Uber Reference Material (6694 hits)
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Submitted by Hadooken <Hadooken13.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-18 12:37:33 EDT
Mommy and daddy don't really love you. If you ever come this post as a link from your own, congradulations, you have managed to suck.
User Reviews
Submitted by sway (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where did this guy go, anyway?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you shoulda took a shot of the back of the t-shirt. or didn't you want people to see the big white arrow pointing to your ass with the words free admission?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-14 10:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
omfg ur drinkin. ur so cool.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-04 09:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TASTE THE INSULT!
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sicgrrl (user info) at 2004-05-30 23:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My t-shit! You stole my shit.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-11 07:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
People like this actually exist!!
Imagine him trying to be aggressive, f'ing funny.
also,
"If you ever come this post as a link from your own, congradulations"
"yes, i come this like from my own. i like much yes, then ok"
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-05-10 22:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a fag!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! huh.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-01 18:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hee hee! Eminem when he's short on sleep!
Submitted by Danny at 2004-03-26 19:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I didn't come here to get flipped off, I want to find a way commit harry carry without use of drugs or running in front of a car/truck.
If I wanted flipped off, I'd cause trouble with someone, so just stick your little finger where the sun doesn't shine!
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-07 22:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the shirt.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-12-15 09:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my love, my hadooken
where has Providence born you?
[single tear falls from eye]
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-12-12 21:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Those sure are shiny pants, fairy queen.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2003-11-29 21:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice tight pants.
Can you breathe?
Submitted by Stupac (user info) at 2003-11-29 12:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congra<U>t</U>ulations, you stupid fuck. Spell check, anyone? Oh, wait, I'm just a stupid sixteen year old and I can spell. Dumbass.
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2003-11-20 02:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1068112860204531419
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-13 07:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice pants, you fucking tool.
Submitted by Brad <chicken_sandwhich_11.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-10-30 21:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
amazing
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-25 21:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes you do
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065378545878925842
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-25 21:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goddamn i kick ass
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065616249310222413
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have it bookmarked, all i gotta do is right click it, and goto properties. There its already selected and primed for a good day of copy-paste excitement.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know, as often as I have seen this link flying around, I gotta ask...
When you login to Uber, do you already have the hyperlink to here clipboarded so you can just speedpaste it with Cntrl + V ?
Submitted by Aikohana666 (user info) at 2003-10-16 23:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you look shit faced,were you drunk when you took that? I am so suprised you damn camra didnt break. Nice shirt, I got the same one in a small.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-16 07:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My picture is still easier to look at than your shitty, shitty posts. Die a painful death.
Submitted by Aikohana666 (user info) at 2003-10-16 05:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy Fucking Shit your ugly. I am sccared for life...again...great.
Submitted by Baddog (user info) at 2003-10-07 03:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmm... looks familiar....
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1052690407606423311
Submitted by werdmaster (user info) at 2003-10-07 00:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Hadooken- you look like a DICK without balls, guess you should casterate your self to even it out, biatch.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-10-06 19:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hadooken, seriously you're quickly becoming my favorite posters on uber. the sheer greatness
of this picture can not be explained by words alone. fucking awesome! +2 nigga.
-BongZilla
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-05 20:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
resemblance?
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106539834373757796
Submitted by poop_monkey (user info) at 2003-10-05 16:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the exact same shirt :-D but my sister is -borrowing- it. :-|
(:(|)
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2003-10-04 10:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for fuck's sake, its mo moland with blonde hair and no dick
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks, good arguing with you this evening.
Submitted by badassmofo <badassmofo.at.badassmofo.com> at 2003-10-02 17:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cool. you're not so bad after all. even if you have weird pants.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cant say i have ever heard that one. I do enjoy a good argument though.
Submitted by badassmofo <weallwin.at.badassmofo.com> at 2003-10-02 17:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
have you ever heard that
arguing on the internet
is like wearing a condom when you beat off?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that what you are trying for?
Submitted by badassmofo <teehee.at.teehee.com> at 2003-10-02 16:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bada bing, dude.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-02 16:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no shit you said it first. I threw it back out of spite. I'm glad your enjoying this argument because I am. Your keeping my thread going. Maybe if we keep it up, you will have me on the most heated list.
Submitted by badassmofo <youcanbeonetoo.at.hadookensux.com> at 2003-10-02 16:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahahahaha. i said boy first, lew zah. and yes i am a clown. isn't it a joyful thing?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-02 16:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny. I wont go away easy either. "badassmofo" I'm sure you really are just that you tough talking clown. Go ahead and live out your fantasy on this website of being a badass. Boy.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-10-02 16:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
badassmofo rocks!
