Looking for Bart Cilfone (3824 hits)
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Submitted by Kristy Swan <kswan.at.burntmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-01 03:51:51 EDT
Is he here??
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 04:13:51 EDT (#)
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Bringing this into 2k6!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-11 21:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He hoped very, very wrong.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-02 19:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-01 14:10:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your right. Id kiss her between the legs until my mouth went numb and she couldnt walk straight.
VERY nice body.
I just pray she doesnt turn out to be a goddamned moron like the last couple "cute" girls that were on here. They proved the point that with stupidity comes beauty.
I hope she isnt stupid or annoying.
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you hoped wrong, you hoped wrong...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-09 14:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bart, you're welcome to kiss any mans face except for mine.
Submitted by _ce (user info) at 2003-10-07 12:33:57 EDT (#)
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Hadooken, I didn't think you'd "handled" any chicks :P
j/k
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2003-10-05 19:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck that, why aren't you looking for me? Why does this shit happen to me? Some dorky nerd always steals the hot chicks :(
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-02 01:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Niiiiice.
I'd do ya...
...in between those beautiful breasts.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-02 01:09:22 EDT (#)
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Loren1, it's not a boob job... no kidding. They are not phenomenally large anyhow, just a size above average, as you can probably see.
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P-u-s-h u-p b-r-a
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-01 14:49:52 EDT (#)
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AMEN MANFRE!!! I cant handle another hot chick who is an idiot.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-01 14:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your right. Id kiss her between the legs until my mouth went numb and she couldnt walk straight.
VERY nice body.
I just pray she doesnt turn out to be a goddamned moron like the last couple "cute" girls that were on here. They proved the point that with stupidity comes beauty.
I hope she isnt stupid or annoying.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-10-01 14:08:09 EDT (#)
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Whatever dude, you're not going to be kissing her face...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-01 14:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good start, but the face is the importance.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-10-01 13:59:04 EDT (#)
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*A hush falls over the room*
Bart has arrived!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-10-01 13:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm right here
Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-10-01 13:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm...? It isn't copied, Indianocean, it's me...
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-10-01 13:49:53 EDT (#)
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DAMNN BITCH.. where did you copy that from?
Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-10-01 13:38:28 EDT (#)
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Hadooken... ew!!
Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-10-01 13:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I suppose I'll address the two replies that most stood out for me:
Loren1, it's not a boob job... no kidding. They are not phenomenally large anyhow, just a size above average, as you can probably see.
El Guapo and whoever else asked about my ethnicity - yeah, sorry about the pic! Although I do have fairly darkish skin, since I have strong Indian roots. I think I will post a frontal picture of me, maybe that will attract this elusive Bart's attention ;) hahaha.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-01 12:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally Id prefer a picture of you naked. Thats more anominity. Right now I could look up that bra and panty set. Find out who makes both. See whos purchased both from stores around the globe from abroad and eventually narrow you down.
See I can still figure out who you are. Now if you were naked Id have nothing to search on. But then Id be preoccupied spackling my keyboard with DNA to really look.
Are you a hottie? Got a nice body thats for sure.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-01 12:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah I'd do her
....in the pooper
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-01 11:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your first post is a picture of you in your bra and panties??
Now thats my type of woman!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-01 11:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-01 10:55:43 EDT (#)
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yeah, el_guapo makes a good point.
No one can even tell what ethnicity you are.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-01 10:45:00 EDT (#)
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Boob job.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-01 10:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd pee in your butt.
Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-10-01 10:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, Quarterman! Actually I don't have too many qualms with putting up this picture, because, well, you don't really know who the person is by looking at it, and that's what I was honestly feeling "nervous" about. However, I see your point...
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-10-01 10:24:57 EDT (#)
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**I was nervous about putting up a face picture just yet**
...so you posted a picture of yourself in your underwear instead?
If I were nervous about putting up a picture of my face, I'd be even less inclined to post a picture of myself in my drawers.
Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-10-01 09:52:50 EDT (#)
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Where IS Bart?? I was waiting for him to see the post at the very least before interacting with him...
Thanks for the compliments, to anyone who gave them. ;)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-01 09:30:09 EDT (#)
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I won't complain about a post like this.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-01 08:50:28 EDT (#)
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hey, could you lighten that photo about 10 times then repost it?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-01 08:38:53 EDT (#)
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too early
not enough coffee
will return later
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-01 08:12:25 EDT (#)
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Is this DeadBunny?
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-01 07:47:43 EDT (#)
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You should be looking for some clothes.
.......
....
..or me.
Submitted by senseiofmattitudev1 (user info) at 2003-10-01 06:33:34 EDT (#)
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Sorry, Bart just left. I've been left in the office to take all of his calls... if you'll step into my office and take off your clothes, I can take a message for him. Thank you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-01 06:06:41 EDT (#)
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i think you meant to say you were looking for hidden101, right?
RIGHT???
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-01 04:54:57 EDT (#)
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hahahhahaha.... Honestly, I'm sorry for whats going to happen on this post. Someone should have warned her.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-01 04:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All types of fine, now that is a tasty burger, hubba hubba ;)
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-10-01 04:51:09 EDT (#)
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Word.. Id fuck her.. Even if I had to paperbag the face..
Id have to double bag it though.. One bag on her head, and one bag on mine, just incase hers falls off..
Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-10-01 04:29:37 EDT (#)
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Godchicken! I don't look like that AT ALL!! I was nervous about putting up a face picture just yet, so I thought this might do for now.
Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-10-01 04:27:32 EDT (#)
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Forget about the post, I've found him!
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2003-10-01 04:11:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-01 04:07:52 EDT (#)
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Looks like those personal ads are paying off in one way!
You know, somehow though, this looks familiar.. maybe:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1064210900850512006
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1064211964923713858
Get some Bart!