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Submitted by Tartpumper (View user info) at 2003-09-12 10:13:48 EDT
OK I will reference this post everytime Momanlad speaks:
2:30 - A sexy lady, rhyming slang with 'dirty'.
Boff - a) To have sexual intercourse with
b) To assault someone
Blag - a) To steal something
b) To fool someone into doing what you want, a trick
c) To be confused ie. 'Im blagged by MickGinnys ginger posts'
Twat - a) The female genatalia
b) To beat someone up ie. 'Im going to twat that cunt in a minute'
c) A cruel person ie. 'Dont run over that rabbit you twat'
Bender - Someone of the homosexual persuasion, also known as a bummer, a queer,a faggot, a bum shunter etc
Please add anymore, I know theres loads but Ive been to the pub at dinner time. Dont think we are leaving you americans out, please explain a slore (is a whore/slut?)
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Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-09-20 21:41:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-19 21:59:20 EDT (#)
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bum bandit n. A robber, outlaw or highwayman, who steals people's bottoms.
This is true, i have heard of this man stealing bums in my local woods!!
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-19 21:31:44 EDT (#)
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here we go!!
baby's dinners (ba-beez di-naz) n. Breasts; tits; pink passion blancmanges.
babia majora US n. Quantity of babes; attractive girls.
baby gravy euph. Semen; smegma. Also baby bullion.
baccy pouch n. Overgrown mapatasi(qv). See also pant moustache, bear trapper's hat.
back door conquistador n. An ombre who wears a coco sombrero (qv).
back door boogie n. 1. Heterosexual The ritual dance which accompanies a game of hide the salami(qv) when playing canine rules. 2. AC/DC The theme tune for Pot Brown.
backfire v. To fart; blow-off.
back passage n. Anal exit and/or entrance.
back scuttle v. To scuttle (qv) from the back.
backstroke roulette See hitch-hiking under the big top.
back seat driver 1. n. Car passenger who criticises the driving of another. 2. n. Gentleman who puts his sixth gearstick (qv) up the exhaust pipe of another.
backwards burp n. Fart; air dump; tree monkey.
back wheels n. Bollocks; balls. As in "What a gob. She even managed to get me back wheels in".
bacon bazooka n. Penis; pork sword; the pink oboe.
badge . badger n. Fanny. As in "Show us yer badge".
bag n. Slapper; boot.
baggage boy n. Of pooves and poovery, the opposite of a pillow biter (qv); stone (qv).
bagging v. Shagging.
bag ladies' period sim. Foul tasting. As in "Don't buy Mrs Timpkin's home made jam, vicar. I've tasted nicer bag ladies period".
bagpipe v. To ignore the pink and the brown, and shove the cue straight into the top corner pocket; armpit sex.
bahookie n. Scot. Arse.
baibhe (bye-b) Gaelic n. Rough old slapper; a boot.
bairn's sock, trying to get a roll of carpet into a sim. To emphasise a large penis.
bald-headed hermit See bald man.
bald man n. The penis; Kojak; Captain Pickard; Spurt Reynolds (qv) etc. Also the old man. (Not to be confused with bald man in a boat (qv)).
bald man in a boat n. Female genitalia; hairy pie. Not to be confused with the skin boat (qv).
Balkans, the n. In British Carry On films, a vague euphemism for the testicles; bollocks. Other geographical double entendres include the Urals, Khyber pass.
ball v. To bonk; nob; bang; shag.
Ballarat Aus. n. A fully erect penis. As in "Are you ready yet Bruce?" "Almost there Sheila. I'm nearly at Ballarat". See also Lake Wendouree.
ballocks n. The original spelling of bollocks.
balloon knot n. Ringpiece; chocolate starfish. A puckered gazoo (qv).
ball buster n. Sexually aggressive female; cock chomper.
ball bag n. Bag in which balls are kept; nad sack; scrotum.
balls 1. n. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. 2. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.
balls deep adj. A pork sword (qv) buried to the hilt; the maximum length which it is possible to slip someone; in a sausage and donut situation (qv) the maximum extent to which the sausage can be hidden.
bam pot n. Head banger; heed the ball.
banana hammock n. Skimpy undercrackers or swimming trunks. The male equivalent of genital floss.
