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Submitted by Marcus deLioncourt <Nosferatu127.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-16 20:55:34 EDT


Ii hate high school, especially- (its long and there are typos. so what?)



Hot girls- Oh she is so hot, id do her. I agree. But have ever had to walk behind one in the hall? The girl HAPPENS to be friends with everyone in the school. EVERYONE. except you. So your walking trying to get to class on time, but she is taking her time talking to her less hot friend on the right. always on the right. So your walking, minding your own goddman buisness when-BAM! For no reason at all the stupid bitch makes a sudden stop, throws her hands in the hiar and yells "JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVENT SEEN YOU ALL SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" you go head first right inot her. NOw you have a few options. you can bump into her, she turns around calls YOU an idiot. You can sidestep, hit her shoulder, say sorry and keep walking. Or you can try to stop and put your hand on her ass by accident. Trust me. PUtting your hand on a hot girls ass usually isnt as fun as it seems. She turns around and says "DID YOU JUST GRAB MY ASS!" "No, i was trying to-" SLAP! there goes your dignity. KICK! there goes your nuts. As if that wasnt bad enough, now big bad "Justin" will try to kick your ass everyday after 7th period. AND all her (less but still) hot friends hate you, and remember, shes friends with EVERYONE. welcome to high school.

Dumb ass goth-Black sweater, black sweat pants, black t-shirt. 90 degree room. Moron (UPDATE-i saw this kid wearign these class at the orientation a week ago. he has yet to change them.)

Half goth- He dresses liek a goth, but most likely listens to simple plan on his spare time. Wants to be a goth. But all the goths hate him, most likely cause hes a rich pussy boy. hangs out with the geeks and everquest.

Really short white kid thinks he's black- You know him. About four feet, wears baggy pants, sweat shirt with basketbal team, backwards hat (UPDATE- hes gotten a doorag recently) basically all the stuff youd expect in a rap video. "Trippin" "Yo yo yo" and "Ganksta" pollute his already limited vocab. and since hes so short and stupid looking, girls think hes cute. by girls i mean hispanic girls and preps.

UPDATES


Prideless- Ok, ive seen too many kids like this lately. He is "hot" by girl standards. hes on a sports thing. he would be a macho kid. heres the problem. no dignity. He finds the hot girls, and immediatley ditches his friends to sit with them. Now thats nothing to be ashamed off, i would to. But while hes with them he acts like a complete moron to get some action. talks gossip, braids thier hair (HE FUCKING BRAIDS THIER HAIR!!! THIER HAIR!!!) an dpretty much becomes thier bitch. see also Vampire.

Lucky goth- Tthis kid is my god. Hes a goth by all standards, but somthing about him, i dotn know maybe hes funny or "cute" but somehow he DOSNT repulse hot prep girls. He gets invited to those parties and scores with preps. i dotn hate this kid, just thought you should know.

Vampire-QUEEN BITCH. this is the girl that will find a cute guy, then make him her bitch. he will degrate, then suck out his vital life force, and by that i mena dignity. She will stop at nothign and sees guys as nothign more then a trophy. take off the big tits, tight ass, makeup, all the hings that make her hot, and what your lest with is the last shit i took, but uglier.

Hello American- There are a bunch of Asian people in my school, thats fine. But there is ONE red headed american girl who THINKS she is asian. she comes to school whearinf hello kitty shirts, all her notebooks have like some drugged up pikachu on its cover. she spents her time drawing anime cartoons, if not, then shes watching them. I dabble in anime every now and then but this girl can name EVERY anime in the past six years, from Akira to Spirited Away. fucking christ. Did i mention how white this girl is? IF it wasnt for her red hair i would have sworn she was albino. seriously.

Special Bitch- Yeah i can go into the special ed kids and make fun of them, but i wont. why? cause there all pretty nice, except her(lets call her Brittany, cause you know, thats her name) . She is special meaning she never goes to class and has only appeared for half the school year. Whats he dosnt seem to understand is that she has no friends, and the she is a special student. Whenever soem tries to talk to her, no matter what its about she says "Shutup!" (no that has nothign to do with why shes special, shes just a bitch). There is one other special student who tries to be nice to her. This bitch, (lets call her Brittany, cause you know, thats her name) Brittany, suddenly makes fun of the nice spcial kid, cause she dosnt want people to see her hanging around with the nice special student, lets call her Anna. So she acts like a total bitch to anna, she dosnt want people to know she hangs out with anna, forget the fact that everyone hates brittany anyway, and at least are nice to anna cause anna isnt a bitch. Brittany just dosnt get the fact that everyoen hates her and she has no friends.



