My Parents (1721 hits)
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Submitted by <Aikohana666.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-17 02:12:41 EDT
Okay, don't ask why I am getting on this topic T.T, okay here we go:
AlL i do is fucking chores, while my beer bellyed cane using dad, sits on the fucking couch and watches :All My Childern.
1. He is too fat
2. He needs a life
3. He is a asshole
4. Has bug eyes
5. Is gay
6. Likes to be lazy
7. Alohilic
My mom: She does nothing at all, she is always out shopping and never stops bitching, she is a two faced, 8 chinned slut, Grrrr. She yells at me for having a goddamned sock on the ground I mean a SOCK?! IS IT HARMING ANYONE?! NOOOO IT ISINT! She is so annoying, and she thinks she is sexahy. -=shudders=- She walks around the house butt necked and bitches about everything under the sky. My parents argue alot and when they fight, they throw things, just last night, a knife went wizzing by my head I fell over and almost pissed my pants.
I mean I just want to kill them and I mean Jump up and down fucking kill them stab them and chop up their limbs and flush them down the toilet kill! They drive me fucking nutz so this is the way I am!! -=twitch=- kill. kill.kill. kill.kill.kill.....
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 04:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Alohilic
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:45:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-22 13:02:04 EDT (#)
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how about one shitty post a day, noob?
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-09-28 10:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-10-17 03:05:41 (#)
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As punishment for what you have said about your mother and father on this post, you will grow up to be like your mother and marry a guy like your father.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:23:53 EDT (#)
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Just trying to see if this pisses off forensic.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-02 02:34:53 EDT (#)
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Not even blog worthy.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:12:44 EDT (#)
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AlL i do is fucking chores, while my beer bellyed cane using dad, sits on the fucking couch and watches :All My Childern.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2006-03-05 11:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your dad is gay? Then what made him fuck your mother? Please answer as I would like to know the real reason as to why you were forced upon us beyond leaving posts that a retarded monkey would post.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-05 10:41:14 EST (#)
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7. Alohilic
Myne too. Fuck you emo dude.
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-02-13 20:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Make sure your dad gets that Alohilicea checked out
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-13 19:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
This post feels like the written equivalent of rape.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-13 19:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You'd be surprised.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-13 19:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
is there anyone else on the whole of uber site that still hasn't had one post with a positive rating so many posts?
Submitted by Nosferatu at 2003-10-17 19:34:17 EDT (#)
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id give you a -2, but i have similar problems. but more relevant.
Submitted by GoblinVolunteer (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Aw..well I think that problems at home always suck, but killing your parents would only leave you with dead smelly corpses.. Now, in my opinon, a loud human is much better than a silent one that reeks.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I was an Alohilic.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2003-10-17 15:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"2. He needs a life
3. He is a asshole
4. Has bug eyes
5. Is gay
6. Likes to be lazy
7. Alohilic
My mom: She does nothing at all, she is always out shopping and never stops bitching, she is a two faced, 8 chinned slut"
ah, i see that most of your familys deficencies are hereditary. and can your father really be gay if he spawned you (assuming, of course, that your mother was not impregnated by a donkey, which is, by the way, your only excuse for existience)? why didnt your parents just eat you at birth? at least that way you would have been SOMEHOW useful. in fact, tell your mommy and daddy that they must correct their error at once, perform a retroactive abortion on you, and then feed off of your stupid carcass. really. im sure theyll get the joke.
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:48:50 EDT (#)
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If you wear a sailormoon-looking schoolgirl outfit, all those troubles will go away.
Submitted by rippe <caryn.at.magicmail.co.za> at 2003-10-17 11:30:44 EDT (#)
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What did you want everyone to say? did you want them to tell you how sorry they are for you? unless you hadn't noticed, everyone grows up and hates their parents, but by now most of us are over it and realise what thay've done is actually great!!
You're13, and you're going to hate your parents more when you turn 14, even more when you're 15 and still more when you're 16. I can't convince you that your parents love you, but trust me, they do and soon enough (even though years may seem an eternity right now) you'll realise it too. Growing up is shit, but we've all been there!
P.S. try not to overdo the swearing and violence, it really isn't becoming of a THIRTEEN year old.
Submitted by LabRat (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:20:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:22:34 (#)
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Don't lie. You have no parents. Your mother was a whore who had a miscarriage in a public toilet and forgot to flush.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That alone made this post worthwhile...
