as gay as it sounds, sit on a ginsu (784 hits)
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Submitted by providerofmusic.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2003-09-12 23:38:40 EDT
i learned of uber recently, and tried putting up posts that I thought were decent. now after I was rated I found that what I was not only an ass, but that I should sit on a ginsu knife.
it's like when you look down the face of a enormous rock and every bodies jumping in the lake, that nervous sweaty feeling from your fear of a aids infest pepsi can gouging the arch of your foot and as cliché as it sounds, i felt that way after realizing that I needed to sit on a ginsu.
i am pretty sure that if you haven't either skipped to rate -2 or wondered what the fuck this shit is about, your about to right? right, so I have seen a large quantity of posts that are beyond randomly throwing filled condoms at vegans. beyond circle jerking with a handful of razors(including razor), to the point where: you yourself are preparing to sit on a ginsu.
so please, put away your hammer pants, slowly reduce the pressure to your marijuana head scarf's, turn off your divided nations iroc/z car, stop posting and shove a laser cut ginsu knife up your ass.
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Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-09-14 03:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
huh?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-09-14 01:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Weird...
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-14 01:31:35 EDT (#)
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I found this post again, and I'd like to say that you are a dipshit. Please dont breathe.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-09-13 20:19:19 EDT (#)
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im lost
Submitted by Yes at 2003-09-13 12:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just shut the fuck up, stop being such a pussy.
Submitted by wing_nut74 (user info) at 2003-09-13 07:40:35 EDT (#)
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Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-13 01:56:13 EDT (#)
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WHAT?
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-09-13 01:08:04 EDT (#)
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You could actually sit on a Ginsu without hurting yourself, as long as you sat on the flat of the blade and didn't have it turned upwards.
Submitted by governorcommonsense (user info) at 2003-09-13 00:02:32 EDT (#)
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if that's how you want to take it.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-12 23:56:04 EDT (#)
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Actually I take that back... I thought about what I said. It was almost as unnessacary as this post.
Try this... Write something that makes sense. If youre tired of getting negative ratings, and being told you should fuck yourself with a sharp object, try being rational. Or if that fails, try being the exact opposite... be totally random.
This site is filled to the brim with rants, and philosophical bullshit. If you cant take a little criticism, change the topics you post about or just dont post. Dont be closed minded (http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106333337339989813). Dont be retarded (http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106324387681926421).
Dont be you
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-12 23:46:28 EDT (#)
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"so please, put away your hammer pants, slowly reduce the pressure to your marijuana head scarf's, turn off your divided nations iroc/z car, stop posting and shove a laser cut ginsu knife up your ass."
hmmmmm... instead of a ginsu knife, try a samauri sword or a shotgun
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-12 23:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh*