Post Sex Piss (7383 hits)
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Submitted by George Healy (View user info) at 2003-10-10 05:14:10 EDT
As I sit on god's white giant ceramic telephone with nails digging into the bowl I realize that I have spent many a night calling out for him, "Oh God, Oh God, why the fuck did I drink so much?" With a mighty flush my Technicolor projectile vomit is gone. What a waste of money I think as I watch the finest (or maybe not so fine) of ale and liquor swirl down the shitter, the swirling of the toilet is second only to the swirling of my head as I release my kung fu death grip from the bowl to make an attempt to put one hand on the floor and stop the spinning.
Last night I had another encounter with my favourite drinking buddy, most of my memorable nights on the town end up with me talking to him, good old "John". It was for a strange non-drinking related reason last night a medical problem if you will. I think like most red blooded males after a night of passion with a lady friend or who ever tickles your fancy, I get the urge to make the post sex piss.
Now on the odd occasion after depositing my golden shower material I get this terrible lightning bolt sensation on the tip of my cock. I think at this stage everyone will be thinking "Yup that's a sexually transmitted infection yada yada yada" but I don't think it is, as it only hurts after blowing my gentlemen's relish on or in my victim.
So last night I made the mistake of drinking like 2 litres of water before getting down to business because I had just finished kickboxing training. I get the urge for the post sex piss and my god I am up for like an hour and a half afterwards ready to cut the tip of my knob off with a broken bulb just to make the pain go away and I can sleep. I was pissing for a good 40 minutes trying to relieve the pain. I even squeeze the tip so the pain of squeezing it out weighs the stinging burning sensation.
Can anybody shine some light on this situation for me? Sorry cutting this kind of short because I'm off for breakfast
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-10-10 22:32:22 EDT (#)
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ah shit turtle said it already.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-10-10 22:31:59 EDT (#)
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when u cum, the semen takes away the base(ph 7-14) mucus which protects that urethra from the highly acidic piss (ph 4) so if the mucus is washed away, then the skin of the urethra becomes exposed and...
"AHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
try to wait, if possible, to piss or dont cum as much, again, if possible.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-10-10 15:15:53 EDT (#)
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It has something to do with the different consistencies of the fluids you are excreting. semen can sometimes make the inside of your urethra a bit raw by dragging away some of the protective mucus that lines the urethra, and when you urine hits the raw spot it causes a slight burning sensation.
I noticed this too when I first became sexually active. The funny thing is peeing right after sex can help the prevention of an std. The mucus layer that makes a nice home is thinner due to the semen scraping through leaving you more vulnerable to viral attack. The piss helps kill stuff before it can works it way into your system. Not 100% reliable by any means so don't go raw head a hooker and then piss and think you will be fine.
-Turtle
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:55:48 EDT (#)
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Man my rating was just at 0.69 i love that number, anyway hidden I know what you are sayin the pain is like one I've never felt before, I had a kidney infection once which got kinda messed up and my whole take a piss hold a piss system got fucked up i was sitting on the toilet all day, I couldn't go to college in fear of wetting myself.......smooth ;)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:49:19 EDT (#)
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i was just thinking about the post sex piss the other day. (i call it the same thing)
for me, sometimes it hurts, and sometimes it feels great. i had sex on friday and saturday last week. friday, it was not so pleasant, but the next day, it was great. i don't know what's up with that.
all i know is that UTIs SUCK. i developed one about a year ago from doing a chick that had one, and people would hear me SCREAMING for the bathroom, "OH GOD, I'M PISSING OUT RAZOR BLADES AND BROKEN GLASS!!!!!"
not fun.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:44:02 EDT (#)
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Everyone is welcome here, actually my female friends are always saying that for a straight guy I talk about some borderline topics. No seriously give me feedback on this, what is your personal preference with or with out foreskin.
Oh yeah made big mistake of putting my real name on the top of this anyway to change that is there?
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:36:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:30:55 (#)
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Is this a man only thread?
