MickGinny's Mom (575 hits)
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Submitted by Ryan Smith <rjt_84.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-23 21:22:26 EDT
Got a call from my mother the other day. Wait...got a call from my mother the other day, one of the shittiest days of my life. The day before I had had my ego crushed by a Pennslyvania State champion chess player (yea, I'm that loser,fuck you) had been told by my best friend that my hobbies were all shit and I wasn't good at them anyway (while in the midst of some drunken self deprication he throws this at me).
So yea, Sunday really sucked. Waking up, against my better judgement, on monday morning was an ordeal...I was still slightly drunk from my solo binge the night before. So I go to class, get snubbed by a girl I like, who i thought had liked me, then went and failed a test. Hooray! Fuck me! Back to my dorm to curl up and listen to the three most depressing cds i own on random. It's a damn good thing Kyle (my best friend) has our cheap shitty vodka stored in his room.
As I'm laying there wondering why I've yet to throw myself off a tall building...the answer I came to eventually was vodka (thats symptom of alcoholism #3 for me, Fuck me Harder!!!!)...My mother calls.
"how's classes?"
"classes are fine"
"how was that german test?"
"it was fine."
"how's kyle doing?"
"kyle's fine."
"are you still sick, you don't sound good..."
"my cold went away, I'm fine."
"you sound like you were sleeping..."
"I was."
"what are you doing sleeping at 4:45 in the afternoon?!"
"I wanted to...."
"Well fine, fuck you, don't talk to me *click*"
And then i started thinking about a post on here MickGinny wrote about what a saint his mother is, and how we should al worship ours. I would be inclined to agree, if this had been the first time my mother told me to fuck off. Dunno why i wrote this, combination of just needing to get it out there and as a response to a http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1064341866598018513
So rain down on me with your -2's, I eventually i'll write something on here that isn't out simply for pity points, but not today.
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-24 08:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-09-24 05:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
""don't believe in the 'love your mother no matter what' idea. Sick abusive behavior is unacceptable no matter where it comes from. I can honestly say I don't love her, and I have no emotions for her. When she calls and does things like that it feels like I've just gotten a wrong number. I hated her growing up, but now I understand why she is the way she is so all I think is I hope she gets help ""
Natophelia : I couldn't have put it better myself. I am the exact same.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-09-24 04:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel bad for your father because your mom sounds like that crazy bitch girlfriend/wife we all hear about. Flying off the handle for no reason and has no grasp on basic logic. Don't be so hard on yourself, this wasn't a bad post and yeah shit sucks, but sometimes it doesn't, which is cool.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-09-24 03:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to dislike my mom. She would yell at me constantly. I would just ignore her and go about my business. She was even very mean to me when I was younger and I sometimes told her that I wish she would die and that I didn't love her and shit like that (In the heat of an argument). Even though she was often mean, there were other times when she was nice to me. I probably didn't give her enough credit for those times.
Then I became a senior in high school. In another year I would be off to college, away from that crazy old lady. Then one time I saw her outside sitting on the deck. She was looking off into the distance and wiping tears from her face. This broke my heart like nothing else. I'm still not sure what she was upset about, but I knew it had something to do with loneliness. Perhaps she was only trying to get in touch with me all that time and when I was unresponsive she would get frustrated and angry.
Before I went off to college my mother bought me all kinds of stuff to take with me. She always wanted to make sure that I would be alright and have everything I needed. She even gave me extra money on top of the money that my father had given to me for college.
Now I am in college and I miss my mother. I love her and all I want to do is make both of my parents proud.
Don't take these kinds of relationships for granted, because you will someday regret it.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-09-23 23:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey man, my mom wasnt a saint but she was always there for me. sometimes to protect me and sometimes to kick my ass.
you sound like a moody prick that may need to be told to fuck off or whatever sometimes.
try giving her more than 1 or 2 word answers like a dejected pussy.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-09-23 23:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well ok...something like this has happened to me before...
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-23 23:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate my mom.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-23 23:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha oh fucking hell...I feel ya man.
I don't talk to my mom often- maybe once or twice a month- but I do get some wackiness out of her every once in a while. I hadn't talked to her in something like two weeks at one point. The last conversation we'd had was very ordinary, even nice. As far as I know there's nothing unusual going on. I come home and have this message from her on my machine:
"This is your MOTHER [I can HEAR the anger, tension, and she's near-tears]. I am tired of you treating me like you do. You and your brother. You don't respect, me and I'm tired of it. You will start treating me with respect. I'm very angry with you...etc etc etc"
I no longer get rattled, upset, or sucked in, by anything she does, so I called and left her a message:
"Hey mom, just returning your call. Talk to you later. Bye."
She never said a word about it again.
I don't believe in the 'love your mother no matter what' idea. Sick abusive behavior is unacceptable no matter where it comes from. I can honestly say I don't love her, and I have no emotions for her. When she calls and does things like that it feels like I've just gotten a wrong number. I hated her growing up, but now I understand why she is the way she is so all I think is I hope she gets help one day. And I don't mean that in a condescending way; I really hope she does.
Aw hell, I can't wait till these damn cooties go away. Sitting around all day at home makes me want to blab more. Heh..take what you like, skip the rest.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-23 23:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha oh fucking hell...I feel ya man.
I don't talk to my mom often- maybe once or twice a month- but I do get some wackiness out of her every once in a while. I hadn't talked to her in something like two weeks at one point. The last conversation we'd had was very ordinary, even nice. As far as I know there's nothing unusual going on. I come home and have this message from her on my machine:
"This is your MOTHER [I can HEAR the anger, tension, and she's near-tears]. I am tired of you treating me like you do. You and your brother. You don't respect, me and I'm tired of it. You will start treating me with respect. I'm very angry with you...etc etc etc"
I no longer get rattled, upset, or sucked in, by anything she does, so I called and left her a message:
"Hey mom, just returning your call. Talk to you later. Bye."
She never said a word about it again.
I don't believe in the 'love your mother no matter what' idea. Sick abusive behavior is unacceptable no matter where it comes from. I can honestly say I don't love her, and I have no emotions for her. When she calls and does things like that it feels like I've just gotten a wrong number. I hated her growing up, but now I understand why she is the way she is so all I think is I hope she gets help
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2003-09-23 22:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My mom gave me the finger once. but then again, when she asks where i'm going i tell her "to sell crack to kids and drive very recklessly" to which she replies "have a fun time" (we say this in a playful tone, not in a rude disrespectful manner). I still can't remember what i did to cause her to flip me the bird though.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-09-23 21:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sucks for you....you'll feel better later on.......
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-09-23 21:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this was funny.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-09-23 21:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My mom threw an ironing board at me once. I told her i was going out with some friends and she asked me to cook her some soup as they pulled in the drive way. When I said she shoulda asked me earlier because she new I was going out she started swearing and threw the ironing board at me. i still love her though, she is mom.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-09-23 21:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awwww, poor kid...
I'd do ya...
...in the pooper!
Submitted by Apathesia (user info) at 2003-09-23 21:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, if they want to -2 it, they'll have to work hard at it. Cheer up, bro.