banana yoghurt n. Breakfast alternative to porridge (qv), to either swallow or spit (qv).
bang v. To have sex; to shag. e.g. "She bangs like a shithouse door in the wind". n. Sexual encounter; a shag.
bangles n. Most delicate part of the family jewels (qv).
banger hanger n. Pole vaulting pit; sausage receptacle. See cockwash.
banjo n. On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the roll-neck to the bobby's helmet (qv).
banjoed adj. Pissed up; tanked up; wankered; arseholed; sloshed; rat arsed.
bannocks exclam. Scottish equivalent of bollocks (qv). n. Jockspeak for nads; knackers; plums.
baloobas See bazoomas.
baps (baaah-ps) n. N. Ire-land Breasts. e.g. "Phoaar! Will yer look at the baps on that?"
Barclays rhym. slang Wank; J. Arthur Rank. From Barclays bank.
barf v. To vomit; call Huey; puke; bowk.
barf bag n. Sick bag, as found on an aeroplane. Also a useful alliterative insult.
bargain bucket n. An overemployed and overstretched fanny; welly top.
barking carrots v. Parking tigers; to vomit; puke; sing a rainbow.
barking spider n. Ringpiece; freckle; chocolate starfish.
barse n. The perineum; that little bit between your balls and your arse. Also biffin bridge, stinkers bridge, chin rest, taint etc.
bash-the-bishop v. To masturbate; burp the worm; toss; bank with Barclays (qv).
basket making v. Archaic term for shagging, basket meaning 'bastard'.
bastard n. A football referee.
bat's wings n. Delicate alternative to beef curtains (qv).
battered kipper n. Kipper (qv) in fanny batter (qv) often with extra scrunchies.
batting for both sides euph. Bowling from both ends, as opposed to the Pavilion end.
batty-boy n. W. Indies Tail ender who habitually bowls from the Pavilion end (qv).
bawd n. Very old fashioned term for a rub-a-tug shop (qv) proprietress.
bazoomas See begonias.
bead curtains n. Dangleberries; toffee strings. Not to be confused with beef curt-ains (qv).
bean flicker n. Lesbian.
beard n. 1. Ancient Hairy pie; mapatasi. 2. Recent A woman married to a gay man in order to conceal his true sexuality. As in: "Do you reckon that Sophie's a beard then, or what?" See also whiff of lavender, frock.
bearded clam Aus. Vag-ina; fanny. As in "How did you get on Bruce? Did you spear the bearded clam?"
bear trappers hat n. Hairy front bottom. As in "She had a fanny like a bear trapper's hat". Also Davy Crockett's hat.
beat-the-meat v. To avail oneself of a ham shank; perform the five-knuckle-shuffle (qv); pull your pud.
beaver n. 1. US Female pubic hair. 2. Fanny; blart; the female genitals and/or females in general.
beaver cleaver n. Primitive male weapon for splaying beaver.
beaver lever See joystick.
bed flute n. Wind instrument closely related to the pink oboe (qv).
beef n. A fart.
beef bayonet n. Penis; cock; pork sword; love torpedo.
beef curtains n. Of women's genitalias, those folds of skin known as the labia minora, or small lips. Or indeed piss flaps.
beer callipers n. Imaginary leg splints with the aid of which wankered (qv) stragglers making their way home from the pub at closing time.
beer goggles n. Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer. As in "What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles".
beetle bonnet n. Female pubic mound as viewed through tight pants, or when shaven. From the design of the classic VW car. See also camel's foot.
bee stings See fried eggs.
begonias See bejonkers.
bejonkers See bouncers.
Belgian biscuit n. Jam in the middle? Icing on the top. Nice cherries. Enough said?
Belisha beacon n. Flashing orange globe on a black and white pole, named after the British Transport Min-ister in 1934.
bell n. Clitoris. As in "You can ring my b-e-e-ell, ring my bell. Ding dong, ding dong".
bell end n. The glans of the penis; purple helmet.
bell-swagged adj. To be endowed with a large bell end on a contrastingly small stem or shaft; mushroom rigged.
belt-fed mortar Army sim. As in "I bet she bangs like a belt fed mortar". See also shithouse door in the wind; kangaroo shagging a space hopper, singer.
belly flopper n. A clumsy brown trout (qv) whose graceless entry into the water causes splashing of the arse.
benefactor n. Of farts and farting, he who supplies it. Also known as the donor.
beneficiaries n. Those who 'benefit' from the odour of another's fart. The fartees, as opposed to the farter. See also break company.
bender n. 1. Prolonged drinking spree; Leo Sayer (qv). 2. A queer fella. See gender bender.
bend the elbow v. To go for a beer goggles (qv) fitting.
bent adj. Homosexual. As in "He was as bent as a nine bob note".
