attend a private high school in upstate New York.
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Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-01-28 01:03:00 EST (#)
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Im a Firefighter that is currently right in the middle of Paramedic school. I'm doing my internship right now at a local hospital (2 months) then I will be working in an ambulance for another 3 months. Once this is done I'll be ready to rock and saving lives on a daily basis.
No I'm not in a EMT class. I'm in Paramedic school (I hate people confusing this), it is the highest level of prehospital care available. I can stick so many tubes in your body that it is uncanny, not to mention give you tons of drugs and other fun things.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-01-28 00:48:46 EST (#)
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I'm a Fish Vendor. I work at a grocery store and sell fish for slightly above minimum wage. You'd be surprised how fulfilling this job actually is.
I'm a sellout, or, I'm soon to be anyways, because I'm studying to be a teacher.
Anyone who isn't a spy, or an astronaut is a sellout.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-01-28 00:42:11 EST (#)
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i just droped out of john glenn hs
by far the worst high school in MI that i've attended
current ocupation null but i need a job so i can put
meself through alternative ed so i odnt just become
a damned bum
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-28 00:39:19 EST (#)
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I'm a General Manager for an importing and franchising company and completing my Master's Degree this year.
But what I really want to do is direct.
Or be a Fireman. Man, those dudes are hot. They get sooooo much tail.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-01-28 00:37:22 EST (#)
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I am currently your mother's personal Monkey of Love.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-01-28 00:28:49 EST (#)
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oooh mr. private school.. fancy pants!!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:13:56 EDT (#)
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I could say the same about teaching Spanish...
It's NOT "Yo soy aquí"!
Submitted by PetruchioInLab at 2003-09-05 12:04:18 EDT (#)
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I'm a Computer Engineering student at a state school. I work at the Sunglass hut and Dunkin Donuts, and with luck I'm going to have a co-op with Hasbro this semester. By night I dress as characters from Shakespearian plays and fight delinquents.
I'm joking of course. I don't work for Dunkies anymore.
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:56:12 EDT (#)
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I am an actuarial intern working for the same company as TurveyTopsy, although he works in a different department.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:49:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:04:26 (#)
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FOR THE LAST TIME BEFORE I SHOOT YOU, IT'S 'I AM 30 YEARS OLD' NOT 'I HAVE 30 YEARS'".
______________________________________________________
HAHAHAHA So Fucking TRUE!!!
I must have heard that shit "I have..." from people in/from at *least* 15 different countries!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:13:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106216910695530426
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:04:26 EDT (#)
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I used to be a teacher, and I still do teach occasionally, but I'm really bad.
I have no patience at all. I just want to scream at my students "YOU FUCKING MORONS, MY DICK MASTERS ENGLISH GRAMMAR BETTER THAN YOU DO AFTER 15 YEARS OF STUDY! FOR THE LAST TIME BEFORE I SHOOT YOU, IT'S 'I AM 30 YEARS OLD' NOT 'I HAVE 30 YEARS'".
I don't say it, but I reeeally want to.
Then I became a translator, which is much better, because you get to use language, but without actually talking to anyone.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:55:56 EDT (#)
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I hope that the jocular end-part included the bit about shagging a 42-year-old yuk-bag, and not just the but about her divorce coming through.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:53:11 EDT (#)
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P.S. The last part was a joke...
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:52:41 EDT (#)
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I work in the office of Madame Secretary of the Florida Senate.
I am studying to be certified for teaching english as a second language, overseas.
I will be doing that next year, hopefully.
As long as no one murders me for all of the wives I have been adultering with. Wait, I have never slept with a married woman. Only divorced. The 42 year old I banged last night, her divorce was finalized on Wednesday!
;)
Submitted by GonadTheBarbarian (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:47:46 EDT (#)
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I am a professional cocksman.
Submitted by wickerbiscuit <wickerbiscuit1.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-09-05 10:46:45 EDT (#)
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I am an art-school drop out, army reservist, currently getting a degree in education.
Bar tend for extra dough. Fear that one day I might be teaching your kids.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:44:12 EDT (#)
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pimp
Submitted by Jamin (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:43:51 EDT (#)
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Java programer
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:34:41 EDT (#)
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I am a technical consultant to the nuclear industry.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:32:19 EDT (#)
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Im a professional Ubersite reader....
I get paid for what I do and basically I read Ubersite and get paid.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-09-05 10:23:55 EDT (#)
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i work in a cube.. like eveyr other mother fucker here.. and it blowwws....
i want to play poker for living..
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-05 10:16:47 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. +2 for Hadooken's response.
