Action Figure Contest - Submission 3 (4028 hits)
Category: GraphicsLabels: photoshop camwhore transformers optimusprime
Rating: 1.43 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-10 01:33:47 EDT
I give you... Bartimus Prime
Bartimus Prime is the bravest, strongest, and wisest of all Uberusers. His role is to protect all life in the fight to defeat the Untertrolls. This all-powerful leader features a cab section (?) that converts into his battle-ready robot mode [uh, whatever], while his back trailer section [hey!] becomes a high-tech command station complete with two launchers [two?] and an arsenal of mega-missiles [damn right!]. His combination of intelligence and strength makes him a respected commander, and a feared writer.
Strength: 10
Intelligence: 10
Photoshop: 10
Speed: 10
Endurance: 10 (if you know what he means)
Condescension: 10
Rank: 10
Courage: 10
Sarcasm: 10
Firepower: 10
Skill: 10
Pure unadulterated sexual attraction: 10
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
even though it's a head on a cartoon, i like the fact there's a kissy face while you reach out with your left hand like you're gonna squeeze a tit.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-13 18:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a whole bucket of awesome.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-12-02 13:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HOLY SHIT! This Optimus Body is from the triple changer series!!! That Optimus could transform into three different things, but only if a person inserted the little transformer into his chest. I have that! My friend did too, but he lost the little transformer, and Optimus was stuck in 16-Wheeler mode forever. HOLY SHIT!!!
the post itself is mediocre...
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-11-09 13:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-09 12:58:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-07-22 16:02:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry I don't see the humor anywhere. Who cares if you put your head on a transformer. No one.
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I'd have to agree, this was lame
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-11-09 12:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-07-22 16:02:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry I don't see the humor anywhere. Who cares if you put your head on a transformer. No one.
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I'd have to agree, this was lame
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-07-22 16:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry I don't see the humor anywhere. Who cares if you put your head on a transformer. No one.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-20 16:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed this, too. Great stuff.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-11-20 16:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit I missed this! The face is perfect!
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2003-11-04 13:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1067969121718215866
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2003-11-04 11:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dick Rash:10
Submitted by hotboxedsquirrel (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Holy crap, Maximus Prime...Your jewish?!"
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-10-20 22:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Although you always rooted for the Autobots, you figured the Decepticons would win in real life. I mean, Optimus Prime was just a truck, but Megatron was a big-ass gun."
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1015798904342829208
It does make one think...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-10-19 17:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed this originally. Well done!
Submitted by hopex (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GAWD! My sides are seriously splitting. I think I peed a little even. I wish there was a rating higher than +2
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
and that's all I have to say about that.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yowza. He certainly can set grown men's hearts a-flutter.
Submitted by DarkAnarchist235 (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is quite possibly the bitchinist thing I have ever seen...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-14 23:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If Bart is Kristy Swan, I will want him even more. Genius. Whoever, if anyone, created her, is an absolute genius.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-14 08:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Bart as you are a big fan of the Simpsons, I was wondering did you ever run a simpsons quiz as a post, just an idea I might even do this as a bit of a laugh, you know the old I ask a question then someone answers it then they post a question.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-13 22:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart is Kristy Swan.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-10-12 21:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I'm spent...
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2003-10-12 21:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bartimus Prime rocks my cock off....
and with that I'm out! I'll be here all week kids!
Hey Bart how come you haven't posted a photo journal of the rioting and pilaging that must be going on in chicago right now. I mean hell amargeddon is coming and hell is about to freeze over... are you telling me there is no mass carnage?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-12 21:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Descent rulzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-10-12 21:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA--badass.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2003-10-12 05:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looking at it some more and consulting some drunk friends, I must retract my previous comment about the free hand. That left hand looks like more a "tit-grappling device". It rocks the way it is.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2003-10-12 05:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What? No machine guns mounted on turrets? No rocket propelled gernades? Land mine dispersion systems? Defensive shielding? And I cant believe this thing doesent come with a anime/gundam kinda "big glowing stick to hit shit with". Also- the free hand? unless it's a "hot chick ass grabbing hand"- can you put a gun in it?
Pimpbuster- props for the Descent reference... Thought I was the only one who still remembers D-I and D-II. (not that freespace 1&2 didn't kick ass)
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-12 01:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-10 23:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd launch your Mega-Missile with my High-Oscillation Optimus Humping Aperture, or as I like to call it, HOOHA!
Robot sex gets me hot.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-10 19:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should get your eyebrow pierced. It would suit you.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-10 17:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking cool...
I'd do ya...
...in the robotic pooper!
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the T-shirt idea.
And, since absolutely nobody outside of Chicago / Uber would know who the hell you're sporting on the front of your T-shirt-- all the better.
Throw an uber plug in their somewhere.
We're on to something.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO, TOO SEXY! TOO SEXY!
Submitted by pimpbuster (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mega-missles, you mean those ones from Descent that throw your ship back when you shoot the things? Those ruled.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this would be a great t-shirt.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boy, I don't know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
-- Homer Simpson
Selma's Choice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ironic that this simpsons quote came up..
Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2003-10-10 10:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The lovable wacko asshat strikes again!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-10-10 10:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this is one of my favorite replies of all time:
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-10-10 01:35:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Christpuncher is just jealous. He's jealous because he didn't think to paste his head on a transformer. Poor Poor Christpuncher. Go drink a 24 pack of Miller Lite and watch the Bears.
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-10-10 01:34:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Retard
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-10 10:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
simply amazing
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-10 08:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is just fabulous. Nice game face.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-10 08:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I picture you more like SoundWave. The quiet one that knows what he's doing and doesn't mess around with foolish antics....wait a minute, this is silly.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-10-10 08:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The expression on your face is the kicker. So on your more mild mannered days you are a semi. Do you have a sleeper cab?
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 06:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Transformers oh how I loved the toys they released, I lost my favourite transformer toy when I was a child but I was convinced that one of my brothers sold it.
+2 for transformers
Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-10-10 06:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's really pretty funny! Where is the post that started off this contest? Can someone link it please?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-10-10 03:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Someone will draw a robotic cock in his hand. This is inevitable.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-10-10 01:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is Bartimus Prime getting ready to smooch?
Or is that his Battle Look?
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-10-10 01:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THERE CAN BE ONLY NONE!
Submitted by Fartknocker (user info) at 2003-10-10 01:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Besides, you can turn into a shity pick up truke
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1063903053153331679
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-10-10 01:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
High quality entertainment.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-10-10 01:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Christpuncher is just jealous. He's jealous because he didn't think to paste his head on a transformer. Poor Poor Christpuncher. Go drink a 24 pack of Miller Lite and watch the Bears.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-10-10 01:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retard