Conspiracy Theory, or being innocent? (383 hits)
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Submitted by rugbyboy (View user info) at 2003-10-05 23:10:52 EDT
You decide!
I, have thought long and hard about this, and came up with one conclusion. One individual, one sick and depraved individual, is responsible for most of the shit that is coming up on Ubersite now. I realize that ubersite has its moments, and does have its flow. But the posts are ridiculous by any standard. And they seem to come one after another. So it is in my esteemed wisdom to present evidence to prove my theory.
The whole Full Frontal Pics...What drove a person to post a picture like that on a message board allegedly to Bart. I'm sure Bart has his pick of women, being the creator of a wonderful and just site like this. But for a Girl to do that, requires either cahones of steel or her unwitting knowledge. And I am in college and know that chicks like to get naked for beer, I'm going with unwitting knowledge. And then the rash of full frontal pics by an assortment of characters is a little too much for my knowledge. With the exception of Hadooken (sorry if its wrong) all followed the basic outline, Here I am, I'm naked, I'm sexy, look at me please. Girls do post their pictures like that, while drunk and intoxicated.
I realize that K. Swan's pictures were from a webcam, but girls have those up in droves. For their blogs and boyfriends. And paying customers. That backshot of her's looks too much like some requested that to put a little extra "pixel juice" on the screen. I mean...Exhibionist or not, you don't post stuff like that on here.
I Fully understand that I am new here compared to some of the old people. But the rash (and i mean rash as in fully contagious please god give me a gun to end the suffering kind of rash) of Hey I'm new posts defy's all logic. While maybe not as evil as McBain. The sheer amounts of them will drive a person insane.
It is in my most humble of opinion, that one person is behind this. As to what drives the person, I think a need to be acknowledged in any way, and to be recognized, good attention or bad, is what drives them.
Therefore, I am now refusing to answer any posts that state the following
1. My Picture
2. I am New here
3. Poems
4. Look at me
Or any combination thereof, I also believe, that a lack of posts will force the person away from ubersite. Giving the person -2's solves nothing. I have another idea for banning people involving a trial judged by their peers.
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-06 14:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought that's what neomage meant too. It was the little arrow pointing to the new post thing. I saw that and the first thing I thought was, yea but that's not the POINT of this post. It was just an offhand comment. Oh well, you and me. If you weren't a freshman that would make me feel better.
I'm just not reading anymore of the look at me posts. I don't have time for that crap anyway.
Submitted by sharpie (user info) at 2003-10-06 13:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agreed.
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-10-06 13:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
never said i wouldn't acknowledge you. But I read your post wrong and thought you were saying that this was a new post and that i was new. The whole arrow pointing to the I am new thing got me confused. So therefore, I admit I was wrong, you are not an idiot.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-06 04:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No shit... I totally agree with the one person.
I feel terribly sorry for the real girl that has had her pics stolen.
I thought that the pics looked a little like she didnt know they were being taken for a couple - which would suggested a bit of a print screen event for some saddo that managed to get her in a chat/paid for the pleasure.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-06 02:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Furthermore, it is my promise that as long as these whores keep whoring, there shall be an abundance of half-naked picks of my fat ass to balance things out.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-06 02:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AMEN to that.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-06 02:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"It is in my most humble of opinion, that one person is behind this."
i just thought the same thing today.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-06 01:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Pretty pointless.
Submitted by neomage (user info) at 2003-10-06 00:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Was I insulting you? No, I said I was tired and it amused me. Did I ever say I wasn't new? No, but I'm smart enough that I don't go around making posts saying I'm new expecting people to give me the red carpet treatment either. Oh, and if I'm such an idiot, why are you acknowledging me?
Here's another -1
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106519803537893
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-10-06 00:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he could very well be onto something
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-10-05 23:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not new here, i said compared to the people who have been here longer then me. next time, click that little button that says view user info and then see that I have been around since the March of this year...So I have been here almost eight months compared to your 3 days...yeah, you suck.
Nice job though on the whole new thing. Don't be an idiot next time k?
Submitted by neomage (user info) at 2003-10-05 23:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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I Fully understand that I am new here compared to some of the old people.
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Therefore, I am now refusing to answer any posts that state the following
1. My Picture
2. I am New here <---
3. Poems
4. Look at me
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I'm tired, but I found that funny.
Here's a -1 as someone thinks we seem to have a shortage of them.