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The Legend of the Drunken Hermit (301 hits)

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Labels: poetry

Rating: -2 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by spacemonkey (View user info) at 2003-10-02 13:34:32 EDT


In a cave upon the highest hill
The drunken hermit stands looking down
He grabs his moonshine to drink his fill
Wearing nothing, save a frown

At another time, in another life
He was quite far from alone
He had two kids, a loving wife
And a dog chewing on a bone

His life was perfect, not a thing he lacked
He had everything you see
Then one day his family was wacked
Not even the dog could flee

He was filled with the grief of a hundred men
So he shunned the life he once celebrated
He went to a cave to live in zen
But soon became intoxicated

So it is here I end this tale
Of lonely, drunken sadness
And I ask that you forgive this male
Of his anger and his madness.

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Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2003-10-02 15:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 to balance out the philistine's comment.

Submitted by Moloch (user info) at 2003-10-02 14:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this sucked so bad i actually created an account so i could rate it. what kind of stupid name is spacemonkey anyway? im actually going to go as far as creat a post devoted to how much you suck.


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