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
do you have clothes on your back, food in your belly, and a roof over your head?! do you have a tv to watch?! quit bitching, atleast you have a family and your basic needs are covered. your parents do a lot for you wether you know it or not. Sounds like it's rough at your house but you need to be thankful for what you do have, damn it. you're an ungreatful little biatch. NOBODY'S childhood is perfect. Maybe yours is harder than others but that should make you MORE appreciative of what you do have. I'd like to kick you in the fucking head.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blah blah fucking blah. disappear already. your gimmick is past its expiration date.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, I give up. You win. I just can't handle your posts anymore, they're tearing me down from the inside. I will never read another one of your thread's because it's just too painful.
Goodbye, have a terrible life.
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:01:53 EDT (#)
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I hope that you get ran over by a demented donkey.
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:38:52 EDT (#)
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WAAAAAH! It's all so unfair!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
kill yourself as many times as it takes until your dead
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-17 04:55:17 EDT (#)
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Does this kid have no friends to moan and whinge to?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-17 04:47:10 EDT (#)
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OK, that's it. Whoever wants her IP IM me: Zeppelin T1000
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-10-17 03:52:28 EDT (#)
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The fact that you hang around your posts and respond to everyone is weird.
Weird and childish..
I bet he does beat you.
Submitted by BaroraArukarudo (user info) at 2003-10-17 03:42:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-10-17 03:38:10 (#)
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Oh wow .. Hearing that your dad is a violent drunk just brightened my day..
Does he beat you?
Please yes please yes please yes..
Nope sorry.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-10-17 03:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh wow .. Hearing that your dad is a violent drunk just brightened my day..
Does he beat you?
Please yes please yes please yes..
Submitted by Turbo at 2003-10-17 03:24:44 EDT (#)
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Ka - BOOM!!!!!!!
Submitted by BaroraArukarudo (user info) at 2003-10-17 03:16:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BaroraArukarudo (user info) at 2003-10-17 03:07:06 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by daylight_twilight (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:38:51 (#)
Ranking: -1
Manda Panda-
Okay, being your cousin, saying that you want to kill your parents concerns me. They're my aunt and uncle. No matter what you may think, they love you Manda.
Yeah, maybe your dad is a violent drunk...but so was mine when I was growing up. Despite all of the bad childhood memories, I still love my dad. Teaching is a hard job...so your dad only works because he has to provide for your family. And your mom, she probably loves you more than your dad does. I know for a fact that she would do anything for you. Think about giving her some appreciation and some love.
P.S. - Next time you post about our family, please leave out the naked aunt imagry.
Okay okay, jeesh.....T.T did you HAVE to call me Manda-Panda infront of these people? I guess it is a habit >_< -=weird look=- Laurie.....
Well let me add to that, they almost ingore me anymore, I have to yell "MOM!" or "DAD" To get their attention, when I go to tell the something about my life and what is going on they give me a dirty look and go "Okay" and start critizing, so that is why I feel the way I do I mean, yeah I think I love them, they just make me mad alot. And I get fustrated.I feel like they do not know I am even there, my dad gives me chores, and my mom just bickers. So yeah I am gonna act this way, and I got adukts telling me to kill myself, I got a stalker, and my parents are really stressed about something and will not tell me, i went to my friend Liz's house, and her parents are.....like....awesome....there I said it, THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME. I want to move in with them badly now. -=sigh=--
Submitted by daylight_twilight (user info) at 2003-10-17 03:13:51 EDT (#)
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It's Laura, not Laurie. Manda Panda =-P
Night all.
Submitted by BaroraArukarudo (user info) at 2003-10-17 03:07:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by daylight_twilight (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:38:51 (#)
Ranking: -1
Manda Panda-
Okay, being your cousin, saying that you want to kill your parents concerns me. They're my aunt and uncle. No matter what you may think, they love you Manda.
Yeah, maybe your dad is a violent drunk...but so was mine when I was growing up. Despite all of the bad childhood memories, I still love my dad. Teaching is a hard job...so your dad only works because he has to provide for your family. And your mom, she probably loves you more than your dad does. I know for a fact that she would do anything for you. Think about giving her some appreciation and some love.
P.S. - Next time you post about our family, please leave out the naked aunt imagry.
OKay okay, jeesh.....T.T did you HAVE to call me Manda-Panda infonr of these people? -=weird look=- Laurie.....
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-10-17 03:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As punishment for what you have said about your mother and father on this post, you will grow up to be like your mother and marry a guy like your father. Just watch. As said, the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree. And in your case, it'll probably stay in the trailer park you live in. Because if you live in a house or apartment you have no excuse for bitching like you do.
-2 because you don't even pay for the internet access that you used to post this.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-10-17 03:04:06 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is going on with tina?
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:54:55 EDT (#)
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Going around apologizing for being bitch. Sorry. And I will ignore after this.
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you hate them so much, just kill them. Hopefully they won't let you have internet privileges in prison so we won't have to hear your whining every again.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:42:21 EDT (#)
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Kill your parents please. I doubt they'll let you come to Uber in juvy.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:41:32 EDT (#)
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Listen to your cousin.
