He Called the Shit Poop! (1483 hits)
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Submitted by MiggetyMac (View user info) at 2003-10-13 14:08:07 EDT
Believe it or not this post is not merely an attempt to gain hits by the mere mention of the word poop, but rather to investigate why scatological humor is... well, so funny.
It seems that people have been poking fun of poop since man's earliest existence. For the Darwinists out there, even man's ancestors, the primates, seem to find hurling their feces at each other extremely amusing. From the earliest beginnings of the theater to today's funniest comedies, feculence has found its way into nearly every genre of entertainment. Bill Shakespeare was a master at integrating the sometimes esoteric high comedy with what is now called "toilet humor", low comedy, to be able to reach a much greater audience. However, the fact that dookie shows up nearly everywhere still doesn't explain why its so amusing. So I have collected a few of the reasons why I think poop is and will continue to be the comic's greatest ass-et:
1. Poop is the Funniest Word of All-time
Just saying the word poop is fun. Plus there are many other words for doodie that are equally amusing (anal butter, dung, fecal matter, toilet twinkies, turds, the list could go on... feel free to add your favorites)
2. It Smells Bad, and looks Gross
For the same reasons, farts are funny, there is nothing better than forcing the next worshipper of the porcelain pony to choke on the odiferous opera you have just created.
Bonus points are added for streaks and/or spackling of the toilet bowl. Almost everybody has had an encounter with someone who lays a log so big, it would be a shame to flush the brown trout trophy away. The range of shapes sizes, from chocolate soft serve and hershey's kisses to coco puffs and Baby Ruth's, combined with a rainbow of browns, tans, green, and yellows, a colon kaleidoscope if you will.
3. It Comes Out of Your Ass
Just think about that for a second. Butts are funny so poop is funny by association. And even the hottest supermodel has to poop.
4.The Noise
As already mentioned, the fart is an integral part of the act of pooping. The sound of someone else pooping is even funnier if it becomes apparent that they are not having an easy go at it.
5. Corn
Nuff said
6.The Diarrhea Song
Yes this deserves its own entry. Everyone knows the song, with some variations:
When you're sliding into first and you feel a juicy burst (Diarrhea, Diarrhea)
When you're strechin for a double and you know that you're in trouble (Diarrhea, Diarrhea)
When you're sliding into third and you lay a juicy turd (Diarrhea, Diarrhea)
When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam (Diarrhea, Diarrhea)
(I realize there might be a lot of controversy over the lyrics here, post your own versions if you'd like)
7. Because I'm immature (poop poopy poopy poop!) http://www.poopreport.com/
User Reviews
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-02-01 14:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer the abba version.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/abba6.shtml
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-01-19 01:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
when you're climbin' up the ladder and you hear a little splatter (diarrhea, diarrhea)
i had to do research for one of my nursing classes one day, and the topic i had chosen to be an expert on was diarrhea. i got 10 pages of notes on it and presented to my group with so much energy and enthusiasm i am now known throughout the nursing faculty as the girl who knows way too much about shit (i also did a surprisingly large amount of research on intestinal juices)
Submitted by Miggetymizac (user info) at 2003-10-15 01:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a few more we came up with:
when ur drivin in your beamer and you lay a cleveland steamer diarrhea diarrhea!
when u think its just a fart but it tears your pants apart diarrhea diarrhea!
when ur bout to get a piece and you feel the anal grease...
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-14 00:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When you pull the chain, you have to go again, diarrhea, diarreah.
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2003-10-13 20:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
immature yet intriguing...
and i think those ARE the lyrics to the diarrhoea song
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-10-13 20:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I watched Billy Madison last night and the title made me laugh.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-10-13 18:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Some people thinks it gross but its really great on toast (chorus)
-turtle
Submitted by Miggetymizac (user info) at 2003-10-13 16:22:35 EDT (#)
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Awesome DamnyouBroccoli. Though if that really happened id cry.
Submitted by DamnyouBroccoli! <gunther456.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-10-13 16:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When you're 'bout to bust your load but instead your ass explodes diarrhea diarrhea
Submitted by Sandrolina <sandrica35.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-10-13 15:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!
they're called jobbies over here in Scotland.
the lyrics I know & love are:
you'll be climbing up a tree when it trickles down your knee (diarrhea diarrhea)
It comes shooting out your bum like a bullet from a gun (diarrhea...)
I don't know the rest of the words and suspect my brother who made this one up doesn't know either coz he always mumbles the last few lines
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-13 15:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was like a baby's arm!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106522831258123439
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-13 15:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by InvinoVeritas (user info) at 2003-10-13 14:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scatalogical humour.
Submitted by Kchek (user info) at 2003-10-13 14:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Intelligent, amusing, and poopy-full! I love it.