God i hate that short white kid that thikns he's black. Math class. I lost it. hes talking shit
"Yo dog i was chilling and i saw L-train and i was like G-G-G-G-UNIT NIGGA!"
I SLAPPED THAT Q-TIP AS HARD AS I FUCKING COULD
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOUR WHITE. I CAN SEE WHY YOU THINK YOUR BLACK, CANT AFFORD A FUCKING MIRROR. I mean christ, where do you buy your clothes? big and tall? Come in tommorrow with clothes that fit you or i swear to god the doctors will have a hard time making sure you ARENT BLACK WHEN I RIP YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!"
He didnt come to school the next day.


Street Racing Moron. Schools over. Yay.
You walk out to the bus. BANG! school shotting! run! No, wait. Its a fucking car. Here it comes, a street racer. He pulls in with suped up blue street racing car. He raises the volume ot full blast. Techno rapes my ears. He revs the car up VROOM VROOM!!! Loud as hell. Oh yeah your a real badass, going fuckign 20 mph in a school parking lot. Then your gonna pick up your freshmen sister and rev some more, SO BAD ASS MAN. VROOM VROOM.

The ignorant kid-He dosnt realize that high school is a place filled with drugs, lies, sex, and "bad people". He comes to school wearing shirts with cartoons on them, a.k.a. spiderman, jurrasic park.

The homosexual- I have nothign against gay people. BUt this kid, who is an open gay gets to sit next to the hottest fucking girl in school, i sit next to him. i cant lean over two desks two talk to her, it be creepy. Damnit.

Witch-My lab partner. she looks like a witch in every way. "Whats your Name?!" she asks. "Call me marcus, or call me fermin." she has the most shrill annoying voice.
"FURRY?!"
"Fermin..."
"FRANFURRTERR?"
"FERMIN!"
"Ill call you FERMI? Is that ok?!"
"I havent been called that since second grade..."
Im at the football game. suddenly an ear peircing cry rips my ears in two
"FEMI!!!" dear god...
"FERMI!! This is my friend Chelsea"
Goddamn witch, as if the fucking nickname wasnt enough lets introduce me to all your friends, thatll make me look REALLL macho.
"Your name is Fermi..?"
"No its M-"
"I sometimes call him FERMI WORMY! OR FERMANIA OR-"
every fucking day.

Slut-Ok. Its allways the same. Some guy (lets call him A) goes out with a girl( lets call her jaime). this girl still has feelings for her exboyfriend (B). some other guy(T) likes this jaime. Then all hell breaks loose. what it boils down to is this girl is a slut. no if's and's or but's about it. "NO its more complicated then that..." oh right, forgot that jaime fucked T on the side. My bad.

Party slut prep- Lets call her...N. N girl is hot, slutty, hot, really fun at parties, has nothign against me, has said two words to me, has done nothign to make me mad or hurt my feelings,and is hot. So why do i hate her? I have no idea. But just cant stand being in the same room as her, seeing her makes me depressed, and pissed at the same time. Do you know what that feels like? it feels like you just swalloed gasoline.



I cant go to one fucking party without hearing that song "Baby got Back". i cant stand that song. and its at EVERY PARTY. i could go to a funeral and hear that crap.that came out when? the 80s? fucking incredible. ANother thing. Why is it that every movie these days HAS to have a scene where some friends get together, sing some really old song by aretha franklin( or hum the tune to the them song for some 80s tv show). What the hell? Did that song suddenly appear on TRL this week? Are you having a siezure? stop the goddamn humming you look like the brady bunch on crack. Britney spears, N*Sync i can live through. BUT NO FUCKING OLDIES. If it was a good song NOW, it be on mtv, whihc it isnt. or ever was. incredible.




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Submitted by Nosferatu (user info) at 2003-09-18 21:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love this post. Everyone i wrote about is real.

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-09-17 13:51:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

All the spelling errors were making my eyes bleed and then this saved your post:
***"Yo dog i was chilling and i saw L-train and i was like G-G-G-G-UNIT NIGGA!"
I SLAPPED THAT Q-TIP AS HARD AS I FUCKING COULD
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOUR WHITE. I CAN SEE WHY YOU THINK YOUR BLACK, CANT AFFORD A FUCKING MIRROR. I mean christ, where do you buy your clothes? big and tall? Come in tommorrow with clothes that fit you or i swear to god the doctors will have a hard time making sure you ARENT BLACK WHEN I RIP YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!"***


Mayeb im blind but i see NO spelling errors there, let me look again. Nope.

