Uberdicks. (669 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.61 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <majicalwalrus.at.charter.net> (View user info) at 2003-10-08 22:48:34 EDT
I think I'm going to show how pissed off I can be at generally anything.
I'm not really sure. But I think you all have transformed me... When I first came to this site I laughed, it was funny posts.. I was bored.. I went to boredatwork.com, there was something about Australian cows... It cursed alot, I didn't care. It was funny. I laughed out loud.
I like that person.
He was funny...
As I started to post and read more, people liked my posts... I was funny, I became the funny person that I so desired to be. Yay for me. I like being funny. I liked being recognized even if it was by a mindless name that had no face. It was still a plus 2! w00t! I felt good...
But then... I noticed "idiots" posting things I didn't want to read. I told them so foully, I insulted them and their mothers... It was moronic. I've done so today and I feel less of a human.. I feel transmorgified. Transmorgified into... Yes... An Uberdick.
I degrated and insulted and made people dislike me, I made people laugh at me and it just got better and better. Until I realized something...
Gosh, I'm a dick.
I insulted some people just because I could.
I felt more powerful.
I felt strangly soothed by it's awesome power... It controlled me. The evil within became so strong that I actually turned to the side of the dick.. The dickside.
A mild shiver overcame me as I was writting this, this is my last cry, I implore you! Don't be a dick. Stop your dickness. Come to my side, the light side. I'll love you... Vote 2 for me.. Vote 2 for everyone. Why vote -2? It's so... Negative.
Don't be evil.
Be like me.
Join the light side and vote 2 now.
User Reviews
Submitted by marc01 (user info) at 2003-10-09 18:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you and your alter ego need some counseling, preferably of the porcupine up the ass type.
no seriously, split personalities are not healthly. (but curious minds want to know. do you dress in drag when leslie takes over?)
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-10-09 09:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe you could try death by masterbation. eh?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-09 06:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am comfortble knowing that I am one of the premier uberdicks around and will continue to offend.
Submitted by Jesusismysuperhero (user info) at 2003-10-09 00:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and Plus two because I love you!
Submitted by Jesusismysuperhero (user info) at 2003-10-09 00:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
plus two for "uberdicks"
Submitted by Jesusismysuperhero (user info) at 2003-10-09 00:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
reading the other people's reviews here and on other posts and where did it say posts have to mean something? Look at most of the posts: they don't mean a thing.
Plus Two for being smart enough to return to the light side.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-08 23:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no, i got a good chuckle from it as well.
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2003-10-08 23:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only person that thought this was funny?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-10-08 23:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done, you're on to something here
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-08 23:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2003-10-08 23:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you didnt say anything about -1
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-10-08 23:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i dont think anyone has yet insulted you on this, unless you are a complete puss and you take criticism on your shitty post as an insult...
and i think you mean transmogrified, as "transmorgified" isnt a word. stick with what you know and say transform. dont dig out the 10 dollar words unless you can afford them...
Submitted by MajicWalrus (user info) at 2003-10-08 23:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I pissed you off so bad you became dumb. Well.. A few more posts like this and the world will be rid of you altogether..
And that's my point.. Making fun of people on the Internet is like making fun of a blind guy, what's the point?
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-10-08 22:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have three posts to your name? I'm just so confused here. Insanely confused. Beyond belief. And beyond reason actually...your not the funny guy. Lsm is a funny guy, hidden has his moments, everyone does basically. Even people who post once and disappear, but thats not the case. Seeing as this is the first time that I have even heard of you, no.
Insulting people on the internet is like making fun at blind people. Sure its fun, but does it serve a point besides showing the world that your a jackass?
Submitted by Montu (user info) at 2003-10-08 22:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and this is because you have pissed me off so bad that I can't even spell "your" right when posting while mad.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-10-08 22:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the more i think about it the more this post sucks dick. If you want plus 2 write something worth a plus 2, dont beg for them...
Submitted by Montu (user info) at 2003-10-08 22:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and this is because you just a pussy whining pissed off person that got found out and won't just fess up then shut up.
Submitted by NinjaStep (user info) at 2003-10-08 22:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i like how every sentence was it's own paragrah, oh wait... no i don't
Submitted by Montu (user info) at 2003-10-08 22:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is becuase this post just plain sucked.
Submitted by Montu (user info) at 2003-10-08 22:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here you go have a plus 2 because you are an awesome and special kid.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-10-08 22:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ratings grab scam? probobly.