How Many Ubersite Users Does It Take to Change A Lightbulb? (526 hits)
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Submitted by Fritolay <thefritolay.at.burntmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-10 06:30:09 EDT
Someone else posted an old joke about this somewhere below. This is the Ubersite version.
How Many Ubersite Users Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
1 user to change the lightbulb and post that it has been changed.
1 user to point out that changing lightbulbs is an old topic and to quit plagiarizing.
1 user to relate lightbulb changing to a Maddox rant and call this change of a lightbulb a cheap ripoff.
1 user to post a funny incident that happened to him while changing a lightbulb.
1 user to relate this change of a lightbulb to the female genitalia.
1 user to post a picture of a nude redhead changing a lightbulb.
1 user to Photoshop a graphic of the first user changing a lightbulb.
1 user to write FUCKBEANS.
1 user to point out that changing lightbulbs is pretty ATTN GHEY MENZ, if you know what he means.
1 user to point out that "all you peons" care about is changing your goddamn lightbulbs, and can't step to him because he is too darn goodlooking, motherfuckers.
1 user to point out that lightbulb changing is best done while smoking weed.
1 user to post a link to www.tuesday.tk.
1 user to advise people that, should they ever decide to get insurance before changing a lightbulb, not to get it through Nationwide Insurance.
1 user to post "I IS A NOOBEE AN DUNNO NETHIN BOUT UBER ORT LITEBLBS JUS THOT ID SAY HII LOL!!"
1 user to randomly rate the post -1.
1 user to call Bart an asshole. Just like that.
1 user to post a 'No comment' -2 out of spite for lightbulbs.
and
200 users to change the topic.
Holy shit, what a great post.
User Reviews
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-10 19:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw where you said that this is a different version in the very first line of this post before I made my comment the first time. Understanding that this is changed around, I just cant believe you would make a negative comment on someone elses post on the same topic. Thats like me calling this shit, and changing around a few numbers and flaming yours.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1063141857756226898#170708
Not that I dislike either of the posts, please dont take it that way. I enjoy lightbulb jokes every once and a while.
Remember what happened when The Masked Assailant ripped off "I never saw a man..."? He changed the post, put a new title on it, and everyone flamed him. And that was his first post, so nobody knew he was a dick at that time. Take it personal if you want, I just think its crap.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-10 17:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.tuesday.tk
Submitted by BryantJ (user info) at 2003-09-10 16:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucker..
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-09-10 16:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do the socket...
...in the 'lectric pooper.... WOWZA!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-09-10 14:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY BALBZ!!
Submitted by ThePornoGuy (user info) at 2003-09-10 13:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 user to say "Die", out of the blue.
1 user to photoshop McBain's head into a lightbulb.
1 [ridiculously large-dicked] user to post kick-ass porno links for everyone to enjoy, and still not be appreciated enough because everyone else is a stupid ingrate. P.S. Click my user info, idiots.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-09-10 13:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fritolay (user info) at 2003-09-10 12:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn all you people who said this was ripped off. Read the other thing - it's old as hell. You can find it all over the web. It's generic, it's template, it's standardized. This on the other hand kicks ass.
Thanks apollo88 for confirming that. Also thanks to Otter, because that was funny as cock.
Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2003-09-10 11:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man. I almost got in trouble in my accounting class for laughing too loud. Actually, I didn't. The teacher is nearly comatose, but hey, she's an accountant.
Great Post.
YellowDragon
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-09-10 10:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 Uber user to say he'd do the light bulb
in the pooper
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-10 09:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great!
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2003-09-10 09:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-09-10 09:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey retards, Fritolay even says in his post that he has adapted the other generic "chatroom" version to an UberVersion.
Jeez, read the post before flaming.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-10 09:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's like de ja vous all over again
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-09-10 09:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, didn't realize you ripped this off...
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-09-10 08:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahahah!!!!
good show old chap! you pretty much hit the nail on the head there
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-10 08:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont understand. Wasnt this already posted, just in another person's words?
You got on the other guys post and just said that the joke was old, then made a brand new post yourself. What the fuck is going on here?
Submitted by Prosthetic_Forehead (user info) at 2003-09-10 06:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-09-10 06:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That was kinda funny Frit
I thoguht it was gonna be shitty shit shit shit
... I was wrong
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-10 06:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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