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-09-05 08:40:17 EDT (#)
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Check around a little first dildo.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106192615919791659
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-05 08:40:13 EDT (#)
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i am a recently graduated student. I am currently unemployed and living off the state. they pay me £43.25 a week. Thats probably around $65 to you lot. It doesn't pay for anything.
I apply for jobs all day, or try to, get bored and find myself doing something else.
The last job i applied for was games tester the next addition of Championship Manager 2004 (football game which is massive in England).
I want to get into purchasing and acquire a CIPS prof Qual. I know this will never happen.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 08:02:17 EDT (#)
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Ops and Project Manager.
Im supposed to be redesigning a website right about now...
At the moment I appear to be a professional slacker off and internet chat expert.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-05 06:33:50 EDT (#)
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my occupation is debating which is better between pirates and ninja's as well as responding to posts that have been done over and over again.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-09-05 01:42:43 EDT (#)
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I work as a software engineer developing an online music service.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-05 01:02:47 EDT (#)
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Oracle DBA by day for a MAJOR credit card/debit card processing company. I know, it's an evil industry. We don't issue cards, we process them. So I don't work for the Devil...I just help the Devil get his money.
DJ by night...not as many nights as I would like.(about 3 to 5 gigs a month)
Submitted by Tifferistic (user info) at 2003-09-05 00:53:41 EDT (#)
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I am an Air Traffic Controller who talks to planes for about an hour of my 8 hour shift and watch movies for the rest of the time. Most days I work I get off early. And we have someone go and get us lunch or dinner. Man I love my job!!!
*<Tiff>*
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-09-04 23:47:40 EDT (#)
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when i was little, i wanted to be a sharpershooter for the CIA. that or vet.
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 23:28:30 EDT (#)
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Industrial arts student
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-04 23:28:07 EDT (#)
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i'm a secret agent.
wait.... shit.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-09-04 23:22:10 EDT (#)
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I don't think I have a job anymore. They didn't put me on the schedule this week. Bastards. Also, I go to University of South Florida, which makes me hate myself, because "our" football team is the arch-rival of my favorite college team, the Florida State Seminoles. Why didn't I go to Florida State University, you ask? Because while their football team is awesome, their impression of "acidemic" sucks ass. Worst School Ever.
Seriously. You walk on campus to deliver a pizza, you walk off with a degree.
Also, Gainseville is much closer to where I live, and I didn't want to move.
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2003-09-04 23:14:00 EDT (#)
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I am a network administrator for the united states Airforce stationed in san antonio texas at lackland AFB. I work with hidden101 on Microsoft sms (systems management server) and I am a System adminstrator for my building. Currently I am in bagram afganistan about 200 miles north of kabul doing system admin shit. While I am in the states I attend park university which is located arround the country and I am obtaining a bachelors in computer science wiht a minor in system administration.
Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2003-09-04 23:04:20 EDT (#)
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I am a Biomedical Research Technician Monday through Friday, and on Saturday and Sunday I work as a Certified Nursing Assistant.
I am taking Fall semester off from school to have my baby (although I did attend Summer 1 and 2). I have about 3 more "fluff" classes I have to finish up before I get my degree (Culture, Science, and Technology).
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:59:14 EDT (#)
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Hired Mob Assassain by day, High Priced Call Girl by night
Submitted by Miss_Sim (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:48:30 EDT (#)
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Personal Assistant to a General Manager in Perth, WA. Essentially I'm a glorified receptionist/shit kicker.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-09-04 22:22:40 EDT (#)
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well, the plate on my office door says:
Mr. Yes
Senior Systems Technician
I'm an onsite support tech for a major american auto maker's inhouse finace company's Henderson, NV location. I fix computer for part of the day. get paid to uber the rest of the time.... uh-oh, my techie sense is tingling... nope, thats my leg. it is still tingling. i think i need to go to a doctor. damnit.
Submitted by McMeat (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:20:21 EDT (#)
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I attend a public high school..... in michigan. So... I got that going for me.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:14:53 EDT (#)
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I convert oxygen to carbon dioxide and filter caffeine and artifical colorings out of sodas.
Tech market sucking ballz as it is I work as a phone-slut doing tech support for Fedex.
Career path of Network Engineer/Programmer/DBA
-Turtle
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:07:21 EDT (#)
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primarily, i am a self employed mortgage broker.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:07:15 EDT (#)
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Jet engine mechanic stationed in the UK.
Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:05:26 EDT (#)
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Private school in St. Louis, Missouri.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:04:51 EDT (#)
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I go to Panther Run elementary and I want to be a fireman.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:02:11 EDT (#)
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Hmm. Not a very exiting post at all. I suppose it's my fault. I should have known by the title.
I work in a law firm. Exitement plus.