Berkeley Hunt rhym. slang Quaynt (qv).
berry n. A sexual deviant; kinky person. Also one who shags animals.
Bertie 1. n. Male homosexual. 2. A proper Charlie (qv).
Betty Swollocks n. Polite term for knacker discomfort; sweaty bollocks.
bevvy v. & n. Booze; drink.
biff See bob.
biffie n. Bog; shitter.
biffin n. Sweat secreted in the biffin bridge (qv) area during coitus.
biffin bridge See barse.
biffing plate 1. n. Beetle bonnet ; monkey's forehead. 2. sim That which is flat. As in "Christ! This lager's as flat as Naomi Campbell's biffing plate".
biffon n. That part of the female anatomy between the bottom and the vagina, which the man's balls biff on during intercourse. Also the taint.
big bamboo n. Penis.
big cock day n. A day, quite possibly in spring, the arrival of which is greeted with the dawn horn (qv) and throughout which the sap continues to rise. For example 'As he wrestled himself into his shreddies, D'Arcy knew it was going to be a big cock day'. (Pride And Prejudice by Jane Austin).
bike n. Of women, an easy lay. She who has been frequently ridden. Often prefixed with a location. e.g. "You don't want to go near her mate. She's the office bike". Also bicycle.
bikini burger See hairy pie.
Bill Grundies rhym. slang Undies, trollies etc. (Unlike Roger Mellie, Bill Grundy was a television host who preferred to let his guests do the swearing.)
billiards See pocket billiards.
Billingsgate box n. Minge. Based on a Cockney comparison between fish and fanny odours.
bill poster's bucket sim. Large paste filled fanny. As in "She had a fanny like a billposter's bucket".
Billy Mill roundabout n. Climactic point of masturbation. From the end of A1058 coast road near Newcastle. As in "My mum walked in just as I was coming up to the Billy Mill roundabout". See also vinegar strokes (qv).
Billy Wright n. Legendary Wolverhamtpon Wanderers footballer, latterly immortalised as rhyming slang for shite.
bimbo n. Joanne Guest.
bimboid adj. Appertaining to Joanne Guest.
bint n. Derogatory term for a silly old slapper; a bird; Joanne Guest.
bird n. An inanimate young woman. As in "Phoar! Is this your new bird? She's a bit of alright, ain't she".
biscuits 1. n. UK Contents of the stomach after a heavy night's drinking. As in "Get me a bucket, quick, I'm gonna chuck me biscuits".
2. n. US Attractive buttocks.
bit n. Unspecified quantity of sex, usually partaken "on the side".
bit of fluff n. Singular piece of totty (qv).
bit of rough n. Sexual partner, usually male, from a lower echelon; he who would wipe his cock on your curtains. e.g. Lady Chatterley's Lover.
BJLs Blow job lips, as opposed to donkey kisser's lips (qv).
Blackpool rock n. Dinosaur egg; stool produced (with some difficulty) after necking too much of the Nigerian lager.
bladdered See blitzed.
blanket ripper n. Back draught in a Dutch oven (qv).
blart n. Vagina. Also collective n. Women; totty e.g. "Golly gosh! This pub is heaving with blart".
bleed the lizard v. Reptile relative of siphon the python.
bletherskate Scot. n. Shit-for-brains; fuckwit; twat. Literally meaning bag of shite.
blick See muffdruff.
bliff n. Minge; front bottom.
bliff mag n. Pornographic magazine; rhythm mag; art pamphlet.
blind cobbler's thumbs See chapel hat pegs.
blit n. See blivvet.
blitzed See blotto.
blivvet See blart.
blob n. Condom; French safe; French letter; rubber Johnny. Not to be confused with on the blob (qv).
