Kristy Swan - Collecting your hits (909 hits)
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Submitted by jimbobjoe (View user info) at 2003-10-05 19:08:24 EDT
OK, so most of everyone out there seems to be a little annoyed with this K Swan...
what a surprise...she posts pictures of herself in her skivvies...and she is admittedly
quite attractive...if of course that is really here.
The reason I'm posting this is cause I am jealous of her hit whoring...yup that's right...
Me = Jealous
I have been here for not so long and try to post mostly good stuff with the exception
of a few of my posts that I can't quite think of why I actually posted them. But who cares?
As of this posting she has accummulated 6582 hits with her 5 posts.
I have accumulated a whopping 1886 hits with my 10 posts.
My posts do not include cute pictures of young ass. Hers do. I am now co-opting her tactic
by using her name in the title of this post so I too can revel in the glory that is her hit
attraction. See....you clicked this because it had her name in the title.
I am not saying that she is cool or deserves respect or anything positive or negative at all...
I'm just trying to get more hits. I don't care about her and I thought I could make a worthless
post to get hits if I included her name in it.
Now you don't like me cause I am trying to get hits...sorry. I really am sorry that you clicked
on this link to read this drivel...but it's just my thoughts on it...I wonder if I will break
that 1000 hit mark with this...probably not as I am not Kristy Swan and you by now are sick of the
KSwan posts...oh well...
back to me being jealous of her...and honest too.
By the way, I really like this site and all the people here, feel free to dislike me for being
jealous and admitting it. I don't like my being jealous of her either...that's why I made this post.
User Reviews
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-06 09:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I could care less how many hits she gets, that isn't why I post here.
I do wish that more people would at least look at my posts though.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-06 02:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agreeance.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-06 01:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pfft...
Submitted by prezuiwf (user info) at 2003-10-05 22:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not a bad tactic to get hits, actually.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-05 22:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If your going to try and go for hit counts do something controversal. My first week here, i wrote my Why Fat Chicks Kick ass post, and the WhoreSpeak one and both went on the heated list.
This method is gay, and you should kill yourself.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-10-05 20:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
so is this...
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1058943987800412431
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-10-05 20:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow bud, thats pretty pathetic.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-05 20:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my first post:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065156965530325184
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-10-05 20:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
EvilZurr...you are quite right...notice how this is a joke...
on a scale of 1 to 10 my jealousy of Swan rates in at about a 1...
this means that yes, I am jealous, but no, I don't give a shit ina ll reality...
sorry
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-05 19:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ubersite is not about getting the most hits. the people who think that way post stupid shit like 'lets play word association' or whatever.
someone is probably gonna make a 'lets count!' post, where people each list off a number and see how high they can go before they hit 1000000. either it gets lots of reviews, or gets shot down ASAP...
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-10-05 19:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not taking the hit thing too seriously loki...this is more of a joke than anything.
When I first came to uber, I read some of your posts and thought...wow...loki's pretty cool.
Then I read some more stuff from other people and thought...wow...most of these people are
pretty cool, or at least have some intelligent things to say. Then I went away for awhile,
then I lurked...now I enjoy myself reading all of this stuff...I made this particular post
as an experiment...
am I really jealous of her number of hits...yes (I have to be honest here,
I really am a little, not much, but it still is there...)
will it affect my outlook on life in any way whatsoever...no
moving on...got any good weed? I can't find shit for good bud where I am...
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-10-05 19:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very fucking good indeed
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-05 19:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you're taking the hit thing too seriously. This happens from time to time. I'd hunt down some of them, but it would only add to the hit count. Some random slore pops in here, stirs everyone up, and then thankfully leaves. It usually runs it's course in a week or so. Oddly enough, there is usually someone who puts up a post very much like yours. Oh damn, I'll go hunt it down.
Rest assured we're not laughing with her, we're laughing at her.
Submitted by MaynardJK (user info) at 2003-10-05 19:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I care
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-05 19:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who cares
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-10-05 19:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and another
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-10-05 19:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for me succumbing to this pathetic desire for hits on a
website that has no bearing on reality and making a shitty
shitty post because of it.