Claim to Fame! (1155 hits)
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Submitted by Tartpumper (View user info) at 2003-09-05 12:09:29 EDT
Have you ever met anyone famous? Better still, have you shagged/fought with/bummed/stalked/accidently spilled hot coffee on their face and awfully disfiguring them?
Nearly everyone has met someone famous but who has dont the funniest thing to a famous person?
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Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-09-24 16:24:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-10 12:30:29 EDT (#)
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Jessica the girl from Liberty X went to my school, Penwortham Priory High and she was a complete DOG. Her face hung lower than my nuts. Look at her now though! Also when she was on Pop Idol they gave her a mock interview and she admitted to smoking weed but 'only a little bit'. hahaha it was me that gave it to her!
Also there is lad who plays for Stockport who I used to play in the same school team as called John Hardiker, he scored 2 against City in the cup last year. Bottom of Division 2 though!
Submitted by NickTheDivine (user info) at 2003-09-05 18:02:01 EDT (#)
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I've met tons of famous people, as has everyone else it seems.
However, most recently, I saw the girl who played Rouge in X-Men. I don't know her real name.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-09-05 17:11:53 EDT (#)
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remember when billy joel got into a car accident, my father is a doctor at stony brook hospital and treated him. i was at the hotel at the time and got to meet him.
my mother was an editor for Jurassic Park and i got to meet jeff goldblum and the other ppl in the cast.
i sat next to yasmine bleeth when i was returning from italy
i sat next to gary payton and another sonic when i was like 10 going from ny to seattle
i met and ate dinner with charles dolan(CEO of Cablevision) and Charles Wang (CEO of Computer Associates)
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-05 16:09:41 EDT (#)
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A friend of mine once was getting the autograph of the lead singer of the band Disturbed and he blew cigarette smoke right in the guys face. The guy looked up at my friend with murder in his eyes. My friend ran away after that.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2003-09-05 16:08:35 EDT (#)
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My friend's mom's boyfriend's son's wife's mom sold Leslie Nielsen a house in Arizona.
"I'm no good at being noble, kid... but out there, it's a hill of beans."
"Of all the women in all the world... you walk into mine."
"Kissing you... make me think about your husband."
"You do like women, right?"
"Of course. But you're a married one. I'm not."
Leslie Nielsen is the man!
--JW
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-09-05 15:34:56 EDT (#)
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I was on Oprah when I was 5. Ok so maybe I'm not too proud of that...
I played blackjack with DMX in the Bahamas at the 100$/hand table. He was intimidating at first, but really down to earth.
I've been to a few bars with Gary Sinese. I used to go out with some guys and Gary was invited by someone. We still talk occasionally. It was always neat to watch him 'work a room.' He gets recognized everywhere.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-09-05 15:14:35 EDT (#)
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No fucking way Stanton.
I've also hung out with Wiley and smoked with him - it was while he was filming a movie on my college campus. I smoked with him a couple of times. He kept asking if we could get him any crystal meth.
I also had a ten minute conversation with John Gotti, while he was in prison in Illinois. Don't ask what I was doing there. He told me to stay out of trouble.
I ran into Johnny Depp once years ago back in the 21 Jump Street days, I was a little kid and kind of star struck, but he was very down to earth.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-05 15:08:25 EDT (#)
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ok i have met Graham Taylor when he was at Villa. My dad knew him really well from his Watford days (my dad used to sit on the bench, coach etc). Anyway, he invited us to Villa and we had dinner with Doug Ellis, bumped into David Platt. Watched Nigel Spink, Tony Daley, Nigel Callaghan etc etc all training.
Met Bobby Robson in the Directors box at Watford Vs Derby when we were Premiership. i Also met Pat Rice, Frank Lampard (Snr) there.
I have met Jenny Powell. She was doing the live six show in Covent Garden, we were on TV for 15 minutes. A bloke from Baywatch walked in fron of me at the start of the show and i jumped out behind him and started doing the "wanker" sign, as in wanking behind his head. It sounds better than it was, but it WAS funny.
Also met Marvin from Marvins magic fame. I have shaked hands with Chesney Hawkes, and Tony Blackburn as well as that fit bird from Liberty X.
Thats about it.
oh, i also chased the dragon with Liam Gallagher before i fucked his wife in the eye.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-05 14:59:53 EDT (#)
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I watched a friend of mine shoot up with the lead singer of the Fixx, back stage before a concert. They were old buds and I'm not into the H so it was a really odd scene. I have absolutely no proof of any kind and seriously try to block the memory of the whole evening. Thanks for dredging that up - good times.
Submitted by Gillespie (user info) at 2003-09-05 14:59:21 EDT (#)
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I took a tour of the DMZ with Coolio... he borrowed all my damn cigarettes too.... I met up with a buncha wrestlers and shit from the WWF in the St Louis Airport once and recently I was at this bar in London and I met Kevin Spacey.... I've met a ton of "famous" jazz musicians that none of you probably know.... and you say "well then they're not famous" ... they're famous to us musicians.