blood orange n. The arse after being savaged by a particularly vicious chocolate shark (qv). See also Japanese flag.
bloody adj. The perfect sweary aperitif for a "fucking", ideally followed by the "hell" dessert.
bloomers n. 1. An item of women's underwear. 2. Any unfunny and self-indulgent 'mistake' made on camera by a BBC employee which can later be transmitted as part of a tiresome 'comedy' compilation.
blotto See blootered.
blootered See banjoed.
blow off v. To trumpet through the trousers; parp in the pants.
blow job n. Dangerous sex act whereby the female inflates the male's testicles like balloons by blowing air into his penis.
blow mud v. To noisily expel a loose stool; crop spray (qv).
blow your biscuits v. To puke; yawn in technicolour.
blue balls n. Bollocks which are fit to burst through lack of use. 'Nuts like a tin of Fussell's milk'.
blue dart n. That brief but exciting pyrotechnic display achieved by igniting one's air biscuits (qv).
blue veined piccolo n. Penis; cock. Also blue veined custard chucker / Havana / rocket, etc.
blurter n. 1. Aus. Chocolate starfish; ring. 2. A little fishy that thoo shalt have on a little dishy, when the boo-ert comes in.
boak See bowk.
bob See boff.
bobby's anorak n. Kojak's roll-neck; foreskin.
bobby's helmet n. Bell end. From the distinctive shape of the British police constable's hat which manages to look like a tit and a bell end both at once.
boff See bonk.
bog n. Lavatory.
bog snorkelling v. Dirtbox (as opposed to muff) diving.
boiler n. An ugly woman one would prefer not to service. e.g. Potterton 180 upright; Myson.
boilerdom n. The state of being a boiler into which many fat girls pass directly upon reaching puberty.
bollocks n. 1. Nonsense; balls, as in: "That's utter bollocks, that is". 2. Knackers; balls, as in: "Them's massive bollocks, thems is". See also ballocks.
bollock service n. Wank. As in "My balls are blue. It's about time I had them in for a bollock service".
Bologna bop n. Solo sausage dance also known as the Roman helmet rumba.
bomb bay n. The arse; the area of one's body towards which the rear gunner (qv) is attracted.
bone n. Erect penis.
boner US n. An erection; stiffy.
bone xylophone n. Advanced gynaecological term for the interior of a woman's rib cage; her slats (qv). As in "Let's go play the bone xylophone".
bonk See biff.
bonk-on n. Erection, as in: "A copy of Fiesta and a box of tissues please, Mr Newsagent. I've got a right big bonk on in my pants today".
boobs See boobies.
boobies See boobs.
Boris n. Vagina. Term used by females, apparently.
Bosch v. To drill a hole between cubicles in a public lavatory for the purpose of spying on, or making your penis available to, the botter (qv) in the adjacent cubicle. See also sports bag.
bott v. A sex act performed by botters (qv).
botter (bot-ah) n. He who botts.
bottom n. That which the botter (qv)botts (qv); bomb bay; backside; butt; arse.
botty burp n. A burp from the bottom; trouser trumpet; fart.
bouncers See diddies.
bourbon n. Fancy 'licker'. Someone who is good at horatio (qv).
Bourneville boulevard n. Arse; fudge tunnel. Used to denote homosexuality, as in: "I believe he strolls down the Bourneville boulevard".
Bovril bullets n. Stools; excrement.
bowel bugle See bowel howl.
bowel howl n. Fearsome wailing of the anus; the sound of your supper.
bowel trowel n. One of a selection of tools at the disposal of the uphill gardener (qv). See also cheesy wheelbarrow, trouser rake.
bowk v. To barf; vomit; spew; yak; hoy up; bake a pavement pizza (qv).
bowl from the Pavilion end v. To bott; travel on the other bus (qv).
box n. 1. The vagina. As in: "I wouldn't mind getting into her box". 2. In cricket, a gentleman's protective device worn around the undercarriage (qv). As in: "Ooyah me pods! I wish I'd worn a box".
box of assorted creams Aus. n. She who has recently been over accommodating to a number of gentlemen; a promiscuous female with a fanny like billposter's bucket.
box the jesuit v. 17thC. How Robin Hood and his merry men would have referred to bashing the bishop (qv).