Submitted by Darkata (user info) at 2003-09-17 02:03:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

I hate parties too. So instead of going to them anyway and pretending I am better than everyone else, I decided to spend my Fridays doing social work.

I dotn hate parties. I love them. Wwheres a better place to get some ladies? i just hate that song, which, appears at every party

Oh and the MTV comment, I hate MTV also. Mostly cause they only play pop rap and Rreal world. The poitn i was trying to make is, this song died. they stopped playing it for a reason. ah well.

And i dotn think im better then the rest of my "class mates" i just hate some of them liek, the ones i mentioned. How would i classify myself? Well

Idiot- This kid. He sits quiet all day in class. Answers the teachers questions right in class, making eveyrone else look like an idiot, but lo and behold, as soon as the test comes alogn he fails. So this idiot is everythign you hate, a comic geek, game geek, and mallrat mixed into one. A typical conversation with him is

Him "Hey guess what."
You"What?"
Him"..."
Him"Actually theres nothing to guess really, just making conversation."

Most likely to break your tv at a party.








Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-09-18 20:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm starting to think i was a little harsh before, either that or i'm jumpin on the bandwagon, i can't tell. i'll give you a +1, but i just didn't think it was that funny (hence the not getting of a +2)

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-18 20:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"You walk out to the bus. BANG! school shotting! run! No, wait. Its a fucking car."

JESUS H CHRIST! every time i read this i start crying cuz im laughing so hard.
if you were a girl, i'd ask you to marry me.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Baby Got Back, were you born when that song came out? Anyways, here's a pity +1. I hated high school as well. And you have the potential for potentiality in the future. Don't skip English class.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-18 12:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Some guy (lets call him A) goes out with a girl( lets call her jaime)."

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (etc)

man i cant get over this.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-09-17 20:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i still can't get over just how much of an idiot you are. you make me look smart and if you ask anyone that knows me that is saying something.

Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-09-17 18:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

add one part rightous rant, one part bullshit, and another part stupidity(see below) and you get: -1.

"BUT NO FUCKING OLDIES. If it was a good song NOW, it be on mtv, whihc it isnt. or ever was. incredible."

Wow. That's the worst combination of words I've seen in awhile. Good job.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-17 15:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-17 15:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+8 for being so fucking histarical. i was near tears a couple times.
-2 for shitty ass grammar. not 1 or 2 mistakes, more like 100 or 200.
-2 for the last couple lines. the best music, as you will find out, is NOT played on mtv.

Best and Popular are two completely different categories.

so +4.

Submitted by Nosferatu (user info) at 2003-09-17 15:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i SWEAR grabbing her ass was an accident. i have a grilfriend

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-09-17 13:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

All the spelling errors were making my eyes bleed and then this saved your post:
***"Yo dog i was chilling and i saw L-train and i was like G-G-G-G-UNIT NIGGA!"
I SLAPPED THAT Q-TIP AS HARD AS I FUCKING COULD
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOUR WHITE. I CAN SEE WHY YOU THINK YOUR BLACK, CANT AFFORD A FUCKING MIRROR. I mean christ, where do you buy your clothes? big and tall? Come in tommorrow with clothes that fit you or i swear to god the doctors will have a hard time making sure you ARENT BLACK WHEN I RIP YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!"***

Please, for the love of God, use the spell-check. It doesn't take much time and would have made this even better.

**The Bleeding Heart-Liberal: This person is like a Pro-Choice, Gay Rights, Anti-War, Enviromentalist, and Vegetarian all rolled up into one person. I hate this person.

The Artsy kid: This kid is the one that gets all the lead roles in school plays. Takes it like they're on Broadway. Get over yourselves, its a high-school performance of Mice and Men, not Les Miserables.**

As bad as these two types are in high school, they are 10,000 times worse when you hit college.




Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-17 13:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Marc Fermin.

Cuuuuuuuute.

Anyway. Everyone know how much I love teenagers. But maybe something is wrong with me today, because this actually made me laugh.
It also made my blood-pressure go up a few notches, but hey, it's all in a day's Uber.

+2 for making me laugh, -2 for horrible spelling. I can't overlook it, sorry. but you still end up with a "worth reading" from me, Fermi.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-09-17 13:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow. you got a plus 2 from murphy.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-17 12:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

your in highschool. this post could have said the exact same thing with many less words. I believe if you put, "I am a fucking twit" as the post, we still would have recieved the message. go kill yourseld and others like you.

