Name a horrid movie (1067 hits)
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Submitted by MacG <seansdementia.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2003-09-29 23:49:34 EDT
There was a post about great movies, but we all know there are those that you cant watch. Those that make you want to gouge out your eyes, the ones that make you demnad your money back from the theatre. Lets hear some.
The Order
Fright Night
Elvira Movie
Basic
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-10-09 20:21:41 EDT (#)
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Anything with Paul Walker in it, any Adam Sandler movie that isn't Big Daddy. Thirteen ghosts sucked more ass than my vacuum on a lonely night, along with Jeepers Creepers.
Biggest letdown... Blow.. but hey... at least it lived up to it's name and Blew
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2003-10-09 19:35:54 EDT (#)
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streetpunk, JFK is the only movie I have ever walked out of. To call it slow would be a massive understatement. It was a skewed, incoherent look at the JFK assasination.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-10-06 11:31:20 EDT (#)
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Judoka, how can you say that JFK was not a great movie? Granted, it was slow but the acting was top of the line and the info was real. I absolutely love that film and I love Olvier Stone.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2003-10-06 11:19:41 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065449571633414565
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2003-10-04 23:24:13 EDT (#)
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highlander.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-10-04 23:15:53 EDT (#)
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Carnival of souls
Bad, Bad movie.
Submitted by Princess_Bee (user info) at 2003-10-04 22:54:16 EDT (#)
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Did anyone say "JeepersCreepers"? cause that movie majorly sucked!
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2003-10-04 19:28:28 EDT (#)
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JFK by Oliver Stone
Submitted by Tasteslikeburning (user info) at 2003-10-04 19:13:40 EDT (#)
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The Order- this is the biggest trainwreck I have ever seen. At least some of the movies you people have mentioned can be deemed semi-decent because one can be amused at how much they suck- such as throw momma from the train and any number of awful 80's movies. It's one of those old school, so-bad-it's-good type of things. The Order is completely without redemption in any way. The entire movie is spent waiting for something cool to happen or at least for it to make sense. Neither of these things ever occur. I want that two hours of my life back.
Submitted by Skunk5446 (user info) at 2003-10-04 19:10:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.houseofhorrors.com/tcmreviews.htm look at the last one (its the shitty texas chainsaw masacre)
Submitted by Skunk5446 (user info) at 2003-10-04 19:08:48 EDT (#)
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The newer Texas Chainsaw Massacre (The first one I liked) Not the one thats going to be in theaters soon, the one with Renee zellwegger from the early 90's I think. That movie was HORRIBLE I dont think anyone was actually killed by a chainsaw, leather face was a huge pussy (Hard to be afraid of that) and Renee Zelwegger lived
Submitted by poop_monkey (user info) at 2003-10-04 18:46:49 EDT (#)
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Bring it on. I think it sucks, my friends think it sucks, and it truly does suck. In fact, this movie swallows so hard that the actors are pregnant.
The New Guy. I wanted to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon after seeing this. Big whoop. A geek comes to school, tries to act bad, and gets the most popular girl. It's bullshit. The best part was the midget.
Antibody. It was a Sci-Fi Channel movie. I have never snored so loud in my whole life.
Gigli(sp?). It starred Bennifer. Need I say more?
Snow Dogs. That is one of my little sis's most favorite movie. I want to puke.
Aracniphobia. One more horrible horrible movie to add to this list. Hollywood runs out of ideas and remakes this movie over and over again. If you've seen one, You've seen them all.
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Submitted by dogshit2000 (user info) at 2003-10-02 23:41:45 EDT (#)
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Bringing Down the House. That movie sucked ASS!! And everyone was saying, "Oh, have you seen that movie? It's so funny!" Oh, really? Yeah, it's so different then every other movie. A white guy wearing a black guy's clothes. Gee, I've never seen that. Basically there were three parts of that movie that were even remotely funny and they showed them over and over again in comercials. It sucked. It was the absolute stupidest idea for a movie. Enough said. ACkkkk!!
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2003-10-01 19:13:35 EDT (#)
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wow I must say i agree with all of you, cept for the one who hates Holy grail. I mean it has cocnuts, a knight who Lances alot, young horny teenage girls..what more do you need form some brits and an american?
Submitted by heatherm (user info) at 2003-09-30 20:35:50 EDT (#)
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Fargo- I haven't made it through this movie. I've made several attempts to watch it b/c I kept
falling asleep. I thought maybe the first couple times, I was just really tired. After trying a
couple more times... I realized that it was just terribly boring. Too bad.. b/c I like Steve Buschemi.