You better watch out Hadooken, he might tell his mommy.
Submitted by badassmofo <hadookenhasabighead@hisheadisl> at 2003-10-02 16:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
finished? no. i am having fun messing with your pea brain. asshole is as asshole does, boy.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-02 16:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who am I to call what sucks? Its all a matter of opinion asshole. I think it sucks I minus 2 it. Not everybody else has to agree with me, but to me it still sucks, and so do you. Are you done bothering me yet?
Submitted by badassmofo <badassmofo.at.eatturds.com> at 2003-10-02 16:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and just who the hell do you think you are to make the call about who sucks, who doesn't?
why don't you join the Icy Hot Stunnaz. you're in their league.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-02 16:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not self absorbed. I just like to keep things balanced. I dont see why my rating should suffer because somebody else is a fucktard. And if I am self absorbed, so what. Who are you to say its a bad thing? As far as assuming goes, that was the whole purpose of this post. Trust me, there are PLENTY of links out there pointing to it as well.
I know I am my own biggest fan, and I have no problem with that.
Submitted by badassmofo <badassmofo.at.takeahike.com> at 2003-10-02 16:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did not get sent to this finger post by a link from another post, shyte-fer-brains. I was merely browsing other posts and was curious about your link. As usual, you assume too much. And you only continue to counter what I post in order to negate my -2. How utterly self absorbed.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-02 16:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh no! I spelled a word wrong. Everybody stop what they are doing and tell me what a fat, ugly, stupid idiot I am. Then when you are done doing that, feel free to check out any of badassmofos quality posts and then go into a coma or shit a lung.
By the way, I like what you did to your e-mail address, its nice we all have goals and dreams, but this isn't disney and I dont believe in happy endings. You will never amount to shit.
Submitted by badassmofo <badassmofo.at.beatshadooken.com> at 2003-10-02 16:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bow to your superior intellect. Now learn how to spell "congratulations" correctly, dimwit.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-02 16:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner. badassmofo has won the most clever gradeschool style insult. Dont be pissed because your post sucked so bad you got linked here. It wouldnt have happened if you had something intelligent to say. But judging by your replies, you have nothing. So to save yourself future embarassment and me the rest of us the effort of telling you how back you suck, just fuck off. Everybody wins.
Submitted by badassmofo <badassmofo.at.badassmofo.com> at 2003-10-02 15:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd never cry over a pussy like you. I don't think anybody would. Maybe your boyfriend would cry if you stopped pumping your mini wang into him. Maybe.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-02 14:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo <badassmofo.at.badassmofo.com> at 2003-10-02 14:44:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Do I can if some asinine numbskull gives me the finger? No, I sure don't. Take your own advice, buttmunch.
looks like somebody was linked here from his own post and is pissed because he sucks. Dont cry, it will all be ok someday.
Submitted by badassmofo <badassmofo.at.badassmofo.com> at 2003-10-02 14:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do I can if some asinine numbskull gives me the finger? No, I sure don't. Take your own advice, buttmunch.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-02 14:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never noticed how cool those pants were until now.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-02 14:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you look like a ten year old fat ugly fuck, mwahaha
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-30 01:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck you, you fuckin' fuck!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-30 01:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
How old are you? Are those the pants you wear when you make-believe you're Buzz Lightyear?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-09-28 14:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
never have children.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-28 14:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice trousers. I always wanted a pair of reflective, purpley, space corduroy slacks. To finish of the devilshly sexy coiture you are wearing a plain black t-shirt with "fuck off you fuck" written on it. Couple this tableau vivant of sophisticate swank with the bottle of "blue nun" and one finger salutation and we have what appears to be Mr. America. A picture of angst and confusion.
"day do doe don't day doe" Scouser 2002
Submitted by heatherm (user info) at 2003-09-28 14:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to smoosh your fucking head. It's kinda cute.. and smooshable.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-09-24 07:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He DOES kinda look like streetpunkis ugly sister. and streetpunk looks like fred dursts gay brother. Man., you got the shitty end of the stick, didnt ya boy?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-23 17:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes thats a beer. and yes this was lazy. but no, i really dont care.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-23 17:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1064346147240129630
Fuck-bolt. Nice touch.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-23 17:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106435037327710010
;)
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-23 17:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That better be a bottle of beer in your hand!
I like this. I like all of these kinds of posts.
They are a tad on the lazy side, but hey - Im all for time management.
The man hours to be saved from doing this are astounding Im sure...