Submitted by elhooligan (user info) at 2003-09-17 12:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fuck I'm glad I never have to go back to that barren wasteland they call high school. Nice post, except for the last paragraph. Yes it's annoying to hear people hum 80s music and yes it's annoying to hear Baby Got Back over and over, but the shit they got on MTV these days is fucking horrible. It is the inexcusable refuse that falls from today's no talent ass clowns.

By the way, save the "accidental" ass grabbing for college. The chicks like it by then.

Submitted by Spite at 2003-09-17 11:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know unerringly how you feel.

Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-09-17 11:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This kicked so much ass!!!

Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-09-17 08:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Darkata (user info) at 2003-09-17 02:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Okay so I am rereviewing your post. I missed the whole part on you trying to "putt your hand on her ass by accident". Now I am just pissed. I thought you were at least somewhat smart, but now I just see that you are the same ignorant retard that you bitch about.

Wanna know why all her friends hate you? Why "Justin" wants to beat your ass?

How about this. START TREATING WOMEN WITH SOME FUCKING RESPECT! And not trying to satisfy your horny feelings for all humans with tits. Christ, go tell it to your fucking blog.

Submitted by Gillespie (user info) at 2003-09-17 02:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and for cryin out loud use the fucking spellcheck.
-J

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-09-17 02:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i was gonna give you a +2 until i read the last paragraph when you started complaining about music (such as oldies) and saying that MTV basically says what is allright to hum or whatever the fuck it is you were trying to say. i can relate in some ways, but i'm not nearly as whiny and bitchy as you. you started off good and had i only skimmed over this rather than actually reading it you would have gotten a +2 but as it went on i just started getting annoyed. i guess you must be the perfect kid. the one that doesn't exist except for you, and who can do no wrong and knows everything right? shut the fuck up. oh, and maybe the girls wouldn't hate you if you didn't try and grab their asses, give them a little respect. fuck, now i'm pissed. i was gonna give you a -2, but since you remind me of myself (only in the way that you seem to get worked up easily and pissed off) i'll just give you a 0.

Submitted by Gillespie (user info) at 2003-09-17 02:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Grow up and stop worrying about petty social groups. It really doesn't mean shit once you leave High School.
-J

Submitted by Darkata (user info) at 2003-09-17 02:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So frist lets get one thing stright here:

I AM NOT SAYING THAT I AM PERFECT AND HAVE NO QUALMS WITH ANYONE, NOR AM I NOT SAYING THAT I DON'T HAVE MY SHARE OF BULLSHIT TO. ITS PART OF BEING IN HIGHSCHOOL, FUCKTARDS!

The problem I really have with this post is that, its the same goddamn complaints I have heard over and over again. I know who you are. You are the whole "Wow, I am soooo enlightened! I have figured everything out! I can analyze everyone's personality and I can fit them into generic catagories that everyone can easily relate to! Now, if you'll excuse me, I am gonna go to a party and act like I don't want to be there..." How do I know this is right? Because I am the exact same way (take a look at some of my earlier posts). So don't worry, you are in good company.

But here is the part that pisses me off. So you know everything there is to know about highschool. You know its a wad of bullshit and that, in the spectrum of your whole life, it isn't going to amount to anything important. Thats great. So your solution to the shallow apathetical asscrap is......posting on some shit message board. Good job, I hope you feel fucking proud of yourself. How about this. Instead of wasting your own time bitching about all the angst filled social cliques you have to put up with everyday....

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, BITCH!

I hate parties too. So instead of going to them anyway and pretending I am better than everyone else, I decided to spend my Fridays doing social work. I tutor children whose parents are either dead or in jail. And it's a hell of a lot better, not to mention more meaningful, than going to a party and desperatly trying to hit on chicks while being completely shitfaced (not that there is anything inherently wrong with that). Instead of hanging out with the dumbass jocks (who I all get to be friends with thanks to the magical sport of rugby) I hang out with the "unpopular kids" (whatever the hell that means), because quite frankly, they are much nicer people and just fun to be around.

Look, all I am saying is that you could be doing a lot more with your time than just endlessly bitching about people. I mean, come on! Get into political activism, community service, or just plain hit the city streets looking for something to do. Or how about this, GET NEW FRIENDS. Just anything but this whiny shit.

Good luck to ya.

