God Love Canada (922 hits)
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Submitted by <kornmunky44.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-20 23:34:18 EDT
Here in Canada, we have lots of things that americans don't. Strong beer, multi-colored money, color without the "U", and a little TV show we call the Trailer Park Boys. For anyone who has seen this show, there was an episode on the other night, where J-Roc was caught masturbating. I know it was a repeat, but it was the first time I'd seen it, and I noticed that J-Roc's mom looked oddly familiar. It was only when I watched the credits that I realized who she really was. MY NEIGHBOR. Linda Busby. She's done mostly local stuff, but the Trailer Park Boys is (inter)national now.
Anyhoo, say whatever the hell you want about Canada, but I won't give up my Kokanee, Rainbow money, or our cigarettes. (although Camel Filters are damn good, we've got awesome companies up here)
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Submitted by TwEE (user info) at 2003-09-25 14:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everbody should be more like Bubbles!
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-09-21 12:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huh huh... "Dan's wad"
Yeah Canada kicks ass all over the place (although mostly in Canada).
Submitted by IntheBoonies <mboudreau.at.mail.com> at 2003-09-21 11:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mal-
They are, I think. I'm Canadian, and unfortunately living in the same province of the turdburglar who wrote this. I'm embarrassed for him.
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2003-09-21 10:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wtf? I thought Canadians and the british were the ones that put the "u" in everything. Armor, color, neighbor -- Amour, colour, neighbour... Eh, but whatever
Submitted by IntheBoonies <mboudreau.at.mail.com> at 2003-09-21 10:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*wisdom, my bad
Submitted by IntheBoonies <mboudreau.at.mal.com> at 2003-09-21 10:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't do this again. By attempting to express how great Canada is, you've proved what an ass you are. Colour and color are used interchangably (as is neighbor and neighbour)-- but who the fuck cares? So your neighbor was on the Trailer Park Boys? Wow, I bet everyone here would be super-impressed that they film the episodes on location in *actual trailer parks* around Nova Scotia. Does that mean they were filming in your neighborhood? Soooo.....congratulations, trailer trash, hope to hear some golden words of wisedom from you in the future.
Asscobbler.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-21 09:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, see, Canada rules because we spell colour WITH a u. Just like the britts do.
Submitted by eastcoastwebguy (user info) at 2003-09-21 08:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
too bad you are the gateway for all the evil scum that want to come to america. We should leave canada alone BUT.... We need to build the "Great Wall of Canada" to control the influx of people into this country.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-09-21 04:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Canada is cool.
Instead of their Gov't warnings on the cig packs reading "Smoking MAY cause lung cancer," Canadian smokes read "Smoking WILL kill you." Gotta love it.
Thumbs up to a sweet little bar in Saskatoon called "The Riv."
I liked paying a reasonbale price to see two movies and get popcorn and a Coke for cheap.
Take off, hoser.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-09-21 04:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Canada is a cesspool, a wasteland, a poor excuse for a country. Nothing good ever came out of Canada? Come to think of it, how the hell did you post this? Did the U.S. finally give you electricity?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-09-21 01:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
For a Pro-Canada article, this is poorly written.
Trailer Park Boys? I've always figured that bull was scripted.
Yeah, sure, I like Canada over the U.S., but I'd never submit something this dumb.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-21 01:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Canadians DO spell "colour" with a U.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-09-21 01:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
e-mail me your address, or go on msn or something hidden.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-21 01:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Camel Filters are my favorite, but i want to try Players really bad. KM, mail me a pack!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-21 00:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like this guy....
and i'm not even a Canadian! however, Canada has always sounded quite appealing.
Submitted by FullOfShit (user info) at 2003-09-21 00:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOMO.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-21 00:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Here in Canada, we have lots of things that americans don't. Strong beer, multi-colored money, color without the "U", and a little TV show we call the Trailer Park Boys
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HAHAHA.
1. I love how people always start out a pro- Canada post, with something about the US lacking. Why not just make the post, tell us what's up? This makes it plain to see, that you think people believe the US is superior to Canada and you probably think it too. This is only what ignorant fools here in the US think.
2. Strong beer? We do not have it? Have you heard of Steel Reserve? (haha ok I know it is shit, but it is strong. (I am hoping it is in fact American, pretty sure) We have other strong ones too, micro breweries!)
3. multi colored money? Ok you "got us" there. Man, how cool! (Seriously though, our money does suck, but it is worth more than Canadian.)
4. color without a U? are you serious? We do too.
5. Trailer park boys? Where do you think Trailer Parks came from? Give a little recognition to Alabama, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas etc.
Insane
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-09-21 00:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hey hey now, soon the US is going to have multi-colored money as well, as I've heard... I think the twenty is going to have like a pink splotch in the middle... people are gonna be confused.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-21 00:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Canada rules.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-09-21 00:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah i am , i live in ontario though.
no way, light is better then medium, dont ask me why, i just love them.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2003-09-21 00:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ruined my own +2 streak.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2003-09-21 00:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pacifist248:
It doesn't? Ok. Then Americans=Other countries.
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2003-09-21 00:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The American English does not use the letter "u" in color.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2003-09-21 00:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
K.M, you canadian?
Player's medium regular is better. same taste, but a little thicker.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-09-20 23:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
players light regular is the best cigarette in the world.
i love canada.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2003-09-20 23:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, fuck being 21, we can drink/smoke at 18-19!
One Problem with Canada (Nova Scotia anyway) the fine for smoking a cigarette in a non-smoking area is 2000$. If you get caught smoking a joint in public, the fine is 1000$. Weed is still illegal.
Damn pointless fines.