What a party (796 hits)
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Submitted by collin <rtfm.at.airmail.net> (View user info) at 2003-09-21 18:59:29 EDT
When you've lived in the same city for half your life, and known most of the people you hang out with for about as long, your social life can be......weird.
So I spent most of the weekend sitting around the apartment being lazy and boring, til my friend calls and tells me some old friends of ours, M and B are having a party last night. Of course, I'm down for going, M & B are good people and fun to hang out with. Despite the fact that a few months ago B was really, really coming on to me at a show. I kind of dismissed that as her being really drunk that night, but who knows.
So we show up we go in, say hi to M and also find out that him and B are splitting up, she had moved out a couple weeks prior, but the party, for her bday, had been planned well before. Not exactly party mood-setting news, but the show must go on. We make our way out back, and run into a bunch of other friends and get some beers (mmmm, keg of heineken) and BS with everyone around the keg for a second. My bro makes his way over to talking to Quagmire (when this guy used to drink, he became the living incarnation of the Family Guy character. seriously), his old roommate and a good friend of ours. From the keg I could see Q had a girl with him and my brother is calling me over there, so I head that direction.
"Holy shit! Remember me?"
My first reaction is "Damn this chick is fuckin hot!"
After a half a second I realize it's MJ. MJ and I dated in highschool, and haven't seen her since her senior year. Oh yeah, she's also the chick that came with Quagmire. Small fucking world, eh? So we talked for a bit, talked about what we've been up to over the last 12 years or so. She's been married, twice, and has two kids, all that fun stuff. I also find out later she works with my cousin. Even smaller fuckin world eh? I go get another beer and BS with some other peeps, but when I head back over to Q and my bro, she comes over and starts talking to me again. FOR EVER. After a while I started to get that feeling you get when your friend's chick is spending too much time talking to you. The later the night went on the more smashed she got, and started talking to me even more, and talking a little too close if you know what I mean (obviously if she wasn't there with Q, I'd have been bangin her by this point). She was so close to me that I actually had to turn my head to the side to take a drag off my cigarette. I'm drinking like a fish because it's a nice excuse to go somewhere else. The only thing is that B is also being really flirty with me, and even though her and M are separated, I'm not gonna get involved with her (even though if it weren't for my friendship with M, i'd hit it like she's a wall and I'm Dale Earnhardt). So, there I am, drinking like a maniac, avoiding my ex from highschool and my friend's soon to be ex wife. Eventually MJ gets so trashed Q takes her home. Or maybe he realized she was talking to me more than him, or anyone else for that matter. The party thins out later, and I'm about to leave. B needs a ride home, but since we came in my bro's truck, Q runs her to her apt instead, which was probably a really good idea, since i have the distinct feeling that as drunk as we both were, one of us would have woken up this morning in the other's bed.
I'm not sure why, but i get hit on by my friends' gf's or ex's at least 4 times more than any other womenz. It's making my quest to get laid difficult.
So the moral of this story is that moral fiber and standards make it a lot harder to get laid. Drinking makes it easier. Look at the preety picture :)
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User Reviews
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-10-12 19:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the creativity.
nice beer truck
Submitted by chicagogirl <bussyzmom.at.aol.com> at 2003-09-23 18:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do they make kegs of corona? I thought you were going to quit smoking?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-22 15:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome!
and the beer truck to boot!
i gotta drink this weekend.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-09-22 15:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-09-22 14:59:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
my good buddy had some kinda fetish for going after our ex's it was kinda wierd, but he got over it"
hahah, so does a buddy of mine. in fact the expression for going after a friend's ex was "pulling a Hodges"
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-22 15:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.
I had a nice (boring) sober weekend, yet again. I did purchase some alkeehol for my 20ish neighbors. Proceeded to chat up a few "skirts" that got increasingly drunker as the night progressed.
After asking for and receiving one little hotty's number, I found out she was fucking 16!!!
Soon to be 17, she said in protest as I explained my delimna. (sp?)
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-09-22 14:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my good buddy had some kinda fetish for going after our ex's it was kinda wierd, but he got over it.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-09-21 19:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yup, must be rough
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-21 19:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its the Letter People Party!
I loved that show
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2003-09-21 19:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"hit it like she's a wall and I'm Dale Earnhardt."
HAHAHAHA. good one haha.