The Japanese are the master race (1521 hits)
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Submitted by Al <revenge_of_the_killer_dustbin.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-10 17:51:35 EDT
Unfortunately, there are many people who don't yet realize that the Japanese are the ultimate species of human. You see, the ignorant masses fail to realize that there can be no country better that one which gave the world, Godzilla, martial arts (yeah i know, i know, other eastern countries did that too...but Japan did it better. Probably.) and really cool horror movies like Ringu. Its so cool it has a -u on the end. None of that accent crap. None of that special verb ending bullshit. Just -u.
Also...have you ever seen an obese Japanese girl? I know i haven't. They must have the smallest pretty girls:horrors ratio ever. Which reminds me, have you ever seen the film Battle Royale? Well you should, as it is the best film ever...and guess what...its JAPANESE! It is all about school children, who are sent off to kill each other. I mean where in hollywood do you get something that incredibly cool? Nowhere. Because hollywood is not Japan. Yet.
In conclusion, i give Japan 10/10. Stop underappreciating it.
User Reviews
Submitted by beibeiskids <beibeiskids.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-08-01 06:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BigMike: funny you talk about penis size, your name shows you're obviously compensating for yours
NinjaStep: you say asians take martial arts because they're weak and feeble? SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING IT?
Oh that's right, because you've been in one fight your whole life and got fucked up
Reallybored: If you can't get girls in your own white country, wherever that may be, you sure aren't going to get any asian girls (no disrespect to whitey, I love all folks)
Yes: YOU MUST GET A LOT OF DICK TO KNOW PAL
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2003-12-25 07:12:54 EST (#)
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It was meant to be semi-sarcastic.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-25 06:45:09 EST (#)
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3ft talls, paper walls, 3 out of ten overalls.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2003-12-25 05:13:54 EST (#)
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Almost forgot, Japanese are actually a subrace.
Another minus one because you made me think about it.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2003-12-25 05:08:08 EST (#)
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You clazy!
I'll take Chinese food over Japanese any day.
Submitted by Yogimus (user info) at 2003-12-25 04:55:09 EST (#)
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People are people.
Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2003-12-25 04:40:49 EST (#)
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Watch Donnie Darko. Good movie from hollywood, plus its got a fat asian chick.
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-12-25 03:09:59 EST (#)
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falconer? falconer flemming?
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2003-12-24 11:55:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2003-12-23 15:21:37 EST (#)
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wow, mad hate for Japanese people and all asians for that matter. Al obviously isn't asian, but he's some dude who just likes a little bit of the japanese culture. I don't know if al knows it either, but Japanese people are crazy.
And to say that there are no fat girls there? What are you an idiot (no offense of course)? Japanese people are like every other type of people may they be black, white, latino, whatever. It's like George Carlin says, "There are a few winners, but a whole lot of losers. A whole lot of losers." but there's no need for you other ignorant pricks to downgrade all asian people based on your reaction to Al's opinion.
an assload of my friends are asian and they can see just fine regardless of how tiny their eyes are.
that other comment about japanese women being dumb for not shaving, i don't even have to talk about that for others to realize how absolutely mongoloid that statement is.
in summary, lay off hating on other cultures just because you're an idiot.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Battle Royale.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:40:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by RogerWaters (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:16:34 (#)
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Japanese women are fucking dumb, they don't even know how to shave they're pussies
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RogerWaters is dumb. he doesn't even know the difference between "their" and "they're."
and he's a blasphemer for using that name.
(maybe they just don't want to look like twelve year olds, dumbass. i don't even know how this pussy shaving shit got so popular in the states, but it's fucking gross.)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:37:17 EST (#)
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Battle Royale was indeed awesome, i'll give you that. i wanted to jump through the screen and rape every girl in that movie. especially the ones with the blood all over them. that was really sexy. The Ring was the biggest piece of shit i've ever seen in my life, apart from any movie Vin Diesel is in- especially The Fast and the Furious, and let's not forget about 2 Fast, 2 Furious. yes, i know he wasn't in that one, but it REALLY fucking sucked.
this really loud black girl who was out at the smoke pit yelled (well, she wasn't really yelling. that was just her normal level) "HOW THOSE CHINESE PEOPLE BE SEEIN' OUT THEM EYES?" while a group of asian people were standing not ten feet away. i must say, i was wondering the same thing, because they all looked at her really hard for a long time, so maybe it was just really hard for them to see who said it out of their small, slanty eyes. that, or they were staring her down. (i kid, people. i kid.)
i, for one, am not letting those murdering Japs take away us Americans' god-given SUVs. WHO'S WITH ME???
ps- this post sucks.
