Ode to Carrot Top (1014 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb Thomas <cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-29 14:06:48 EDT
In order to truly appreciate Carrot Top, one must first familiarize himself with the man.
http://www.carrottop.com/start.html
Notice how Mr. Top uses humor to make his website funny before one even enters the actual site. The many zany gags are merely a taste of the comedic genius Mr. Top possesses. His real name is Scott Thomas, and the rest of his biography is irritating. Why is he famous???? , because of his hair, because the Thomas' are a powerful Hollywood family? Ahhhhhh. Look at this for example. Look how many exclamation marks this jackass uses: Ok, not that many. But look how many times he writes in parentatheese (Look at me, I'm Carrot Top. But really? How do you spell parentathese?)
Hobbies:
· Surfing ("Waves, the internet, channels...")
· Jet-skiing ("Believe it or not, my jet-ski is yellow...not red!")
· Snowboarding and Wakeboarding (depending on the weather and the season).
· All Sports! Especially football, swimming, and soccer. Boxing is fun to watch, too!
3 out of the 4 have stuff written in parentatheeese. So in conclusion, Carrot Top is an ass clown.
User Reviews
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-09-29 14:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahh yes. That is from the Simpsons, the funniest show in the east. Moe said it to Homer as a suggestion for the name of Homer's gang.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-29 14:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I meant ChristPuncher
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-09-29 14:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Habeeb Thomas is not my real name. It may be the name of a Pakistani who lives in America, but it is not my real name. I chose it because it made me so happy to think of it when i did. Oh what joy i felt, and for a second, me and Einstein had something in common, we both liked stuff.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-29 14:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!! I just noticed your user name.
Submitted by natsthename (user info) at 2003-09-29 14:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Carrot Top is a freak of nature and as unfunny as Gallagher. The link sucks, but you get a point for picking on that buttmunch.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-09-29 14:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If i had a fork for every time I wanted to stab a fork in Carrot Top's eye, I'd have a lot of forks.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-09-29 14:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Parentheses.
Carrot Top sucks.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-09-29 14:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is it with jerks making fun of people. And why is that picture so small? Go Bears WOOO!!!!!!!
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2003-09-29 14:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit, dammit, dammit, this sucked.
For breakfast tomorrow, you should have eggs, bacon, and termination of your vital signs.