My fucking hand hurts. (1032 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.25 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Steve Marsh <archanglemichale.at.netscape.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-08 23:08:27 EDT
Now today me and my friends were out riding and well we kinda flipped the car.
Now i would give you my account of what happened but im lazy so here is someone elses.
"I was driving Trystan, Steve and myself home. We decided to go down a dirt road because it would be fun and we all liked change (meaning we don't want to go the same way home everyday). I'm on Warren rd heading west and we make a left to go south on Lotz rd. Get to the red light on Ford road and stop, of course. Light turns green and I go. I get up to about 45 mph I would say and this is where I forget on what happened. We were the last ones going down Lotz and at that time no one was coming our way. I either hit something or avoided something, and with good intentions turned the wheel to go back in the right position on the road. The car had other plans. It turned to far left and so I turned the wheel, with good intentions again, to get back in the right lane. No cars were going our way, no cars coming towards us. The vehicle starts to still go left but at an angle. An angle which drove the car left and turned the car facing southwest. It drove all the way into the ditch, therefore my back wheels were no longer on a road. The Escort, with three living bodies in it, going 45 mph (rough estimate), goes on it's side. Rolls over onto it's roof and slides roughly 30-50 ft. I open my eyes and I am the last to exit the car. Trystan and Steve got out safely. Before I exit, I take a glance and I still have my legs (damn), my arms, my torso, and most importantly my head. I exit the car and turn it off. I'm out of the car and greeted with many people asking if we are all right. We were all fine. Trystan still had his legs, arms, torso and head, and Steve still had his legs, arms, torso and head. The only injury, Steve's cut hand form having it on top of the car when it decided to flip us. The very nice lady got ahold of the police, paramedics and so forth. They were there within 15 minutes (another rough estimate). I call my parents, not even thinking of how I'm going to explain it. My dad picks up, I am Staff's shivering spine.
"Hello?"
"Hey Dad. Guess what I just did?"
"What?"
"I flipped the car."
Because by that time I had kicked the car, which released most of my fustration, and left my foot with a nice stinging pain. Paramedics every first. I fill out, rather they fill out a hospital report. Standard porcedure. Police every next and the questions start to come in. I tell him where I began to swirve, where the car hit the ditch, and how fast I was going. I live by a set of rules and telling a cop that I don't know how fast I'm going when I do, is against them. I was given a ticket, but thankfully nothing serious, well except for owing them $205. Plus $45 for a new license plate, says my father. My Dad arrives there and already he gives me a glare that I haven't seen form him in a while. I could already feel that he was going to peel my skin and pour salt on me. I told him what I told the cops, the truth and he yells at me for it.
"You don't have to tell them this or that, rant rant rant!"
I began to cry. Like a little school girl, I cried. Telling him that for being mad at me and having to pay $205 was just a price to pay for being alive. We get home and we stil proceeds to argue with me that I was still not telling him the truth. SO fine I told him what I wanted to hear.
"Yes I swirved the car at 45 mph (rough estimate) with full intentions of flipping my car."
He then asks me,
"Why did you go down a dirt road?"
"I like change, going the same way everyday doesn't fit me."
"You're lying!"
"Fine, I purposely went down a dirt road, a not so smooth run, just to do what I did."
Now I don't believe in miracles, nor do I believe in God. But when something like this happens it makes you think. I still don't believe in any of that, but I know Karma is real. You do good to others and you will be paid rewardingly. Flipping the car taught me a lesson. Being alive was the moral....."
My mother just ineretupted my train of thought and all I can say now is these are how my emotions were, in order:
Fustration
Relief
Anguish
Lonliness
Thankful
Humour
Craziness (wasn't that just great, I survived a near life experience *laughter*)
My Dad is going nuts about it. He blames this to be apart of my mother's family. My Mother's brother, had just fixed up this heap of junk, worhtless crap into to something worth something. Within hours or even days, maybe even the next week. He had totalled the car. Ran it right into a tree. From that my Dad blames it on my mother's family. OH it could also be from him liking his cars clean and therefore he stays of dirt roads. While me, the thrill seeking teenager, goes on dirts roads and causes acidents because it's so much fun!
There is actually one thing I want to say about this. If I had to chance to do it again, knowing the outcome, I would do it.
Now i am Steve, when the car flipped my hand just happened to somehow get wedged underneath it cruching it.
Josh he wrote that all out and he got away fine.
Trystan he was in the back he fine also.
I have to say i would never of thought flipping a car would be so much fun.
User Reviews
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-05 01:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-07-07 04:05:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Imbeciles. It says in the post that it was an escort. Tough little fuckers, but no SUV.
+2 for killing an ford.
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killing a ford was so worth crashing
Submitted by Baka at 2004-07-18 01:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Staff should flip cars more often. It makes for interesting stories.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-07-07 04:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Imbeciles. It says in the post that it was an escort. Tough little fuckers, but no SUV.
+2 for killing an ford.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-07 04:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-30 05:57:41 (#)
Ranking: -1
YOUR A FUCKING PRICK!!!!!
I QUITE ENJOYED READING YOUR BULLSHIT STORY BUT I HAVE SEEN THE COMMENTS THAT YOU HAVE MADE ON EVERYONE ELSES POSTS SO I'M JUST GIVING YOU BACK WHAT YOU DESERVE.
YOU SAD PATHETIC YANK CUNT.
GO AND SHAG YOUR HAIRY FAT MOMMA.
YOU BUG CUNT.
CUNT.
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but i must respond to this one
first off rating things as random joe is pathetic
second all caps are annoying as hell
the bullshit story is true thats why it sucks so much
and i am a yank thank you very much stonewall
o and you minus 1 dosent count
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-07 03:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i got a retal review i got 2 of em god damn i fell good
Submitted by Chaosweaver (user info) at 2004-07-07 03:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who the fuck do you think you are? and where do you get off? flaming every bit of literary art that goes under your humungous, ass raping nose. i hope you and you're entire family gets caught in the crossfire of an Al- quida shootout! just fuck off you limp-pricked, shit-nosed, ass rag...
and i dont need a way to apologize for that one...
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-30 05:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
YOUR A FUCKING PRICK!!!!!
I QUITE ENJOYED READING YOUR BULLSHIT STORY BUT I HAVE SEEN THE COMMENTS THAT YOU HAVE MADE ON EVERYONE ELSES POSTS SO I'M JUST GIVING YOU BACK WHAT YOU DESERVE.
YOU SAD PATHETIC YANK CUNT.
GO AND SHAG YOUR HAIRY FAT MOMMA.
YOU BUG CUNT.
CUNT.
Submitted by Staff <childofsanchez86.at.netscape.net> at 2004-03-01 01:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm proud of myself, flipping a STATIONWAGON, fuckwad.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-09 15:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude it fucking said escort in the fucking article, some people can't read. a fucking escort is never an SUV. anyways, you try flipping a goddamn SUV bitch, it's hard.
+2 for your hand. bastard.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2003-10-09 11:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you its a wagon not a fucking SUV. i was realy trying hard to grasp wagon in my last remark but it didnt come to me.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-09 06:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i mean, he did drive one
+1 because i reviewed too many times to not rate it something
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-09 06:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-09 06:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
staff drives a taurus station wagon dude
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2003-10-09 00:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It wasnt an SUV it was a one of those shity cars those those o fuck i dunno what it was but not an SUV an escort thats what it is not an SUV.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-08 23:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
why would you drive an SUV on a dirt road like that? isnt that the MAIN SAFETY HAZARD of driving an SUV?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-08 23:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Reminds me of that time my brother totalled my car. He was going 80 though.
Good times.
-Tom
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2003-10-08 23:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This happened today the 7th of october 2003 at about 7:15