I have... the internet? (584 hits)
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Submitted by <hpark_28.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-06 00:54:14 EDT
I turned on the computer today to type some work up and JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER I have the internet!
A little back ground I moved to NY to go to school and I'm a cheap bastard of a graduate student... actually poor bastard. Regardless, I didn't want to pay the $50 it costs to turn on the internet, but I have a wireless card so to make a long story short I turned on my computer and there it was sweet sweet internet!
FREE INTERNET YOU BASTARDS!!!
I never thought stealing would feel so good. Here's to the bastard in the building who gave in!!!
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Submitted by grandturismo (user info) at 2005-03-15 07:56:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-07-21 23:38:08 EDT (#)
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I have cable!
Submitted by FullOfShit (user info) at 2003-10-06 21:46:22 EDT (#)
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Uh, no one gives a shit.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2003-10-06 21:23:22 EDT (#)
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I write things for other people all the time I want to write things that I care about.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-10-06 13:09:17 EDT (#)
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If you're a grad student, why not write something that other people actually CARE about reading. No doubt you're capable....
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-06 10:14:21 EDT (#)
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""Submitted by hamsturbation (user info) at 2003-10-06 09:44:14 (#)
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Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-06 09:06:26 (#)
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what the fuck is the internet?
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It's that new inter-netting they're putting in bathing suits now...""
oh right on, you mean that shit that keeps the dong from floppin?
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-06 09:55:52 EDT (#)
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Otter - I remember a report a while ago (don't remember the source or accuracy) but Scandinavia, Netherlands and Australia/NZ were the leading "western" countries (per cap) with tech uptake.
As long as you Americans keep coming up with the cool tech stuff, we'll use it.
Submitted by hamsturbation (user info) at 2003-10-06 09:44:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-06 09:06:26 (#)
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what the fuck is the internet?
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It's that new inter-netting they're putting in bathing suits now...
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-06 09:06:26 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is the internet?
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-10-06 08:45:02 EDT (#)
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From what I understand, Australia and New Zealand are actually ahead of the tecnological curve, in front of the US because companies like to use those countries for a test bed for new technology because of the smaller population that still has a "western" way of thinking.
Internet service and cell phones are sometimes better than what we have in the States when a company releses a new gizmo on the market.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-06 06:01:35 EDT (#)
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Otter - Americans always get ribbing for being "stupid", but it's just the few REALLY dumb ones make headlines that keep going on around the world.
Most Americans are just nice, educated people doing their best in the world, going along quietly.
I am sure no-one thinks that at all; at lest no-one I know.
Submitted by madz <tigerluvinbabe.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-10-06 05:51:06 EDT (#)
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hmmmmm...... internet ah? who would of thought.....?
Submitted by pooo <poopoo.at.poopoo.poopoo> at 2003-10-06 05:34:14 EDT (#)
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I hate internet. I am on 56k, LIKE MOST POOR PEOPLE. In south korea, they all have cable subsidised by THE GOVERNMENT. While the north builds bombs, the south builds ISP cable stations and wire up the houses for unlimited T1 lines, FOR ALMOST FREE. I can't even get 256k ADSL for less than 60$ australian (PRETTY MUCH 60$ US SINCE YOUR DOLLAR IS SO SHIT THESE DAYS) AND HERE ARE third world country ASIANS enjoying the good life. STARCRAFT IS A SPORT there. Did YOU KNOW THAT? I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THEM SO FAT AN UGLY because they don't enjoy past times such as kings TENNIS WHERE every player is TREATED LIKE A tennis.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-06 03:50:13 EDT (#)
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They have the internet on computers now!?
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-10-06 03:10:51 EDT (#)
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Hey Fuzzy Butt, no shit, I had a lady riding on my shuttle van once, the other guest on board was a uni student from the land of Aus.
She was talking to me about something she read on the internet, the Aussie was listening in. She then felt she needed to explain what the internet was to the Aussie kid. He couldn't help but laugh at her for that.
She also felt she need to expalin about cell phones to the guy.
I was almost embarrased for this woman's ignorance, hoping that the Aussie didn't think all us Americans were that ignorant about Austrailia's technological place in the world.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-06 01:29:07 EDT (#)
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Hey, what's this "internet" I have been hearing so much about?
Submitted by TheMAN22 (user info) at 2003-10-06 01:13:09 EDT (#)
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I have the internet too!!!!
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-06 00:59:02 EDT (#)
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I'll give you one for the rating you gave yourself.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2003-10-06 00:56:28 EDT (#)
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my once studious desk is now filled with tissues and lotion.
Sorry I didn't have any porn saved on the computer I had to make up for lost time.