Even More Shitty Poetry (2905 hits)
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Submitted by JWLMAR10 (View user info) at 2003-09-10 02:05:40 EDT
When you're running into first,
and you feel a little burst,
diarrhea! diarrhea!
When you're sliding into third,
and you feel a little turd,
diarrhea! diarrhea!
When you're sliding into home,
and you feel a little foam,
diarrhea! diarrhea!
When you just sit down at class,
and you have a wet ass,
diarrhea! diarrhea!
That's about all I have. I'm sure there are more, but I think these four verses definitely capture the very essence of shitty poetry.
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Submitted by kittypaw <kittypaw77.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-10-21 10:49:09 EDT (#)
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How 'bout:
Some people think it's funny but it's really rich and runny
DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!
Some people think it's cool when you do it in the pool!
DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!
Submitted by governorcommonsense (user info) at 2003-09-15 04:41:51 EDT (#)
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when your lamping a jew
and you nazi boot fills with goo
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-09-15 04:19:40 EDT (#)
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lol, we sung that song as kids. +2 for nostalgia.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-09-10 16:20:24 EDT (#)
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I really hope he crapped himself at said event.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-09-10 13:28:01 EDT (#)
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a loooong time ago, i was at camp, and one of the guys caught giardia. (diaherra from drinking bad water) and about seven or eight of us put together a skit for the campfire show singing the diaherra song to him.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-10 12:06:12 EDT (#)
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When eating a boiled egg
And you feel it down your leg
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-09-10 11:57:37 EDT (#)
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When your trying on a dress,
and you feel a sloppy mess....
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-09-10 09:41:00 EDT (#)
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When you have a vindaloo and you sit down to have a poo. ....... .........
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-10 09:36:21 EDT (#)
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When you're sitting on a horse
and you feel something force...
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-09-10 09:24:03 EDT (#)
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oh that brings back some memories.....
Submitted by Fritolay (user info) at 2003-09-10 06:34:24 EDT (#)
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I made one of these up long ago but I've forgotten it.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-09-10 02:22:15 EDT (#)
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Ahhh yes, "gooey paste."
The words just flow like a chocolate waterfall.
Submitted by itsme at 2003-09-10 02:22:02 EDT (#)
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i think 2nd base might be something like.... when you are sliding into two and you feel it in your shoe?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-09-10 02:16:19 EDT (#)
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when you're rounding second base
and you feel a gooey pate
diarhheea (sp?)
diarrhea (sp?)
i wish i didn't know that.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-10 02:13:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-09-10 02:12:33 EDT (#)
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Just to shamelessly plug my last post:
My last post was actually good. Read that and reply to it, because I actually spent time on it and I'm afraid this post might get more reviews.
Submitted by Gump (user info) at 2003-09-10 02:10:15 EDT (#)
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Simple, crude and pointless.
works for me
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-09-10 02:09:07 EDT (#)
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What's the verse for second base? Anyone?
Don't tell me I'm the only one who remembers jokes from the first grade.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-09-10 02:07:07 EDT (#)
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these are actually clever...well...sort've clever........more clever than the REAL shitty poetry from before.