I would do one myself, but Im not up for posting pics.
Might do one of my lizard who has a stump instead of a front er... "paw"... "hand"... "claw" whatever - never did know what it was.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-23 16:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah and i will be sure to click on your shitty link delay. you fuck-bolt, when have you ever said or done anything of worth? not just on uber, but in your whole life. never? thought so. just end it all.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-23 16:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's only 1 'd' in alleged, you catheter.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-23 16:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CongraDulations pubis sheep wig, you've managed to look like Streetpunks ugly sister. This is me testing my alledged right to -2.
CongraTulations, you get linked back whence this shit came.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1064346147240129630
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-23 16:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look twelve.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-23 16:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1063903053153331679
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-21 08:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very funny, flavor of the week. Post something worthwhile then maybe I will expend the energy of a creative minus two in your direction.
Submitted by Scoobiedoopi (user info) at 2003-09-21 08:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy shit that ain't right did ut hurt when you fell fell from that tree....wait what was that?...Oh you didn't fall from a tree you were born that way? If my kid was that ugly I'd beat myself.
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2003-09-20 01:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone else think he looks like Eminem with down syndrom?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-20 01:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lovely spelling, adds a personal touch to it. Gives off the feeling that you truly are the dumbfuck you sound like.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-09-19 16:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think his 'trousers' are board shorts.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2003-09-19 16:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What? No one has mentioned wanting to do him in the pooper...yet.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-09-19 08:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
those are the gheyist trousers Ive ever seen.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-09-19 06:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you a lesbian?
Submitted by phormaggio (user info) at 2003-09-19 00:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck kind of pants is he wearing? he looks like a white mc hammer
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-18 15:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
indianocean: I have asked you again and again, what is your first language? Surely not English...
Hadooken- Every fucking time I see your name, I swear I either catch myself mumbling HADOOKEN HADOOKEN, or at least my mind flashes back to SF2Turbo.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-09-18 15:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well.. you have low self steem.. i can see from the way you have you head bending down a little bit and look bit scared by your eyes.. it's a commmon problem with most ppl (low selfsteem that is). You'll be ok if you stop wearing that shitty T-shirt or not. +9
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-18 14:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lauren is the feminine spelling.
Everybody misspells my name.
My parents like unique names. Mine is pretty run of the mill in comparison to some of my siblings...
They named me after an author they adore, Loren Eisley.
The masculine spelling of my name did manage to get me on the governments list to sign up for the draft. I wrote them finally when I was 14 or 15 years old and explained that I was a female. They finally stopped sending me notices... I'm babbling. I'll stop.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry about that. i am one misspelling motherfucker today
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and +2 for the t-shirt. I've seen that one before, but never actually on someone.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The guy w/the guitar? Wasn't that Hidden?
Hadook - I didn't realize that. Oh... you were talking to me right? "Loren" - I wasn't sure, "lauren" could have been a new poster I wasn't aware of :-) I'm such a pain, I know...
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, that kid gots lots of chins
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106390669291768889
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:01:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
are you an oompa loompa?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Watch out:
"He got a custom- continental, he got an El Dorado too. He got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun, he got a razor in his shoe."
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
actually now that i think of it this idea was done many times already. the best one was the photo of the guy with the guitar flipping the camera off. anyone got link to that one?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry about that lauren. But how ironic is that when i clicked on your link, i was the last person to review it?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice pants.
ATTN GHEY MENS!!!!
I know its taboo and the most overused expression of uberpast, but it was neseccary.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you stoleded my idear... actually, it was Maddox's originally. But fuckit. I don't care.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1045765518522425768
Good pic.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A down syndrome Marshall Mathers.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-09-18 13:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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are you an oompa loompa?
http://www.lvcandymania.com/images/funny%20clip%20art/hitoompa.jpeg
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-18 12:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am going to use this for stuff I minus 2 and dont have anything exceptionally brutal to say. As far as the fireball and the hadooken, i'm sure your computer came with paint. Feel free to fuck with this, my feelings wont be hurt.
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-09-18 12:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"If you ever come this post as a link from your own,"
...huh?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-09-18 12:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The only thing I can say is: You have the same haircolor as me.
Here's to melenoma!
-Tom
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-18 12:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm 21. My face does defy age, people tell me all the time I look like a teenager. I dont normally plus 2 myself, but I deserve it today!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-18 12:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now only if you had taken this photo into paint and added a fireball coming from your hands, with "Hadooken, Hadooken" coming out of your mouth!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-18 12:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(+2) because I bought the same shirt in New Orleans!
How old are you? Your face defies age.