Doc Brown Molested Marty McFly (659 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.31 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Carl <Walkenator.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-02 17:30:04 EDT
Who hangs out with a hermetic scientist on their time off? Guys who want to get molested, thats who. I don't think Marty McFly ever went back to the future. I think that he created this memory to cover up Doc's insatiable hunger for puffy vest jacketed boy cock.
I have been waiting for Nike's that laces themselves. Where the hell is my Re-Hydrator? Let's not forget the champion of all champions. The Hoverboard. Where the fuck is my hoverboard! You liar Marty! Doc had you chained to a radiator for months at a time. I bet Marty was on a self feeder, not Einstein. Remember when there was talk of a hoverboard coming onto the market? I was so excited, I almost threw out my Fisher Price PXL-2000. I loved that thing, but I would have left it in the cold for a fucking Hoverboard. Then there was talk of the Mothers council yanking that shit off the market because of it's danger. What a lie, all orchestrated to cover up Marty Mcfly's swollen Doc-encrusted balloon knot.
Flea was involved for christ's sake! Only in a dream would Flea try to race you in your badass new truck, not real life. Jennifer was actually Doc's Drag name. There was no Jennifer. Imagine Ol' Doc Brown in Drag. Way too much lipstick and all this cheap perfume. GOD! Wake up Marty.
The important thing is, that it wasn't Marty's fault. Doc Brown is sick, that's all. If Doc did have a time machine, he used it to travel back and re-live his favortie petting sessions with Marty. Remember that time he fell off the toilet and hit his head? BULLSHIT. Marty stabbed him in the head with an icepick that he snarched from Biff's 1981 Cimmaron.
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-03 21:19:30 EDT (#)
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You can buy hoverboards now dipshit. http://www.futurehorizons.net/hoverboard.htm
Funny post otherwise :o)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-03 08:07:08 EDT (#)
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Hell yeah!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-10-03 07:46:15 EDT (#)
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HAHA - I thought it was funny. My sister made me feel really old a few years ago. I made some reference to Back to the Future, which she didn't get because she had never seen the movies. I had to go out and rent it for her. I also bought Goonies for her. How can you have never seen Goonies or back to the Future? "It's good enough for me" so it should be good enough for everyone.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-03 05:20:46 EDT (#)
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awww *chuckle* back to the future... that brings back memories.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2003-10-03 01:06:17 EDT (#)
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hehe
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-10-03 00:56:46 EDT (#)
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I thought it was funny.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-02 23:05:31 EDT (#)
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I wish I came up that title.
Submitted by Habitat (user info) at 2003-10-02 22:04:12 EDT (#)
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Yay, haha! More posts like this!
Submitted by Maera <maizy324.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-10-02 19:32:32 EDT (#)
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It all makes sense now...
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2003-10-02 19:12:04 EDT (#)
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GREAT SCOTT!!!!
Submitted by MajicWalrus (user info) at 2003-10-02 19:02:04 EDT (#)
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Who's the molester? Marty or Doc Brown?
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2003-10-02 18:58:30 EDT (#)
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Now with the truth know, i mus tach them to see the errors.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-10-02 18:18:14 EDT (#)
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I will never be able to watch any Back to the Future movies ever again.
Thank you for saving me!
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-10-02 18:10:24 EDT (#)
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I loved those movies.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-10-02 18:06:40 EDT (#)
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I can't believe firefly gave this a -2.
She and I just bought the trilogy 4 days ago and we watched all 3 movies, one a night.
Good stuff.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:44:32 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
I love those movies. just saw #1 last week.
btw: its not 30 years from 1985 yet.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good fiction.
Submitted by tito (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:38:27 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....................................HA! It's funny because it's true
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a negative on that.
Negative two, actually.
--JW
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-10-02 17:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is stupid.