Submitted by RogerWaters (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Japanese women are fucking dumb, they don't even know how to shave they're pussies
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-11-22 22:08:26 EST (#)
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In my wife's hometown there is a small dirt turn around lot with 3 vending machines. 1 is porn videos, 1 is cigarettes, and the 3rd is beer. Yes it's cool to have those things together, but children walk by it everyday. My wife started smoking at an early age because of the damn vending machines.
Falconer=yariman
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-11-12 21:05:12 EST (#)
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that makes me want to nuke Japan purely on the basis of denying you your ultimate race. i feel a genocide comin on...
Submitted by MRC53 (user info) at 2003-11-12 20:59:34 EST (#)
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smells like bigotry on this page. you people fucking suck.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-11 07:05:24 EDT (#)
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Is Japan near Wakefield?
Submitted by Titan (user info) at 2003-10-11 07:03:45 EDT (#)
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Heh, the only thing japan masters is dance dance revolution at those video arcades, and they can have it for all I care....
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-11 06:59:18 EDT (#)
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I live in japan. Have for over a year now, and there are plenty of fat japanese chicks. They have the fat face which makes their eyes extra squinty. Its a rather sad sight to see.
Japan is a weird ass country. Im sure just as weird as they would think the US is. Its not so much awesome as it is plain crazy.
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2003-10-11 01:10:29 EDT (#)
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so why do they have small penises and shitty cartoons?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-10-11 00:56:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NinjaStep (user info) at 2003-10-10 19:16:22 (#)
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asians may have invented strong martial arts, but thats only because they are so small, and feeble. i kick ass at karate because my arms are 6 inches longer than theirs, plus my dick is 6 inches longer.
your dick is 6 1/2 inches long?
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-10-10 21:40:13 EDT (#)
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Couldn't say anything funnier or wittier than....
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Submitted by Waste at 2003-10-10 20:44:30 (#)
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Spoken like a true Jap bastard.
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Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-10-10 20:43:54 (#)
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Japan is the world's largest consumer of tobacco & alcohol, & they have the shortest life span I believe too. It is not uncommon for them to just keel over and die from stress. I guess if that makes them superior they can have the title.
Also it's totally normal for the father to never really know his kids because he is gone when they get up for school and still gone when they go to bed. Again, if that makes them superior...
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Submitted by Mynameisdavid (user info) at 2003-10-10 19:35:44 (#)
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Thats why we beat them in world war 2 right? so obviously they are superior...
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Submitted by NinjaStep (user info) at 2003-10-10 19:16:22 (#)
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asians may have invented strong martial arts, but thats only because they are so small, and feeble. i kick ass at karate because my arms are 6 inches longer than theirs, plus my dick is 6 inches longer.
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Submitted by I AM GOD <TEE hee> at 2003-10-10 20:52:10 EDT (#)
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FAG. I AM god. HTEEE HEEE.
Submitted by Waste at 2003-10-10 20:44:30 EDT (#)
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Spoken like a true Jap bastard.
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-10-10 20:43:54 EDT (#)
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Japan is the world's largest consumer of tobacco & alcohol, & they have the shortest life span I believe too. It is not uncommon for them to just keel over and die from stress. I guess if that makes them superior they can have the title.
Also it's totally normal for the father to never really know his kids because he is gone when they get up for school and still gone when they go to bed. Again, if that makes them superior...
Submitted by Mynameisdavid (user info) at 2003-10-10 19:35:44 EDT (#)
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Thats why we beat them in world war 2 right? so obviously they are superior...
Submitted by NinjaStep (user info) at 2003-10-10 19:16:22 EDT (#)
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asians may have invented strong martial arts, but thats only because they are so small, and feeble. i kick ass at karate because my arms are 6 inches longer than theirs, plus my dick is 6 inches longer.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-10 18:43:57 EDT (#)
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Id go to Japan. To fuck all theres bitches cause the jap-chick love the white oval eye.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-10-10 18:40:14 EDT (#)
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I want to move to Japan. I don't know why.
Submitted by ratbastard (user info) at 2003-10-10 18:35:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-10 18:33:09 EDT (#)
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um... okay... but why are they so short?
....and they have very small penis...
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2003-10-10 18:32:25 EDT (#)
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-2. what is with people being obsessed with other cultures?
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2003-10-10 18:29:49 EDT (#)
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Im gonna take that as a compliment.
Submitted by prezuiwf (user info) at 2003-10-10 18:14:42 EDT (#)
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Fucking Jap.