If so Im just popping in to say what facinating reading this makes.
You men have us believing that boys don't talk like this and you make fun of us for having chats like this about body parts and their involvment in sex.
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My thought exacly Belle....
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:30:55 EDT (#)
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Is this a man only thread?
If so Im just popping in to say what facinating reading this makes.
You men have us believing that boys don't talk like this and you make fun of us for having chats like this about body parts and their involvment in sex.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:19:39 EDT (#)
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Yea what is the story with that I hear that that a lot of American men are circumcised, I'm Irish and it is not that common over here so lets have a vote to see how many men are circumcised.
My name is George and I have a foreskin (is foreskin one or two words: fore skin)
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-10 11:13:05 EDT (#)
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when the skin kinda covers the pee hole.
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Bro, its the fucking 21st century. Get fucking circumsized for christ sakes.
Submitted by Fadge <ifiwerehere.at.yahoo.co.uk> at 2003-10-10 10:29:35 EDT (#)
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when the skin kinda covers the pee hole. Thats when it gets messy. Anyway Titan, lemme know what the GP says. cheers
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 10:13:07 EDT (#)
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The piss directly after sex is a powerful beast all right, sometimes i sit down for that one as you'd need a snipers accuracy, it goes every where. Sometimes it is quite a beautiful thing to behold is the post sex piss it can split in 2 directions and spiral down into the bowel.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-10-10 10:01:09 EDT (#)
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After sex, I piss so violently that my weiner has no choice but to hurt.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-10 09:57:48 EDT (#)
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HAHA. This is great. God damn boys, you got some shitty luck. Iv been with my fair share of slores but i have yet to get the burning that is VD. Goddamn this funny. HAHA
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-10 09:23:35 EDT (#)
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cool. I did hit on the right thing then. Good luck to you guys. You probably should see the doc and get some antibiotic/inflammatory.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 09:21:37 EDT (#)
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Thank god, metamucil pills you say lots of water and a bath I think I can manage that much to save my member from the one drop acid piss. That's a huge help thank you
Submitted by Titan (user info) at 2003-10-10 09:19:57 EDT (#)
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hehe, yes soap in the hole would be a very good way to describe it, it burns like it alright.
Thanks for the heads up ghost.
Submitted by WalkensGhost (user info) at 2003-10-10 09:06:27 EDT (#)
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George, I know your pain well. Known to most guys as "soap in the hole". To women, this is a UTI or Urinary Tract Infection. They feel the same, but are not the same. It feels like you have to take a monster piss, then one burning drop comes out. You my friend are a victim of "Prostititus" or inflamation of the prostate. This can be erradicated with a simple antibiotic for a week or so, can be quelched by soaking your member in warm water i.e a bath, glass, or running it under the faucet, LUKEWARM!! Boiling water doesn't work as well, can't stress that enough. Drink plenty of water and start taking metamucil pills every day. Sometimes the prostate can be inflamed by irregular bowel movements which you mentioned earlier in your post. GOOD LUCK Cock Sting.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-10 08:45:25 EDT (#)
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More information on this please... I (obviously) dont have this problem, but Ive had a conversatin about this with a mate recently and this is going to freak him out.
I dont want to say anything until someone comes back from the doc with a "he told me Im a dick" comment or a "oh my god, goodbye cruel world" one.
Anyway tootles!
Submitted by Titan (user info) at 2003-10-10 08:38:28 EDT (#)
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hmmmm point taken, still tommorow morning im going to make an appointment with my general practitioner
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 07:52:21 EDT (#)
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Feel free to flame this post by the way, as all points will be taken into consideration as a means of improving my posts.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 07:50:14 EDT (#)
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Good point, I always thought that maybe it was the semen that was doing the stinging but now I see it could be the prostrate. Well I suppose I can give those exercises a shot and see what happens, as I said though it doesn't happen very frequently because I cant remember the last time it happened but when it does happen it really freaks me out. It can be quite frustrating actually.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-10 07:42:13 EDT (#)
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guys dont be too freaked.
it could also be a basic poor muscle strength thing, you know, the muscles you use to pee, empty your bladder, etc.