Campfire Stories- What a horrible piece of shit. I can't even express how shitty this movie is. HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE.
I'm sure there are more.. but benadryl is making my brain sleepy..
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-09-30 19:56:23 EDT (#)
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2001: A Space Odyssey. I HATE that movie. And don't give me that crap that I "don't get it". I get it, all right. It's just so incredibly loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and boring. I get it. It's a ship . . . . . . . . going . . . . . . . . through . . . . . . . . . . space. No matter how nice the music is, it doesn't make a ship . . . . . . . . going . . . . . . . . through . . . . . . . . . . space any more entertaining. And what's the the stupid light show at the end? Could that scene BE any longer. Even people who get doped up to watch this movie have to say at that poing, "Okay, that's enough". And okay, the special effects are good for their time. So what? Pop in that John Revolta movie Battlefield Earth. The special effects in that movie are pretty good, but it STILL SHITE! The apes, the monolith, the fetus, I get the movie, as much as it can be gotten (even experts disagree on what the shit means), it's just really, really bad.
Okay, the stuff with artificial intelligence is somewhat entertaining, but put it in an hour-long TV show and now you've got something. Until then, give me Asimov's I, Robot. Kubrick is the most overrated director and this is his magnum anus.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-09-30 19:31:51 EDT (#)
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Loren:
"Big Trouble in Little China"
Bad movie? BAD MOVIE?
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE? NO. NO. I CAN'T BEAR TO HEAR THIS NONSENSE.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-09-30 11:00:29 EDT (#)
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Throw Momma from the Train. Awful awful movie
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-09-30 10:45:52 EDT (#)
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Who could forget "The Skulls" and "The Skulls 2"
I actually got up and walked out of the 1st one. I don't need to see the 2nd one to judge it, the subject matter and writer are the same. Produce one turd, then a follow up? Ugh.
Submitted by jEntreri (user info) at 2003-09-30 10:39:45 EDT (#)
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I don't know about the quality of this topic but just to comment, Queen of the Damned is one of the worst movies that I've ever seen. It's just another horrible vampire movie that has almost no plot in it whatsoever and is just another hollywood rip-off that they put out for teenagers hoping to make some money.
As far as your rating of Monty Python and the Holy Grail goes, I think that the people who walk around quoting it and such are complete idiots (but then of course, I also think that 99.7% of people in this world are idiots) but that the movie is a classic and should be seen. The jokes are a little out there at points but it is one of Monty Python's greatest movies made.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-30 10:26:41 EDT (#)
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Definitely Basic
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-09-30 10:07:58 EDT (#)
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The Matrix Reloaded was a top ten let down movie.
But the film I hate more than any other in the whole wide world - because it suck's a biggun, in my opinion is:
Ta da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa: *drum roll please*
Invincible
(OK, I was forced to watch it at the weekend and it was the first that came to mind).
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-30 09:49:29 EDT (#)
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I loved Fright Night when I was a teenager. Probably because my hormones were on overdrive and I thought the actor who played the head vampire was incredibly hot. Mmm mm.
Horrible movies IMO:
The Mexican
The 3 Amigos
JFK
Field of Dreams
Home Alone - all of them
Look Who's Talking - all of them
Moulin Rouge
Freddy Got Fingered
Big Trouble in Little China
There are just too many to list...
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-30 09:40:44 EDT (#)
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Multiplicity starring Michael Keaton was the perhaps the worst 90 minutes that i have endured throughout my entire life to this date.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-30 09:28:52 EDT (#)
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and the most overrated movies ever? (by popular demand at least)
fight club
requiem for a dream
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2003-09-30 09:28:49 EDT (#)
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Rangers
They actually stole footage from Delta Force and Navy SEALS. If you have seen Rangers, you know how bad it is.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-09-30 09:14:47 EDT (#)
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Man Sensei, that Dungeons & Dragons movie did suck some serious ass.
Anybody watch the deleted scenes where they are inside the map?
I rememeber my old DM doing shit like that.
(Crap, now you know I used to play D&D.)
Submitted by natsthename (user info) at 2003-09-30 07:05:25 EDT (#)
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The Philadelphia Experiment
Titanic
Dude Where's My Car?
These all suck, suck, and suck harder.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-09-30 04:52:55 EDT (#)
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etruscan. Ok, I can admit that Buckaroo Banzai was supposed to be bad.