Brahms and Liszt rhym. slang Pissed.
brap n. The volume rating of a fart (Bp) governed by three variables;- rectal pressure (r), buttock friction (f) and sprouts consumed (SpC).
Buttock friction (f) can be reduced to zero by pulling the ringpiece open wide during emission.
brass eye n. Hog's eye; brown eye; chocolate starfish.
break company v. To disrupt a gathering of benefactors (qv) by the release of a pungent botty breeze.
breast fest n. Those summer months during which women sunbathe topless.
brewer's droop n. Marshmallowing of the penis due to excessive alcohol intake.
brewer's fart n. A particularly strong smelling fart. As in "Fuck me, he's just dropped a brewer's fart, grains and all".
brew one up v. To be burbulent; to bake an air biscuit (qv). As in "For your own safety step back please ladies, I'm brewing one up over here".
Brillo pad sim. Coarse vaginal hair. For example, a red headed (collar and cuffs (qv)) Scots lassie might be described as having "A mott like a rusty Brillo pad".
brick shithouse sim. Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in "She was built like a brick shithouse".
brim n. Skirting around the base of one's helmet (qv).
Bristols ryhm. slang Tits. From Bristol Cities - titties.
broat See vurp.
Bronx cheer n. Fart. (This archaic term is now used only on whoopee cushions).
brother n. Lesbian; bean flicker; tuppence licker; carpet muncher.
brown bullet-hole n. Bumhole; barking spider.
brown eye n. The ring (qv) through which the brown trout (qv) jump on their journey down the pan.
brown hatter n. One who bowls from the Pavilion end (qv) and in so doing tarnishes his bobbies helmet (qv).
brown trout n. A turd; big job; shite.
brown pipe engineer n. A plop plumber who always visits via the tradesman's entrance (qv).
brown wings n. That honour bestowed on a man after he has completed a successful spell of bowling from the Pavilion end (qv).
B.S. US abbr. Bullshit.
B.S.H. British Standard Handful. The unit by which breasts are often measured.
bucket fanny n. Spacious or roomy vagina. Also Tardis twat, cathedral, welly top.
buffage n. US Men. Used as a female equivalent of totty (qv). As in "Hey girls, check out the buffage in here".
buffty Scotch n. Gay fellow.
bugger 1. n. He who pokes either of the two 'A's, arseholes or animals. 2. v. To break; damage; fuck.
buggers grips n. Sideburns. Also bugger's handles.
build a log cabin v. To pass an enormous stool. As in: "I wouldn't go in there mate. Someone's just built a log cabin". Also U blocker.
builder's bum n. The protrusion of fat, sweaty arse cheeks above the sagging waist of the jeans, common among builders and council workmen. Also known as bricky's crack, Dagenham smile.
bull abbr. Bullshit.
bulldog eating porridge sim. Vagina in the aftermath of sex. As in "She had a fanny like a bulldog eating porridge".Earliest recorded use in Shakespeare's Henry IV, act II. "And lo, do I see that my ladies' bulldog hath been eating porridge again?"
bulldog chewing a wasp sim. An ugly face. "She had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp". Also bulldog licking piss off a nettle. See also welder's bench.
bulldyke n. Butch, masculine or aggressive lesbian. See also stone.
bullshit (Eddie Murphy bull-shee-it) 1. n. Rubbish; nonsense. 2. v. To lie; deliberately mislead; talk rubbish to.
bum 1. n. Arse; poop chute. 2. US n. Hobo; tramp; pan handler (not to be confused with pan handle (qv)) 3. v. To scavenge. As in "Can I bum a cigarette off you". (Not to be confused with bum cigar (qv)) 4. adj. Unjust; unfair. As in "Hey man! This is a bum wrap. I want to see my brief".
bum bandit n. A robber, outlaw or highwayman, who steals people's bottoms.
bum chain n. A rather intimate version of the Conga supposedly danced by those on the other bus (qv). See also daisy chain.
bum chums n. Primary school term for alleged gays.
bum cigar n. In after dinner conversation, a stool. "Well, if you'll excuse me ladies, I think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar".
bum conkers See bum grapes.
bum crumbs n. Kling-ons (qv) which have ceased to kling. Usually found in the bed or in the gusset of the trollies (qv).
