Bad Christmas gifts that you have gotten (1042 hits)
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Submitted by <pyro_seraphin.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-12 01:11:09 EDT
I don't know why it cracks me up so much just to hear about really crappy gifts people have gotten. Today I was in tears when this kid was talking about how poor his family is and how for christmas he asked for a skateboard and got a toothbrush. But hey, at least it was electric.
Anyway, please list some really crappy gifts you have gotten so we can all sit around and have a good laugh. Or don't, whatever tickles your pickle.
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-03 11:57:10 EDT (#)
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Once, Ninjapirate (the only good maddox rip-off) got a bunch of crap, and his family said it was 'the thought' that counts, so he sold 'the thought' on ebay, and only got 3 dollars.
Submitted by sarahbear (user info) at 2004-10-17 00:19:19 EDT (#)
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My grandmother gave my sister and I a pack of hankie's. That was 10 years ago and ever since we have had a game of hiding this unopened pack of hankies at each other's houses with notes like " sarah's house was no fun, we are going to stay with you for awhile" Last month I found them in between my windowsill. The game will never get old.
Submitted by sarahbear (user info) at 2004-10-17 00:19:09 EDT (#)
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My grandmother gave my sister and I a pack of hankie's. That was 10 years ago and ever since we have had a game of hiding this unopened pack of hankies at each other's houses with notes like " sarah's house was no fun, we are going to stay with you for awhile" Last month I found them in between my windowsill. The game with never get old.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-17 00:03:51 EDT (#)
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One time I got a gift of a gun, and I get to shoot you now for -2ing my post. I'm also shattering your 400 day streak, sucker.
..+1 for making my chuckle. But not from you.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-09-12 12:14:34 EDT (#)
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One year I didn't get anything. at all.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:23:28 EDT (#)
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Gramma used to give me 10. As I got older the amount grew. Its at 100 now. She told me that it wont ever go up more than that. I told her she was fucking crazy.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:18:43 EDT (#)
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$25 is "stingy"? Hell, Grandma sends me 10!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:12:58 EDT (#)
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Thinking about it I dont think Ive ever gotten a shitty Christmas or birthday present.
I do have one aunt who always gives me $25 for any and every gift giving holiday. Shes a real cheap ass.
But money is money. So I wouldnt really call that a crappy gift. Just a stingy one.
Submitted by SoCalCasinova (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:06:17 EDT (#)
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I would have to say that the worst present I ever got was a nice kick in the ass by uncle sam to go out and go on a operation. It wasn't even a real war-time situation, just mainly to keep our skills sharp at all times, but fucking christmas? I had to go because I didnt take leave to go home. My family was going to come to San Diego to see me so I didnt have to waste my leave , but little did we know that I wasn't going to be around until 2 days after Christmas...... Thats the shittiest Christmas!
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-12 09:41:31 EDT (#)
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A white turtle neck. With green polka dots. And a wooden fence with sheep behind it around the neck. I was 15!!!!
IN THE GARBAGE AS SOON AS THEY LEFT!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-12 04:49:24 EDT (#)
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Oh god. I was seeing a guy a bit older than me and he brought me a dress...
It was black velvet with chiffon arms that had little gold squares all over them. Scolloped neck line and it sat just below the knee.... It was very expensive, but made for a 40 year old and I was 19. It was truely horrendous.
I remember trying to stop myself from saying "are you fucking kidding me? wheres my real present", and my sisters nearly wetting themselves when he asked "So... do you like it?".
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-09-12 04:07:41 EDT (#)
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Herpes
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-12 01:59:26 EDT (#)
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from my mother
she hates me
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-09-12 01:52:00 EDT (#)
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Cigarette butts? Was it from an ex-girlfriend?
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-12 01:47:01 EDT (#)
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You think socks and underwear are bad gifts?
I got cigarette butts in a rusty tin can last year
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-09-12 01:44:48 EDT (#)
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i once got a blanket. there was this big huge box for me under the tree, and i was so excited...i pull of the wrapping paper...and it's a fucking BLANKET. I know I should be thankful and all for havnig loving grandparents, and having nice warm beds and clothes, but FUCK, a fucking BLANKET?
WORST CHRISTMAS EVER.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-09-12 01:40:29 EDT (#)
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Yeah, socks and dacks don't bother me. It means I don't have to buy them myself.
I got a coffee mug with Santa on it.
Now that sucked.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-09-12 01:30:22 EDT (#)
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hey! i like getting new and fresh socks and underwear!
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-09-12 01:16:21 EDT (#)
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I have to maintain that socks and underwear are the worst gifts anyone can get at christmas.