It succeeded beyond it's wildest dreams.
I know people who enjoy it too, you're not alone.
I couldn't sit through it again though.
Submitted by senseiofmattitudev1 (user info) at 2003-09-30 04:36:03 EDT (#)
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Dungeons and Dragons. If you've seen it, you know it sucks. If you play it, you know it has nothing to do with the game or any of the novels. Otherwise, it's just a shitty movie.
And yes, I do play it. And yes, I am a geek.
Submitted by cynda (user info) at 2003-09-30 03:49:23 EDT (#)
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reign of fire
the suckiest movie that ever sucked
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2003-09-30 02:14:21 EDT (#)
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chipolatte: yes, Austin Powers 2 did suck, but the third isn't nearly as bad. not as good as the first, but signifigantly better than the second. it was worth seeing once.
etruscan: star wars episode 1 was a shitload worse than episode 2 (which still sucked, yes). but monty python and the holy grail i insist must stand as a classic, as well as "life of brain" and "the meaning of life", if not more so. it's kinda subtle at times, but way more quotable.
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-09-30 02:06:58 EDT (#)
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Jurassic park 3 what the hell.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-09-30 01:50:58 EDT (#)
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"Monty Python's Holy Grail( I may have been jaded by the thousand or so dorks that run around regurgitating quotes but this movie just isn't nearly as funny as most of their other shit)"
Bollox. Holy Grail is Monty Python's greatest work. Compare it to Meaning Of Life if you will...Grail kicks its ass.
As far as bad films go, "She's All That" is the worst piece of drivel I've ever forced my retinas to endure.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-09-30 01:40:18 EDT (#)
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Zoolander was pretty shit. I even tried to offload my copy onto a friend, he wouldn't even borrow it.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-30 01:13:44 EDT (#)
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WTF? Citizen Kane isnt a great movie? Its about idealism and corruption by wealth. If you dont like it, eat a dogs dick.
Submitted by etruscan (user info) at 2003-09-30 01:10:46 EDT (#)
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What are you talking about? Buckaroo Banzai is a fantastic movie. I mean, sure, it's real bad, but it's supposed to be. That's what made it so great.
anyway,
All Saints Day- worst movie ever.(period)
Family Plot (This was Alfred Hitchcock's last film and even though I am a big fan I must say this was complete garbage)
Monty Python's Holy Grail( I may have been jaded by the thousand or so dorks that run around regurgitating quotes but this movie just isn't nearly as funny as most of their other shit)
Star wars episode two ( I don't think I need to justify this)
A Mighty Wind ( Cristopher Guest has officially run his best idea so far into the ground that it's become more depressing than humorous)
And finnally I would like to say that every Blaxlpoitation movie I've ever seen just sucked it long and hard. Superfly has a good soundtrack, I suppose, but I'd rather just listen to the cd. Dolemite, Shaft, Cleopatra Jones, Black Caesar; they're all just terrible people should get over it and stop watching bad movies because of some sort of Gen-x Kitsch fascination with utter crap.
Buckaroo Banzai still rocks ( I know I'm contradicting myself, fuck-off)
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-09-30 01:05:49 EDT (#)
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The Blair Witch Project
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2003-09-30 01:03:09 EDT (#)
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House of 1000 Corpses was the worst movie I've ever seen. After seeing it, I boycotted film for 2 months. Dr. Satan? C'mon, that's just silly.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-09-30 00:56:39 EDT (#)
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2nd Austin Powers (I refuse to see the third, because I know it's dogshit)
Citizen Kane (this is an american classic and all, but fuck it, it's BORING)
Scary Movie 2 (...horseshit...)
Mr. Deeds (Worst Adams Sandler movie EVER, NOT FUNNY, WINONA RYDER'S FAULT, among other things)
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-09-30 00:52:40 EDT (#)
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Cabin Boy
Big Momma's House
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2003-09-30 00:48:04 EDT (#)
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xXx (I was forced into seeing it a second time, which i slept through)
Men in Black 2
Spawn
Batman and Robin
Wild Wild West
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (I love Squaresoft, but this was are real dogshit movie EXCEPT for the insane graphics. sooooooo realistic. my friend thought some of the characters were real at first)
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-30 00:37:58 EDT (#)
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The last house on the left
Worst movie EVER
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-09-29 23:53:39 EDT (#)
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The Punisher
Buckaroo Banzai
Oh skin crawling badness.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-09-29 23:50:20 EDT (#)
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TITANIC