Women and Men can both do "Kegels" an exercise of those muscle groups, which strengthens them up. After childbirth women are encouraged to do so because it helps them to tighten back up :P
Either way, if something hurts, its not supposed to. and your jumbles shouldnt.
Submitted by Titan (user info) at 2003-10-10 07:33:53 EDT (#)
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errr. well for one thing fix it !
For all I know this thing could send you sterile after long periods of time, im fucking freaked out !!!!
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 07:31:30 EDT (#)
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Yeah I see what you mean, well what the hell can a doctor do to fix it anyway, he would probably stick a tube up the tip of your knob to see what the problem is (no thank you) and put you on drugs that supress sexual desire. All the same better safe than sorry
Submitted by Titan (user info) at 2003-10-10 07:20:22 EDT (#)
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errrr.... yes, as in its been there for like 3 years.
Which was around the same time i started beating off so I just thought it was a natural thing, eep, off to the GP i go.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 07:00:25 EDT (#)
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What do you mean? Did the burning last a long period of time or has this been happening to you like me for a long time, as in like 3 years.
God I'm goin to die in a prostate explosion or implosion incident aren't I, mama No
Submitted by Titan (user info) at 2003-10-10 06:56:13 EDT (#)
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errr. did it say anything about the long term effects of this ? i may have had it for a lonnnng period of time....
Submitted by Titan (user info) at 2003-10-10 06:51:16 EDT (#)
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uhhhh.... holy shit, i seem to have that same problem.
Sometimes when I errrr.. ejaculate it burns and it feels like theres some left in it, I thought it was a normal thing too, im going to have to look into this..
Thanks for the heads up...
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 06:24:22 EDT (#)
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Fadge that is exactly it, last night I was sittin on the can for 20 mins pushin and a squeezin because I had so much water before the act, I swear the need to piss just wouldn't let me sleep I was going crazy. I'd go into bed feel the need to piss again and go back out to the toilet, then repeat this cycle like 5 times.
+2 for Fadge
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-10-10 06:21:57 EDT (#)
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right, I'm off to the doctor.
Submitted by Fadge (user info) at 2003-10-10 06:20:25 EDT (#)
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similar sort of thing for me. Doesn't happen to ofter. But when it does i sit around in the shitter waiting till i need to piss again to get rid of that last bit. Can be there for 5 mins trying and squeezing. Feels like i'm trying to push an egg through my urethra.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 06:17:36 EDT (#)
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Yeah I am definitely suffering from the old burning after urination and need to piss frequently but only after sex, it also only happens once in about 10 ejaculations, by that I mean nine times outa ten after blowin my load it'll be fine but then there is the one time outa ten where I fell like jammin one of those things to clean your ear down to try and stop the stinging.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-10 06:12:48 EDT (#)
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from the link provided:
Typical symptoms of chronic prostatitis include:
Burning during or after urination
Difficulty starting the urine stream
Dribbling after urination has been completed
A need to urinate frequently or urgently
A sensation that the bladder cannot be emptied completely
Pain felt above the penis, in or below the scrotum, or in the back or rectum
Pain experienced during or after orgasm
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-10 06:03:52 EDT (#)
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Yup that sounds about right actually with regards the little trickle left in the shaft, ok that prostate thing kinda freaked me out GodC cos my grand uncle died of prostate cancer, off to the doctor i go
Submitted by Fadge (user info) at 2003-10-10 05:59:47 EDT (#)
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does it feel like theres still some piss somewhere in your cock to come out?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-10 05:25:51 EDT (#)
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http://www.intelihealth.com/IH/ihtPrint/WSIHW000/9339/10576.html?k=basePrint
Go get your prostate examined. I'm no doc, but if you do a google search for "urinary pain after orgasm in men" this is one of the things that comes up. In fact, nearly all of them have to do with the prostate in one way or another.
Go get your shit checked out.