Don't like good eye vision? Follow these steps. (963 hits)
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Submitted by <antiflag248.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-13 22:34:12 EDT
Have you gone throw life without your ultimate 'emo' glasses? Will people not loan you money unless you /need/ them? Do you friends talk about there bad eye vision and you feel left out? Maybe you just don't like having good vision. Well then have I got some news for you, fellow. Follow these steps (as I did) to complete fuck up your eye vision:
1. This is rather uncontrollable but try to get family members that have bad eye vision. Genetics can help you be super cool!
2. When you are young, shine flashlights in your eye! Pretend to take it like a man, you know, to keep up the coolness.
3. When you finally get glasses, and the eye doctor tells you to wear them a little, only when you need them, DON'T WEAR THEM!!! This will help the decline of your eye vision.
4. Finally, after your eye vision has gotten very, very shitty, go get a new prescription. The eye doctor will tell you again to only wear them when needed, but you don't listen, you too cool for that! Wear them all the time! This will make your eyes get used to it, then when not wearin them you can't see for shit!
Well, ladies and gentlemen, that is such a great way to COMPLETELY FSCK UP YOUR EYE VISION!
User Reviews
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My 280/320 vision pwns you!!!1
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-14 08:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am giving this a +2 because I feel sorry for you.
It wasnt THAT bad, people.
Think of the shitty intro posts. Think of the good old posts by Mr. McBain. Think of the shit I post.
This wasnt that bad.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-10-14 05:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wearing glases blows. Don't encourage people.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-13 23:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell WAS that?!
oh i kno...what the hell was that?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-10-13 23:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
20,000 comedians out of work and you want an audition.
Speaking as an optician, I want you to know that you would be surprised how many idiots there are out there who would actually agree with you. You are a disease.
Submitted by MagnificentRyan (user info) at 2003-10-13 22:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid Douchebag
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-10-13 22:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this wasn't really very funny.
but you tried. oh, you tried.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-13 22:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Eye vision?"
That's not redundant. Just like you're not an idiot. Oh, wait.
Submitted by chiefo (user info) at 2003-10-13 22:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NOTE TO ALL RETARDS: Cynicism is not automatically funny.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2003-10-13 22:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i have never gone "throw" life without anything...
money is singular...
...ok theres too many
you have the worst grammar i've seen in a really long time