I met Bush, Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice once... oh... I've played for the Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs, oh... I hung with some cats down in London that we're big along the lines of movie soundtracks and shit... dudes that played on Lord of the Rings, James Bond, Shrek.. blah blah blah, all that stuff... I guess Im done thinking. It hurts.
-J
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-05 14:51:17 EDT (#)
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yeah, KIT!! That car was a funny bastard. It made jokes and even posed for a picture by turning it's headlights on.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-05 14:49:05 EDT (#)
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It was K.I.T.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-05 14:31:34 EDT (#)
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I got stoned with Wiley Wiggins from "Dazed and Confused" and "Waking Life." I also got to meet the car from "night rider." What was it's name again? Chip or something?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-05 14:20:31 EDT (#)
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Just to be a pain:
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To add to the topic of this submission:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1046199398850229269
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-09-05 14:20:31 EDT (#)
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I work in the Hollywood area so I get to see a lot of celebrities. I usually see them while on my lunch break. The three places I've seen the most are: Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, Larchmont (lots of restaurants), and Grand Lux Cafe (Beverly Center). We try to keep quiet and not do that 12yr old girl clingy thing, but when I met Rick Fox I became that little girl at a New Kids concert, I guess today it would be Justin Timberlake concert...anyway, This was during the 2nd Lakers championship series my friends and I were at Baja Fresh we saw a big SUV pull up, thought nothing of it, then like 8 people piled out. One of them was Rick, we left our lunch and went running, one of my co-workers tripped on a speed bump in the parking lot and hurt her leg. One of Ricks people came over and asked if she was alright, she wasn't, turns out her leg was broken. He put her in the SUV and drove her around the corner to Cedars Sinai gave us all autographed pics. Turned out to be a great day.
Normally basketball players wouldn't get us al excited, but we all had Laker fever at the time...
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-09-05 14:03:10 EDT (#)
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I was wondering who the guy in the picture was. I hung out with Forest Whitaker , the actor with the sleepy eye, a couple of times in chicago. he was very odd and spit when he you talked to him. We dont hang out anymore. he wanted to screw my friend and would call from california but she suprisingly didnt go for it.
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-09-05 13:57:11 EDT (#)
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I once had relations with Bea Arther. I can't back that up.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:44:00 EDT (#)
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By the way, my overseas cousins....
The picture above is of Bo' Selecta from British TV and the people he is dressed up as are Craig David, Micheal Jackson and Britney Spears. I bet you can tell who is who....
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:36:30 EDT (#)
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I shot JFK.
Seriously though, I met Scott Stapp and the other members of a band originaly from my town called "creed." In case you haven't heard them- good. They are total twats with shit music.
He refused me an autograph, I was 15, they weren't even signed yet. I said something like "Oh, I didn't want it anyway, I just wanted to be able to say I got the most worthless autograph of the biggest cocksucker ever."
Something like that, but more 15-ish
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:30:39 EDT (#)
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Mickey Finn - LEGEND.
After hearing that hes just gone up in my books!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:26:23 EDT (#)
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And Im not being billy big head about that mickey finn one, he said the same thing to everyone I knew in the club.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:25:40 EDT (#)
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Whats the name of the Lakers Coach?
I was in LA... I was having breakfast and my friend nearly ejaculated when he saw this coach sitting two tables away from us.
I vaguely remembered seeing him on TV the night before when I was forced to watch the game, and told my friend to stop being such a knob, and go and say hello or something before he spurted all over my pancakes.
He really wanted his autograph. I got fed up of him fidgeting and got up went over to this guy and said "listen, I know you probably get this a hundred times a day, but can I have your autograph for my friend?" he smiled uncomfortably so I said "If it makes any difference, I dont actually know who the hell you are, so its not like a fan doing it or anything". I did get his autograph but it didnt say love or anything.
I also told Mickey Finn "Nah, you're alright" when he told me I could go back to his room. HA! You know the twat then said "you can tell all your friends that you slept with THE Mickey Finn"... I said "what, and have everyone laugh at me?"
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:18:03 EDT (#)
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Thats not actually my worst one.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:17:52 EDT (#)
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Ive got a few:
I have given Nicky Butt loads of shit in a Little Chef near my house after a heavy night on the 'E'.
My pyshco ginger friend know as 'Gaz' thought it would be funny to spit on David Dunns back about two or three weeks ago in a club. Nobody noticed and the large portion of phlegm (which was nasal) stuck to his back all night. In fact he walked backwards into one of his mates and some transfered from one suit to the other in a string like fashion. Quite gross.
These are footballers by the way! Nicky Butt - Man Utd and I dunno were David Dunn plays, I belived he moved from Blackburn?? Momanlad?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-05 12:10:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:49:31 (#)
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Ok, heres a claim to fame...
My sister went out with Grooveriders friend for a little while and I met Grooverider in a pub...
Ok... stormed in the pub shouted "You fucking bitch! I KNEW you'd taken my fucking boots!".
My sister tried to say "Er, Law... this is... "
I responded with "I dont care if you're fucking having tea with the queen. You're a fucking cow. Get my fucking boots off. NOW."
We swapped shoes. I told her she was a shit. She told me I was standing next to Grooverider. I thought she was lying and said "well... its nice to meet you Mr Rider. Im DJ Rapp."