Damn Logistics! (390 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.1 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Ryan Smith <rjt_84.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-19 16:08:19 EDT
She could make the sandwhich on the floor; but then you don't know what you're eating. You could sit on the counter, but then she'd have to make the sandwhich next to you; it would probably turn out pretty poorly.
The dream: fellatio while she makes me a sandwhich.
the problem: logistics
I mean, every guy with a well trained women gets his sandwhich and his BJ at some point during the night, and every guy with a heavy hand probably gets it twice; but wouldn't it be incredible to have her multitask? It would give her more time to wash clothes, clean the house, and wax your car.
Maybe a specialized stool? An intricate mirror set-up? I'lll keep you guys updated.
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-20 00:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should die.
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-09-20 00:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gotta agree with murph here... "Logistics" LOOKS work safe. Good thing the monitor I'm on isn't big enough that the whole thing shows...
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2003-09-19 19:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sit on the counter, then have her make it on a shelf under the counter.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-09-19 18:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll be gone in a week. I've made a note to ignore you.
Submitted by MagnificentRyan (user info) at 2003-09-19 18:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaaha. i think i got some bitter old bastard fired. Don't bitch at me because you don't have enough sense to realize what's going on around you, like a boss over your shoulder. I work 5 days a week and am a fulltime student, but you can go on assuming you're the only one that knows what having a job is like.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-09-19 18:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dog is right... you shouldn't post again.. but i agree with BJ and blowjob
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-09-19 18:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This site is linked to boredatwork.com. For smart people, that means that a lot of people who come here are, you guessed it, bored at work.
Pay attention to that last word, fucko.
Now, I'm sure you're just some spoiled little shit living with his parents with free-everything but let me tell you something. In the real world, people have to drag themselves out of bed and face some dreadful job. This pays for things that you don't need to worry about.
While at work, just so you know, there are high-ranking ass-kissers otherwise known as bosses. Bosses see a women on her knees sucking some guy off and they wonder.
And they fire.
Get a clue you fucking idiot. Never post again.
Submitted by HolyTurnip (user info) at 2003-09-19 17:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That man has a short penis.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-19 16:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! You're gonna geeeeeeeeeeet iiiiiit!
If I can find a guy who can 'perform' for me while cleaning my house, sure, I'll be one sandwich-making bj'ing fool.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-09-19 16:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
interesting, although i prefer to eat my sandwhich off her back as i do her...
in the pooper! ARRRRGG!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2003-09-19 16:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can i get that on rye?
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-19 16:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can already see how many people are going to kill you for this.