Play football here then. (684 hits)
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Submitted by citizen kained <citizenkained89.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-15 07:28:10 EDT
I dont really like football and then found this. Hahaha this is a football pitch of death.
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Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-19 21:38:47 EDT (#)
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even i got bored with this!! i am with loki 100%. I had my fun with this one and when i was finished i used my wanking spanners to pull myself to an erotic climax whilst ingeniously simultaneously fingering my winking walnut.
let us move on from this....
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-18 18:14:31 EDT (#)
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They wouldnt need to last long. Theyd just step on the smaller players and score points unopposed.
THATS badass.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-09-15 20:29:19 EDT (#)
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Its soccer, fuckwit..
Oh and Manfre, Blow it out your ass.
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-15 13:55:15 (#)
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Only real sports have 500lb men slamming into you. That and rugby cause its a buncha wimpy lookin girls playing American Football without gear on. But they only weigh 200lbs so it dont hurt as much.
I say let a few of our linebacks play rugby against a few (whoevers country plays it) and see who lives at the end. No pads or anything.
Im pretty sure the (whoever country plays rugby) gets their asses handed to them. I think thats when theyll realize why we wear protective gear. Cause you die otherwise.
Id love to see a 500lb monster knock you down and see you get up a minute later. I know damned well that youd be knocked on your ass for a good 5 minutes and maybe need medical attention. I sure as hell would. I only weight 150...
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Ok, these so called 500 lb monsters, how long exactly do you think they would last, if they had to actually run, and not just stop and lean on someone? And, I myself have actually been crushed by someone who was nearly double my weight, Im close to 200, and in all fact, I got up and kept running. And, Im only 17.. Id like to see some under 18 year old americans come play rugby league.
Submitted by Mynameisdavid (user info) at 2003-09-15 17:44:53 EDT (#)
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soccer.... bitch
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-15 17:43:48 EDT (#)
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That's why we lost to Southport 3-0 then. Bloody pitch.
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-09-15 17:11:02 EDT (#)
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Thats Burscough's home ground.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-15 14:39:34 EDT (#)
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So if you're American footballers are so hard, why do you have a fuckwit rugby team? Why not let these 500lbs play rugby then? American football is retarded rugby. Lasts about 60 hours longer too. Mind you, I aint a rugby fan either.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-15 13:55:29 EDT (#)
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Why do you care so much what the US thinks of your sports?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-15 13:55:15 EDT (#)
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Only real sports have 500lb men slamming into you. That and rugby cause its a buncha wimpy lookin girls playing American Football without gear on. But they only weigh 200lbs so it dont hurt as much.
I say let a few of our linebacks play rugby against a few (whoevers country plays it) and see who lives at the end. No pads or anything.
Im pretty sure the (whoever country plays rugby) gets their asses handed to them. I think thats when theyll realize why we wear protective gear. Cause you die otherwise.
Id love to see a 500lb monster knock you down and see you get up a minute later. I know damned well that youd be knocked on your ass for a good 5 minutes and maybe need medical attention. I sure as hell would. I only weight 150...
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-09-15 13:49:24 EDT (#)
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Maybe, Loki, but is he still kidding when...
"Soccer isnt a real sport anyway. Sure you can kick hard and get hit with a ball going fast. But can you handle 500 pound of muscle slamming into you, let alone running into it to keep it from moving? Didnt think so."
Who gives a shit? Not every "sport" is about 500lb people bashing each other. I don't much like Soccer, but to debate it's merits on whether people get ran into with 500lb boneheads doesn't make sense.
Anyway, I'd love to play on that field, with any sport... probably for about 5 minutes.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-09-15 13:35:32 EDT (#)
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that would be fun to watch.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-15 10:48:27 EDT (#)
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don't be such a tool, obviously he was kidding jeez
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-15 10:33:23 EDT (#)
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You wanks are fun to rile up.
Christ its called sarcasm. Besides. Soccer isnt a real sport anyway. Sure you can kick hard and get hit with a ball going fast. But can you handle 500 pound of muscle slamming into you, let alone running into it to keep it from moving? Didnt think so.
Wirey indeed.
Submitted by tool921 (user info) at 2003-09-15 10:31:00 EDT (#)
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"Why the hell do you call it football? Why cant you call it soccer like the rest of the world?"
First of all, its really only America and Canada that call it soccer and why wouldn't you call it football? You kick the ball with your foot. Unlike american football. And yes, I agree, all American football is, is rugby for pussys.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-09-15 10:13:13 EDT (#)
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<sigh/> Not this tired old line of bull shit yet again. This was fun for awhile and in particular when it gave momanlad something to argue with me and hidden over, but please just get over yourselves now. We call it soccer, you call it football, we call it a peace keeping mission, you call it genocide isn't it all just a matter of semantics? What you fail to understand is that when the chips are down, we don't give a rat's ass about soccer, footie, of whatever you want to call it. We also don't give a rat's ass about rugby except for back when those shirts were kind of cool to wear in the fall. We don't care if you think that rugby is what real men play and that we're wimps for wearing pads really we don't and your bitching and moaning about it is not going to make us care. Call us what you will, but seriously WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
"Football" is what happened yesterday when the Panthers blocked three kicks including a PAT at the end of regulation to beat Tampa Bay oh HEALL YEA.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-09-15 08:57:35 EDT (#)
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yup. If Americand saw rugby theyd cream themselves. Mind you, if they saw Aussie rules football theyd fucking CHEESE themesleves.
Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-09-15 08:43:32 EDT (#)
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'American Football' is really Rugby, its just they don't like getting hurt so they wear all that padding. I mean... whats all that about????
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-09-15 08:24:04 EDT (#)
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Perchance becuase Football that you call soccer was invented first numbnuts. Why the hell do you call American Football football anyway? it hardly EVER touches their feet. Your move creep.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-09-15 08:15:06 EDT (#)
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The rest of the world? Most of the world does call it football. It was around for so much longer than NFL or Aussie rules, both which are called football in their respective countries.
It makes more sense. They actually use their feet.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-09-15 08:11:33 EDT (#)
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This might actually make me wanna watch soccer.
When I read the title and then saw the picture I was thinking to myself "Hey. This doesnt look like a football field. Wait. Is this a football field? Crap I forgot. Nah those are soccer goals at the end."
Why the hell do you call it football? Why cant you call it soccer like the rest of the world?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-09-15 08:08:07 EDT (#)
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yes, its football (AKA Soccer to all people of an American Persuasion) and coming from Scotland this is what most of our pitches are like.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-09-15 08:06:38 EDT (#)
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lol,fantastic.
Submitted by banananipples.at.yahoo.com <tonytoughnuts> at 2003-09-15 07:57:31 EDT (#)
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not sure if thats football or not
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-09-15 07:52:40 EDT (#)
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mamma pajama
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-15 07:33:38 EDT (#)
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what. the. fuck.