The perfect job??? (552 hits)
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Submitted by Jo (View user info) at 2003-10-13 10:43:03 EDT
You know when you sit round and talk about jobs and everyone wants the same thing. They want a nice easy job, where they get paid to sit around and do pretty much nothing?!
I have that job and I hate it!
Today I have had to resist the urge to fall asleep more times than I did during Titanic, I have gotten irratated at the slighest things and i think I have been sat idle so long that I have forgotten where i last used my brain.
I don't even have the energy to go online and search for a new job. The moneys ok, not amazing but just more than enough for me, but I want to actually work. Right now I want to be stressed out and panicing about a deadline. Anything just not sitting here clock watching and driving myself, and yes my colleagues as well, absolutley stir fry crazy!!!
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Submitted by gtanner (user info) at 2003-10-13 13:40:15 EDT (#)
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http://www.angelfire.com/hero/ubersiter/
some interesting e-books
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-13 13:35:12 EDT (#)
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You sound like you're PMS rather than fed up. Maybe both?
I prefer to be busy too. It makes the time fly by. But when I'm not, hey, it's Uber to the rescue.
Submitted by daidoji (user info) at 2003-10-13 13:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the essence of the American Dream.
Submitted by gtanner (user info) at 2003-10-13 13:05:21 EDT (#)
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eh.. i guess a lot of people on ubersite have a job like that...
i mean... most of em come through "boredatwork.com" :).
but you know what? get some e-books.. that rocks... you can read all day!
Submitted by marc01 (user info) at 2003-10-13 12:58:08 EDT (#)
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do what i am doing right now... get some sweettarts and slowly disolve the whole pack one at a time by puttign a few drops of coffe on each one....................yeah and i am getting paid to do this.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-10-13 12:55:52 EDT (#)
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I hate you. Be happy with nothing.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-13 11:56:15 EDT (#)
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I have a job like that. It sucks. But it gets worse. I get so lazy that when work does come to me, I don't even want to do it.
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Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-13 11:28:55 EDT (#)
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I actually went and asked for some work earlier today! I never do that.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-13 11:23:06 EDT (#)
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I have a job like that. It sucks. But it gets worse. I get so lazy that when work does come to me, I don't even want to do it.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2003-10-13 11:21:16 EDT (#)
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Boo-fucking-hoo. Nobody wants to hear you complain about your easy ass job. If you had half a brain, you would be able to entertain yourself on the internet(and not by posting lame coments about your job). And if the job is that bad get off your ass and get a new one, or work harder and get a promotion to something more challenging.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2003-10-13 11:11:18 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure it exists.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-13 11:00:16 EDT (#)
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I've had the perfect job.
From Bart.
Aha! All right I lied.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-13 10:56:06 EDT (#)
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Your job sounds quite similar to mine.
There will be another "special" legislative session here soon in Florida, meaning at least one or two busy days for me... and by special i mean "time-wasting" and busy= shitty+ irritating.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-13 10:47:39 EDT (#)
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Want the perfect job?
Dont want to sit around on your ass all day?
Want to be challenged mentally and physically on a daily basis?
Want to wake up and on your way to work get some Burger King?
Join the United States Air Force! The pay is real good and we have all the hot chicks.
haha. no. that was a joke. hardeeharhar!