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Submitted by <antiflag248.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-20 17:08:46 EDT
Post #1: "The Day the Earth Rotated Twice (Fiction)"
Sean and John were facing two criminals. The criminals had made tons of robberies and had yet to be caught. The criminals held guns to John and Sean, and John began to cry.
Sean - "John, don't let them see you down."
*One criminal shots John in the arm and John's face falls into Sean's lap*
Sean - "I should have said don't let them see you going down on me."
The crimals then dropped the guns, took John to the hospital, and turned themselves in with all the things they stole.
The joke became globally known, world peace began and world hunger stopped.
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Post #2 "Photosynthesis"
fa da fa fa fa dow
(Dave on lead)
the sun sends rays
travelling through outer space
photons of light
that feed the humnan race
the solar thrill
that turns on chlorophyll
the nourishing kiss
of photosynthesis
to create this extacy
let's use this recipe
add water to light
an electron takes flight
and oxygen is set free
the result is ATP
that's how plants store energy
real cooking begins
when CO2 comes in
it's a sugar factory
fa da fa fa fa dow
plants and trees
are the base of a hierarchy
the rest of us too
live off this chemistry
yes even beef
starts off from a leaf
life's secret is this:
photosynthesis
photosynthesis helps to clear
carbon from the atmosphere
it takes co2 in
releases oxygen
photosynthesis helps to clear
carbon from the atmosphere
it takes co2 in
releases oxygen
fa dup fup
- Photosynthesis by Moxy Fruvous
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Post #3: "Stop Throwing Your Tyranny Over Amoebas"
Seriously, stop.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-21 08:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 though for putting all your shit in one central location and not littering over the course of a few days.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-21 08:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and you guessed it, post three also sucked.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-21 08:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
post 2 also recieves a minus 2
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-21 08:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
post number one
-2
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-21 08:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jwlmar, sorry I left the door open
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-09-20 22:06:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-09-20 20:31:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-09-20 19:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who let all the idiots in?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-09-20 17:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you for saving me time.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-20 17:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Three Reviews in One
+1 for Post #1.
-.5 for Post #2.
-.5 for Post #3.