bum fluff n. Derisory pubescent attempt to grow a beard. Not to be confused with a beard (qv).
bum grapes n. An itchy, red grape which grows well in the shaded regions of the Khyber Pass (qv).
bum gravy n. Diarrhoea; rusty water.
bumtags See dangleberries.
bung hole n. Vagina. See fizzing at the bung hole.
bun in the oven adj. Pregnant; up the stick. As in "Guess what love. I've got a bun in the oven". "Shut up will ya. I'm watching telly".
bunko booth n. Shithouse; lavatory cubicle.
bunk up n. 1. Bonk; shag. As in: "Darling, you look beautiful tonight. Any chance of a bunk up?" 2. Assistance climbing, as in: "Shit. I'm so pissed I can't get onto the bed. Giz a bunk up will ya?"
buns n. Regional variation of baps (qv).
burbulence n. The anal intonation of a fart; tummy rumbling which precedes the breakage of wind.
burial at sea n. The dignified delivery of a stool, without splashback (qv). The opposite of a depth charge or belly flopper (qv).
burly n. Bum wipe; toilet paper; chocolate shark bait.
burn bad powder v. Of trouser trumpeteering, to light a tyre; emit fysts (qv).
burp the worm See bash the bishop.
bury a quaker v. To dispense with the contents of one's rectum; crimp one off; release a payload from the bomb bay.
butcher's window, the n. Female genitalia.
buttered bun See box of assorted creams.
buttock broker n. Controller of prostitutes; pimp.
buttock hall n. Meat mart; knocking shop; dance hall frequented by loose women.
buttock jig n. Horizontal dance, the steps to which are similar to the blanket hornpipe.
button n. Clitoris.
button groove n. Vulva; hairy axe wound.
button hole n. That hole (qv) below the button (qv) which the button does not at any stage go into.
butt slammers n. derog. US Members of the gay community.
butt sneeze n. US Fart.
bush n. Female pubic hair; mapatasi (qv).
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-17 17:23:24 EDT (#)
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pants(US) = underwear(UK)
trousers(UK) = pants(US)
Not very exciting, but it gets some raised eyebrows when Brits think you're discussing your undies.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-17 07:58:15 EDT (#)
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Haze = Weed
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-12 18:31:57 EDT (#)
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Gooch - very nice/expensive/desirable
Short for Gucci...
As in "see the suit? Gooch mate!" = "like my new suit - you'd like one too wouldnt you?"
or, "Very Gucci" - Very nice. Id like one.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-12 18:30:03 EDT (#)
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My friend just reminded me of one:
Lombard. = Lots of money but a right dick
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-12 18:22:44 EDT (#)
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I dont know another word for bottom. Sorry.
I do want to say I love the way you all use the word Fanny.
It brings new meaning to rap songs over here, and childrens programmes leave parents gobsmacked.
Excellent stuff.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-12 14:01:52 EDT (#)
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"could I get some nifty brit slang for pooper?
I'd boff her...
...in the _________! "
Being a Yank, the best I can come up with is
I'd boff her...
...in the bum! "
Submitted by Yes at 2003-09-12 13:48:48 EDT (#)
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could I get some nifty brit slang for pooper?
I'd boff her...
...in the _________!
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-09-12 12:34:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-12 11:55:32 (#)
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I gotta translate that:
"My birds name is Puff!" to me read as "My girlfriends name is Marijuanna". too funny.
what about american references the british donot understand. We need PAS. Some one go to africa and get her.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-12 12:31:55 EDT (#)
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I just got this one because Im having one at the moment.
No food and too much coffee has caused me to go on a whitey after my first chill out spliff of the day.
Whitey = feeling sick because of drugs
Submitted by Jo at 2003-09-12 12:21:55 EDT (#)
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OK... things I can think of (english of course!).....
Tanked up - Drunk
Bonked - had sex with
Fubar'ed - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition (from the programme Red Dwarf I think)
Wankered - also drunk or tired
knackered - also tired
bit of skirt - female (don't like that one)
.... hell theres too many! I can't think and type that fast!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-12 11:55:32 EDT (#)
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I gotta translate that:
"My birds name is Puff!" to me read as "My girlfriends name is Marijuanna".