Submitted by daylight_twilight (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Manda Panda-
Okay, being your cousin, saying that you want to kill your parents concerns me. They're my aunt and uncle. No matter what you may think, they love you Manda.
Yeah, maybe your dad is a violent drunk...but so was mine when I was growing up. Despite all of the bad childhood memories, I still love my dad. Teaching is a hard job...so your dad only works because he has to provide for your family. And your mom, she probably loves you more than your dad does. I know for a fact that she would do anything for you. Think about giving her some appreciation and some love.
P.S. - Next time you post about our family, please leave out the naked aunt imagry.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:37:27 EDT (#)
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If you're lucky you'll regret how horribly you think of your mother.
You are disgusting. And I shouldn't have bothered, but once again, I can't sleep.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:37:19 EDT (#)
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I wasnt allowed to wear shoes when i was 12. The result : hairy gnarled hobbit feet.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:34:46 EDT (#)
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Walk a mile in your shoes? I HAVE. We ALL have. We've all been twelve. When I was your age, I had to do chores. My mother yelled at me, forbade me from being friends with certain people, made me walk home from school, put restrictions on the music I listened to and the movies/television I watched, only allowed me to use the internet 12 hours a month IF I EARNED IT, gave me a 10:00 bedtime, and would have smacked the living shit out of me if she knew I was using a website like this, speaking of her in the way you speak of your parents, and using the language you are using. And you know what? I'm a better person for it, you spoiled little bitch.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:34:14 EDT (#)
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ROFL Bargled
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:33:59 EDT (#)
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We don't pay taxes just for the heck of it you know. In fact, most of Ubersite is the reason you are here. Respect it by going away.
-Tom
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:31:27 EDT (#)
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I have respect. and I do know what they have done for me, they just treat me like shit and I can not stand it, you walk a mile in my shoe and see how you like my life.
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You only have one shoe? I'm sorry.
Anyways, can I take it and BEAT YOU OVER THE FUCKING HEAD UNTIL YOU DIE?!?!?!
Submitted by Aikohana666 (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:29:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:17:01 (#)
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You've got absolutely no fucking clue how much your parents have done, are doing, or will do for you. How the FUCK do you think you're able to come to Uber and annoy us? Yeah, that's right, mommy and daddy pay for the internet. What's more, they allow you to use it. They feed you, clothe you, shelter you, and provide you with WAY more luxuries than you deserve. You need to learn some respect, little girl.
I have respect. and I do know what they have done for me, they just treat me like shit and I can not stand it, you walk a mile in my shoe and see how you like my life.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel bad for your situation. I really do, but shutup and take your constant whining elsewhere.
Take your stupid friends with you.
-Tom
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:29:13 EDT (#)
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Hm. Nothing? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Submitted by Aikohana666 (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:26:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:19:28 (#)
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"The acorn does not fall far from the tree."
This means you will be a pathetic loser in life, just like your parents. Do the world a favor and kill yourself, just to take the burden off of the Welfare office if nothing else.
I am not as much as a low life as you, and, I am not going to kill myself. If you want to kill yourself go right ahead. Like I fucking care. and you will not have to listen to me again.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:25:06 EDT (#)
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Although this is so out there, I wouldn't be one bit surprise if this were somebody fucking with us.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:24:20 EDT (#)
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Oh? What have you done to repay them for the hundreds of thousands of dollars that have gone into raising you?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:22:34 EDT (#)
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Don't lie. You have no parents. Your mother was a whore who had a miscarriage in a public toilet and forgot to flush.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:22:34 EDT (#)
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You need a bare-assed whooping. With wet hands. And maybe your dad's belt.
I hope Loren sees this shit.
Submitted by foxgirl (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My parents dont do anything for me for free. I earn it thank you. And not just by chores.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"The acorn does not fall far from the tree."
This means you will be a pathetic loser in life, just like your parents. Do the world a favor and kill yourself, just to take the burden off of the Welfare office if nothing else.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One day the people of Ubersite will take over the world and we will take perverse pleasure in slowly gutting you like a fish.
Submitted by foxgirl (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:17:55 EDT (#)
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dude.....ive had that happen....except my mom through a really hot pot. she was aiming at my dad who was sitting next to me. That why i dont eat in the kitchen anymore. sheesh, and thats a calm day.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've got absolutely no fucking clue how much your parents have done, are doing, or will do for you. How the FUCK do you think you're able to come to Uber and annoy us? Yeah, that's right, mommy and daddy pay for the internet. What's more, they allow you to use it. They feed you, clothe you, shelter you, and provide you with WAY more luxuries than you deserve. You need to learn some respect, little girl.