Get Your hands off me You Filthy Ape (632 hits)
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Submitted by Carl <Walkenator.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-03 12:41:53 EDT
I wanted something better. A better costume. I was tired of all the old mask's we owned. Last year I decided to go with prosthetics. I ordered it for $50 on www.screamteam.com.
I've never done anything like this before and it was AWESOME. People were stunned. It wasn't that hard and the mask comes with instructions. I had to order a makeup kit seperately. It took about 3 hours to complete. The gown I donned was stolen from a Haloween store. They wanted $80 for it, so I figured the markup was astonishing for this piece of shit. FUCK THAT. I jammed it in the arm of my long coat and waltzed. This lady in the store was helping me look at them, and when she left I took it off the hanger and buried it.
When I walked into the parking lot, she came running out all like, "SIR! SIR!". So I turned and asked what the problem was. She said the hanger was empty where the most expensive gown was. To buy time, I told her that I was sorry and that it had fallen off the hanger onto the floor when I tried to hang it back up. It was behind the 1st rung of costumes on the floor. She said, "Are you sure? I didn't see it there". So I asked if she would go check again while I waited out front. She said, "WAIT HERE, I'll be right back". PEACE OUUUUT. I bolted, free and clear. Fuck you Halloween Adventure.
This year is going to be better, I am going as a masterful clown that could scare an inmate. The Ape was a monster success and I could eat, and drink and talk in it without ruining it or taking it off. It started to go around the 7th hour, and peeling it off was sweet. You can use it again also. Check the pics, and EMAIL me if you want more info or help.
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-03 16:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Reallybored. You are my hero. Nicole? Nicole? You listenin' sweetheart? Come here, I just want to talk to you. I'd like to hold your hand on the stove, then make you eat all you sweet little poems about bee's and flowers. I wouldn't introduce you to my dog even if you had steaks for legs! Your Father called, he said he's sorry for what he did.
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HAHAHAHA
God i hate stupid bitches.
You ladies should jump on this faster then us guys. It's goons like this that make your "species" look retarded.
RB
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-03 16:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you had potential but you're blowing it
Submitted by WalkensGhost (user info) at 2003-10-03 16:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Reallybored. You are my hero. Nicole? Nicole? You listenin' sweetheart? Come here, I just want to talk to you. I'd like to hold your hand on the stove, then make you eat all you sweet little poems about bee's and flowers. I wouldn't introduce you to my dog even if you had steaks for legs! Your Father called, he said he's sorry for what he did.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-03 16:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-10-03 13:24:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
If you really care to know, I don't download songs. Maybe I am just lazy but I would rather spend the $10-20 than take the time and effort to download and rip a copy. Maybe I just value my time more than you do. Even if I did, there is a big difference in stealing something and stealing something and gloating about it.
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Nicole you are offically an idiot. Your value your time? If you valued your time it would make sense to illegally download songs. Here, i break it down for your slow ass.
Time to Buy a CD:
10 Mins driving to the store
5 Mins finding the right cd
5 Mins standing in line and purchasing it
10 Mins to drive home
= 30 mins, which is a fairly conservative estimate if you ask me.
Time to download and rip a copy
2 mins searching for said song
5 mins to download that song
10 mins to burn to a cd (if its a full cd)
= 17 Mins, which is less time then buying one
Nicole = idiot. CASE CLOSED.
RB
Kickass Lawyer
Submitted by fr3nch1e (user info) at 2003-10-03 16:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
stealing sucks ass. i'd a given you a 1 if it werent for the fact that you tricked an old lady. And walked off thinkin your all cool.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-03 15:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is it that you live again?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-10-03 15:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you know sometimes that shit comes out of paychecks.
if i saw someone walk out of a restaurant (for example) without paying, they would get an ass beating. the waitress has to pay for that shit.
fucking teenagers! god!
Submitted by badassmofo <badassmofo.at.bigthief.com> at 2003-10-03 14:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you really are an ass for stealing, especially for tricking the retail clerk. f'ing moron. jerks like you drive the price of everything up.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-03 13:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice costume.
I have stolen many, many things from many, many stores. I don't do it now, those hijinks' time has passed, about 5 years ago, at age 16.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-10-03 13:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you really care to know, I don't download songs. Maybe I am just lazy but I would rather spend the $10-20 than take the time and effort to download and rip a copy. Maybe I just value my time more than you do. Even if I did, there is a big difference in stealing something and stealing something and gloating about it.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-03 13:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are an ass for stealing. I think you'll find that to be the general concensus around here.
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-03 13:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hot but stupid.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-03 13:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder how much of these people who bitch about stealing, download songs illegally? Hmm?...
Submitted by WalkensGhost (user info) at 2003-10-03 13:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WAH WAH!! You're an idiot for stealing. Blow it out your ass Nicole. Stealing is for cool kids like punching old people, or putting LSD in a grade school cafeteria MAc and Cheese Trough. If you need money for an extension cord, I'll pay you for it as long as you SWEAR you'll hang yourself with it dummy.
Submitted by hiddenagenda (user info) at 2003-10-03 13:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get in the pooper when you go to jail, thief.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-10-03 12:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you got the quote wrong. "Get your filthy hands off me, you damn dirty ape"
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-10-03 12:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Was there a point to this other then to tell a story about how much of an ass you are for stealing.