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Hey Kids, I'm a Computer (4349 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.52 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Brandon Fabish <brandino_the_great.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-04 22:22:54 EDT


I know Hidden will enjoy it if he reads this. The new users may be lost in the dark, but I'm sure the vets of the site sure as hell know what this spawned off of.

Here's a link for the memories: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1055477538893014131

Here's the link to the site: http://www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/
and you'll find all of them here: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html



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Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-07-14 02:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-computer.mov

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-14 01:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This must have happened in the 7 months you were on uber before I.

Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-07-14 01:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stupid inside jokes...i hate inside jokes

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-07-14 00:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YES!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-19 08:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DIE


Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-25 15:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

At least you're consistant in what you think of this post, Ingy.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-04-25 01:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish I had the money to score some WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHIT IS STUPID FUCK YOU nothing personal.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-16 23:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I wish I had money to blow."

I wish I had money to SCORE some blow. Eh? Fuck you, Fabish. Dickhead.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-22 08:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Three more new ones, and a new BODY MASSAGE t-shirt. I wish I had money to blow.

http://www.fenslerfilm.com/movies/PSAsmall/FenslerFilm_PSA14_small.mpg
http://www.fenslerfilm.com/movies/PSAsmall/FenslerFilm_PSA20_small.mpg
http://www.fenslerfilm.com/movies/PSAsmall/FenslerFilm_PSA21_small.mpg

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-16 19:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

USER 6790, show yourself. You abominable, repulsive bastard. I'm calling you out. Review something. Show me you're real, and not a mock-account.


S'il vous plait...

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-11 19:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Another: http://www.fenslerfilm.com/movies/PSAsmall/FenslerFilm_PSA12_small.mpg

Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-03-05 19:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

not as weird as 10863

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-05 18:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

10679 - isn't that a weird number of hits. No, you're right - it isn't, but sometimes I like to write reviews in this post, just to make myself feel better.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-04 21:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

User 6790 is coming. Can anyone smell what user 6790 is cooking?

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-27 18:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

When Uber user 6790 signs up, I will stalk him for being 10 times my greater.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-16 22:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

)

Finish the parenthesis!

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-16 22:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I WANT IN THE FRIDGE TOO!


(I want to marry whoever this "Fensler" fellow is.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-16 19:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hidden, I hope you're paying attention buddy.

http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=video

Four more new ones so far, with promises of more. I can't get enough of these.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-02 22:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=merch

I take partial credit for no reason other then I enjoy the phrase.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-02-02 00:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love those cartoons. They're still funny long after you discover them...great stuff.

+2 for the "computer"

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-01-31 21:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Lisa, I got my first 1000 hit post. It took 32 posts, 4 mos., 25 days, and 21 hours.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-01-06 19:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey kids, I'm a WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

Submitted by Faceless (user info) at 2004-01-01 01:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love those cartoons. They are hilarious.

-Faceless like you

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-12-26 15:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck? I don't understand, so it must be awful!

Submitted by pseudonymous (user info) at 2003-12-26 15:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ASR (user info) at 2003-12-23 01:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Because you're an idiot.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-19 00:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it was this post that made me think of a great scam to get out of the military.

i was going to make them think i was crazy by speaking only in computer terminology.

"hey airman, move that server."

"querying database...."

"what?"

"ding!"

"what the fuck are you talking about?"

"ding!"

"look here, airman--"

"operation timed out."

"that's it, airman. i'm going to--"

"preparing to standby."

*put head down*

*snore*

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-12-19 00:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is the best post ever.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-12-18 23:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think I may, I think I might, but it certainly shall not be done tonight. Did you notice how I couldn't think of a word to rhyme with may? I have to forgive you Lisa. You created the best "worst hate post" ever!

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-18 02:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fabish, post again soon. You are awesome. Will you ever forgive me?

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-11-29 22:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for the update.

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-11-29 22:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck, wrong post.

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-11-29 22:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Anyone can make up random shit.

Making it funny is an art.

Keep trying, but until then, die.

Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-10-10 18:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Wow lifted directly from BoredAtWork. How clever. Fuck off!


Rokinroj

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-05 20:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

was this my fault for dredging this up?

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-10-05 01:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You all bring up adultrous points.

Submitted by Princess_Bee (user info) at 2003-10-05 00:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was worth my time to open? Somebody please give me back the last 30 seconds of my life.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2003-10-05 00:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Negative. Fucking. Deuce. Back at you flubber.

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-10-05 00:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Lost in the dark.

Now go fuck yourself.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-05 00:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AH now I get it, all this time I just thought hidden was drunk.

Submitted by claude (user info) at 2003-09-15 20:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by claude (user info) at 2003-09-15 00:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Stupid

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-06 13:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, i guess if i was a loser without a job and a social, i could read all the posts just like you. sorry, my bad. i'm going to quit my job and burn all my bridges so i can start reading all the posts. don't you see how bad you're making yourself look here, bucko? you're calling me stupid because i didn't know this guy made more GI Joe cartoons because i don't spend my life on the Internet, clicking refresh on all my favorite websites. WOW....

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so let it be written.

Submitted by Yes at 2003-09-05 12:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I concur.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-09-05 07:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Read ALL of the posts? What are you fucking retarded? Go to school or at least get a job, maybe then you'll know why most people don't read ALL the posts.

Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-05 01:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hidden, you peice of shit, someone posted a few weeks back that new ones were added. That should have clued you in. If you don't read all the posts, you miss out, so you can fuck off.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-04 23:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey, IJ, i don't check because i didn't know more of them were being made. so i'm glad he posted this. fuck off.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-04 23:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THERE'S MORE OF THEM???

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OLD! We all check up to see if new ones are added, we don't need you.

I mean it.

Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-09-04 22:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why did everyone find the body massage man so funny?


Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have
very little in common.

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer