Pirates vs Ninjas: The eternal queation (3137 hits)
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Submitted by <mmachut.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-09 12:30:51 EDT
So after years of debate over this topic, I have decided to let everyone here at Ubersite to finally put the topic to rest... Who kicks more ass, Pirates or Ninjas????
Now back in the day, our good friend Robert Hamburger and his hilarious site, http://www.realultimatepower.net/ , had me convinced of the superiority of the ways of the ninja. Here is a breif excerpt from his site:
"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."
Now those are some pretty strong arguments. But after further consideration, I realized Hey! Pirates are actually pretty sweet too. I mean think about. All they do is drink rum, plunder, and pillage all day. But I would have to say that the most convincing argument for Pirates is that the get to yell things live "Avast ye scurvy matey!!!" and, of course, "AAAAAARGHHHHHH!!!!" all day long and noone even cares.
The night I started to change my mind about Pirates was that of a Pirates and whores themed party. Me and my roomies did our best to look like Long Dong Silver and the rest of the crew of the Black Pearl Necklace. Anyway, other than me throwing a plant (yes, a plant)up over a balcony towards my jeering freinds only to have it miraculously fly through the partly open sliding door into their living room... it was a pretty fun night (Maybe a little too much Captian Morgan's and Parrot Bay). Yeah. And I digress...
So back to the issue at hand, Pirates vs Ninjas. I have to say that Johnny Depp did an awesome job strengthening the Pirates case because he kicked ass in Pirates of the Carriibean. However, there is nothing like a Ninja wailing on a guitar causing peoples heads to explode and stuff.
So what do you think? Pirates or Ninjas???
User Reviews
Submitted by YourDadGuido (user info) at 2004-04-19 01:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ninjas All the Way! Down with Maddox and Johnny Depp! Lets here it for Bruce Lee and Chris Farley!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-18 20:09:01 EDT (#)
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ninjas.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-02-16 15:27:33 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ALL OF YOU SUCK! I WAS THE FIRST TO DO THIS AND IT WAS HORRIBLE THEN, BUT AT LEAST I WAS THE FIRST! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WAS THE FIRST!
Submitted by JackHand (user info) at 2004-02-16 15:26:11 EST (#)
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+2 for cleavage
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-02-16 15:11:01 EST (#)
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dun
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-15 09:00:56 EDT (#)
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"some idiots can't get beyond the age of 10 and still think ninjas and pirates are cool"
I am a LONG way past 10 and I think they're cool. I think you're a teenager, so you're obsessed with appearance.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-15 08:44:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2003-10-09 12:44:18 (#)
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"robots would show up and kick the shit out of both of them... " Only if they were Lesbian Robots.
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Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-10-09 12:35:51 (#)
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oh cmon man...this has been done to death...
and we all know that robots would show up and kick the shit out of both of them...
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Fembots. End of discussion. Fembots.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-15 08:43:14 EDT (#)
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In this picture I would have to go with Ninjas. Why? Because her boobs are almost popping out.
Submitted by natsthename (user info) at 2003-10-09 21:16:47 EDT (#)
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Pirates are better because they have an entire day
http://www.talklikeapirate.com
Damn, we missed it this year.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-10-09 20:57:45 EDT (#)
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the ninja looks hotter. i will have to go with ninja cuz they get to throw throwing stars and use knunchucks(sp). however the pirates get all the bitches
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2003-10-09 20:40:15 EDT (#)
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ninjas cause women want to fuck ninjas. Pirates have to rape.
Submitted by InvinoVeritas (user info) at 2003-10-09 20:38:49 EDT (#)
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http://pratt.edu/~alexrich/ninjas/movies/ninja1movie.html
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-10-09 20:31:39 EDT (#)
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What about lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albino robot ninjas?
Submitted by Tasteslikeburning (user info) at 2003-10-09 20:26:24 EDT (#)
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I hate you bastards. I wrote an article for my school newspaper entitled Pirates vs. Ninjas. This was a fucking year ago. Pirates are infinatly cooler and nobody respects them. All you bastards do is mock them by buying into the shitty stereotypes. You completely undermine what pirates stand for. Everyone is like ooooh pirates are cool yet they don't know the first goddamn thing about pirates. Oh how I hate you.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-10-09 20:19:25 EDT (#)
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I am getting so fucking sick of this topic. I really do wish people would READ the first time this dumbshit was brought up and keep all this shit in one place instead of reminding me every few days that some idiots can't get beyond the age of 10 and still think ninjas and pirates are cool.
-Turtle
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-09 16:23:00 EDT (#)
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ninja librarians. i refer you to http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/quest.htm the proof is in the carrot
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-09 15:54:08 EDT (#)
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NINJAS!!!!!
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-10-09 15:27:56 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065719989940221622
Midgets would destroy them all.
Submitted by YankeeHater (user info) at 2003-10-09 15:27:38 EDT (#)
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+2 for the cleavage shot.
With a rack like that, how could you vote against the ninja?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-09 15:16:49 EDT (#)
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I'd do the ninja....
in the pooper.
+2 for boobies.
-4 for pirates vs ninjas.
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-10-09 14:05:37 EDT (#)
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I'm going with 'or'
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-10-09 13:44:19 EDT (#)
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NO NO NO OVERDONE OVERDONE WAS NEVER FUNNY TO START WITH
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snergleberglefardolicious, if you know what I mean.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-10-09 13:32:45 EDT (#)
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Yeah pirates have guns, but that ninja has stealth boobies.
Submitted by RabbitNHole <Konsept21.at.aol.com> at 2003-10-09 13:31:33 EDT (#)
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Oh YOUR God....those are the worst costumes i've seen.....:: CHEAP ::
+1 for the rum.
Submitted by Montu (user info) at 2003-10-09 13:28:03 EDT (#)
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PI's have guns end of story. The ninja would be all fancy with the sword than bam...
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-09 13:10:10 EDT (#)
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nice first post
+1/2 for each hot boobie
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-10-09 12:57:13 EDT (#)
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Please... whoever made this post needs to look at this link
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=pirates+ninjas
as you can see this subject has been covered by literally dozzens of people.
origonal submitions = 0
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-09 12:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im gonna agree with brother Matt on this one. This post sucks, and ninjas kick ass. Lesbian robot ninjas to be precise.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-10-09 12:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AH HAHAHAHA
oh man. when i saw the title, my brain went "oh please let this post be from a couple months ago"
no such luck.
+2 cuz everyone knows ninjas kick ultimate ass.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2003-10-09 12:44:18 EDT (#)
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"robots would show up and kick the shit out of both of them... " Only if they were Lesbian Robots.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-10-09 12:35:51 EDT (#)
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oh cmon man...this has been done to death...
and we all know that robots would show up and kick the shit out of both of them...
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-10-09 12:34:54 EDT (#)
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Is that Pirate's name Megan??
I think Ninjas ROCK! They rock a lot more than Pirates! Not that Pirates are bad but. well they just suck that's all.
Submitted by Miggetymizac (user info) at 2003-10-09 12:33:15 EDT (#)
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Yes i know i have a typo in the title, but you get the idea