Submitted by SoCalCasinova (user info) at 2003-09-17 01:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Khanrad (user info) at 2003-09-16 22:21:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Very nice, and funny! But....
You also forgot:>>>

Skater Kids: You know these kids. They can be sort of like pseudo-goths. They wear shirts or hoodies that say Volcom or shit like that. Listen to Metal bands, or rap/rock. Usually a dumbass. Often wear those gay ass spikes on their wrists, jaket, or necks (Like necklaces)








Your alittle off Khanrad. I skated for 5 years and I was an ametuer for spitfire and Monkey boards. Never in my life did I ever wear "spikes" on my wrist or volcom. You were probably one of those in high school that tried to skate but was never any good , and people called you a poser so many times that you changed schools and became independent. Shit you probably like EMO. -2 for you.

Skate or Die, So Cal

P.S. in your case just Die.

Submitted by Lady_Emily_03 (user info) at 2003-09-17 00:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AAAhhhhhh... this is where Emily breathes a sigh of releif because she is out of high school, but at the same time, memories of these different categories still polute her mind. Suck it up, it'll all be over before you know it, then you can go to your local Community College and see what life is REALLY about. (Man, the college freshman advice never runs out. Time to transfer to an actual University.)

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-09-16 23:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot a category

Tom-Is Tom.

That was easy eh?
-Tom

Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-16 22:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I cant go to one fucking party without hearing that song "Baby got Back". i cant stand that song. and its at EVERY PARTY. i could go to a funeral and hear that crap.that came out when? the 80s? fucking incredible. ANother thing. Why is it that every movie these days HAS to have a scene where some friends get together, sing some really old song by aretha franklin( or hum the tune to the them song for some 80s tv show). What the hell? Did that song suddenly appear on TRL this week? Are you having a siezure? stop the goddamn humming you look like the brady bunch on crack. Britney spears, N*Sync i can live through. BUT NO FUCKING OLDIES."

Solution: Don't go to the parties. It's obvious you won't have much fun at them if you hate the music, so what's the point? To pick up chicks?

"If it was a good song NOW, it be on mtv, whihc it isnt. or ever was. incredible."

How often do you watch MTV, once every couple of years? I only occasionally tune in to see what bullshit Viacom is up to, and they rarely play anything that isn't new. There's plenty of good "oldies" out there that will never be on MTV. Also, I don't see how you could choose Britney Spears or NSync over anything else.

I didn't actually read your entire rant, but it wouldn't have killed you to do a simple spell check.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-09-16 22:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this, ladies and gentlemen, is a Rant. capital 'r'.

do you feel better now?

there was nothing like that when i went to school, and everyone i asked had never experienced that kinda 'clique' shit when they were at school.

everyone should grow up in australia.

Submitted by Khanrad (user info) at 2003-09-16 22:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very nice, and funny! But....
You also forgot:>>>

Skater Kids: You know these kids. They can be sort of like pseudo-goths. They wear shirts or hoodies that say Volcom or shit like that. Listen to Metal bands, or rap/rock. Usually a dumbass. Often wear those gay ass spikes on their wrists, jaket, or necks (Like necklaces)

The Redneck: There usually is one in every school, but if you dont have one, then consider yourself lucky. This kid is the one that wears the confederate flag on EVERYTHING. Its on his shirt, bandanna, liscense plate, even his fucking keychain. Doesnt seem to get that the South LOST!

The Bleeding Heart-Liberal: This person is like a Pro-Choice, Gay Rights, Anti-War, Enviromentalist, and Vegetarian all rolled up into one person. I hate this person.

The Artsy kid: This kid is the one that gets all the lead roles in school plays. Takes it like they're on Broadway. Get over yourselves, its a high-school performance of Mice and Men, not Les Miserables.







Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-09-16 21:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"If it was a good song NOW, it be on mtv,"

I was going to give you a +2 until I read that line.

Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2003-09-16 21:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"...i could go to a funeral and hear that crap..."

bwahahaha... struck me as funny.

Interesting post, btw. A long post that kept my attention all the way through, and didn't try to be something that it wasn't. +2

--JW


Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2003-09-16 21:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

me sleepy

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-09-16 21:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CBawler (user info) at 2003-09-16 21:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yes

Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-09-16 21:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hahaha


g-g-g-g G UNIT

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-16 21:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Nosferatu (user info) at 2003-09-16 20:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey i got a question, each time i post a pic it ends up as a link. how do i change that? pisses the hell out of me.


Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover!

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror V