I'm Sorry Everyone (540 hits)
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Submitted by cock poop <cock.at.poop.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-16 02:11:44 EDT
I know that I haven't been around for a while and there is a reason for this. It was recently found that I have a brain tumor. I first started getting the terrible headaches a few weeks ago. I had a constant headache for a 3 day period at one point so I decided to get it checked out. Sure enough, after some x-rays it was found that I had a tumor in my brain that was growing.
This is a very sensitive topic for me to write about. I now realize that life is fragile and it shouldn't be spent being an asshole to everyone. So, once again, I am terribly sorry for offending anyone and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
Just kidding. I'm in perfect health, assholes! HAHAHA, I bet you fell for it too you goat-fucking morons.
User Reviews
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-09-21 13:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-09-21 13:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-21 13:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, why's he stopped posting? It's good when people get pissed off.
Submitted by Cock Poop <cock.at.poop.com> at 2003-09-20 05:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stupid little dog, your crazy in the head obviously, ya dumb schitt
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-09-16 13:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cook poop is back.. Anti-hero.. i like.. +1000
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-09-16 12:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
loser
Submitted by elhooligan (user info) at 2003-09-16 12:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drivel.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2003-09-16 12:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for cock poops Mum. Sounds like the bestest sort of lady.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-16 12:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-09-16 11:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What me and my goats do is our business.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-09-16 10:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought a nasty picture was going to load up, and the title served as kind of a warning...
Err... am I giving him ideas?
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-09-16 10:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't know who he was.... and when I clicked on the post and saw and the large open clear space, I scrolled down and read the bottom first.
Whatever, man....PenisFecies is an idiot.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-09-16 09:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I believed you at first, because your retarded nature could have been explained by it. But, no, maybe you are really a complete twat AND it's all your own fault. Nice job.
Submitted by Cockpoops_Mom (user info) at 2003-09-16 09:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NOW COCKPOOP. YOU BETTER STOP TORMENTING THESE PEOPLE. REMEMBER HOW YOU FELT IN GRAMMAR SCHOOL WHEN ALL THE KIDS USED TO PICK ON YOU BECAUSE ONE OF YOUR EARS IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER? IT WASNT FUN, WAS IT? I JUST WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THAT, SMOOCHIE WOOCHIE.
ALSO, I MADE A LIST OF CHORES I WANT YOU TO DO AND LEFT IT ON THE KITCHEN TABLE. JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT IT, I'LL POST IT UP HERE FOR YOU.
1) CLEAN OUT YOUR LITTER BOX. SEE, LITTLE POOPSIE WOOPSIE CANT TINKLE IN THE POT LIKE A BIG BOY SO WE PUT A LITTER BOX IN HIS ROOM. AFTER A FEW MONTHS, THAT SHIT PILES UP AND STINKS THE WHOLE DANGNUMBIN HOUSE UP. ITS NO WONDER NO GIRLS WANT TO COME OVER! YOU STINK LIKE SHIT
2) GET THE DAMN ROACHES OUT OF THE FRIDGE. THEIR EATING ALL OUR POPEYES LEFT OVERS.
3) SET UP MY SEX-SWING. I GOT A FEW CUSTOMERS COMING OVER FOR "DINNER" TONIGHT.
AND ONE MORE THANG. GET OFF THE DARN COMPUTER! WERE GOING TO HAVE TO TRY AND LOWER THE BILL THIS MONTH. YOU KNOW THEY DONT TAKE FOOD STAMPS AT THE INTRANET STORE ANYMORE. AND WASH YOUR HAIR. THE DOCTOR SAID TO USE THE SHAMPOO HE PRESCRIBED FOR YOU. IT KILLS THE LICE EASIER.
I LOVE YOU HONEY BUNNY. HAVE A NICE DAY AT THE PLAYGROUND. DONT THROW SAND IN ANYONES FACE TODAY OK? I DONT WANT TO PICK YOU UP FROM THE POLEESE STATION AGAIN.
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Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-09-16 08:35:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-16 08:17:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-16 05:13:11 EDT (#)
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I hope you get an ass tumour
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-09-16 04:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gee, you really had me fooled with a name like "cock poop".... were you doing Yes in the pooper or what???
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-09-16 04:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Having a brain tumour gives the implication that you have a brain.
This we all know is patently not the case.
Thus............
Die.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-16 04:06:09 EDT (#)
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too bad you really aren't dying. That would be the highlight of my day.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-09-16 02:56:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-09-16 02:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A good tumor joke put to waste.
Shame on you.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-09-16 02:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-16 02:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually the highlight of my life is laughing at handicapped people. Pissing people off on ubersite is a close second.
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2 people in my close family are handicapped. If you ever get a brain tumor, I can't say I wish good upon you. You need to know how terrible it is to not be able to move, or even be slowly dying, painfully.
Of course then again, why am I taking this to heart? What we see here is what we in the medical world call Maddox Syndrom. MS (Maddox Syndrom) can be easily pointed out when the individual is trying to copy Maddox in every manner. Maddox is cool, you butchered it. The only cure to MS is ejection from society. Seeya round, CP.
-Tom
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-09-16 02:39:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-09-16 02:31:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, today we get to celebrate the genius that is "DickShit".
Go back to the sandbox and stop trying to play with the big kids.
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I wanna be a big-kid now. Especially if I have to sit in the sand box with that douche.
-Tom
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-09-16 02:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Although this was thoroughly predictable, I... well... I kinda liked it.
Shame on me.
Shame.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-09-16 02:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, today we get to celebrate the genius that is "DickShit".
Go back to the sandbox and stop trying to play with the big kids.
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-16 02:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually the highlight of my life is laughing at handicapped people. Pissing people off on ubersite is a close second.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2003-09-16 02:25:13 EDT (#)
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yeah, you really got my hopes up.
if you died, it wouldn't really be that much of a loss, would it? if pissing of people on this website is the highlight of your life...
Submitted by AZ_Slut (user info) at 2003-09-16 02:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sometimes yes you do rule Dickshit peniscrap or whatever that name is...
Submitted by CockPoop (user info) at 2003-09-16 02:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking rule.