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-12 11:54:06 EDT (#)
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I heard "Bell-End from D'Ali G show.
Hearing him explain it was funny as hell.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-09-12 11:45:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:28:52 (#)
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apples & pears= stairs
dog & bone= phone
My favorite word for homosexual- puff
My birds name is Puff!!!
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-09-12 11:35:49 EDT (#)
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the different uses of the word bugger. bugger off, buggered me...
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-12 11:08:08 EDT (#)
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Ahhh Tart.
Heres a list of my favourite slang terms from where I used to live (Essex) and where I live now (Midlands).
Essex:
Cushty = Good
Wafty = bad
Bog off = go away
Pucka - Very Good
Monkey - £500
Score - £20 or to get drugs
all over the gaff/shop - a mess or having no direction/many directions.
gagging (for it) = wanting to do something a lot
Arse:
Arse! = Oh Fuck!
Arse about face = topsy turvey
Arseface! = bum features
Arsing about = messing around
Arse over tit = to fall over
Arseholed = very drunk
Wankered = very drunk
Bollocks'd = very drunk
Bean flicker = lesbian
Bell-end = end of penis/stupid person (this is where I get my name from)
Biffa = butch woman
Bifta = Joint
Billy = Speed (from Billy Whizz)
Billy is also used as an insult in many ways for example "Billy no mates" = a man nobody likes. "Billy two sheds" = A man who always has one better than everyone else. "Billy Big Bollocks" = a man who thinks he's hard... but probably isnt.
Tits-up = gone wrong
God, there are soooo many and my replies going to be too long.
The midlands ones Ive learnt so far are:
Saft = stupid person
Bostin = Very good
Them = They
Day'int = Didn't
Thats it... I can't understand them half the time.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:59:20 EDT (#)
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Americans, is there anything momanlad has said when you just think, 'what the fuck does that mean'???!!
I will try and explain but Im kind of in the same boat as you.....
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:53:41 EDT (#)
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So Americans, take note, never go to London, step into a pub, and announce that you want to go on a bender.
A bender is the same thing, its just the way you phrase your sentence or the way you say it.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:49:02 EDT (#)
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bender over here means consuming major amounts of alcohol... bent means you are wasted on chemicals of some kind.
So Americans, take note, never go to London, step into a pub, and announce that you want to go on a bender.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:47:19 EDT (#)
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Some east coast college slang:
Tag - A) To have sex with. "I tagged that slore last night."
B) To get hit. "I was running away, but that mofo tagged me in the side of my head."
Snuff - A) Sucker-punch someone. "Man, i snuffed that guy bad."
Nutted, nutting - A) To ejaculate. "I nutted all up in her guts yesterday."
Toy - A) A patethic male. "Stop being such a toy and go talk to her."
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:39:01 EDT (#)
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Any translations will do!
Muff - The female genatalia
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:33:02 EDT (#)
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Also it may be different in the adult system, so those are only from "Juvey" as far as I am concerned.
Also, WHOOPS! This was English translation, not felonious American translation. Didn't catch that in time.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:30:55 EDT (#)
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A bit of U.S. Prison slang:
Fly your boy a kite= write me a letter
Flick= pornographic magazine/photo
Shank= a cellmade knife, or sharp instrument. Also this is the verb used when describing the attack. (That mothafucka shanked my ass= he stabbed me, slashed me etc.)
steal= sucker punch, hit someone when they are not expecting it
punk= an openly homosexual inmate who almost always will carry himself as a female would, oftentimes referring to himself as a female.
"You've got life, motherfucker"= you don't know what you are talking about, or you are ignorant of the subject.
fold one's wings= to refrain from stating/participating in one's street gang afiliation (sp) while in prison.
"Flick", "steal" and "you've got life" are the only ones above that ever applied to me when I was in Juvenile lockup.
Like anyone cared to know this? =)
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:28:52 EDT (#)
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apples & pears= stairs
dog & bone= phone
My favorite word for homosexual- puff
Or is it poof? The way people said it when I lived there was like a cross between puff and poof so I never really knew.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:22:34 EDT (#)
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Gobshite = wanker/dickhead
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-12 10:15:36 EDT (#)
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nonce - child molester