The reason why preps are stupid. (1042 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.47 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bobbie <blue_cookies.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-22 17:25:22 EDT
Today, walking to my third hour, I had the pleasure of walking between two preps who were side by side in the middle of the crowded hall. As I passed between the two, I couldn't help but gag. My eyes started watering and I was soon gasping for air. The god awful, over-powering odor of hairspray and about 5 different brands of heavy perfume was too much for me. A raunchy fart that leaves your butt cheeks stinging would have been hella better than the smell that those two girls made. This explains why the little bitches are so stupid with thier constant 'tee-hee's' and 'Like, totally's'. From all the chemicals and whatnot they wear, thier braincells must be fried. Everyone should just join together and our main goal would be genocide for the preps.
That sounds lovely. We'll post up signs that "Free Hairspray" and "Meet Britney Spears" and once we get them all together, we'll drive them off a cliff.
Who's in with me?
Poop (:(|)
If a prep's looks were based on thier IQ, they would all look like this:
User Reviews
Submitted by laurenthepirate (user info) at 2004-02-11 21:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture made me laugh so hard I shat my pants.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-02-04 05:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG!!! LOL! UR S0 RITE!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Justin Martin <stevebowman.at.fagfag.com> at 2003-12-18 14:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like boys a lot more than anyone youll ever meet!571
Submitted by danielle <stevebowmman.at.fagfag.net> at 2003-12-18 14:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i think that preps are not that bad and not worthy of being killed or at least not thrown off a cliff. Im meen for gods sakes ppl why are you so mean. i mean yes they are preps but off a cliff, seriously! well if you have any commments e-mail me or call me 999-999-9999. thanks yall!
Submitted by shane is awesome <stevebowman@fagfag,net> at 2003-12-18 14:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
im sooooo awesome
Submitted by crashtestandfailed (user info) at 2003-09-22 21:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hilarious.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-09-22 21:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's spelled "their."
Preps suck, whatever... Just go to college.
Submitted by Nosferatu (user info) at 2003-09-22 20:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulaitons you shit, your a clone of me. YOu must be proud. This is like my post, but crappy. very.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-09-22 20:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-22 20:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
damn I missed.
I came back to read it, because I feel bad about killing people without reading their posts...
But I should have just left it the way it was. Sorry you are such a bitch. Please contract hypocemtriapaluphitis and die slowly.
No wait.. die quickly, so you wont have time to post again.
I didnt mean that.
Yes i did.
Blue blee blop blooooooo fuck you
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-22 20:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Didnt even read it.
-2 because a prep stole your lunch money and you didnt do anything about it
Submitted by MagnificentRyan (user info) at 2003-09-22 19:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO wonder all the vets hate ppl under 25 on this site, posting bs like this makes it that much harder for every other newb to be seen as something better than a snot-nosed asswipe.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-22 19:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i wouldn't have liked this 6 years ago when i WAS in high school.
Submitted by me at 2003-09-22 18:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
to change the subject, yes, maynard is a god... not only a singer but a damn awsome lyricists
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-09-22 17:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking get over it
Submitted by gr8_ceezers_gh0st (user info) at 2003-09-22 17:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this one time i was in gym class and this prep expanded my asshole with a carjack until it was roughly the size of a mason jar and i was so mad that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
kids say the damndest things.
Submitted by Zagz (user info) at 2003-09-22 17:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup, Tool... if you dont own, or listen to them, Maynard is perhaps the best singer ever. All of there songs have meaning bigger then anything you cant think of.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-22 17:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who gives a high school fuck?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-22 17:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shitty. Graduation will solve the problem.
Submitted by poop_monkey (user info) at 2003-09-22 17:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is origional. I never listen to tool... Nor owned a CD of thiers. **shrugs**
Submitted by bangXyouredead (user info) at 2003-09-22 17:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must be in 7th grade.
Submitted by me at 2003-09-22 17:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dunno if they originally said it, but it's off a tool album, aneima
Submitted by poop_monkey (user info) at 2003-09-22 17:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What? I can't hear you... Your head is shoved so far up your ass all I can hear is muffling.
Submitted by Zagz (user info) at 2003-09-22 17:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 in 3 americans die of cancer, ya know? I hope your one of them. Fuck you, die.
Cookie for who knows who said that.