Shopping for Shoes (729 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.75 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <jumpinjellyfish59.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-07 12:13:53 EDT
My wife and I met while I was stationed in the Air Force in Spain in 1984. She spoke no English at the time but I did speak Spanish. The Air Force moved us to California in 1986 and that's where this story took place.
We'd been in California for a few years and my wife's English was coming along nicely. On one occasion we went into a sporting goods store in the local mall because I needed to buy some new softball shoes (cleats). Upon entering the store we split up so that we could find the cleats more quickly.
After searching for a few minutes I hear her yell from across the store "Jim...I've found the clits and they're plastic just the way you like them!".
Upon hearing this, every guy in the store turned his head to find out just who had made such an interesting statement. I of course rushed to her side to inform her of her pronunciation error, at which time she turned a very bright red and we got the hell out of the store.
We laugh about it today but it was quite embarrassing at the time.
User Reviews
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-06 17:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clockwork Orange prize!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-25 07:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-25 07:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care what kind of 'bullshit on white paper' you write and try
and get me to believe now.
I've just seen your preference in shoe styles on the other post you wrote.
"Yes Sir!" "You look good in those size 13 pink flip-flops".
<awiseass>
Submitted by werdmaster (user info) at 2003-10-07 13:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
reallybored is right, let's get good gene's going around here
Submitted by werdmaster (user info) at 2003-10-07 12:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
funny. don't hear to much about spain anymore, do ya?
That is funny man.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-07 12:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's actually kinda cute.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-10-07 12:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-10-07 12:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
:) Cute, very cute.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-10-07 12:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-07 12:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-1 for a weak story
+50,000 for taking a hottie spanish chick back to the states. Spanish chicks are so hot.