George Clooney can kiss my butt (843 hits)
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Submitted by nat.at.natsthename.com (View user info) at 2003-09-27 22:34:42 EDT
George Clooney is handsome, sexy, rich, famous, and to top it all off, he's a good actor. Not great, but good. People Magazine told me that he was the "Sexiest Man Alive" once. A Reuters story I read recently quotes him as saying "If you are a man, you should be lucky that you are allowed to age in dignity. I don't use any make-up in films and I don't wear any clothes that don't suit me. I am 42, and I want to be treated like an adult." Oh really? Is this the adult man who can't commit to a serious relationship with a woman over the age of 30? That adult? The same one who, according to E! goes motorcycling through the Italian Alps with 7 other guys? Sure, just like the adult males on my street do! Uh huh. Right, George. You may be a man and you may be over 40, but I don't see you behaving like any typical adult male. Oh wait. You're single. Never mind. And a final CLooney quote from E!, concerning marriage ..."I don't know what the scenario would be right now that I would do it. I don't see it. I've got a great pig." Well slap my ass and call me Sally, the man's got a pig. Why would he need a woman?
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Submitted by natsthename (user info) at 2003-09-28 19:49:54 EDT (#)
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Uhhh, actually "Slap my ass and call me Sally" is the name of a really good hot sauce. I'm sure you didn't invent that, Lisa.
If you can post here, so can I! Waaa HOOOOOOOOO!!!
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-28 01:27:34 EDT (#)
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I was just fucking around, Lisa. I'm in that fucking-around mood right now.
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-09-28 01:16:35 EDT (#)
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whats wrong with having a pig for a pet? I know a couple of adults that have a pot bellied pig for a pet. Coolest thing ever. When you ring the doorbell it runs to greet you. And then it likes to be petted and makes wicked grunting noises.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-28 01:16:06 EDT (#)
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Did I atz? Did you post it or something?
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-28 01:11:11 EDT (#)
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Lisa: You stole that line from me!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-28 01:09:19 EDT (#)
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Umm..... ok.
All of your information (about a celebrity!) is taken from celebrity magazines!
Who GIVES A FUCK?!?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-28 00:47:43 EDT (#)
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Stand on a large block of ice. Attach a short rope to your ceiling. Tie the other end of the rope securely around your neck. Wait for the ice to melt.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-28 00:45:59 EDT (#)
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Stop posting here.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-28 00:45:44 EDT (#)
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This post is shit.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-28 00:45:15 EDT (#)
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Actually, I used it here:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106426182348924156#184590
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-28 00:42:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-28 00:41:51 EDT (#)
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"Well slap my ass and call me Sally"
I INVENTED this quote, you ASSWIPE! I had never heard it before, and I fucking wrote it in one of my posts. Therefore, I created it, and you should die for using it.
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2003-09-28 00:27:15 EDT (#)
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hate him quietly like the rest of us
-2 for the post
+2 coz i also hate clooney
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-09-27 23:53:09 EDT (#)
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closet gay.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-09-27 23:31:00 EDT (#)
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you're weird.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-09-27 22:39:54 EDT (#)
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So George Clooney is immature.... Who cares?
I liked your other post about stupid allergy precautions a lot better.