Edible Homeless (506 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.2 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Josh B <providerofmusic.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-10 20:47:39 EDT
Homeless people should be tested for disease then eaten.
The other night I went into denny's the worlds shittiest place to eat to get some coffee and work on my book. So after the waitress gave me a booth this homeless "thing" sat in across from me. And I started yelling at it, while throwing things. It started mumbling something about why I didn't want his shoes, when I told him "Awww your mumbling isn't that fresh out of your ass, that's why you can't get a job because no one can understand your vagrancy talk." And I don't care what people say "Everyone deserves a chance" or "please don't kill people" No, not everyone deserves a second and 1285th chance, also people should be killed, or that word or words like murder and t.v. shows wouldn't exist which all of you assholes watch and jerk off to anyway. So the head waitress grabbed the dull spoon from my hand, this is the best part: the bum almost fell down into a stroller with some kids in it (which I hate too) and frightened their mother (you shouldn't bring your kids into denny's asshole).
I have come up with a easy to follow plan for bums. Test them for Aids and all other disease that can't be cured and feed them back into the system, that's right eat them. And I know the first thing your going to ask "What if someone dies from eating a bum?" I've got it covered, we eat them too, and you for being such a dumbass.
So check this out: No more dipshits with signs in front of wal-mart "please give me a chance, I will work for food, god bless." You know that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard. First they ask you for something without out even considering my busy schedule, then they tell you that they are better than you "Will work for food", and finally they tell you what everyone in the world tells you anyway "God bless". So no more wasted cardboard. Also something that will end: less rapes and murders. bums always attract rapes and murders, because that's their only version of Television, they can't afford a t.v. so why not bring the action under your own personal street bridge (the rapes and murders are usually justified though, because the so called "victims" are hanging around this soon to be thursday night dinner [the bum, for those of you that don't understand]). So leave rapes and murders to higher class people like teachers and mail men.
get a job you sign holding assface, fuck you pig.
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Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2003-11-02 12:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah! Finally, someone's come up for a reason for homeless people. It'd get them the fuck away from my car with they're shitty windscreen cleaning crap (http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106746710463747459).
Badass.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-02 12:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-05 22:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-09-10 20:51:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Some day, you will be in an unfortunate situation in your life, and people will make fun of you, too, and you shall not like it.
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whatever, chip. the only unfortunate situations i ever have are mexicans stealing from me. i actually work for a living and EARN money, so it doesn't matter if they steal from me. i can replace anything i own easily, and still be riding high on the hog, while they are still in the gutter.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-05 22:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm all for wiping the homeless from the planet.
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-10-05 22:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jonathan Swift: A Modest Proposal
Submitted by McMeat (user info) at 2003-10-05 22:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking hate the homeless.
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-09-10 21:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I wish people would stop posting things under romance like this.
Submitted by SoCalCasinova (user info) at 2003-09-10 20:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would have to agree with Joe on this one. Oh yeah and fuck you for saying Denny's is shitty. Where else are we suppose to go eat at 3AM? If you dont like it , you shouldnt go there. Oh and another thing you would eat someone.... or I mean dick. You know that there are alot of homeless so your apetite better be big. I think you should find one that is HIV + and eat them so we can get rid of you too.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-09-10 20:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only problem I have with homeless people are the people who stay homeless and whine about it. There is nothing except pride that stops them from getting a job and rebuilding thier life. I have been homeless several times and recovered just fine.
Sometimes things just suck and you end up homeless. No reason to hate someone. Last time that I was homeless it had nothing to do with being unemployed (I had a job) or smelly (though I can be) or any of that crap. I was just to lazy to go look for a place. So yay for my car.
Don't hate the homeless, hate the useless bums that have to much pride to work at Taco Bell.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-09-10 20:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ya know, I think I've seen something a lot like this on Über before....
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-09-10 20:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Some day, you will be in an unfortunate situation in your life, and people will make fun of you, too, and you shall not like it.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-10 20:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can you say Maddox. This seems EXACTLY like the old people post.